The Adventures of Momonga [Interstellar]

Nothing could be worse than now, Albert thought sullenly.

It's fine if the old enemy hates you all day long, it's okay to make trouble for you all year round, and leave the main star by yourself, out of sight and out of mind.

But one day, you find out that your old enemy wolf is ambitious and abducts your sub-female or female, and you will be very angry. The most terrible thing is that he abducted not your younger siblings, nor your older brothers and sisters, but...you m.

Your mother is still holding a bouquet of flowers, watching the other party leave with a blank expression.

In the winter night wind, there is a bit of ambiguous warmth, and a little bit of spring...

Then you might want to sharpen the knife, Albert felt that his hands were very itchy.

This tnd is the rhythm of being my dad? !

Fuck!You can't beat me usually, so you plan to find another shortcut? !

Joshua was also quite embarrassed, with a subtle feeling of being raped by her son.

The two looked at each other for a while, but they didn't know how to speak.

Then came Benben's cheerful voice from behind, "Uncle, Uncle~ I'm back, I make delicious food, come and taste it."

"En." Bite the bullet and jumped over Albert, followed Joshua and walked home.

The little guy is very cheerful and lively, chattering along the way, seems to have endless things to say.

He also hugged Ryan tenderly, and the warm little tiger was like a hot water bag with constant temperature in his arms.

Albert followed behind them, and when he saw Yuan Yujin talking to Joshua and making faces at him, he almost laughed angrily at him.

Threatening him with mouth shape: Wait for me!

"Em, I'll sleep with you tonight~" Hee hee, wait~ I'll make you wait day and night~

"Okay." His son is really worried, but this little daughter-in-law is better, she is so perfect... Joshua secretly turned her head and glanced at Albert guiltily. Compared with this stupid son, she is so perfect. People are moved to cry!

At night, Joshua was still sent back to her small residence, and she still hugged Laian to say goodbye when she was taken away.

Yuan Yuxin waved goodbye with a smile, telling him not to forget to come for breakfast tomorrow morning.

Albert has been patient, and has been patiently waiting for him to kiss Eminem to leave the first path of the villa, and then he couldn't help roaring: "What's the bastard's idea of ​​Heyuanjiu?! You still indulge Eminem? !"

"Em is still so young, if you really want to, can't you find a suitable one?" Yuan Yuxin cut the fruit, but there was a trace of murderous intent in his eyes, "Or do you mean that your Michael family will be a widow for a lifetime after the death of your husband? "

"Of course not!" Albert immediately retorted, "But what the hell is Tsurugaki Jiu?! Is he worthy of my mother?"

Yuan Yuming lowered his head to cut the apple again, "Then who do you think is suitable?"

Albert sat on the sofa angrily, and opened his mouth to say a few names, but it really didn't work after thinking about it.

"Like your own father?" Yuan Yuming raised his head and glanced at him, and before Albert finished speaking, he said again: "Although he is a good general, a good boss, and even a good soldier, obviously, he is not a good soldier. The husband is not a good father either. The child belongs to both parties, and it is not produced and sold by you alone. Uncle has already sacrificed his husband once for this country, why do you want him to sacrifice a second time? Or for you Sacrifice once? One son, one father?"

The sharp and ruthless words made Albert rarely blushed and glared at Yuan Yuxin, "Do you think I am such a person?"

"Then why are you interfering in your Eun's private life?" Yuan Yujin snorted coldly, a little disdainful, "It's not because He Yuanjiu and you are not in the same territory. I heard that before the Michael family fell, they were three Trouble you again and again."

"That's different! He Yuanjiu is ruthless and vicious, while my mother is gentle, kind, elegant and noble! They are people from two worlds!" Albert rarely showed affection, and even argued angrily.

Yuan Yujin snorted softly, and took another orange, "Two worlds? We are the real two worlds! Albert wakes up, what age is it, free love, free marriage! Your mother has The right to choose the life you want, not for you, but for the Michael family!

Even if he wants to work for a certain family, it's not the Michael family. Your father didn't treat him very well, and your son caused her a lot of trouble since he was a child.

Qiao Shuya is the heir of the Qiao family, and it is for the Qiao family that he really wants to go through fire and water.To take risks for your Michael family has already done its best! "

"You're confusing the public!" Yuan Yujin's retort made Albert even more unhappy, "I mean He Yuanjiu is not worthy of my mother at all."

"It stands to reason that I am not good enough for you, the patriarch of the great Michael family." Yuan Yuxin put down the fruit knife heavily, with a cold expression on his face.

"It's different." Albert wiped his face, "It should be because I don't deserve you, you are so perfect, so good..."

"Not to mention He Yuanjiu's birth, but he is smart and has a combat power of 2 seconds. He can rely on his own wrist on the main star at a young age, and without relying on anyone, he can make the entire main star feel afraid of him. Even you, you will avoid him. He Yuanjiu's ability is unquestionable. If you can't understand his character, let's talk about his private life. He has never had a sub-female or a female. I have inquired with his subordinates today, and I have never dated him. However, being clean is much cleaner than those nobles and politicians on the main star, and even their offspring.

You said that he is vicious and merciless in his actions.Albert, you're talking about me too!

What I did in my previous life didn't have to be so clean. He had his teammates to protect him, and I had my righteousness to stand up for at that time!We are the way to go! "After speaking, turn around and leave.

"Baby, how could you be the same as Heyuanjiu? There were several families on the main star that were full of families..." Albert hugged Yuan Yu in his arms and explained in a panic, but he said more and looked at Yuan Yu. The calmer the tone of Qi's face, the lighter.

Yuan Yuming did it too, and Albert suddenly understood that people on the opposite side, for him and He Yuanjiu, would never show mercy, regardless of the other party's age, identity or even...everything. , for people like them, an enemy is an enemy.

Albert also asked Yuan Yuming why he didn't want to do things with him. Yuan Yuming was obviously very restless and capable.At that time, he said that he was tired, that this was not his country, and that his passion period had passed.

Albert didn't understand it then, maybe he does now.

From the beginning to the end, Yuan Yuming told him that the previous life was beautiful, cruel but not bloody.

But how could war not be bloody?not dark

He has experienced too much wind and rain in his previous life, and now he has a peaceful home. He just wants to guard his one-acre three-point land, and he doesn't care about anything, and he doesn't care.

He is tired, so he wants to take a good rest when he comes here, enjoying the warmth of his family and the company of his lover.

Yuan Yuming said that the battle lasted for more than 20 years, and he participated in it for more than 18 years...

18 years of war raged, why was I so stupid to just listen to it, without thinking about the deep meaning behind it?

"Sorry." He said, "No wonder I always look like a child who hasn't grown up in front of you." Childish, nervous, and not decisive enough.

In order to end everything as soon as possible, Yuan Yuming resorted to swift and resolute means, paying attention to the fact that every blow must hit, so as to minimize the loss.

Albert could imagine how empty a country would be after more than [-] years of fighting. In the end, everyone was weak, but they still fought with the last belief and never gave up.

In this way, on the contrary, it is necessary to control war consumption and reduce any possible losses.

Adding up the two lives, Yuan Yuming is still not very old in this world, but he has experienced too much, and his heart is already old.

If it wasn't for meeting Albert in this life, if it wasn't for them pushing the boat along the way and being together as a matter of course, maybe Yuan Yuming wouldn't be able to love anyone.

He is satisfied and grateful for everything now, but Yuan Yuming also understands that everything about him may be because of a certain god who wants to help the world's darling Albert, so he came to this world, so he is with While Albert fell in love, he was no longer ignored in his career.

Only hard work will pay off. I helped Albert complete his great cause, and he gave himself the life he longed for, which is very fair.

Yuan Yuming sighed, what can I do?The husband I chose blindly can only forgive him~

But even so, Albert, who was holding Yuan Yuxin in his arms, was still resolute, gnashing his teeth, "But you and He Yuanjiu are two different people! I will not agree with E-Mu's matter!"

mua... This stupid child was born without brains, "I don't need you to take care of uncle's affairs." Kicking Albert away who was stuck on his body, he clapped his hands, "Get out of here today Go to sleep in your own room!"

Albert didn't catch up with his face?When Yuan Yujin was lying on the bed alone and rolling back and forth happily, he felt a sense of joy that his son had grown up and finally became sensible.

It's a pity, when I turned my head to drink water, "Pfft!" When did the huge snake head outside the window exist? ! ! !

Yuan Yujin didn't allow him to come in, so there was nothing Albert could do? ? ?

certainly not!He went straight along the wall, stretched his head out of Dao Yuanyu's window!Just staring at that little Asian female who is rolling around...

Huang Chengcheng's big eyes were gloomy under the dim moonlight, Yuan Yuxin shivered, "Pull the curtains!"

"Yes, master." That's the best thing about intelligent life, just close the windows, close the doors and draw the curtains and make voice calls.

Yuan Yuming, who was finally able to sleep peacefully, put down his micro-brain and took a breath.

When it was like a dream but not a dream, the window seemed to be opened, the curtains fluttered with the wind, and the huge snake head slowly crawled towards the boy on the bed, "Hiss~"

As soon as Yuan Yuxin turned over, he opened his eyes in a daze, and met that huge eye.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The quiet night was broken by screams.

Albert's good days are finally over.

"Unforgivable!" The ballooned little Momonga buried himself in the blanket.

"Yes, yes, yes! I can't forgive you." Joshua nodded repeatedly while feeding the little flying squirrel hot tea.

"I'm so pissed off! Uncle, can you imagine? Halfway through my sleep, I turned around and saw a snake's head that was bigger than me, and it was spitting out a letter!!" He was so angry!

"This kid is itchy, wait for uncle to clean him up, good boy." This poor little boy was so angry that his hair exploded for several hours and he didn't let go.

"I'm going to pull out his snake skin!" Little Flying Squirrel rolled himself into a ball, gnashing his teeth angrily.

"Okay, okay, peel the snake skin!" The little guy's stewed snake meat last time was delicious, and his stupid son doesn't know how long it will take for such a big boy.

"Are you going to go out with He Yuanjiu tonight?" Yuan Yuming turned his head and looked at him again.

Suddenly, what happened yesterday made him feel ashamed, "No, no..."

"He Qianli Zhaozhao came to see you, hang out with him more often." Yuan Yuzhen said in the tone of someone who has come here, "Talk to him about the present, the future, and your plans!"

Joshua thought about it, and it made sense. Albert's career really needed someone to support him. He Yuanjiu came to him this time, probably on purpose. He should get rid of his prejudices and have a good talk with him.

Seeing that Qiao Shuya was loose, Yuan Yuming rushed out immediately, "I'll help you make some snacks and snacks, which can be considered as a reward for He Yuanjiu's invitation to dinner yesterday! We Asian females can't always ask male orcs to spend money."

"Huh???" I always feel a little weird, what's wrong?

I don't know the question, but when He Yuanjiu received the gift from Joshua with a blank face, the corner of his mouth twitched, "Did your little daughter-in-law ask you to bring it to me?"

Joshua nodded, "He said it was a thank you for yesterday's dinner."

He Yuanjiu opened a box, saw that it was a chocolate dessert, and laughed "huh", annoyed and funny, the subfemale brain circuit in front of him might be lacking in this aspect, and couldn't keep up with their rhythm.

There is indeed some ambiguity between the two now, but...

He Yuanjiu picked up a piece and put it into his mouth. It was sweet and bitter, with a long aftertaste, just like the female next to him.

"Let's go, today we can talk about the matter of the Seventh Prince." Yuan Yuming's kindness was no longer rejected.

Now the strange ambiguity between him and Joshua, He Yuanjiu originally pushed the boat along the way, in order to settle the prying eyes of the Queen and the others.But she does have some affection for Joshua, and now...

Taking a step back, there is no possibility for the two of them from now on, and taking a step further... who knows.

Joshua's eyes suddenly became clear, and when it came to official duties, he returned to his usual calmness and resourcefulness.

He Yuanjiu took another bite of his dim sum, but he still liked Joshua's stupid, rare stupid look.

When Joshua came back, Albert hadn't arrived yet.

Drinking the soup made by Yuan Yuxin at night, I feel warm and comfortable all over my body, "The situation on the main star is more complicated than I imagined."

"He Yuanjiu said?" Yuan Yuxin continued to cut the fruit calmly...

"Well," Joshua frowned, but nodded slightly, "The princes have formed cliques. The Seventh Prince is indeed upright, but his heirs have been corrupted."

"That's why I said, once the pot is settled, the future troubles will be eliminated forever. The current royal family is a pool of mud, and whoever gets it will suffer." However...Yuan Yuxi cut an orange, "If you really want to find Mingjun, you can go first Talk to the old prince who is already sick in bed, if he doesn't have a suitable candidate."

Looking up while speaking, Joshua has already realized.

If the old prince can't withdraw a suitable person, he shouldn't force it anymore.

"But now it's inconvenient for me or Albert to appear on the main star." Joshua hesitated.

Yuan Yuming smiled and brought the fruit to him, "Then go to Heyuanjiu, no one is more suitable than him."

"Why?" Qiao Shuya was startled, he could see that although He Yuanjiu went along with him to praise Yuan Yuxin, he really didn't like him.

Yuan Yuming turned around and went to open the refrigerator again, "Because he and I are the same kind of people, so we can tell how to choose in the current situation."

"Why are you in the same category!" Joshua said angrily.

Yuan Yuming just chuckled, Albert and him are really two fathers and sons, "Joshua, the fate of the empire should not be left to one party to decide." He held the handle and turned to him with a calm expression, " Yuan Jiu came to Planet Ruert this time not only for you, but also for his subordinates to find a way out.

But if he can't find someone like him, he will fight and fight his way out.

Immediately, he is Albert's most powerful enemy. "

Although they can't understand Tsurugarakiu's past, no one would put Heyuanjiu and Albert on the same level.

"Him?" Joshua didn't understand, "Yu Xin, you underestimate Albert, he has the talent of a marshal..."

"But he doesn't have the style of being the emperor, but Heyuan Jiu has it." Yuan Yumin interrupted him, "I said that He Yuanjiu and I are the same kind of people, and I understand it better than anyone else. He has a combat power of 2s, why not Joining the army? With his ability, he can create a career. The fundamental reason why he didn't do it is...Staying on the main star and bearing the infamy can get what he wants faster, and he can take this pool of water in his hands himself! Mess up." He took a piece of sheep and scorpion bone, and looked at Joshua calmly, "It's him, with his own hands!" This is the key point, doing it yourself is far more exciting and thrilling for the authorities than commanding it by remote control outside the venue.

He Yuanjiu likes this kind of situation where the adventure is on the verge of death again and again, but it can immediately turn him around.

Joshua realized instantly, and her face immediately turned pale.

"This is Albert's only chance, is there another ally or an enemy?" Throwing the sheep and scorpion bone into the water to rinse, the sound of the water seemed to cover Yuan Yujin's voice, "Albert is a general, He Yuan Nine is a king, although they are not the supreme emperor, but who will win when the emperor card has been discarded?"

He Yuanjiu has already come to the door in person to express his sincerity, so "what about your sincerity?"

Joshua accidentally knocked over the teacup. Everyone here, including Joshua himself, disdains cooperation with people like He Yuanjiu.

Never thought about it, never thought about it, never thought about it.

but!

"If he wants military power, it is actually very easy. The south is the prince's territory, but there are several legions mixed with fish and dragons in the west. He doesn't have to directly confront the prince, but he can easily defeat the west legions one by one under the guise of the prince. In the bag." Joshua murmured, feeling cold all over, "After all, the Michael family has lost control of the military power of the entire empire, and he is completely capable of doing so."

"Have you already done it, or are you going to do it soon?" Yuan Yuxuan turned around and asked with a smile.

It's just that these words will only make Qiao Shuya more flustered, he doesn't think He Yuanjiu will miss this easy and readily available opportunity!

Her lips trembled, "Already..." suffocated and desperate.

Qiao Shuya's desperation is due to the fact that he has only seen what they really have to face until now. If it wasn't for Yuan Yuming's reminder, I'm afraid...

"Albert's strengths lie in his talent as a general, his style of general, and his broad-mindedness. This is far more dazzling than that of Heyuanjiu." Narrow-minded, although he has the edge of a king, he does not have the appearance of a king. This is his shortcoming. Perhaps, Albert can use this to make him submit... At least he can distinguish the primary from the secondary, and one of them needs someone Circumvention."

Joshua opened her mouth, and immediately understood the meaning of the bouquet of flowers, but, but...

Seeing his embarrassment, Yuan Yuming immediately burst into a "puchi" laugh, "It's just Zhou Xuan, where did you think?" If it is necessary to sacrifice the happiness of a sub-female for this kind of thing, is it plausible?Or do big things?

The sheep and scorpion bones passed through the water, and they were thrown into a casserole again, and the young man simmered slowly, "But who can tell in the future?"

If two people are in love with each other and promise each other for life, who can stop it?

Albert?At most, that stupid snake was preparing a dowry for his own Eun with tears in his eyes.

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At night, He Yuanjiu, who returned to the place where he was resting, loosened his tie, looked at the box of snacks he had brought back, and made a "cut" sound, disdainful and a little more interested.

He naturally knew that Joshua was not good at this. Go to the kitchen?At most, command the robot butler to help boil water and cook.

It's okay to talk about it, but if you want him to start a fire, you may have to ask how to do it first.

This aristocratic female of noble birth and outstanding character...

He is not young anymore, but when he talks about the things he is interested in, there are stars in his eyes.

Opening that box of dim sum again, Tsurugaki Jiu no longer hates it at all, after all - this dim sum was sent by Joshua himself.

"Boss, did you bring something delicious back today?" Crowe looked forward to it for a long time.

"Except for this snack, everything else is yours." He Yuanjiu was also generous, except that this chocolate snack had some meaning, the others were obviously snacks for others.

With a loud cry, Crowe was the first to pounce on it. There was still a lot of delicious food in the bulging bag of snacks!

A few people sat on the ground and disassembled together, "Hey, this little Asian female doesn't show much in this remote planet, and many people in the outside world are very chasing his recipes."

"Enn, our cafeteria is set at their place." Opening a package, he immediately yelled, "It's sauce-flavored bone!!! Rice, rice!"

"Rice or something, just eat it like this." He said and stuffed one in his mouth. The meat is not soft, but it tastes more and more delicious.

This sauce-flavored bone has been improved by Yuan Yuxin, and now the magic is that the sharp teeth of the male orc can eat the bone together.

"Yeah, it's delicious."

"Dried fish?? Isn't this a child's food?"

"There is a tiger cub in his family, and the Asian females are generally raised as kittens." So it is not unusual to have small fish.

A few big men grabbed the small dried fish and threw it into their mouths. The "fragrant and spicy qaq" was so delicious that it made people cry.

"Wait, there's a note here? Boss?"

He Yuanjiu narrowed his eyes and pulled it away, glanced at it, pinched it into a ball and threw it to the side, and snorted coldly, "That Ya female is as unlovable as ever!" She is just as annoying as her husband Albert!

Crowe glanced at Jiji in the corner of his eyes, and asked the person who just took the note, "What's written on it?"

"From now on, I must send you back before nine o'clock..."

"Damn, his house is still restricted???" Joshua was the one who was restricted? ?