Salt Xiao Fulang

After dinner, Song Xu insisted on catching Xiaochun to bed and letting him have a good rest, while he started his journey of getting to know the new world outside.

He pulled a chair and sat down, collected himself, and then calmed down a little to think about his "time travel".

Before being woken up by that slap, his mind was in chaos.

He just felt that today was an ordinary working day, and they designed the dog's working day to start with a cup of coffee in the morning.

Sitting across from Song Xu was a young girl who had just joined the job for half a year. Every morning, she would invite her friends to order milk tea.

He sometimes joins in.

The little girl often laughs at his gay taste, and the straight guy's chatting skills-ah, why can't gays "drink more hot water"?

And this morning, it seemed that the little girl didn't come, and I don't know if it was because of illness or some other reason.

The milk tea girl didn't come, so he ordered a cup of coffee himself.

Yesterday, Party A's main beauty just released a version of feedback, except for some extremely unreliable requirements, overall it is not particularly stupid, it can be regarded as a 60-point Party A.

Although he felt nervous for a moment when he saw the word "colourful".

After four o'clock in the afternoon, Song Xu completed the "Sample 3-Modification 222 New" document. After sending it to Party A, he didn't get a reply for a while, so he picked up his bag and secretly went to the gym early, relying on his identity as an old employee.

This is what he often does.The scale of their studio is not too large, and the subordinates are not so distinguished.

Sometimes when he finishes his work, the boss will take the initiative to let him go home early.

Song Xu loves fitness.

He was already tall, but his body made him appear bulky no matter how he looked at it.When he was adolescence, he was a little fat and had low self-esteem. After his sexual orientation became clear, he cared more about his figure, so he started a good habit of exercising.

Later, he became a designer dog, slumped on the chair all day long...and drinking milk tea...if he doesn't exercise, he might be expelled from gay status.

Fortunately, Song Xu has always had eight-pack abs, and with a little dressing up, he looks like a gay guy.

But as it turns out, looks aren't everything, and his gay life has been rocky.

There are three people who have had a stable relationship with him.

The first one disliked him for being too boring, honest and dull, and after breaking up, he returned to the embrace of the bar, like a butterfly flying away.

The second Song Xu learned his lesson and found someone who was said to want to live a good life.But a year later, the other party said that Song Xu would not get married without a house or a car, so he went to find a benefactor.

Song Xu: "..."

After two terms, Song Xu was disheartened for a while. The third ex-boyfriend had a very good appearance. It can be said that he was the most beautiful beauty among homosexuals.Also very rich, is a corporate executive.

With such a condition, it was actually Song Xu who was pursued by the other party first...

They get along very harmoniously. Song Xu once thought that this would be his true love. It wasn't until they went to bed a month later that he realized that this beautiful woman was also a top, and treated him like a bear...

Although they were still friends in the end, the embarrassment in the past made Song Xu's bumpy love journey. Up to now, he has never had any specific imagination about his future partner.

But what if love comes one day?So the gym is a must...

The gym where he applied for the card is very close to the company, just a few steps across the road.

Song Xu vaguely remembered that when he was waiting for a red light, he saw an acquaintance on the opposite side who seemed to be arguing with someone.

Who is it?

It seems... milk tea girl! ?

"Ah!" Song Xu called out shortly, suddenly having a splitting headache.

The image of a high-speed truck approaching him suddenly appeared in his mind - he remembered.

The milk tea girl was arguing with someone, and when she was crying, she turned her head and saw herself, and rushed towards herself with her arms waving.

Song Xu had already shouted loudly, but he couldn't stop the little sister from running.At that time, his mind was blank, and he ran forward subconsciously, pushed his little sister, but sent himself under the wheel.

Song Xu smiled wryly, with mixed feelings in his heart.

Just like that, is it worth sacrificing your life for a colleague who is not particularly close?

he does not know.

If calculated in this way, he is probably dead in modern times.So, does this mean that the former owner of this body, that scumbag, will not come back...?

Song Xu suddenly became enlightened!

No matter whether that scumbag comes back or not, don't you want to live now?

There is no rice in the rice tank, no vegetables in the vegetable field, and there is not even a mouse in the house. You can't starve yourself to death and give your new wife to someone else, right?

Song Xu tossed about in the kitchen for a while, and finally took out an egg from the small broken bamboo basket by the stove.

He held the egg in a daze, but he heard a gust of evil wind blowing, and strands of sunlight leaked from above his head... The farmhouse, with fresh air, harmonious light and shadow, is like a beautiful scene in a painting.

……Um?Sunlight?

As soon as Song Xu raised his head, he memorized "The Song That Thatched Cottage Was Broken by the Autumn Wind" in his head.He ran out the door in a hurry, and when he saw it from a distance, it was indeed a whole piece of thatched roof.

Sure enough, only rich people can be truly "leisurely" in leisurely farmland. Ordinary people can only shoot earthy videos, worry about oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, what to eat at noon, what to eat at night, what to eat tomorrow.

Song Xu searched all over the house, but only found a dozen or so copper coins on himself.Thinking of calling the little husband again at night to ask about the property status of the family, he picked up his backpack and took a small scythe, and first went to the village to familiarize himself with the environment.

***

Dashi Village is mainly composed of Song and Li surnames. The ancestral halls of the two families are built at the north and south ends of the village.

The east end of the village is in the direction of the county, and it is more lively with people coming and going.There is a flat big stone at the intersection, about half a person's height, which can accommodate five to sixty people standing, like a natural podium.

There is a matching big pagoda tree next to the boulder. When the weather is good, many mothers-in-law and daughters-in-law like to talk about their parents and family affairs here, which is also a scene of the farm.

Song Xu saw the group of people from a distance, quietly listened to the gossip, and turned around after a while.

He thoughtfully went to the back mountain to the west of the village, and roughly sorted out the gossip he had just heard.

This Song Xu, although the village is full of relatives, but in terms of his branch alone, there are really not many people.

His father's grandfather was single-handed for three generations, and his grandfather had many uncles and brothers, but it is also a fact that the relationship is far away.

Song Xu's father left early, and his mother was not in good health.

Song Xuniang was afraid that the child would not pass on to future generations, so she married him a daughter-in-law when she was 14 years old.

Although it is said that farmers marry early, they usually start seeing each other at the age of 14, and it is still too early to really get married.Small in size, with no fixed personality, coupled with rebellious youth, Song Xu was very dissatisfied with the two children married by his old mother.

Chun Yingxia is a little girl from Pingshan Village next door. Both of her parents died, and she lives in her uncle's house. She is a typical poor boy.

He looks average, and has a cold and unpleasant personality. His uncle's family has long been tired of him, and they are waiting to marry him off in exchange for a bride price to subsidize the family.

So after the two parties inquired about each other, Chun Yingxia became Song Xu's daughter-in-law.

Outsiders have no way of knowing what's going on in their family, and from these people, they can only vaguely get the impression that "Song Xu is a shrewd person, but Xiaochun is not a law-abiding person, otherwise why would he always spread some inappropriate rumors every now and then".

As for today's farce, it is the focus of the symposium.

It is said that before dawn in the early morning, there was a loud noise from Song Xu's house, and the crying and cursing spread far away.

At dawn, people from nearby villages gathered to watch the excitement, and they saw Song Xu standing in front of the woodshed and yelling, while inside were his own daughter-in-law, Xiao Chun, and a salesman who came to the village for the first time yesterday to sell some gadgets.

"You shameless scoundrel, you called me brother and brother yesterday, you want to borrow my house, you dare to come to sleep with my daughter-in-law!? I kindly take you in, you are a wolf-hearted white-eyed wolf!"

There was a little lady who was very talented in acting, and she imitated that scene with great pomp, making the people around her laugh and praise her for being so resemblance.

Although he scolded the shopkeeper, it didn't delay Song Xu from beating his wife in the slightest.

After making trouble, he dragged his wife to the ancestral hall, invited the village chief, and said that he would divorce her.But at this time, the shopkeeper had already taken advantage of the chaos and disappeared.

It's tricky here, and I can't explain it for a while.

Song Xu's popularity in the village is not bad, he can talk and laugh, and understands human relationships.Unlike Xiaochun, who doesn't like to talk, and has been married to Dashi Village for more than four years, but has few acquaintances who can talk.

Now, right and wrong, don't you just rely on Song Xu's mouth?

Before Aunt Niu stepped forward, the opinions of the villagers were generally in favor of Song Xu.

Thanks to his long-term foreshadowing for so many years, everyone more or less always has the impression of "Xiaochun restless".

But Aunt Niu's words were like a basin of water splashed into a frying pan, the wings of imagination fluttered in everyone's mind for a moment, and Song Xu's image suddenly changed ever-changing, as unpredictable as the sky in June.

Although he has no memory, Song Xu still spat on "Ex-Song Xu" in his heart, really wicked!

If this person lacks great virtue, wouldn't he be accepted by God?

Thinking of the little husband huddled into a ball sleeping soundly in the room, Song Xu walked the mountain road in a state of distraction.

When I came back to my senses, I had already climbed to a flat slope in the mountain.

Looking down, the small village is hidden in the mountains, and the smoke is curling up, which is very beautiful.

At that moment, Song Xu suddenly entered a mysterious realm.

Everything around him was shrinking, collapsing into small seeds, and he himself became fog, wind, a speck of dust, and a bit of aura.

Everything in the world draws out a line, spreads out in a certain mysterious rhythm, and becomes an endless piece of paper.

It has sound, it has taste, it has spirit.

Song Xu held his breath for a while.

When I came back to my senses, I only felt light in my body, as if I had broken free from some shackles.

This epiphany-like experience did not bring him any space, any supernatural powers, any memory or knowledge, but only gave him a clear cognition - he became Song Xu completely.

Don't worry about traveling back and forth, you won't have such an experience again.

He is Song Xu, who lived an ordinary life as an ordinary human being, and then returned to the dust, becoming a tiny speck of dust between heaven and earth.

Song Xu's heart beat like a drum.

On the hillside, he took a deep breath towards the village: "Ah!"

The cry of freedom, freed from everything, echoed in the valley.

This movement startled a nest of pheasants in the grass.A few chickens from a good family scattered and fled, and they were forgotten in the rivers and lakes in a blink of an eye.

Song Xu: "..."

He was a little annoyed, but the desire to run home and tell Xiaochun that he would never change again overwhelmed everything. Before he had time to find other wild vegetables and prey, he rummaged around, found three eggs, and headed down the mountain. run away.

When Xiaochun wakes up, tell him that Song Xu will always be me from now on.Even if Xiaochun can't react for a while, tell him once a day, for a week and a month, and you will understand, right?

To be honest, Song Xu was a little grateful for the villagers' unadvanced aesthetics.Xiaochun is so beautiful, why is it "average" in the rumors?

He trotted home briskly all the way, but when he approached, he heard noisy voices——

"No, I don't want to!!"

Xiaochun's voice was hoarse but sharp as if driven to a desperate situation, and one of the three words was completely breathless, revealing fear like weeping blood.

With a bang of his head, Song Xu pushed aside the crowd of onlookers and quickly squeezed in, and saw an unforgettable scene in his life——

His little husband was dragged out by his hair and collar. His hands were firmly digging at the wooden fence in the yard. The blood from his fingertips followed the trajectory of his struggle and pasted on every piece of wood. It's getting stickier and more flamboyant.

"Let go!!—" Song Xu's eyes were tearing apart!