Madam Tsundere is an attack

With a sharp look in his eyes, he said: "Brother Yan, hold it tight, although it will kill you if you fall, but I don't know where you are going."

Yan Yugui: Human life is at stake!

After trembling behind Kunyu for more than half an hour, the two of them crossed to the other side without any danger, and what they saw was still the 'soil ghosts' all over the mountains and plains.

Seeing this, Kunyu laughed, and said: "Well, let's take a rest for a while, it's been a long time, it's not enough."

Yan Yugui expressed no objection, picked a relatively flat place, took off the mat on his back, unfolded it slightly, closed his clothes, and lay down in one go, while Kunyu still maintained his daily 'meditating' sleeping method.

After a long time, someone poked her body, Kunyu opened her eyes and saw Yan Yugui approaching, looked around, then mysteriously took out something from her sleeve, and asked lightly: "What is this?" Isn't it a blood spar?"

"You stinky shameless!" Kunyu turned over and sat on her knees, looked at him in disbelief, and said in shock, "Did you step on shit, your feet are so bad? Where did you find it? When? How did I get it?" have no idea?"

"I just found it on the iron chain bridge." Yan Yugui threw the red crystal stone casually, without paying attention, and said by the way: "Daoist friend, pay attention, you are a daughter."

"That's right!" Kunyu directly ignored his last sentence, clasped his hands together and said with a smile: "The chain bridge is difficult and dangerous, and you can't borrow spiritual power. Everyone only pays attention to themselves and ignores the outside world. This is really wonderful!"

Yan Yugui was helpless, and corrected in his heart: It must be all ghosts.

As soon as he turned his thoughts, there was a sinister sneer above his head, as if it was the sound of bones fighting, and the voice also said: "It's really wonderful..."

Yan Yugui was startled, and rolled forward on the spot, and the ghost above his head also swooped down, biting a branch, it shook its head, and said with a smile: "Yeah, hide slowly, let me bite off your butt!" The head is fine."

Yan Yugui looked at the branch that had been broken into two pieces, and supported his head, thinking that he could dodge quickly, and when he looked carefully, he saw the ghost clearly.

Wearing tattered clothes, his hair is dry and knotted like ears of wheat, his neck is several times longer than ordinary people, his eyes are rolling in the eye sockets, and there is a fierce light, looking at Yan Yugui as if he is like a dog. To the bone, salivating.

"Blood spar, give me, how about I give you a head?"

Yan Yugui watched the gestures of the ghost's hand, and only then did he realize that what it called giving a head was giving him his head. Lie up and copy the bones, the thief smiled and said, "Blood spar? Have you found it?"

Seeing this, Kunyu cried out that it was terrible, and ran away happily while pulling Yan Yugui. While being dragged away, Yan Yugui looked at the sky speechlessly and said: What kind of evil is this!Being hunted down every day!

Yan Yugui stabilized his steps, gasped and said, "Hey, didn't it mean that the blood spar is found and it's over?"

"This is not a knot... Huh!" Kunyu turned to avoid the leg bone thrown from behind, wiped off a cold sweat, and took this opportunity to turn around and look, the mighty group of ghost heads scared her There was a cold war, so she took Yan Yugui and ran faster, and said anxiously by the way: "Brother Yan, your thinking is too simple, if it's over, why haven't you gone out? This blood spar was…”

Kunyu suddenly stopped, turned around gorgeously, and threw up thousands of dust, while Yan Yugui, who rushed in front of him calmly, and all the ghosts who were chasing after him, were frightened by her behavior and stood still up.

Kunyu glanced at the quiet ghosts from the corner of her eye, and said quickly in a low voice, "Brother Yan, eat that blood spar quickly."

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"After eating the blood spar, they won't chase after it."

Under Kunyu's urging, Yan Yugui swallowed a breath, nodded and looked at the hard lump the size of a pigeon egg in his palm, and said in a trembling voice: "Brother Yu, this thing is very edible, you should come."

"Look at how cowardly you are." Kunyu rolled her eyes, then took it boldly, and said generously, "Isn't it just a blood spar... for you to eat!"

Kunyu stuffed it into Yan Yugui's mouth with quick eyes and hands, and waved her hands and muttered: "It's so big, I can't swallow it..."

Yan Yugui was suddenly attacked, and felt that the blood spar was stuck in his throat, unable to get up or down, which was really uncomfortable.

Seeing him so uncomfortable, the ghosts wanted to cry even more, and said nervously: "Brother, don't, spit it out!"

Yan Yugui raised his head, then opened his mouth, scratched his head, and almost gasped, "I'm sorry, I swallowed it."

All the ghosts: The heart is like dead ashes, and there is no cure for medicine and stone.

Especially that menacing ghost with a long neck just now. Seeing that the blood spar was gone, his eyes didn't roll around. He stared at Yan Yugui for a long while, and then burst into tears, and groaned, "Don't play anymore, Don't play anymore, I have waited for hundreds of years, what kind of crap, you know how to bully the old man, ahhh..."

Yan Yugui looked back at Kunyu with raised eyebrows, and said silently: Are you sure I didn't do anything unforgivable?

Kunyu: I swallowed it...

The red light in front of him was dim, and hundreds of pairs of eyes looked at it almost at the same time, only to see that the moat closed, the green forest was buried, revealing a simple and elegant attic, the attic was brightly lit, and there was a faint voice of a woman laughing lightly.

"what is this?"

"Hundred ghost feast." Kunyu patted him on the shoulder, stepped up and followed behind the group of ghosts, and explained lightly: "We can go out after these ghosts finish eating."

In fact, Yan Yugui wanted to know how to vomit more than eating.

He reached out and tapped Kunyu's shoulder, with an amiable smile on his face, squinting his eyes and said: "Friend Daoist, why don't you tell me how to take out this blood spar?"

With a stone stuffed in his body, it was really not very refreshing.

Kunyu stared at him blankly for a while, then patted his forehead suddenly, and sighed: "Mistake, oh misstep, I forgot, you still don't know how to refine that thing!"

"..." The corner of Yan Yugui's mouth twitched, feeling more and more unhappy, so unhappy that he wanted to hit someone, he said: "So, how do you get it out?"

"Hmm..." Kunyu pondered for a moment, then said with a bright smile: "A relatively primitive method, you eat raw leeks, then drink some clear oil, and use human methods... to see if you can get rid of it."

……

"Oh, don't worry about these details, go and see the Banquet of Hundred Ghosts first."

After entering the building, Yan Yugui looked at the things on the table again in despair, and said helplessly, "What are these..."

"Five poisons..." Kunyu was also a little desperate, picked up her chopsticks and fiddled with it casually, and said with one hand on her forehead: "Hehe, this taste is really spicy."

She sat down with her skirt pulled back, picked out a wine jar, sniffed it, and said with a smile: "Brother Yan, I can't eat this dish, this wine is the best! Try it?"

Yan Yugui sat down, and as soon as he picked up a jar of wine, the door was suddenly pushed open, only to see a young woman approaching, ignoring Kunyu, and went straight to Yan Yugui, and said softly, "Brother is so handsome. Let the slave family lose its soul, I wonder if my brother needs a bed warmer?"

This comes out of nowhere.

"Uh, no shortage."

The woman looked at him with a pair of water-cut autumn eyes, and left.

Yan Yugui heaved a sigh of relief, lifted the cork, and was about to raise his head to drink, when another Mei Niang came in at the door, and said coquettishly: "Young master is so elegant, but drinking alone, don't you feel happy? Need someone to accompany you?" No?"

Yan Yugui raised his finger and pointed to Kunyu, who had a stern face, and said with a dry smile, "There are people."

Returning disappointed again, Yan Yugui heaved a sigh of relief, looked outside to make sure no one was coming, and then dared to lift the wine jar, before the wine entered his throat, there was another delicate voice: "Master..."

Kunyu hugged the wine jar, tilted her head slightly, and said coldly: "Your uncle, get out!"

The room was clean again, Yan Yugui looked at Ruoshui, hehe comforted him, "Friend Daoist, calm down, calm down."

Kunyu glared at him, held the wine jar and took a few sips, then the more he thought about it, the angrier he became, he carried the wine jar and walked outside, and said in a euphemistic way: "Smash the place."

No.: ☆, Bai Meisheng ([-])

The author has something to say: first meeting, please take care of me

Yan Yugui was frightened out of her wits by her actions, and quickly followed her, fearing that she had done something irreversible.

Kunyu hurriedly walked through the long corridor, and then went straight down the stairs. Holding the wine jar and lifting her foot, she kicked open the door extremely cruelly and ruthlessly, her movements were like flowing clouds and flowing water, chic and bold.

A group of ghosts gathered bustlingly inside the door, they were laughing and drinking together, before they could stop, Yan Yugui took a glimpse of the world through Kunyu's weak body, and saw a female ghost who just came over He was taking something out of his clothes when he was suddenly frightened by the sound of the door slamming, a white steamed bun in his right hand fell down, and when he turned around, he saw his chest rising and falling, which was truly horrifying.

Kunyu raised her hand, and the wine jar fell into two pieces on the door frame. She hooked the mouth of the jar with her fingers, leaned half against the door frame, smiled kindly, and said coldly: "I can't calm you down even after drinking, why? , want to fight? Fuck, copy guys come up together, who else is there?"

Her posture was in place, like a boss who came to smash the scene, the ghosts present shuddered, and then turned their eyes to Yan Yugui who was behind Kunyu, as if asking for help.

Yan Yugui smiled friendly out of politeness.

All the ghosts: Uncle, it's even more terrifying...

There was a short pause, and a moment later, the room was in a mess, flying around, smoky, and a mess.

All the ghosts ran out scramblingly, and in the chaos, someone's arm and head were knocked off, and they were swearing at father and mother again.

"Hey, hey! Calm down, calm down, where are my feet? Day, who stole my feet!"

"What are you yelling about? My head is being kicked like a kick? Hey, kick it slowly, be careful that my eyeballs will fall out!"

"A group of bastards, are you human! Damn it, my hand! Let me pick it up and run away!"

"I'm not a human being, why dig a hole for myself..."

"Shut up!"

The original noisy scene suddenly became silent because of Kunyu's yell, and the ghost who ran out early also stopped and turned around at the same time.Kunyu rubbed her forehead, dropped the things in her hands, and said angrily: "Give me another floor to play, don't make noise!"

"Okay, okay." A group of ghosts nodded obediently, and then crawled downstairs step by step.

The sight was finally clear, and Kunyu was disturbed by them so much that she lost the mood to drink. She walked up to Yan Yugui, raised her hand and patted his shoulder, and asked, "Brother, have you decided where to go?"

Yan Yugui escaped from her clutches silently, nodded slightly, and said with a smile, "You travel all over the world, and you are among the immortals."

"Yeah." Kunyu nodded in agreement, stretched out her hand again and put it on his shoulder, and said boldly: "Brother Yan is so ambitious! I admire it, but it's just a meeting, I will show you a bright way Right. You remember, after leaving Qinghua Village, traveling eastward for more than [-] miles, there are rolling mountains, among which there is a Misty Mountain, and on the mountain is a Immortal Gate, the Misty Gate, Brother Yan, with his talent, will surely be able to get the head of the sect People love it, wouldn't it be a joy to cultivate immortals like this?"

After Yan Yugui heard this, he bowed gratefully and thanked Kunyu. When he raised his head again, there was no one else in front of him. After looking at him for a long time, Yan Yugui smiled helplessly. Leaving this ghost land.

And Kunyu counts the sky and the earth, the past and the present and the future, but she forgot one thing, that is, Yan Yugui himself is a road idiot who is rare in all ages!

And his Lu Chi belongs to the kind that you let him go east, he can go north, west and southeast, but he doesn't go east, it's pure opposition.

At this time, Yan Yugui, who had seriously deviated from the normal track and had been on the wrong track for more than ten days, was spinning around in a forest.

"Strange? Why is this forest so evil? After walking for seven or eight days, it still doesn't end?" Yan Yugui scratched his head, frowning tightly, and muttered to himself, "Could it be that I went wrong? I shouldn't?"

If Kunyu's outrageous temper is here at the moment, you must first slap him, and then yell at him: Damn, you didn't go wrong, you didn't choose the right starting point!Lizi dung mud!

Yan Yugui looked up at the full moon above his head, then counted with his fingers, and felt that it was still a little early, so why not go another hour to have a look.

Then, walked for half an hour.

He looked at the crooked neck tree blocking the way in front of him, and felt slightly surprised, but what surprised him even more was that there was a lump of something lying on its side on the crooked neck tree in the deep mountains and old forests.Yan Yugui frowned slightly, and stretched out his hand to pull the silk ribbon hanging in mid-air.

Ignore it.

Pull again.

Still ignored.

Pull again.

Still ignore it.

keep talking...

"Are you addicted?"

The thing on the tree with crooked neck turned sideways slightly, and the crimson shirt was dragging on the ground. It was originally a person.

The man was lined with coral red double breasts, covered with a crimson robe, with a snow-white jade hanging from the dark belt around his waist, his long silver hair was slightly braided, hanging down softly on his left shoulder, tied with a red string at the end of his hair, and he was slightly He raised his head, raised the corners of his eyes, with a provocative style, charming and charming, his lips were lightly pursed, revealing a trace of impatience.

The bright moon was in the sky, reflecting this person's skin as white as snow, as if it was also glowing with silver light, like a goddess of the nine heavens, but his voice was undoubtedly that of a man.

Yan Yugui looked up at him, feeling that there was something wrong with the temperature of his cheeks, and stammered: "Well, I want to ask, ask for directions... Sorry to bother you."

The man on the tree raised his eyebrows slightly, looked him up and down, and found that he was actually a frail and scholarly man from the human world, couldn't help pursing his lips and smiling, and fell silently in front of him.

It was only then that Yan Yugui realized that this person was actually a head taller than him. You must know that everyone would feel a little oppressed when they suddenly saw someone taller than themselves, so Yan Yugui couldn't help but take another step back.

With a smile on the corner of the man's lips, he winked like silk and said, "Little scholar, just now you said...you want to ask for directions?"

Yan Yugui felt that he couldn't lose his posture no matter what at this moment, coughed lightly, and corrected with a light smile: "I'm not a scholar."

"Oh? He pursed his lips, passed his fingers under the silver thread, and said with a low smile: "Look at you, you are quiet, what are you not a scholar? "

Yan Yugui thought for a while, then said modestly, "It's just a fortune teller."

"This forest is remote and uninhabited. What do you want to do?"

"To be honest, I'm actually lost." Yan Yugui blushed again, tilted his head and coughed dryly, "Uh, does this friend know the way out?"

The man smiled lowly, took another step forward with his slender legs, lowered his eyebrows and said softly, "Where do you want to go?"

"It's good to walk on the right path."

"Hehe." The man frowned and smiled, then folded his chest with one hand and rested his chin with the other, and said thoughtfully: "Want to go to the Land of Ultimate Bliss? I know the way, but it's dark today, so I'm afraid it's not easy to go." ..."

"It's okay, I can sleep in this forest for one night."

Yan Yugui laughed, and made a gesture to untie the broken mat on his back. The man raised his eyebrows and looked at him solemnly laying the mat in the uneven forest, and murmured, "What a fool."

He rubbed his temples, yawned, and said: "That's fine, I'll take you out tomorrow morning, let's rest first."

"Thank you for this...??!" Yan Yugui backed away in surprise, looked at him in horror, and said in a low voice, "What are you doing!"

"Sleep." The man sat down beside him with his robe pulled back, patted the front of his clothes, then fell asleep on the mat with his legs crossed, looked at Yan Yugui with his head tilted, and said rather puzzled, "Why? Take you out, just Can't you let me sleep?"

"No, it's not..." Yan Yugui waved his hands hastily, and said hastily, "I'm just a broken mat. How can you sleep in such a place with brocade and embroidered robes? I'm afraid you'll be wronged."

Hearing this, he lay on his side, supported his head with one hand, raised his eyebrows and said speechlessly: "Then you think... I won't be wronged if I sleep on that crooked neck tree?"

"No, no." Yan Yugui looked at him dumbfounded, and finally sighed speechlessly.