You sleep in the study tonight [Quick Transmigration]

It was already six o'clock in the morning when Chen Qin got up from the desk and sat up. Because he had to take the CET-[-] exam, he almost stayed up all night last night.But of course it wasn't for reviewing English, it was just that the sky was getting darker and his heart was getting more and more waves. He couldn't control the unicorn arm at all, so he played the game all night.

The screen on the laptop's display still stays on the game's home page.Several comic characters on the screen are still flashing with various flashes. The scum picture quality almost blinds the eyes. It is not a fun game to think about. I can’t even remember the plot. sleepy heart.

As soon as I meet the big exam, I feel sleepy, and I feel guilty when I fall asleep. Only playing games can save the heart that wants to hibernate.

He didn't remember whether he had cleared the level or not. He only knew that in the middle of the night, he was hungry and his hands and feet were weak, and he was dizzy.

He squinted until it was dawn, he flicked his limbs, and woke up suddenly. He finally remembered that he had to take the exam for the fourth grade at nine o'clock, and he had to enter the venue half an hour earlier. In case he was late and missed his business, he looked at the bottom of the screen, It was only six o'clock, and he breathed a sigh of relief, but before he could fully exhale, his breathing stopped, and he was dumbfounded.

He found that he was not in the dormitory at all, he and his desk were floating in a white and boundless void, with no connection to the sky or the ground, and there was no one around.

"Fuck," he couldn't help rubbing his face, he's a big brained person, his horoscope is so bad that he can't see it, and he can stuff his teeth with a sip of cold water.He has never been successful in anything since he was a child. He is just a poor dog who studied [-] hours a day before barely getting into a university.What's more terrible is that he often has all kinds of weird dreams, and the Apiaos keep harassing him in his dreams.

Once when I was taking a nap, I dreamed that a beautiful woman was doing food and broadcasting. Halfway through the live broadcast, I ran to the side of the sponge mat and jumped rope crazily, showing everyone how I inspired myself to lose weight.He looked so hot that he wanted to leave, and then the little loli at his hand took his hand and said, uncle, let's ignore this crazy person, climb up his body along his calf, wrap his arms around his neck and kiss him Said, Uncle, let's go.

At that moment, Chen Qin felt a severe suffocation, the arms wrapped around his neck like a life-threatening rope, and he was almost dying.Then his consciousness came up, and he found that there was no one around him, and he was lying on his side on the bed, and an invisible force pressed on his body, spreading from the bend of his legs to his lower abdomen and finally straightening his neck. It can even be clearly seen that the quilt was pressed through and finally made a hole.

Unable to move his limbs, unable to breathe through the tip of his nose, he yelled in his heart: "Fuck your uncle, who wants to go with you. I'm a fucking good-looking young man, under 20 years old, you have the face to call me uncle?! You Where's the grandma? If you die, don't reincarnate and come to me to make troubles, go all the way, please!"

A white light flashed, and Chen Qin suddenly opened his eyes, only to find that the sky outside the window was completely dark. Looking at his phone again, he fell asleep for eight hours.The roommate didn't know where he went, and he was the only one in the empty room.Shaking his legs, he went to the bathroom to pee. His whole body was feeling weak, and he quickly put on the jade that he took off before going to bed and put it on the bedside, wishing he could stuff it directly into his crotch.

He still remembers what his nagging mother said to him: "Baby, mom can't help you anymore. This is the jade that I asked the master to consecrate. You wear it on your body to avoid evil spirits."

He felt very helpless about this kind of thing. Babies who had been enlightened by the master since childhood often disappeared inexplicably, and then his mother began to pray to God and Buddha to help him in various ways.

So at times like this, he had to wonder if he ran into those shitty things in his dream again.He reached out and pinched his arm, um, it didn't hurt, so did he really win the lottery again?He quickly flipped through his collar, but after flipping it over and over again, he didn't see the jade pendant with the red string.

His heart sank, knowing that he couldn't be cowardly, he opened his voice and shouted loudly: "Hey, you snobby dog, ①you want to do something to your grandpa today, you bullying bastards, I'm not afraid of you, grandpa!"

The surrounding area is empty, and the sound echoes, you, you, you, you...

He stared, lost.

The desk and bench were suspended in the space, and the bright notebook on the table suddenly went black, flickered a few times, and then showed dots and white stripes in turn, then suddenly turned blue, and a large string of densely packed English letters popped out of it.

Faintly glowing, strange and creepy.

Chen Qin leaned over and tried to translate, but gave up.He was a man who had to pass the fourth level of English at the peak of his freshman year, let alone now after two years of wasting.

There are two keys on the computer, he put his hand on the mouse and randomly selected one, and then heard "Ding, the program starts, countdown begins, and the host is bound."

"5"

"4"

"3"

"2"

"1"

"The binding is successful, confirm the host information."

"The identity is confirmed, and the iris scan starts. Ding, huh?"

The electronic sound stops suddenly, and there is a confused "Huh?"

Chen Qin asked loudly, "Who are you and where are you? Why am I here! Let me out quickly, I still have to take the fourth grade!"

What he said was just and dignified, but it was actually Chen Qin's careful plan. Since he was a child, he would use all kinds of high-level reasons to pretend to be a good boy. In this way, no matter how cruel A Piao was, he couldn't bear to lay hands on him. .

Sure enough, the electronic voice suddenly asked, "Aren't you Cheng Zhen?"

Chen Qin was stunned for a moment, and when he realized it, he slapped the table: "Of course I am not! I am Chen Qin, Chen Qin. Cheng Zhen is my classmate."

"Ga——" the electronic voice of the ghost beast began to sound crazily, "Reporting an error, reporting an error, being invaded by a virus, being invaded by a virus, asking for support, asking for support—"

Chen Qin: Huh, virus?

The electronic sound lasted for nearly 10 minutes before it stopped. Chen Qin asked the source of the sound: "Who the hell are you? I'm not Cheng Zhen. You've found the wrong person. Can you let me go?"

"No... OK." The electronic voice sounded again, and his voice sounded a little weak.

Chen Qin frowned: "Why? It's said that you found the wrong person, so why don't you just pay it back."

"Because..." The voice was a little guilty, "You are already dead."

"What?! Did you make a mistake? You can't talk nonsense if you eat shit and talk. Why did I die? Didn't I just stay up all night? Don't you fucking talk nonsense! Lift your mouth and mouth, you You still want to turn the world upside down, don't you?" He is so angry that he has lost all reason, and anyone who is said to be dead early in the morning will have to explode at one o'clock.

"Really..." The voice was about to cry, "I just needed to find the dead Cheng Zhen, and bind with his soul, and complete the great task together, but now it's not him, it's you, I Accidentally bound with you, woo woo woo, I won’t be able to complete the task, I will be destroyed! It’s all your fault, what’s up with the fun!”

The tip of Chen Qin's tongue spat lightly: "Fart, fart."

The other party was taken aback, and made an electronic "hiccup". He hiccupped, thick at first, then sharp at the end, and finally became beep beep beep beep.

"I'm not going to die. I still have to take the fourth grade exam. It's impossible. The party won't treat me like this!" His face suddenly became ugly, and he obviously couldn't accept the result of his death.Suddenly, as if thinking of something, he suddenly raised his head and said angrily to the void, "You said how I died, didn't I just play a game, how could I die?"

"Sudden...death...ah..."

Chen Qin's face froze, and he rushed to the desk like crazy, picked up the computer and threw it to the ground, smashed the new computer he just bought, and when he finally saw the CPU, he was still out of breath, stretched his feet and kicked it. Kicked, crushed vigorously for several times before giving up: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !"

The electronic voice was confused: "What kind of grandson are you holding? Aren't you gay?"

Chen Qin had a fierce look on his face: "Fart! Where the hell am I gay? How about a straight guy like me?"

"Then why are you playing this game?"

Chen Qin turned his head to stare at the computer on the ground and said, "I, Cheng Zhen said that he couldn't play the ending, so he wanted me to help him play a dozen. Isn't it level four recently? I'm a little stressed, and the words are always I couldn’t memorize it, so I took it out to play.”

After a while of silence, the electronic voice sounded again: "Oh, it seems that he lied to you."

Chen Qin: What did he lie to me?This grandson lied to me! !

"This danmei game is the key to start the system. After you clear the level, the system assumes that you are Cheng Zhen, and makes you die suddenly. Then I will play and bind you."

"..." Am I really living in a legal society?

"However, I just scanned it, and the matching degree between you and this system is 80.00%. Although it's not [-]% like Cheng Zhen's, you can still complete the task with hard work."

What the hell...

"So host, let's work hard together! ^_^"

"fuck me"

"what?"

"I said I don't want it, I can't be with you grandsons, collude, gangsters, go up and down with the customs... Fuck you!" Chen Qin turned around and left with a flick of his sleeves.

Well, he started to recite idioms when he was nervous, and he couldn't stop at all.

In order to be a righteous person, when he was a child, he rummaged through all the idiom dictionaries, so that when he taught others, he was justified, to the point, hit the target, and mercilessly—as majestic as a language teacher wearing glasses.

"That would kill you..."

The pace began to slow down.

"Ashes disappear..."

Chen Qin paused: "Then what good does it do for me to promise you? I'm all dead! Or can you let me be reborn?"

"That can't be."

"Then talk about fart!"

"But at least you don't have to die," the electronic voice persuaded, "I am M710 from the future world, an advanced life simulator, you and I do missions together, you can travel to different time and space, and live different lives. Life, even if you can't return to the real world, but your personal consciousness can still be preserved, which is equivalent to immortality."

"This..." Chen Qin hesitated for a moment, "It's so well said, is there a conspiracy? If I can't complete the task, I..."

"I'll die, dear."

Chen Qin stared at him with three white eyes: "Can you talk to me in Taobao language? Can you be more sincere?"

"Honey, I'm already sincere and unpretentious. I risk being beaten and tell you that you may die if you fail to complete the task."

Chen Qin hehe: "Then I have to thank you?"

"That's not necessary, just reward me with actual performance!" Electronic Voice said shamelessly, "So we must do our best to meet the standard. The requirements of each world are different. It doesn't matter if we can't do it well once or twice. We have points. Points are [-] points, and a maximum of [-] points will be deducted for one failure. The definition of failure is different, from zero to one hundred, and the points will be deducted according to the percentage. When the points are negative, the host will die. [-] points will be added to the host panel once successful, no The upper limit, the host can purchase items from the mall through the panel."

Chen Qin listened for a while, and then asked, "When will the task be considered complete?"

"This..." the electronic voice said, "Sorry, it's not clearly defined, probably forever."

Seeing Chen Qin's face turning black, he hurriedly said: "But what does that matter, the most important thing is to live. If there is a chance to live forever, what's wrong with it?"

Chen Qin thought for a while, reluctantly agreed with him, then raised his head and said, "Okay, I promise you, tell me, what should I do now?"

"Close your eyes and let's count down, 5, 4..."

"and many more!"

The electronic voice asked: "What's wrong?"

"I want to know how I am now, and my mother, she raised me, and finally I went to college, but I died before she was able to enjoy a day. I want to know what will happen to her in the future."

"Your body was discovered by your roommate two hours ago. They called the police. Finally, the police identified you as sudden death. Now your body has been sent to the hospital morgue. Do you want to take a look?"

Chen Qin trembled when he heard the words, and when he thought of his lifeless face, he quickly refused.

"Your mother...huh?"

Chen Qin raised his head suddenly: "What happened to my mother?"

"Oh, it's nothing, she is very sad now, but because she doesn't have a bottle of oil, she will meet her second spring soon, marry a famous rich man, and finally get married and have children."

Chen Qin deliberately ignored the word "oil bottle", lowered his head and whispered, "That's good, let's go."

“5、4、3、2、1，跳转开始。”

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