Don't Be My Old Man [Entertainment]

"Ah Yuan, why don't you speak?" Zheng Wushun asked persistently, "It's your turn to speak the lines."

What did I say? Me?

Yang Li only felt a surge of hot blood rushing directly to his brain, burning him to death.

"You should go to bed." Yang Li grabbed Zheng Wushu's hand from his face, "You have to accompany grandma to see a doctor tomorrow, remember?"

"see a doctor?"

"Yes, see a doctor, you should go to bed now, we will talk about things tomorrow."

"Oh." Zheng Wushu was extraordinarily obedient, and let Yang Li hold his hand, and then helped him lie on the bed and covered him with a quilt.

Yang Li finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Teacher Zheng is drunk, I can't take advantage of others.

Yang Li said something silently in his heart, and patted his face, "It's not my fault. Mr. Zheng has been rated as a national lover for several years in a row, and he also has a lot of male fans, so it's not my problem that I was tempted, it's Teacher Zheng's own problem."

After successfully getting rid of the pot, Yang Li finally felt more at ease.

Although he also drank some wine, he was not drunk enough to take advantage of it with peace of mind.

Thinking about it this way, I feel that I have lost a lot.

No, why do I have such strange thoughts?

Yang Li felt that he had to leave quickly, otherwise he would be unable to control himself at that time... He still wanted to work peacefully under Mr. Zheng and act diligently.

"Ah Yuan, goodnight kiss." Zheng Wushu poked his head out from under the quilt to look at him, his lips were watery, and he looked more attractive than cherries.

... Teacher Zheng, do you know that you are responsible for teasing me like this?

Yang Li's heart was beating fast again.

There seemed to be whispers from the devil in his ears, and the devil kept persuading him, "Kiss me, kiss me, it won't hurt, isn't it what he asked for?"

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah teacher is drunk he thought he was acting ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I can't take advantage of others!

Yang Li's willpower was still struggling.

"Isn't it good for you to treat it as a kiss scene training?"

Ahhh no way, this is not training!

"A Yuan, what's wrong with you?" Zheng Wushu looked at him suspiciously, "Didn't you say that you would always protect me, care about me and love me?"

Zheng Wushu struggled and seemed to want to get up.

"After I kiss you goodnight, will you sleep well?" Yang Li felt as if his soul had gone out of his body, and what the remaining body said made him feel incredible.

"Uh-huh."

real!of!Can!like!

Yang Li swallowed his saliva, and slowly moved over.

Zheng Wushu closed his eyes obediently.

no!Stop, no, shut up!

Yang Li, please stop!

Don't be tempted!

At the last moment, Yang Li tried his best to slowly move his lips to Zheng Wushu's forehead, leaving a shallow kiss that couldn't be shallower, and his voice was almost pitifully soft, "Good night."

Zheng Wushu had already fallen asleep soundly.

Yang Li stared blankly at Zheng Wushu for a long time, and almost fell when he walked out of the room.

"I didn't do anything ahhhhhh!" Yang Li came back to his senses, grabbed his head, rushed directly to the living room, and drank the rest of the wine in one gulp.

Zhou Cheng who just came out of the shower: ...

"Hey, Sister Wang and the others are back?" Zhou Cheng searched, but couldn't find Zheng Wushu's whereabouts, "Little Lili, what are you doing, no matter how good you are, you don't have to drink like that."

Yang Li ignored him, and poured himself desperately.

No, he has to try to get drunk.

After being drunk, you can regard everything now as a muddled thing after being drunk.

"Leave me alone." Yang Li waved his hand, trying to clean up the rest of the wine.

When the living room was full of empty wine bottles, Yang Li was still sitting upright, his eyes were still clear except his face was a little red.

God, I just want to get drunk once, why is there no wine? ? ?

"...Isn't this kid drunk?" Zhou Cheng muttered a few words, and he helped Wang Chuhong and other small partners in the studio to the bedroom or sofa, and covered them with quilts.After making sure it was packed, I went back slowly.

If Yang Li wants to drink, go for it, he won't accompany him anyway.

For things like wine, wouldn't it be nice to have one drinkable?

At night, Yang Li was lying in the bedroom of the villa and found himself insomnia.

As soon as he closes his eyes, he can't help but think of Zheng Wushu's drunken appearance before, and then think of his daring to take advantage of his boss.

The most frightening thing is that he...he has changed.

Although Yang Li insists on singleness, there are still needs that should be there. He has also used masturbation cups and silicone dolls that adults should have. Physiological needs are actually not that scary, just deal with them normally.

but! Yes!

Because this is the first time a man has a physical desire!

What's scary is not having desires for men, what's scary is who is this man?

"Wait, calm down, little Lili, you are in the entertainment industry now, the entertainment industry! There are a lot of sex scenes and kissing scenes in the entertainment industry, and it is common to dedicate yourself to art." Yang Li said to himself, "Isn't it just a kiss scene? It's not like you haven't filmed it before. Mr. Zheng's first kiss on screen was given 800 years ago, so you just kiss your forehead as a fart? Besides, the A Yuan in Mr. Zheng's family is also Not you."

That's right, the "Yuan" that Mr. Zheng said is not me either.

It's his heroine in the play, not you Yang Li.

Thinking of this, Yang Li felt a little bit disappointed.

what to do?Can't sleep?

Will Mr. Zheng remember his drunkenness when he wakes up tomorrow?It’s okay if you don’t remember, but what if you remember everything?

No, maybe it's nothing to remember, after all, it's just a forehead kiss, Mr. Zheng won't take this kind of thing seriously at all.

I heard that some people will turn into "kissing monsters" when they are drunk, no matter men, women or children, they will kiss each other one by one, where are you?

Even so, Yang Li still found it difficult to calm down.

If it was someone else, Yang Li would definitely not take it seriously, but this person is none other than Zheng Wushu.

What should I do when I am really troubled?Seek help from almighty netizens.

Yang Li signed up to the trumpet, went to the emotional exchange section of the forum and posted a post asking for help, taking the initiative to distribute the money, [Help, my boss was drunk and asked me to kiss him, what should I do if I couldn't resist kissing him? 】

1L: Just kiss me, what's the deal with a drunk?My friend kissed me when he was drunk before and I didn't think it was a big deal.

2L: Big brother is right, such a trivial thing actually costs money?He took the gold coins and left.

3L: I am the landlord.No, what if the boss remembers this when he wakes up tomorrow?How embarrassing it will be!

4L: That's strange, your boss asked you to kiss me, so it's not your embarrassment.

5L: Guys in front, I'm afraid you may have misunderstood what the host meant.In my opinion, the landlord has bad intentions, and now he is probably drunk and cowardly.I just want to ask, girl, does your boss have a family?If so, don't be a mistress.If not, um, go up bravely, maybe it will be an opportunity.

6L: Fifth brother, I'm not a girl... It's just that my boss doesn't have a family.

7L: Damn it!

8L: Damn it, he's a gay!

9L: Brother, then you really need to be embarrassed, what if your boss hates men?

10L: It is common for brothers to get drunk and flirt with each other.But, I also feel that the host has bad intentions, otherwise he wouldn't be spending such a large sum of money.

11L: ...Master, you didn't explain the cause and effect clearly.For example, what does your boss look like when he is usually drunk?What is it like now?Is it possible that your boss is also interested in you, otherwise why would he let you kiss him when he was drunk?

12L: Judging from my experience in the liquor bureau, the boss might want to unspoken rules for the landlord, and deliberately pretended to be drunk to give a hint.This routine is too familiar, some female colleagues in the company are taken advantage of in this way, I am embarrassed to say, after all, they are drunk.

13L: Upstairs you mentioned a female colleague, but the host is a man.

14L: What's wrong with the man?Men can still be sexually harassed in the workplace!

……

Probably because of gender and Yang Li's constant chatting, there are more and more replies under the post, and new replies can be seen almost every refresh.

Regarding the questions in the forum, Yang Li also tried his best to blur out his occupation and other details that might reveal information.

76L: Everyone misunderstood, my boss is not someone who likes to make unspoken rules, on the contrary he is very decent.Not only is he good-looking and capable, but he also promotes the younger generation. Everyone in our company likes him.

77L: The darker the drawing, the more obvious it is.

78L: Obviously what?

79L: Needless to say?As for the boss, it's probably just drunk. He misunderstood the landlord or begged for a kiss for some other reason. As a boss, he's under a lot of pressure, and it's normal for him to be a bit out of line when he's drunk.The host knew that the boss was drunk, and went to kiss the boss on purpose, but felt guilty afterwards and posted a question to prove that he had a guilty conscience.Then the landlord said that the boss is good in everything, does it need to be said?It was the landlord himself who had unreasonable thoughts about the boss, and felt that he was taking advantage of others, so he felt guilty.You see, the host upstairs did not respond to any of the posts that questioned his greenness, but he explained one by one the posts that questioned his boss's badness!

80L: Brother 79's analysis is so reasonable, I want to be the CP of the host and the boss a little bit.

81L: It's not easy to be a boss these days, so light a candle for the landlord boss.

82L: Landlord, what age is it now, if you really like your boss, just go straight to it, don't be cowardly, idiot.

83L: Brother 82, don't come up with ideas, this road is not easy.Besides, the boss of the landlord is good in everything, what kind of person can't be found?

……

After Yang Li finished flipping through the post, his heart felt a little chilled.

Could it be that he really had thoughts about the boss that he shouldn't have?

Yes, the boss is very good.

Rich, capable, and good-looking, if it weren't for him, he wouldn't be able to have his current career, and he wouldn't be able to help popularize his family's self-brewed wine.Calculated one by one, Zheng Wushu has helped him too much.

But, but this is wrong.

It's too immoral for you to take advantage of people who are kind to you.

Yang Li flipped through the post again, and saw a new reply below.

99L: I don't think the poster should be too nervous, most of the comments above are just jokes, don't take it seriously.In fact, people's willpower is often very weak, and everyone is different when facing temptation.Maybe you, the host, just admire your boss, and your boss is good-looking, and let you kiss him when you are drunk, it is normal for you, the host, to be fascinated by sex for a while.I suggest that the landlord might as well put this matter aside first, and then observe his own attitude towards the boss before drawing a conclusion.Maybe when you wake up tomorrow morning, the landlord, you will find that nothing has happened!

Yes, this is it!

Fascinated by color!

Yang Li felt that he had found the reason for his "distraction and love".

He was simply seduced by Zheng Wushu, it had nothing to do with anything else!

Even if they were with someone else, seeing such a "delicious" boss, they would definitely not be able to control themselves.In contrast, I am simply the "Dinghaishenzhen", this willpower can win the championship!

Yang Li felt that he had a reasonable reason, and now he could sleep in peace.

Perhaps it was because his mood was too ups and downs at night, Yang Li even dreamed of a rough and bloody story when he was dreaming.

As for the content of the dream, it is not enough for outsiders to know for the time being.

The next morning, Wang Chuhong and the friends in the studio almost woke up, but Zheng Wushu hadn't woken up yet.

In this regard, Wang Chuhong is not surprised.

"You don't need to call Wu Shu, he will sleep until the afternoon at least." Wang Chuhong drank a glass of milk and felt that his headache was better. Take advantage of this drunkenness to take a good rest."

When Yang Li heard that Zheng Wushu hadn't woken up, he was a little happy and a little bit disappointed, and he didn't know whether he hoped that Zheng Wushu would wake up or not.

"By the way, Xiaoli, you should have almost finished filming "You Long Mentioning the Criminal"." Wang Chuhong asked, "It should be in the past few days."

"Well, there are still three more scenes to finish filming." Yang Li nodded, "In order to prepare for "Seven People Tell Ghosts", I don't want to receive any announcements for the time being."

"Other announcements are fine, but there is one announcement that you have to answer, and you have to work hard." Wang Chuhong looked at Yang Li seriously and said.

"What announcement?" Zhou Cheng was stunned for a moment, "Let me see, what was rejected is not of much value."

"I received news that CCTV is already preparing a special anniversary program called "Special China." Wang Chuhong's news is undoubtedly very enlightening. When Zhou Cheng was still struggling with the announcement of the video platform TV station, etc., he had already got it from CCTV. The news over there.

"From CCTV?" Zhou Cheng couldn't help but sit up straight, "Who is the director and producer of this program?"

"The chief director of "Special China" is Wang Zongping, and the producer is Li Suqiu." Wang Chuhong told the news that she had found out in detail, "The investment alone is several hundred million, and it will be on CCTV at that time. Channel 1 will be aired in prime time, and the national media will follow up and report. The ratings of several original programs planned by Wang Zongping have always been among the best, and they are almost one of the trump cards of CCTV. Li Suqiu is even more famous. She has connections in the military and political circles, and she herself is a frequent guest of the Spring Festival Gala, full of talent. If this program is broadcast, its influence will be evident."

Nowadays, because many TV stations have purchased or pirated foreign variety show copyrights for localization and adaptation, domestic original variety shows are struggling every step of the way.At this time, CCTV began various national-level programs regardless of cost, aiming to promote Chinese characteristic culture, including cultural relics, food, clothing, calligraphy and painting, poetry, etc., and the ratings were often good.

A program of this level can almost sweep the entertainment circle. Countless Hong Kong, Taiwan, mainland foreign superstars, first-tier and second-tier artists have sharpened their heads and don’t need money. Even a few seconds of footage is good, and fans can go wild the blow.

Having a good relationship with CCTV is definitely beneficial and harmless. Even if you can't be on the show, it's okay to be able to express your position.

"This kind of show, there is no shortage of stars." Zhou Cheng is also someone who has seen the world, and knows that this kind of show not only needs a good artist image, but also has a certain popularity.And this kind of program not only invites stars, but also university professors of related majors, folk artists, national theater troupes, etc. will attend.As far as Yang Li's current popularity is concerned, it is too difficult to be on this kind of program, and he has to do his best to be on a second- and third-tier CCTV program.

"Who told Yang Li to come on as an artist?" Wang Chuhong smiled, "If it's an artist, it would be nice to have a three-second shot to say a blessing. Do you know who the host of this show is? Who? Zhou Long and Zhang Xie!"

Zhou Long, a well-known kung fu star at home and abroad, is also one of the most well-known Chinese people abroad.He does very few commercials, and loves his feathers very much. Even if CCTV wants to make a top-level program, he must be the one at the top.Countless bigwigs in the entertainment industry would give Zhou Long some face when they saw him. At the same time, he was also a member of the Chinese People's Political Consultative Conference, the main person in charge who spoke out on behalf of the actor industry.

Another Zhang Xie, a national-level performer, can do everything from director, screenwriter, and producer.With a high degree of education and great experience, I am afraid that there are too many national-level awards and there is no place to put them.If he wants to make a film, he can work part-time as director, producer, screenwriter, starring role, etc., and the ratings remain high.Occasionally, he went to the CCTV program to save the scene a few times, and his quality is beyond the reach of ordinary people.

It can be said that as soon as these two people come out, even if this "Special China" is rotten to shit, there are enough people who are willing to watch and brag about it.

"...Sister Wang, I can't even grab a show like this." Yang Li clutched his little heart, feeling a little dizzy.If he could be on this kind of program, he might not be far away from being on the Spring Festival Gala!

"As an artist, don't even think about it. This "Special China" is currently planning to release ten issues, and the content of each issue is different. Basically, the celebrity guests who can participate must be Zheng Wushu. Everyone’s popularity and image are good, or they are older people. I guess even if they go without restraint, there will not be too many scenes. After all, this show is not for watching celebrities. Hong Kong and Taiwan want to come to the mainland to develop There are too many people there, I’m afraid there will be two or three top entertainers over there, after all, it is a country, and as a CCTV program, it must have the attitude it should have.” Wang Chuhong said slowly and methodically, “That’s right. , I heard that the richest man in Hong Kong, Taiwan and the mainland will also appear on this program, and some of the units of cultural relics, calligraphy and paintings, as donors, they will definitely appear."

"Sister Wang, Yang Li will definitely not be able to get on such a show as an artist. Could it be that you plan to let Yang Li go as... a brewer?" Zhou Cheng heard something.Yang Li is nothing more than two identities, one is an entertainer and the other is a wine maker.If you can't go to the former identity, you will definitely have a role in the latter one.

"That's right." Wang Chuhong gave Zhou Cheng a "good" look, "Yang Li majored in brewing engineering, and his university's major is the number one in the country. He is currently the most famous person. Most importantly, Yang Li's parents are also traditional wine-making craftsmen, and their standards are not bad. Wu Shu played a lot of father-son dramas with Zhou Long when he was a child, and their relationship has always been good. Mr. Zhou Long has also helped Wu Shu over the years There are quite a few, and we will try to mention it to Mr. Zhou Long. However, just ask him to get in touch. At that time, the people in the "Special China" program group must be interested in your family's traditional wine making and willing to Go shoot. As long as they are willing to shoot, Yang Li, as the representative of this family, are you still afraid that you won’t be able to make it?”

The most important thing is that if Yang Li's winemaking is featured on the "Special China" program, it means it has been recognized by the country.Whether it's the local government or the National Traditional Intangible Heritage Association, I'm afraid they will all focus on Yang Li's wine making.

At that time, with this popularity and national certification, Yang Li's winemaking will definitely skyrocket.Even Yang Li himself may benefit a lot, and the resources may be multiplied several times by then.

How much publicity money can this save?

Of course, there are many benefits to Zheng Wushu's studio, but these have to be done slowly.

When Wang Chuhong signed Yang Li, she also considered making use of Yang Li's family background to make a fuss. Didn't expect the opportunity to come so soon?

As long as you can catch the ride of the country, what is this small storm in the entertainment industry?

"God...God." Yang Li spun around excitedly, "Sister Wang...I... Am I going to get rich overnight?"

"Pfft, it's just such a beautiful idea." Wang Chuhong couldn't help laughing, "Actually, I'm not sure if it will be possible, but the opportunity is rare. Even if it doesn't work this time, it will be possible when there is a similar program next time." If you fight again, it depends on whether you dare to fight or not?"

"Why don't you dare?" Yang Li felt that his blood was boiling.

"That's good." Wang Chuhong was very satisfied with Yang Li's hard work, "Well, please calm down first, let's talk about how to handle this matter when the time comes? What is your family's winemaking situation like, and are there any historical documents? ..."

Zheng Wushu stroked his head and got up slowly in the bedroom, "Sister Wang...Xiao Zhang, are you there?"

It seems like no one is there.

Zheng Wushu lifted the quilt, sat on the bed for a while, and found that his clothes seemed to have been changed.

You shouldn't have had two drinks yesterday, one is almost enough.

Zheng Wushu rested for a while, ran to the sink, and washed his face.

"Yuan...goodnight kiss."

Zheng Wushu looked at himself in the mirror, and suddenly such a strange picture flashed in his mind.

Immediately, I was dumbfounded.