Don't Be My Old Man [Entertainment]

Yang Li felt that he was very miserable.

He grew up in an environment where his parents showed affection since he was a child, so that he developed an inexplicable understanding of love, thinking that love is the kind of unswerving and single-mindedness.

Unfortunately, in the process of growing up, he saw that the love affairs of classmates and friends around him were usually broken up within three months, or they broke up in the graduation season, or they broke up in different places after graduation.

All in all, everyone is pursuing a "quick fix", a quick love, a quick confession, a quick marriage, and a quick divorce.

In Yang Li's imagination, the love should be to understand first and then confess, but in reality, it is often to confess first, then understand, and after understanding, it is found that it is not compatible before breaking up.

What's the point?

Yang Li couldn't understand.

With different values, Yang Li is naturally not very interested in dating.How nice it is to be alone, he can eat alone, go shopping, watch movies, go wherever he wants to go at any time, cook once if he likes, order takeaway if he doesn't like it, and don't need to be seen when the house is messy.

Yang Li enjoys her single life very much.

Therefore, he always felt that he was a bachelor.

I never had a first love when I was young, and I never had a secret love.At the time when it was easiest to fall in love, Yang Li went to the middle school to kill Matt, and when Yang Li came out of the world of Killing Matt, he was almost in his third year of high school.

Falling in love in the third year of high school is almost unanimously opposed by the school, teachers, and parents.Yang Li asked himself whether he had the confidence to have the courage to resist under these three major mountains.

The older you get, the less likely you are to be heartbroken.

Yang Li's parents are open-minded, and they don't care about whether they are incense or not. They have planned their old age life early, and they don't want to help Yang Li take care of the children at all, so they have very little interference in Yang Li's private life.

Without the pressure from his elders, Yang Li felt even more confident when he was single.

He originally thought that his state would last until he was old.

After all, his dream is to work hard to make money, and when he gets old, he can buy a nanny robot on the market to take care of himself.Judging from the current speed of technological development, the nanny robot can be born when Yang Liqi is 80 years old.

But unexpectedly, this idea was broken.

The person who broke this idea was his boss, Zheng Wushu, who was also a man.

Yang Li really wanted to cut open his chest to see what color his heart was.

He felt very shameless.

Teacher Zheng treated him so well, he didn't want to repay Teacher Zheng well, but instead thought about Teacher Zheng like that, which is really a heinous crime.

But Yang Li has always had a voice in his mind, which keeps saying, "There is no way to repay a great kindness and great virtue, but to promise it with your body."

Yang Li stayed at home alone for a whole day, and really didn't know what to do.

Pursue Mr. Zheng, five words are simple, but it is undoubtedly more difficult to do.

"I have a good relationship with Mr. Zheng, so I can add ten points." Yang Li calculated on the paper with a pen, and wrote a "10" under his name.

"Ms. Zheng likes the wine I make very much. It can barely be said that if you want to grab a man's heart, you have to grab his stomach first, so I can add five points."

There is another "5" on the paper.

"But Mr. Zheng hates unspoken rules, especially the abnormal relationship between the boss and his subordinates. Ten points will be deducted for this."

A "-10" appeared under Zheng Wushu's name.

"Teacher Zheng is abroad now, and I am in China, separated by a different place. The relationship will gradually weaken, and five points will be deducted."

-5.

"But Mr. Zheng doesn't have a date now, and he also has a few friends in the fashion circle, who are not ordinary. Mr. Zheng accepts it well, which proves that he doesn't really care about these things, so I can still add [-] points!"

Yang Li enthusiastically put "10" under his name.

"But the relationship between Mr. Zheng and Gu Qianqian seems to be very good." Yang Li's face became disappointed again, "Sister Qianqian is a beautiful woman who has known Mr. Zheng for so many years. When they faced reporters before, they joked that if When they are 40 years old, they will be together if they are both unmarried and unmarried."

There is a big "-20" on the paper.

"We are all entertainers in the entertainment industry, and paparazzi are watching when we go in and out. If any news is revealed, it will be a big blow to our career."

There is another "-20" on the paper.

Yang Li added a lot of details, and after some calculations, the result was still -50.

"Bah." Yang Li tore up the piece of paper, "It must be because I didn't think comprehensively enough. Mr. Zheng is such a nice person, even if it really doesn't work, at least he will send me a good person card."

But he doesn't want a good person card either.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

So, falling in love is simply the biggest obstacle to delaying work.

Yang Li hugged the pillow and rolled around, and there were two voices flying back and forth in his head.

Angel Yang Li: Try it, you won't get pregnant anyway, maybe Teacher Zheng also has this idea.

Demon Yang Li: Mr. Zheng is such a nice person, do you have the heart to let him worry with you?

Angel Yang Li: You are in the same studio. This is the right time, place and people. As long as you are careful, the reporter will never find out.

Devil Yang Li: There are only those who can be thieves for a thousand days, how can there be those who can guard against thieves for a thousand days.

Angel Yang Li: Think clearly, this is your only chance to get rid of being single.After you fell in love with Teacher Zheng, do you think you can fall in love with anyone else in the future?

Devil Yang Li: What happened to the mother-fetal single dog? You have been here for 26 years.

Angel Yang Li: Don't you take advantage of your youth and beauty to get out of the singles now, do you still want to wait until you become an uncle?Don't you forget how popular Mr. Zheng is?

Devil Yang Li: Think it over clearly, you are not that kind of stunning beauty, and you are not yet ready to bend Zheng Wushun with your face.

"Ah, ah, stop arguing." Yang Li buried himself firmly in the quilt, feeling as exhausted as if he had run a marathon.

If only I was a girl, or Teacher Zheng was a girl.

In fact, long-distance or office romances are not particularly big problems.

The biggest problem is, they're all male.

As long as this prerequisite is in place, it means that if he wants to fall in love with Mr. Zheng, he needs to experience more hardships than men and women.

What's more, both of their careers are still under the spotlight. No matter whether they take pains to conceal it or make it known to the world, they can't make their lives easier.

In other words, this is a difficult road to walk.

Yang Li thought about it secretly, and decided it was better to take it slowly.

Isn't your birthday coming soon?At that time, maybe you can test Teacher Zheng's mind first.

If Mr. Zheng also has a good impression of him, he can still develop.If Mr. Zheng didn't have that intention, then he could only guard silently. When Mr. Zheng gets older and becomes an old man himself, it would be nice to have a sunset romance.When they are old, the reporter will not chase them, and even if Mr. Zheng doesn't like him, he will definitely not reject a person who lives with him.

The media will not be interested in focusing on the sunset love of the two old men.

Therefore, as long as you live long, you still have hope.

Thinking about it this way, I feel motivated again.

Teacher Zheng deserves it.

After Yang Li figured it out, the WeChat message he sent to Zheng Wushu was much simpler. He just complained about being hyped up, and then asked him about his birthday soon. Give some presents or something?

Of course, gifts and so on are actually secondary. The important thing is to let Mr. Zheng know when his birthday is.

He just remembered when Mr. Zheng's birthday was!

Zheng Wushu simply replied that he will be surprised when the time comes.

But what exactly was the surprise, no matter how Yang Li asked, Teacher Zheng didn't answer.

"Hey, if only Teacher Zheng could give me himself as a birthday present." Yang Li was daydreaming, "Why don't you... invite Teacher Zheng to have a drink then."

Mr. Zheng, who was drunk, was really hard to control.

On the one hand, Yang Li felt that this idea was too immoral, but on the other hand, it was difficult to resist the temptation of Mr. Zheng when he was drunk.

Ah ah ah ah ah.

Morality or love, this is really a difficult problem!

Yang Li's 26th birthday is coming soon, and fans are also starting to prepare for Yang Li's birthday.

Their family must have what other families have. It's rare for them to spend money for Yang Li.

The magazine covers that were shot before will start selling around Yang Li's birthday, and they have prepared their wallets, planning to rush sales or something.

Their small fence must not be compared to others!

However, while the fans were excited, they also found out that Xiao Yang Tavern issued another announcement, saying that to celebrate Yang Li's 26th birthday, they specially launched a new flavor of peach wine, limited to 2666 bottles, and the price is only 26.6. It is a large bottle of 260ml!

As soon as this announcement was made, the guests were all excited.

260ml, only sold at 26.6, the capacity is more than twice that of the plum wine I bought before, but the price is only less than one yuan more.

This is really losing money and making money.

But even 2000 bottles of plum wine can't be grabbed, how can they grab more than [-] bottles?

Thinking of this, the hearts of the fans and people in Quanta Road were instantly broken.

Is it really impossible to increase sales a little more?

They knelt down and begged the store to pay more, and it doesn't matter if they raise the price, they are not short of the ten or twenty yuan.

But the attitude of Xiao Yang's Tavern is so firm, saying that there are 2666 bottles, that's just that many bottles, not a single one.

There is no way, it is only early summer, and there is still a long time for peaches to usher in a high yield period.The raw peaches they use now are still the greenhouse varieties purchased.

Using this peach to make wine obviously costs a lot.With such a capacity and such a price, there is basically no profit, at most it is just a balance.

But after all, it is the son's birthday. Although the son can't come back, the parents always have to express it.

Yang Li liked the taste of peach wine very much when he was a child.

Peaches are only available in summer, and eating them in other seasons is always not as delicious as summer.Therefore, in summer, the family will brew a lot of peach wine, waiting for Yang Li to drink slowly.

I heard that Yang Li was going to hold a birthday party to entertain fans. Dad worked overtime and sent a large number of small bottles of peach wine over. Yang Li can take it to give fans.

Of course, there are some other gifts specially prepared for his son.

For example, the special collection of fine wines sent by Master Zhang and Master Shen, and some special products sent by other friends, all of them were sent in one go.

In addition, there are a lot of things sent by fans, and the studio rented a warehouse to store these things.

Tickets for birthday parties are up for grabs.

When the birthday party released the list of accompanying gifts, everyone became even more excited when they saw the peach wine in it.

"Yang Li's birthday party?" Passers-by had a fair impression of Yang Li, "The plum wine I grabbed last time was delicious, and the peach wine this time should taste good too. Do you want to buy it for this time?" How about grabbing tickets?"

After all, the number of birthday party tickets is much higher than those sold in Taobao stores.

Yang Li fan group.

"Oops, I feel like it's hard to get tickets for this birthday party. Uwah, administrators, are you still recruiting? I can do it!"

"...My friend knew that I was going to Yang Li's birthday party, and had already warned me not to drink the peach wine, and asked me to take it back to drink with her, because she couldn't get the ones sold in Xiao Yang's Tavern!"

"I'm really curious what little fence will perform at the birthday party. He seems to have said that he is not good at singing."

"Maybe give us a show brewing now 23333."

"Hahaha, it can be."

"I have already set the alarm clock, and I will go to the website to grab tickets in advance. I also mobilized seven or eight of my friends, and I will definitely be able to grab one!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the official studio will also draw ten tickets. I've used the big and small numbers to transfer hundreds of times, maybe I can win it!"

"Dreams are beautiful."

"come on."

Yang Li didn't have much time to worry about Zheng Wushu's affairs, because there were too many preparations for the birthday party, and he couldn't be busy at all.

Even if Yang Li can't sing and dance, he still has to learn for such a birthday.

"You must learn it." Zhou Cheng resolutely said, "When you attend any other party in the future, there will definitely be more singing and dancing, and sketch cross talk are all professionals. If you can't learn how to perform apple peeling?"

"Forehead……"

Why can't you peel apples?

His skills have been upgraded now, he can carve roses with white radishes!

Now that it's all said and done, Yang Li has no choice but to put down other jobs for the time being and start preparing for the birthday party.

Learn to sing and dance with the teacher.

Singing is a little better. After all, Yang Li's voice is quite nice, and it's not out of tune, but he doesn't have much skill.At that time, the sound of the accompaniment will be louder, so that it won't be too much of a problem to cover up Yang Li's own singing voice.Secondly, you can choose songs that are not too difficult and suitable for Yang Li, practice a few more times, protect your voice in advance, and it's almost the same.

The trouble is dancing.

Although Yang Li has been exercising, he still can't do things like splitting a horse.

What can I do if I can't do it?

The dance teacher directly pressed Yang Li's shoulder, and forcefully pressed his leg down, even if he got pulled, he had to continue.

Yang Li's limbs were soft for several days.

Celebrating his birthday is obviously a happy thing, why did he have to suffer this kind of crime on his birthday?

I just want to hold Teacher Zheng and cry.

"Brother Zhou, can I stop dancing?" Yang Li couldn't take it anymore, "It's really hard, I'm not a singing and dancing idol."

"But dance is the thing that can arouse the enthusiasm of the audience and attract the attention of the audience." Zhou Cheng rejected Yang Li's request with a serious face, "You have been studying for so many days, just work harder and persevere."

"But I really can't hold on anymore, woo woo woo."

How else can I say that Yang Li's acting skills have improved?

Look, the tears fell as soon as they were said, without brewing emotions in the middle.

"Birthday parties can invite guests." Zhou Cheng said slowly, "Aren't you looking forward to it?"

"Guest?" Yang Li was stunned for a moment, "I seem to have invited Duan Chi again. This guy said that he has to work hard for his career recently, so he asked me to help."

Duan Chi had helped Yang Li a lot before, so Yang Li readily agreed.

"It's not just one guest." Zhou Cheng smiled meaningfully at Yang Li, "I heard from Sister Wang that the boss will come back on the day of your birthday party. So, after the boss got off the plane , may go directly to your birthday party as a guest. You also know the boss's professional ability, and there will be no mistakes without rehearsal."

Teacher Zheng will come to my birthday party as a guest?

guest!

Yang Li's mind was immediately filled with the figure of Zheng Wushu.

"You, what you said is true, you didn't lie to me?"

"How can I lie to you about the work schedule?" Zhou Cheng shrugged, "But, the boss has strong professional skills, and if you see that your performance at the birthday party is not satisfactory, he may think that you are hopeless, so I won't give up. I went. After all, the boss is so busy with work..."

"I'm going to practice now, isn't it just dancing the splits?" Yang Li stood up abruptly, "Brother Zhou, don't lie to me."

"What are you cheating on?"

"I will definitely not let Teacher Zheng down." Yang Li immediately regained his spirits, sweeping away his previous slump, "I'm going."

"Go."

Seeing Yang Li's straight back, Zhou Cheng took a sip of tea in a slow and orderly manner.

Little Fence is really easy to understand.

Zheng Wushu is now the carrot hanging in front of Xiaolili, if he shakes it, Xiaolili will be as happy as if he ate it.

Tsk, it looks like a novice in love.

If the routine is a little more slippery, maybe such an intimate relationship can sleep a few times now.

A small fence is still not enough.

Tickets for Yang Li's birthday party are sold in advance, and are sold twice in the morning and afternoon.

If you can't grab it in the morning, you can grab it in the afternoon.

Of course, you have to be wary of scalpers.

The studio uses the APP for special sale, which needs to be authenticated with an ID card, and each person can only buy one, so it can be said that the management is quite strict.

But even so, there must be many loopholes that can be exploited.

Half an hour before the tickets went on sale, no one chatted in the group anymore.

According to their experience, it is far too late to click to buy when the time is up. You have to click repeatedly when the purchase link is still gray, so that when it is refreshed, the chance of grabbing it will be higher!

Fans can be said to be looking forward to it.

There are three waves they want to grab.

The first wave is tickets for the birthday party.

The second wave is a magazine with Yang Li's single cover.

The third wave is the "Peach Wine" specially launched by Xiao Yang Tavern for Yang Li's birthday.

They don't expect to be able to grab all of them, and they are already very happy if they can grab one of the three!

The studio is much more relaxed, their work is almost done anyway, and the rest is publicity and publicity, just wait for the results to come out.

The people who care about Yang Li's birthday party are not only fans, but also many other artists who regard Yang Li as a threat.

Because data is data, popularity is popularity, but to really see whether the fans are mostly prostitutes, it depends on this kind of real money ticket sales.

Ticket prices may be different from magazines.

If all the tickets can be sold out, it proves that the proportion of fans with purchasing power is huge, and they will be more cohesive in supporting some of Yang Li's next works.

For some artists, the popularity on the Internet seems to be high, and the magazines are selling well, but when it comes to the birthday party, the venue is not even full, and the scalpers can't sell the tickets. This is so embarrassing.

The studio doesn't have any specific data on the purchase volume of Yang Li's fans, and can only rely on this birthday party and the sales volume of the magazine to judge.

the other end.

After Zheng Wushu finished filming his first few scenes, he proposed to the director that he wanted to take a two-day leave to go back to China first.

The director still likes a Chinese actor like Zheng Wushu very much, because he has oriental classical beauty, and he will not show himself vigorously because he participates in the shooting of blockbuster movies, but ensures that he can communicate with other actors in the crew at a comfortable frequency. They also get along very well.

"Ask for leave?" It's not that the director can't agree, but he's just a little curious, "What are you going to do back home? When you joined the filming earlier, didn't you say that the domestic work was almost done?"

"This time it's not business." Zheng Wushu smiled, "It's my friend's birthday, and I want to go back to celebrate him."

When the director heard this, his eyes lit up immediately, "Zheng! Is your girlfriend celebrating your birthday? You are so romantic. If the actresses in the crew find out that you have a girlfriend, they will be sad."

"It's not a girlfriend, it's just an ordinary good friend." Zheng Wushu shook his head.

"Haha, don't be shy." The director patted Zheng Wushou on the shoulder, "When you mentioned this friend, your expression was very relaxed. This is definitely not an ordinary friend. Of course, I won't say it, so don't worry."

The director winked at Zheng Wushu, and readily approved Zheng Wushu's vacation.

Zheng Wushu took out his mobile phone and looked at his current face.

Does he look really relaxed?

Probably because Yang Li is a relaxed person.