The Adventures of Momonga [Interstellar]

The next morning, when Ryan got up, he could obviously find that his uncle was humming a little tune in a good mood and making breakfast, while his own father seemed to be sitting on the sofa with a slumped face, expressionless, like a dark cloud over his head.

"Dad?" He walked over and teased his own father, but unfortunately there was no response.

Ryan shrugged and ignored him, and went straight to the kitchen, "Uncle, what's wrong with my dad?"

Yuan Yujin shrugged without any guilt, and put the wontons on a plate, "Who knows, maybe he didn't take the medicine because he was sick?" He glanced at Albert who was still lying on the sofa, and raised his voice again, " Maybe it's menopause."

Is this brat despising his age? !Albert was immediately laughed out of anger, and glanced at Yuan Yuxi with a half-smile, okay, it's not too late for the little guy to take revenge for ten years, let him watch.

Why not retaliate on the spot?

Albert walked to the dining table and sat down because it was time to eat.

Today's former major general doesn't care about anything, as long as he can keep three meals a day on time.

Maybe Yuan Yujin’s meals are not as delicate and delicious as those made in some private kitchens, but every meal the young man cooks tastes like home, with a warm, heartfelt feeling of warmth and peace of mind the taste of.

What I ate today were the wontons that Yuan Yujin had wrapped and stored in the refrigerator before, just ordinary wontons with fresh shrimp, vegetables and meat.For Yuan Yuming, this is the most common. In his previous life, he was in the south, by the sea.

Eat more wontons, and the conditions at home are good, so there are meat, shrimp, mushrooms and vegetables inside.

The wontons are bulging like piglets one by one, with skin q, chewy, but not thick, and when you bite down, they are full of indentations.

Yuan Yuming ordered a lot of wontons, which were divided into two parts, one part was served directly to the father and son, and the other part was blown half-dry by him first with a machine, and then deep-fried in a frying pan!

Fried wontons are delicious~

Yuan Yuming still remembers when he was very young, his family was in good condition and his mother was still alive.

The beautiful young woman is elegant and dignified, but she especially likes to eat this.

The skin of the wontons is fresh and crispy when fried, and peanut oil is used, so you can smell the aroma of the courtyard before it comes out of the pan.

The voice with Jiangnan Wu dialect was soft and soft, and the big moist eyes seemed to bring a little smile because of it, and he waved to him, "Sister, can you cut? Baby, do you like to eat?"

I don't have many childhood memories, but now when I recall that beautiful and graceful woman, it's not the faint scent of gardenias under my nose, but the aroma of fried wontons coming from the kitchen back then.

The pyrotechnic atmosphere is warm and real, and every time his mother celebrates his birthday, his father will cook fried wontons himself and send them to the worshippers.

This is also the case, so that every year it can ease the situation where the father and son confront each other when Yuan Yujin was young and frivolous,

After Albert had breakfast, it happened that the moving company outside came to help with Wendt and the others.

Yuan Yuming was still frying wontons, went out to say hello, and then continued to work in the kitchen.

Others were rushing in and out, so quickly, I had just finished frying on my side, but I had already emptied the whole house on the other side, leaving only the kitchen.

Yuan Yuxin did not eat the previous soup wontons, but waited for fried wontons.

Now when I went out with a small box in my hand, I saw a large group of elders guarding the door, and I laughed a little, "It's not a good thing, you can eat it as a snack later."

Indeed, fried wontons are just that.

But this thing is delicious, the fried noodles are crispy, the mouth is small and gentle, divided into two bites, the first bite is crispy, with a little salty, the beauty of fried flour is something that cannot be missed for thousands of years forgotten.The second bite is the filling, the deliciousness of meat, fresh shrimp and various mushrooms mixed with vegetables explodes in the mouth immediately, the solid meat sauce wraps the whole fresh shrimp, the q bomb and deliciousness of the shrimp meat match the mushroom The unique fragrance is endless aftertaste, and the freshness of the vegetables makes the heavy meat dishes a little less greasy and more delicious.

Relying on his agility, Felipe was the first to rush to the kitchen.

Yuan Yuzhen fried a full 360 wontons, just considering that there will be a lot of people later.

Afraid that it would be inconvenient for them to eat, they deliberately divided them into nine boxes, forty in each box. After all, they were deep-fried. Yuan Yuxin felt that no matter how big the appetite of male orcs, they would get bored. Samuel and the others each had a box, and Albert also had a box. , he and Ryan have a box, just right.

It's a pity that this group of elders said they were helping to move things, so they divided the lunch boxes, one bite at a time, and helped to move the things properly. The big fried wontons that were originally intended to be eaten for lunch were gone.

It's not that they are greedy, it's just that this group of old men rushed here without having breakfast.

However, there are many people, the moving company is fast, and all aspects are mechanized. It only takes two hours from the beginning to the end, and everything is moved into the new house.

Even the clothes and sheets should be folded and put in the closet, and the sheets should be spread as well.

The pickles and other bottles were carefully put into the basement one by one, and labeled, and the constant temperature was monitored all the way to ensure that they were not opened during the whole process.

The bowls and chopsticks were also placed in the cupboard, and even the household items that Yuan Yujin had delivered to the new home one after another before, and some lamps were also installed properly.

Even some kitchen utensils were placed in the most considerate position. Yuan Yujin entered the kitchen which was several times bigger, and he felt a sense of comfort immediately, wishing to show his strength immediately.

Stretched, then pulled his face down, "Day!" I don't like cooking, I hate and annoy me the most, and now this kind of conditioned reflex is all the fault of the father and son Albert and Ryan!

"Do you like it?" Albert smiled and walked into the kitchen, unaware that his death was approaching.

Yuan Yujin rushed forward and twisted his ears, "Like it? Like? Like a fart! My past ambition was the stars and the sea, not the three-acre land in the kitchen!!"

"Hiss." Albert gasped in pain, while subconsciously supporting the kid's butt to prevent him from falling.

But Yuan Yuming was smart, he knew that he would fall, and he was afraid that he would annoy Albert and make him fall directly.

So when I jumped up, I clamped Albert's waist with my legs for the first time, so that I won't be afraid to twist his ears like this, it's perfect~

"Take it easy, you want to conquer the stars and the sea, I will accompany you from now on, let go now!!!" Albert wanted to shake his head in pain but didn't dare.

"Believe a man's words, a sow can climb a tree!" He still felt that it was not enough, and wanted to grind his teeth against Albert.

A large group of people were helping outside, and when they heard the movement, they rushed over to take a closer look.

Gast may have the shape of a cheetah, so he moved very fast and arrived at the first time. Before he entered the door, he asked anxiously, "What's wrong?"

Then a big man stood awkwardly at the door.

Then, two big men squatted at the door with great interest

Three big men stood at the door with great interest

In the end, a large group of people looked at their eldest daughter-in-law happily, "Hey, it's pretty wild."

It was only a blink of an eye, and when Yuan Yuming didn't know what to do, someone came again.

There is something to do today, Zhang Xu, who came late, pushed everyone away, frowning, "What's so wild?"

A little embarrassed, Yuan Yuzhi hesitated to get down, but found that his butt was being supported.He twisted and greeted uncomfortably, "Brother Zhang, are you here?"

Zhang Xu, dressed in formal attire, stared at Albert with a sullen face, his sharp eyes seemed to shoot him through.

"You come down first." As he spoke, he moved his wrist, considering how big the difference in force value between him and Albert was.

Then in despair, I found that I couldn't beat it.

If he can't beat him, just let him play his own cabbage? !What an idiot!wishful thinking!Don't even think about it! ! ! !

"Yuan Yuming is still young, how dare you!!!!" He said that he would rush up to do it regardless of the three sevens and twenty ones.

Yuan Yujin jumped down immediately, explaining and persuading, "Brother Zhang, it's not what you think, I twisted his ears, so he gave me a hand." up

Ryan didn't know when he squeezed into the crowd, and while eating the jerky, he looked happily at Zhang Xu who couldn't beat him, so he simply dragged Albert to preach.

Very harsh, serious criticism educates his own father.

The jerky made by my uncle is delicious, the more you bite, the more delicious it is, it's exciting to see his father's excitement!

When Albert knew he was in the wrong, he didn't dare not listen, and sat there with a face of despair, and he had to serve tea and water.

Zhang Xu said that his mouth was dry, and he immediately helped to fill a cup of tea.

Finally, after talking for a long time, the "old man" finally couldn't hold back the urge to urinate and withdrew first.

Heaving a sigh of relief, Albert immediately got up and went to clean up his own son first.

"Dare to watch your father's good show? Hmm?" Pressing on the leg was a beating.

Ryan yelled, and finally attracted Yuan Yuming, who was planning how to plant flowers and plants in the yard.

"Uncle, Uncle, save me quickly." Seeing the savior, Laian immediately struggled with tears in his eyes and wanted Yuan Yuxin to hug him.

Standing by the side, Yuan Yuming, who was a little disgusted and hesitant, heard Zach calling him, and wanted to abandon Lean and continue planning the garden.

Who knows, Ryan is also capable, "Uncle, I will be able to take the shape of a beast next month!!!"

Yuan Yujin stopped immediately when he heard the sound, although he hadn't turned around yet, he was already struggling.

Ryan knows something, it's going to happen!

Immediately seize the opportunity, "Uncle, uncle, I will give you a hug next month, hold you high, and suck your belly! I won't resist for as long as I suck!"

"Remember what I told you earlier? You are not allowed to act like a baby with your uncle!"

Ryan whimpered, although it didn't hurt, but there were so many people watching, how embarrassing?

The beast shape of the little tiger can be described as a killer. Everyone knows that Yuan Yujin likes the male beast shape, but it must have fur, long hair, especially long hair that feels good to the touch. Everyone including Wendit put down their hands immediately. The goods come together to watch the excitement.

"Major General, it depends on who this family listens to at this time." That kid Darren didn't think it was a big deal.

Zhang Xu also walked out from the inside, snorting coldly while tidying up his cuffs, "What? In this house, what Yu Xin said won't work?"

Yuan Yujin and Albert were both pushed to the head of the bar. The two had a bit of desire to fight, but now it disappeared, and they were a little sad.

It hasn't been a day or two since the two sides have been at odds, and they both look down on each other, but when it comes to doing serious things, they feel a little bit of sympathy.

"Hey, by the way, boss, has my sister-in-law seen your animal shape?" Samuel has always been honest, honest and talkative.

but at this time

Albert's animal shape is an eight-meter poisonous python, and Yuan Yuxin's animal shape is a small flying squirrel, the kind that Albert can hold in his two hands.

Just because the animal form of the two is naturally hostile, Albert still has self-knowledge. His animal form was disliked growing up.

Therefore, basically in front of females and females, unless in the army, they basically don't show up.

This is especially true for Yuan Yuming at the moment, as long as his animal-like aura is accidentally exposed, Yuan Yuming can blow his hair, jump on his head and pull his hair.

For the sake of a harmonious society, how dare Albert not, how is it possible?Show Yuan Yuxin the shape of a beast?

"Definitely not!" Felipe rolled his eyes, "Our boss is afraid of guilt!"

"Yes yes yes, I am afraid of my wife, I am afraid of my wife!" Let's coax together.

It immediately reminded Albert of the vengeance yesterday, and he looked at Yuan Yuxin glaring at him angrily, threatening him, daring to crawl on his head like a beast and pulling the hairs.

Albert snorted even more, "We've been married for so long, and I've seen your animal form so many times, it's time for you to have a deeper understanding of what your husband and my animal form look like. , so as not to go out and not know”

By the way, let the little guy know who is the real king!

Let's see if he dares to pull the hair on his forehead casually in the future.

While speaking, Albert's slender and straight body approached step by step.

The rainbow-like aura immediately made Yuan Yujin shrink back a little timidly, but then he felt that he was not wronged at all, and stared at him with his chin up, "Bah! I am not rare! If you don't know him, you don't know him! Who still rarely knows you?!"

This little guy's bravado made his hands itch as always, and he wanted to beat him up.

Albert laughed lightly, didn't talk to that kid, just go straight!Beastization

It was a pitch-black poisonous python with dark green glints on its scales. It was more than 15 meters long and had a particularly strong body, with a width of 1.5 meters or more.

"I don't know what to do." Yuan Yuyan looked at the huge creature that looked like a prehistoric python in astonishment, watching him slowly stand upright, getting higher and higher.

Lifting his head with limp legs, he stared eagerly at the giant python, watching him getting closer and closer, getting closer and closer to him, and finally, finally

"Hey!" The person is gone, but the clothes are left behind

Zhang Xu rushed over immediately, pulled off his clothes and saw the little flying squirrel who was stunned by instinct, his limbs were spread out, his belly was facing up, his eyes were closed, and his breathing was smooth.

Zach, who knew a little about medical knowledge, immediately took over, making sure that he just fainted from fright, and he would be fine after a while.

This made Zhang Xu secretly relieved, but it also made him understand that his previous education was light.

Taking a deep breath, first holding the little flying mouse and carefully placing it in the room belonging to Yuan Yuxin, and then as soon as the door was closed, he yelled at Albert who had just changed his clothes, "Albert!!!"

Wiping his face, the young former major general knew he was done

"The little guy is all right?" He was so scared that he fainted, and Albert also knew that he had gone too far. He never thought that the little guy usually looked at you, but he was actually quite cowardly.

"You still have the guts to ask?!!!" The angry "Old Man" has nothing to say about his fighting power, it's really awesome.

Not to mention Albert, none of the group who made a fuss escaped.

One by one, they snarled under their noses.

Next, I was in the "Ideological Education" class, and it didn't take long for Yuan Yuxin to regain his senses and wake up.

Watching the movement downstairs, he came back to lie down again, opened the information terminal and placed some orders.

The ingredients for the evening haven't been bought yet, so he has to prepare them first.

When the things were almost delivered, I got up and washed my face, put on my clothes with a blank expression, and went downstairs calmly.

Albert was the first to notice the movement of the door. He first saw the little mouse poking his head, and then closed the door.

Thinking about it, it was really all right, which reassured him a little.

But now that the person came down, he was so calm that he was surprised.

Yuan Yuming is a young guy, very skinny and very noisy.

Ryan used to be troublesome, but now he is even more troublesome, and he is always hovering on the edge of his bottom line.

All of these were held by Bai Yuanyu, so Albert simply caught Ryan and beat him up. Anyway, their Michael family pays attention to a loving mother and strict father.

But now, Yuan Yuxin woke up and came down. Instead of jumping directly from the second floor as Albert expected, he grabbed his hair and withdrew, letting her know who is in charge of this family.

Instead, it calmly made Albert feel more guilty.

Could it be that something went wrong?

Could it be that you are really afraid of him?

If this is the case, Albert will slap himself with a backhand

"Yuxi?" Zhang Xu also noticed the problem and called out cautiously.

Yuan Yuzhen nodded expressionlessly, and calmly walked to the kitchen, "I'll make dinner."

"What are you doing for dinner? I'll either order takeaway or go out to eat today! Big brother, I'll treat you." Zhang Xu was also afraid that something might go wrong if he was scared. Although he was afraid, he didn't dare to force it.

He could only watch helplessly as the little guy walked into the kitchen and closed the door with his backhand.

Zhang Xu was also shut outside the door, and when he turned his head, his sharp gaze immediately made everyone, including Wendit, shrink back.

As the culprit, Albert was the first to experience the "Old Man"'s nirvana - shameless preaching.

suffocated and desperate

guilty and guilty

Just then, the delivery man came!

Albert wanted to use this to get away, but it was a pity that Gast, who was agile, was the first to bear the brunt. After a while, he and Felipe who followed at the same time came back with two big boxes with strange expressions on their faces.

"Sister-in-law said this is an ingredient?" The box was not completely sealed, although the inside could not be seen, but there were all male orcs present, and their keen sense of smell allowed them to quickly identify what was inside.

Albert froze for a moment, covered his face, and lamented, "I knew it." That kid couldn't be scared so easily.

I lost face a while ago, now I have to find my way back.

Thinking of this, he was not annoyed, but chuckled lightly, and finally heaved a sigh of relief, as long as he wasn't afraid of him because of his bestial instinct.

Felipe, who made atonement, didn't care about his elder brother's life or death. He ran into the box holding the box, shouting as he ran, "Sister-in-law, would you like me to help you deal with it? The things in the box seem to be still alive." Woolen cloth."

"No need." Yuan Yuming opened the door, and opened the box directly in front of them.

Inside the box was a strip of black-colored snakes.

Afraid?Yuan Yuming has lived two lifetimes, and he has never been afraid of anyone!

It was a shame before!So he had to find his place back.

The snake in the box was still alive and well, so Yuan Yuming grabbed the snake's tail with his bare hands, not to mention being afraid.

Everyone saw that he was fierce, and just wanted to remind Yuan Yuxin that the snake would bite him if it turned around.

It can be said that it was too late, but then it was too fast, Yuan Yuming picked up the snake and twitched it at the door frame, the movement was as fast as lightning!

In the blink of an eye, he smashed that not-so-small snake

"Dead?" Felip swallowed subconsciously.

The kind that is "dead" and can't die again.

Wendit couldn't help secretly admiring Yuan Yuxin's toughness.

"This is really awesome." Darren was also dumbfounded when he saw that there were many powerful Asian females in their team.

It is even more common for Yuan Yuming to look thin and small, but was fainted from shock before.

But with a backhand swipe, he was able to slap the fast-moving snake to death, which is really awesome.

It is not difficult to kill a snake, as long as you grab it by seven inches.

But Yuan Yuming didn't grab seven inches at all, grabbed the tail of the snake with his bare hands, and slapped it with his backhand.

The actions are decisive and quick, no worse than their male orcs, it is simply perfect~

Yuan Yuzhen stared at Albert gloomily, even when he swung his backhand, he didn't move his eyes away.

This meaning, this meaning, is self-evident.

Albert specifically said that he was offended, but the corners of his mouth rose, showing a little more of a smile.

He just likes the way the little mouse climbs up his head, how interesting~

That night!

Yuan Yuming made a snake banquet with his own hands.

From stir-fried snake meat, to snake soup, snake slices in vinegar, stewed snake meat, five-spice snake strips, charcoal-grilled snake meat, spicy snake, delicious snake meat pot, all snacks are snake cakes, and the last soup is even more delicious. Daleen, who is brave enough to eat, also has his hairs blown up—the dragon and the phoenix are auspicious (quite auspicious~).

Snake and Chicken Soup!

The little subfemale originally wanted to find a bird flying in the sky, but couldn't find a suitable one. At that time, Darren dared to swear by the crown feather on his head!

Yuan Yuming absolutely, absolutely, absolutely looked at him with deep meaning

"This soup sounds quite sexy." Felipe, who was not afraid of death, couldn't help sighing after drinking a bowl of soup.

It's a pity that after finishing speaking, I need to face two death rays: 3」∠.

After the dishes were served, Yuan Yuxin sat down with a blank expression on his face, and everyone sat obediently, ready to wait for him to start the table.

"Have a meal."

"Okay, okay, let's try it." One or two did not forget to peep at Albert when picking up the food.

Wanted to see if Albert was angry, or irritated or something.