The Adventures of Momonga [Interstellar]

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"mua...I just started to feel like I was on a commercial pitch live."

"Me too, now I feel like it's a food show onz"

"Little Flying Squirrel's planner and manager are no good."

"I didn't find his strengths."

"That's right, is braised pork delicious with pickles?!"

"This meat looks good for dinner, that little tiger has finished eating a box, and then he will secretly open the cabinet to get other dishes!!"

"Can children eat like this now?! What is this?! What is this!? Such a big ball of meat??!!"

"Lion's head, only found in private restaurants, look! It's filled with salted egg yolk!!!! I'm crying, I want to eat it too."

"Burning braised pork! Burning white rice, burning this lion's head! I'm rich, rich!!!"

"Lian's kid eats deliciously, I'm hungry after watching..."

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Yuan Yuming was stunned when he saw the big blood-red characters on the screen, "Huh? You don't like my live broadcast like this?"

The boy's eyes were a little confused.

A row of requests to burn the taste immediately appeared on the interactive bullet screen of the display screen.

"Isn't this nonsense, now, immediately, immediately! Burn the taste of braised pork and lion head!!"

Yuan Yuxuan took out the equipment, "I knew that the planning set for me was not suitable at all." As he said that, he took out the equipment from under the table and threw it to the little tiger who would bury his head in the bowl, " Ryan, come and record, and I will start the live broadcast according to my own ideas."

"Ah?" The little tiger was still a little confused when he pulled his head out of the bowl, looked down at the equipment and took two bites before reluctantly turning on the equipment to operate it.

And Yuan Yujin behind him waved to the camera, and the half-suspended camera immediately flew to him.

The planning not far away was immediately dissatisfied, and he wanted to stop it, but was persuaded by Albert's people with a warning look, "If you do this, you will not be able to make a good show!" I still don't forget to emphasize it.

"Stop talking nonsense, I'll cook for you." I pinched the tips of Ryan's ears, "Honey, what's your favorite dish made by uncle?"

"My uncle's cooking is delicious!" The little tiger's eyes were piercing, and he sat obediently on the cooking table and looked at Yuan Yuzhen very seriously.

"Then what's your favorite?" Yuan Yuming opened the food cabinet and asked while looking.

"mua...stir-fried lamb, roast chicken, roast duck, glutinous rice siu mai, sweet and sour pork ribs, braised pork, braised pork ribs, teriyaki chicken legs, salt and pepper ribs, cumin lamb, charcoal grilled lamb chops, throttle prawns, white Cut meat, beggar's chicken, grilled fish, roast duck, garlic bone..."

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"Can you tell that brat not to report the name of the dish?? I'm going to go hungry qaq, it's so delicious just listening to the name of the dish??"

"This kid is showing off!! Showing off his uncle's cooking!!!!"

"Bastard! There are several dishes from a private restaurant. There are tens of thousands of dishes. That kid can eat at home all day. I'm so jealous that I'm twisting into twists!!"

"I went to eat at the private restaurant upstairs, and I could only see the po pictures from the star blog of the rich... crying."

"I didn't know about Yuan Yujin until I went to a private restaurant, then I went to a restaurant, and finally I went to the cheap restaurant of Little Flying Squirrel. To be honest, the cheap restaurant of Little Flying Squirrel is really cheap and delicious. Although the taste is not the same as Private restaurants are quite different, but they are also delicious. The restaurants are almost between cheap restaurants and private restaurants. Many dishes are also friendly to girls who like vegetarian food~”

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Yuan Yuming twisted the little tiger's ears, and took out a few big bones from the constant temperature cabinet where the ingredients were released, the kind with a lot of meat on them.

"Today I'll make a sauce-flavored bone for you. Ryan is changing his teeth during this time, and he likes to gnaw on things. This dish is also suitable for teeth grinding." He picked up the knife, "Bang bang bang!" After chopping it open a few times, One section is about the length of the palm to the finger. First put it in the water to remove the blood and foam, and then rinse it.

Yuan Yuming took out his seasoning jar and various dried spices, explaining each one, and then put a bag of soy sauce and rock sugar to stew, "Actually, this dish is quite simple, mainly because of the soy sauce, the braised pork needs Use it, use it too," said boldly opening the pot of freshly boiled water, and poured half a bottle of wine into it, "This dish is simple and doesn't take much effort, then cover the pot and simmer until the meat is soft and tender, I like to use a small It takes two to three hours to simmer, and I can eat it in 15 minutes at the speed I want." He said and soaked some wide vermicelli, "This is sweet potato flour. I don't see many people eating sweet potatoes, but this The food is actually quite delicious, and the vermicelli noodles made are also durable. In our history, it actually appeared for a period of time, in order to store food and facilitate survival. It appeared when there was a food shortage, and then it disappeared.

After researching, the workmanship may be too complicated, and it was not particularly cost-effective for the ancient people at that time. I will make it and let everyone try it. "As he said, he picked up and finally finished eating, and listened to Ryan, who was about to jump off the table with his belly contentedly, "Wait for more than ten minutes when the food is ready, everyone just watch me lick the cat." "

"Oh?" Laian was taken aback for a moment, and then slapped Yuan Yuxin's hand contemptuously, "Hmph, Yafei!"

Yuan Yuming rubbed his cheek, "Is it comfortable?"

"Don't make a move, Yafei, move on your man!" Ryan still felt ashamed, he thought it was fine to masturbate him secretly in private, but now in front of so many people...he, he wants to face.

"Xiao Tiantian, obediently let my uncle masturbate, and I'll give you some delicious food later." He said while sucking his stomach.

Ryan lay flat on the table without a temper, with a look on his face that you can do whatever you like, and secretly reached for the snack jar...

"Look, this is the paw of my kitten."

"Show you the bear!"

"This is the tail."

"It's the ear."

"This is the nose."

"This is my favorite belly to suck."

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"The little boss is addicted to smoking cats and can't extricate himself."

"But this fat kid looks really delicious just now. Is this a food live broadcast? Sucking a cat?"

"It's not gourmet food. I think the little boss is selling Anlijia, sucking cats and adding gourmet food?"

"I feel that the cooking of this little Asian female is quite simple. Is it delicious?"

"The little boss cooks the best food!!! Have you ever eaten in the restaurants he opened and the restaurants he invested in??"

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After sucking for a while, Yuan Yuzhen turned around and put the vermicelli into the pot. After a few minutes, the sauce-flavored bone that should have been simmered for more than two hours on low heat was ready.

On the plate, there are thick bones with a lot of meat on them.

The oily and shiny feeling, the taste is very attractive.

"Lian, try it?" Yuan Yuzhen's voice did not finish.

The little tiger that was quite dead "唒~" passed by, and has already gnawed on one of them, and its mouth is full of oil, which is delicious.

Yuan Yujin said while recording the taste of the food, "This dish is not difficult, as long as you have these spices and soy sauce, you can make delicious food at home." He said with a chopstick of wide noodles, "Hey , Tasty and bombastic, tsk tsk I will push it to my restaurant to buy in a few days, the vermicelli is delicious no matter how it is cooked."

At this moment, a blood-red and bold authentication number appeared on Yuan Yuxin's barrage: Yuan Yuxin, have you forgotten your beneficiary father? ? ?Did you forget that we agreed that there are new dishes and new things, and they will be offered to your sponsor father first? ? ! !

This eerie, blood-red subtitle is still dripping with blood.

Yuan Yujin choked on the vermicelli in his mouth, turned around and went to find a box to pack the offering, "I'm sorry qaq"

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"Hahahaha, fuck it, Yuan Yuxin is so interesting, the person who was quite arrogant just now suddenly looks like a little mouse."

"Our little boss is a little mouse~ the cutest one!"

"How does it taste? Five yuan a piece is quite expensive."

Taste requires money to buy to taste, and many people will first ask whether it is really delicious before considering whether to spend the money.

There are two options for watching the live broadcast, one is holographic, and the audience can be completely on the scene, smell and eat, and the other is video and watch on the screen.

You won’t be able to eat it if you spend money on a screen to watch it, but many people will buy it first and wait until they go back to taste it.But there is only one chance to taste it, and it is usually a bowl, which can satisfy your appetite.

Yuan Yuming's pricing is really expensive. Generally, popular food live broadcasts are only two or three yuan, and many are even lower. Yuan Yuming's five yuan on the first day is indeed hesitating.

"Little Boss, this is a new dish, and there are two new foods in one dish, so it is more expensive. I think it is delicious, and the vermicelli is really great!"

"I think the sauce-flavored bone tastes better! It's really exciting to chew on. I wonder when the little boss can buy it in a physical store? I think it can be eaten as a snack. The bone is not particularly hard. I just happen to be able to chew off the bone." !"

“Delicious Vermicelli 1”

“Bones are delicious 1”

"Hehe, children only choose one, adults like me need both!"

"Look at what the little boss said about the price, it's so cheap, it's so delicious, so cheap???"

"What I care about is that soy sauce is not expensive!!"

"Exclusive ones are so cheap, the little boss really... thinks he's crazy every time he sets prices."

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Yes, Yuan Yuming planned to be a convenience for the people from the beginning, so small profits but quick turnover.

"Now I only divide soy sauce into four types: seafood soy sauce, which is good for dipping in food on weekdays, not too salty; one kind of light soy sauce, one kind of dark soy sauce, one for flavor, one for sauce color, and one for comprehensive. Hey Hey, let me tell you, comprehensive doesn’t mean it’s good, it’s just for you to be lazy, different types of dishes should be made with different soy sauces to be delicious.”

A bottle of two liters of soy sauce is only more than 50 yuan. The cost is indeed low, and the price of transportation and so on is not cheap. Maybe the net profit is only [-]% to [-]%. Naturally, if the purchase is strong, it is not bad for them to make small profits but sell more.

The reason why Yuan Yujin of the orc clan started with two liters is purely because people here eat a lot and consume a lot of ingredients.

Yuan Yuming made a large pot today, using more than 200 liters of soy sauce, but with Albert and Ryan alone, he could eat all the bones in one meal.

Sighing, he dragged the cub out of the big pot with the sauce and bones on his head, wiped his face, "Save some for your dad."

"My uncle won't be with me these few days. My dad has taken over everything. Now I can't eat anything?" The angry little tiger hugged Yuan Yujin's arm with his backhand, and asked him tearfully, "You Don’t you like your Cerebellar Axe the most?”

"Like it, like it!" Eat yours!Pushing the little tiger's head back, covering his forehead, "Now the physical store is not ready for safety, and it is not ready to enter the supermarket so soon. The specialty store has to wait, but the following planets can buy three free delivery services. In addition, all the restaurants under my name will also help to collect first, including the restaurant of my sponsor father.

The supply will catch up as soon as possible. Later in the program, I will cook and teach you how to use soy sauce.

In addition, you can also try the pickles. I will put a taste experience on the official website. Some can be used for cooking, and some can be eaten in the morning, refreshing~

It's done, that's all for today, if I don't stop that little brat, he will have to bury me in my job! "

"Eh!" The little tiger on the side leaned against the rice bowl not much smaller than his body, rubbed his belly, leaned against the edge of the rice bowl, squinted his eyes comfortably, "Satisfied..."

Just when the barrage hahahaha laughed at the little tiger for turning its stomach, a slender arm appeared in the camera, pulled out the stupid axe, threw it aside, and took away the pot of sauce bone.

The little tiger shook its fur cleverly, bared its teeth at that arm, then nestled into a ball again, licked its fur, and let out a sigh.

This is the end of the first live broadcast. Yuan Yuming took a look at the ratings and click-through rate, as well as the purchasing power and rewards, and it seemed to be pretty good.

The plan was also called back halfway through the live broadcast, and Sewell planned to change people.This plan does have some skills, but he doesn't seem to understand and is unwilling to understand Yuan Yuming's characteristics, so as to formulate a plan.

If it doesn’t work, just change the person. I will contact Yuan Yuming on the night of the next plan, saying that since Yuan Yuming broadcasts live three times a week, he can occasionally post some of the dishes he usually cooks on StarInternet, and Amway’s own restaurant’s Starblog, as well as other affiliated companies. Artist interaction.

Yuan Yujin agreed before thinking it would be troublesome, and the last one: let fate~

After the people who came to watch the live broadcast for the first time and came to help left, Yuan Yuming saw his little tiger sleeping on the sofa, sleeping when he was full, sleeping when he was full! "Little pig, you want to grow flesh." Holding him back to the room, his dear father was addicted to the sauce and bones and couldn't extricate himself.

"Is it fun?" After gnawing the last bone slowly, Albert, who sucked the bone marrow, finished eating comfortably, and dropped his gloves to hug Yuan Yuxin.

"It's okay." Yuan Yuming just wanted to get some money quickly so that he could help Albert.

"Why were you angry just now?" Albert kissed his earlobe. He was really fascinated by the soft appearance of the little guy yesterday.

It's okay not to mention this, once Yuan Yuzheng said it, he immediately blew up for him to see!

Riding on Albert's lap, he said angrily, "I will raise your son for you, and it's fine to make money to support the family, but now I have to raise it together with your subordinates! You trash!!!!" Then, Feeling the paw pinching his ass, he got angry and directly... continued to hang on his nose.

Well, the little white mouse bit his nose again angrily.

Albert felt ashamed for a moment, he had paid too little in this family, and Yuan Yuxin had always paid for it wholeheartedly.

Now I'm afraid that he doesn't have enough funds, and it's hard to achieve a great career, and I'm trying my best to make money for him.

Albert also wanted to give something for him, give him something.

But Yuan Yuming doesn't seem to need anything, money, he can earn money, he can take care of the house, and he can take good care of the children.

Albert is a person who knows how to cherish, but just like this, the more he is at a loss, the more guilty and disturbed he is.

I have no hair... It seems that the only thing that can satisfy Yuan Yuxin's pleasure is nothing.

But Yuan Yujin likes him so, so much.

As much as I love him so much...

"Baby, I'm sorry, I don't know what I can give you." Albert took off the little mouse with guilt in his eyes, "You are more perfect and better than anyone imagined. Except for your love, You don't seem to need anything I want to give you."

He was also afraid that one day Yuan Yuming would no longer need his love, so what should he do?

"No..." He just wanted Albert to worry less. The road to overthrowing the imperial power is very difficult. Even if he has the hearts of the people and the military power, he still has a heavy responsibilities.

And if there is a slight mistake, the reputation will be ruined, and there will be no redemption.

I have experienced this kind of change, good or bad, so I know the danger better than anyone else.

"Baby, you are really perfect." In Albert's eyes, Yuan Yuxin is good at everything and outstanding in everything.

The more this is the case, the more uneasy he feels in his heart, and he doesn't want to lick other people's hair for Yuan Yuxin!snort!

Yuan Yuxin smiled slightly, "Stupid thing."

Maybe it's because of a lot of experience, maybe it's because he was older than the current Albert in his last life, and he has experienced life and death. He is more perceptive and more thoughtful.

"The only thing you have to do for me is..." Yuan Yumin leaned over and kissed Albert's lips, "Catch only hairy ones every day!!"

...what moved, what sensibility, what guilt, what mess is gone!

Gone!

"Dreaming!!!" After stroking others, he has to dislike him for a long time. Last time he stroked a cat, he asked him in a crying voice why he had no hair.

Is there hair that he can choose? !Is he able to choose? ? ? ! ! !

His mother gave birth to him randomly, what can he do?

"The watch wants you!" Yuan Yuxin spread his legs and ran away angrily.

Albert rubbed his chin angrily and amusedly looked at the fat little flying squirrel's butt on the top of the cabinet, rubbed his chin, narrowed his eyes slightly, obviously trying to make a bad idea.

But Yuan Yuming didn't know it at all, and instead took out the nuts he had secretly hidden and gnawed on them.

"Yu Xin come down."

"dream!"

Whenever this little guy was angry or unhappy, he ran to this corner whenever he was not satisfied. Unless he moved the cabinet, he really couldn't catch him.

"Really not coming down?" Albert said as he undressed.

Yuan Yuming's ass was on him, so he didn't know what the poisonous snake was doing.

"Humph!"

While gnawing nuts, I took out my microcomputer to watch TV dramas. It’s so comfortable to nest in this corner~

It would be great to hide a cushion and throw or something in here next time.

Yuan Yuzheng was thinking about it triumphantly...

Suddenly he felt his butt being poked, and he shrank in again, but unfortunately his butt was poked again.

Yuan Yuxin waved his paw impatiently, "What are you doing!" Didn't you see that he was watching TV?

When the angry little flying mouse turned its head to teach Albert a lesson, it met a pair of eyes at the same level...

A huge, gigantic boa constrictor slowly raised its head from under the closet, looked at him at the same level, and finally looked down at the shivering little flying mouse hiding in the corner...

"Hiss~" The poisonous python spat out the snake letter, and coldly looked at the fat little flying squirrel in the corner with its cold snake eyes.

Yuan Yujin shuddered, although he knew it was Albert, but!

But that huge tongue opened its mouth, revealing two terrifying fangs qaq! ! !

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" smashed the nuts at Albert, and ran away before the other party recovered.

"Uncle, Uncle! Your son is going to eat me, qaq" rushed out of the door!

Albert thought that Yuan Yujin would chase and fight with him in the room.

who knows!This little guy didn't act according to common sense, and actually went to complain to his mother! ! !

There was a "thump" sound in my heart, and I knew I was going to finish!

Sure enough, the next moment, Qiao Shuya kicked in the door angrily holding Yuan Yuxin, "Albert, are you bullying Yuxin again?!" While walking, he picked up a shivering little flying mouse.

This made Joshua feel extremely distressed, and he ran to the door to settle accounts with his stupid son.

"No, no, Mu, listen to me..." Albert shrank back, facing the two little females, he was also a little timid.

"You still say no? Then what are you doing to scare Yuxi by turning into a beast?! Your animal form is a poisonous python, and Yuan Yuxin's animal form is a mouse. His animal form will instinctively be afraid of you, so you still scare him?!" Sure enough, His son's skin is itchy all over, and he feels uncomfortable all day if he doesn't smoke, and his mind is full of thinking about torturing his wife all the time.

"That's right! Uncle just opened his mouth! He wants to eat me!" The little flying mouse climbed onto Joshua's shoulder angrily, pointed its paws at Albert, and complained.

"Hmph, you're getting more courageous." Joshua snorted coldly, rolling up her sleeves, intending to teach his stupid son a lesson.

"Em, I am your own, you have to trust me! I just fight with him as usual!" Albert raised his forehead, and then!Cowardly, he fled outside.

"Hehe, don't come back at night if you have the guts!" He slipped away again before recovering a game.Little Momonga immediately activated the defense and set Albert not to enter.

Albert stood outside the door with a dazed expression on his face. Looking at his mother's raised eyebrows and watching the excitement, he immediately knew that he couldn't count on it.

It would be nice if his mother wasn't fanning the flames and helping that little mouse.

Albert thought for a second, then turned around to catch the interesting prey and apologize.

The three groups heard that a long-haired rabbit came...