Quick Transmigration: Tsundere God, please sit down

Apart from these two people with a higher status in the harem, only the queen mother is left.

What a joke, do you want him, Cen Mu, to curry favor with that old woman who eats fast and prays to Buddha all day long?

What's the difference between waiting to die?

Cen Mu stood up, sneered, dropped the wooden stick in his hand, and kicked a little.

"Dog, didn't you say you were going to make a move for labor and management? Why didn't you say it." He crossed his hips and looked down at the lump on the ground with cold eyes.

"Hey, Immortal Mu Yuan, what are you doing on the ground?" Diandian looked a little confused, and suddenly couldn't think of what to say to Cen Mu.

Cen Mu narrowed his eyes slightly: "Believe it or not, I threw you into the cesspit!"

"... Believe me!"

Just now a man and a beast came out of the cesspit, can you not believe it? !

But Xianjun Mu Yuan, can you stop being so irritable.

"So you hurry up and say it." He still had to rush back to run some errands for Concubine Shu.

Thinking about it makes me aggrieved, hey, angry.

Dian Dian scratched his head with his paws, and suddenly came to his senses, his paws lined up on the ground: "Mu Yuan Xianjun! Go and seduce the emperor! Then you can directly use the emperor's power to investigate this case and reverse the case for the Cen family."

Cen Mu sneered, and glanced faintly at the dots on the ground.

What's wrong with him?

How many lives to seduce the emperor? !

Not to mention his status as a eunuch, once he is found out, it is a crime of deceiving the emperor. Even if the emperor is a broken sleeve, he will not be so perverted that he likes a person who doesn't have that thing, even though he has that thing!

That doesn't work either.

The emperor already has two concubines, how could it be a broken sleeve.

Seduce a hammer!How did it come up with such a bad idea? It's really crazy.

Why don't you go!

Are you a pig?

Calling it a pig is an insult to a pig.

The more he thought about this bad idea, the more angry Cen Mu felt, he just picked up Dian Dian and threw it into the water.

"Mu Yuan Xianjun, what are you doing!"

Under the moonlight, I could only see a graceful arc across the air, and then with a plop, Diandot jumped into the water.

"You fell into the cesspit, wake me up in the water."

"……I do not have."

I'm not, I don't smell bad...

A little bit wronged, but a little bit does not cry.

"Oh, my brain is full of that stuff, why don't you pour some water and give me a good wash!"

Cen Mu watched it splash in the water.

Cats are afraid of water, but Diandian just turns into a cat. Anyway, it can't die, so calm down in the water.

Cen Mu frowned, thinking about how else to investigate the truth of the year.His own strength is a bit weak. If he climbs up step by step, he doesn't know how long it will take to investigate clearly.If the prime minister was dead at that time, it would be even harder to reverse the case.

Bring down the prime minister...

Depending on others, apart from the emperor, Prince Duan should also be considered a suitable candidate.

Cen Mu narrowed his eyes and smiled coldly.

You can't hook up with the emperor, or hook up with His Royal Highness Duan Wang?

I heard that this person is not close to women, maybe he really is a broken sleeve?

Tsk, relying on betraying your lust, Cen Mu, you are really... But you don't have to sell your lust, brotherly love!

perfect!

Cen Mu clapped his hands, and secretly felt that he was simply a genius.

"Come on, come up!"

"Mu Yuan Xianjun, it seems that someone fell into the water!"

A little anxious voice suddenly came from his mind, and through the moonlight, Cen Mu saw the person lying in the water.

The black eyes narrowed slightly, and for a moment he didn't know whether to leave or not.