Quick Transmigration: Tsundere God, please sit down

Cen Mu counted and returned the extra money to her.

Xu Anqi didn't answer, took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, "Interest."

"Smoking is not allowed in the house." Cen Mu reminded her, after thinking about it, he felt that this woman would ask him for money sooner or later, so he simply took the money first.

Back in the house, Xu Anqi could hardly keep her eyes open.

There was a strange smell in the room, Xu Anqi went straight into the room without thinking much and fell asleep.

Cen Mu opened his mouth, thinking of a woman, but he closed the door without warning.

As soon as the door was closed, he hurried to find some food.

"What's going on in the house?"

Diandian fell into a drowsy sleep, usually Cen Mu would come back very early, this was the first time that he was so late today.

"What's the situation?" Dian Dian was in a daze, and Zheng Taiyin was deeply sleepy.

"A smell of perfume mixed with a stink. Did you shit outside and cover it up with that woman's perfume?" Cen Mu looked at Dot with a look of contempt, and the expression of disgust radiated from his whole body.

"Fart!" He, an old goblin who has been a beast for thousands of years, would do such a thing?

slander!

"There are thieves at home today." Diandian broke free from Cen Mu's paws, and led Cen Mu to the storage room with the noble steps of cat clan, "You came back too late, I almost forgot."

Cen Mu looked towards the storage room along the cat's paw, and raised his hand to open the door.

A strange smell pierced Cen Mu's nostrils instantly, and he hastily closed the door.

"What does it smell like? Did you shit on him?"

At this moment, Diandian really wanted to regain his real body and slap Cen Mu to death. He licked his paw and threatened Cen Mu: "Xianjun Mu Yuan, if you insult me ​​again! Don't even want to know the mission in the next illusion!"

Cen Mu didn't take it seriously, "I don't know, don't even think about going back."

A little bit wronged, suddenly lost his momentum.He jumped into Cen Mu's arms, "Just this little thief, you came back too late today, and then he thought there was no one at home, so he broke into the house and stole it. Then I fainted from my fright, wait for you to come back and deal with it."

Cen Mu held Dian Dian, pulled his slippers and took out a bag of instant noodles from the refrigerator in the kitchen, and took out a can of Coke from outside the living room, "Hey, you didn't sleep very lightly today, and you still watch the house?"

Diandian jumped from his arms to the table, "I was sleeping soundly, but I was woken up by a bad smell. Probably because this human being was afraid of disturbing others, so he took off his shoes, and in the end..."

Cen Mu almost sprayed his little hair with a sip of fat house happy water, and explained clearly to the police.

"The thief broke into the house and woke up the owner because his feet smelled too bad. Tsk, this news is wonderful!" Finally, I found a happy thing to comfort a sad one.

Dian Dian squatted on the table, "Mu Yuan Xianjun, why did you get off work so late today?"

Don't say it's okay, Cen Mu gets angry when he mentions it!

He grabbed Diandian's neck, "You dog, you lied to me!"

"Meow meow meow? Immortal Mu Yuan, what hit you?"

Cen Mu said viciously: "You told me this is the easiest task, as long as you have stayed in this company for eight years, you can leave!"

"Yes, we can enter the next illusion in half a year." A little bit wronged, Cen Mu hugged him and praised him every day for the past eight years!

Cen Mu sneered, hugged Dian Dian affectionately, and slowly stroked his hair little by little.

"Dian Dian, do you know? Today I want to resign no less than 10086 times!"