The Adventures of Momonga [Interstellar]

"Think clearly before answering me. If you give the wrong answer, I will really ignore this kid from now on." Albert snorted slightly strangely, watching Yuan Yuzhen struggle as if watching a play.

"Oh, how do you choose? Is it life-long? Why don't you go to heaven as a biological father. The child is responsible for the end alone? You think it's beautiful." Anyway, Ryan is in such a bad mood, you have to deal with it yourself. A real father doesn’t care about the child’s physical and mental health at all, heh, after sex, he just pulls up his pants and leaves? The child is born and has nothing to do with you? You Just working hard for 3 minutes is enough?"

What the hell 3 minutes? !Albert held his breath and glared at Yuan Yuxin, "What a mess," he glanced at Ryan who watched the show seriously, and secretly found the dried meat to eat, and lowered his voice, "Believe it or not, I will let you Do you know how many minutes?!"

"Oh, so what if it's not 3 minutes? How long does it take to sow the seeds? How long does it take for me to bear fruit?" Yuan Yuzheng was too involved in the quarrel, and completely forgot that he didn't bear the fruit at all.

Albert covered his forehead, the little rascal, "Ryan is eating a snack."

"Then you don't care." What's the point of telling him a fart? ! !

"All right." Anyway, the hairless Laian has fallen out of favor, and Yuan Yuzhen will not take care of the children in a short time, "I will collect all the snacks at home first." After finishing speaking, he directly dragged Laian Huai away The jerky in the meat, "Until the weight returns to normal, no snacks are allowed. I will start training for you tomorrow."

"I don't!" Ke Laian just wanted to turn his head and cry to Yuan Yuming about his father's atrocities.

I saw his uncle turn into stepmother in an instant, with his arms crossed and his chest coldly watching their father and son messing around, "Hurry up, do you want to eat?"

qaq "Uncle, Uncle, you can't do this qaq, I'm not your Sweetie?" Desperate, suffocated, the child finally understood the cruelty and ruthlessness of the adult world.

"My little Tiantian has fur, even if she doesn't have hair, she is still handsome and cute, just like Xiaoyin upstairs." Xiaoyin upstairs is that rabbit, cute and obedient, white and soft.

However, Yuan Yujin didn't care much about that rabbit when he had Cerebellar Axe, but now he hasn't seen Xiaoyin for a long time, it's time to go up and see how cute that little guy is.

"What's so good about that dead rabbit?! Is it as thick as mine? Is it as good-looking as me?" If it was still in the shape of a beast, Ryan would be furious now.

"The hair may not be as thick as yours, but his face is really better than yours." Yuan Yuzhen sneered, "Brother, hold your son and look in the mirror, let him take a good look at what virtue he has now!"

Albert dragged his stupid son, who hadn't accepted the cruel reality, to the bathroom. Looking at the chubby kid in the mirror, Ryan fell silent.

"dad."

"En." Accept the reality and lose weight by the way.Albert also felt ashamed to see Ryan becoming so fat.

"If I lose weight, will my uncle still like me?" Tell me the most honest answer!

Albert touched the little chubby's head affectionately, "Accept the reality, subfemale and females are a group of ruthless creatures who like hair." He squeezed the little chubby's face, "But they also like cute ones Child, do you remember the male orc from the Yu family on the main star? His animal form is snakelike like mine, but his human form is very popular with those ladies and females."

"That sissy?!" Chang Na Virtue? !

Albert was silent for a while, and the brat actually hated the fact that he had a somewhat similar face to the kid from Yu's family when he was a child, so he decided to beat the kid to save worry and effort.

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

It's a pity that Yuan Yuming's protection was not summoned. Instead, he said angrily at the bathroom door in distaste, "Brother, Laian still has the strength to cry and make people have a headache. It seems that you are not cruel enough."

Albert looked down at his desperate son, and suddenly felt sorry for him.

"Dad, qaq, and females are all so bad?" Ryan lay in his father's arms cowardly, "Turn your face and deny anyone, cold and boring, and said yesterday that I was his little sweetheart, baby, kiss me I slept with my little belly, why did you turn your face and deny anyone today?"

"Your uncle just didn't accept the reality for a while." Albert patted the little guy's butt, not knowing how to comfort him.

After all, his own father was a snake in animal form, and he had not been treated like Ryan since he was a child.Naturally, he didn't turn his face against others, and Albert didn't know whether it was good or bad for a while.

Ryan immediately raised his head expectantly, his eyes full of anticipation, "It will be fine in a few days?"

"It won't be so fierce in a few days." So, the child woke up.

To lose weight is to lose weight, it is impossible not to lose weight, it is impossible in this life.

Ryan sat obediently on his seat with a spoon in one hand and a small rice bowl in the other. There was only a stack of dry chicken breasts and a bowl of soup in front of him.

He looked at Yuan Yuming pitifully and beggingly, hoping that my uncle would change his mind and give him another taste, just taste the food on the table.

Albert on the side felt that today's meal was very delicious~ he could eat an extra bowl of rice with his stupid son's virtue.

The long-awaited day finally arrived, and Albert thought, that boy Ryan would be in a daze for a few days.

In the evening, Albert made a training schedule, together with the three-meal schedule made by Yuan Yuming, "Strive to return to a normal child's weight within a month."

Ryan looked desperately at the pitiful dishes on the menu, "Can't you add another dish a day, stir-fried lamb?"

"Strictly follow your father's and my form, and I will give you extra meals once a week." Yuan Yuxin clapped his hands after finishing, planning to go back to the room.

Ryan's little hand immediately hugged his leg, "Uncle qaq, you can't do this, yesterday you said you like meaty Ryan the most, how can you turn your face and deny anyone?" Obviously this fleshy body is still in the care of my uncle Under the thriving ah.

"Because I like the fleshy and furry Leanne the most, but I don't like the fat, fat and hairless brat Lean~" Yuan Yuzhen bent down and twisted the child's cheek, "Got it? Fatty hit~”

Ryan let go expressionlessly, "No, I don't know, all I know is that you are no longer my favorite uncle."

"If you don't like it, you don't like it. From now on, you can sleep with your dad or by yourself~" After finishing speaking, leave~ Without any remembrance or hesitation, it is ruthless, cruel and shameless.

qaq "Dad, he doesn't even want to sleep with me anymore. He usually likes to sleep with his kitten in his arms." I said this yesterday, why do I despise his kitten today?

Albert put one hand in his pocket. Judging by the time, the little guy should have almost digested it, so he dragged him outside, "Tiredness can make you forget despair, go, and accept reality." Before you are hairless, your little one Uncle will not hug you to sleep again.

He doesn't want his kitten anymore qaq, Ryan was dragged out of the house crying, "I won't let him cuddle again when I can transform into a beast! I won't sleep with him anymore !"

"Oh, what do you think?" Albert bent down and looked directly into Ryan's amber eyes, "by then, you can refuse your uncle?"

It seems that it is not possible for Lai'an to follow his father into the training room, "Even if I want to forgive, I will have a double portion of fried mutton."

"Do you want to train for a few more hours?" Albert cruelly pushed his own son into the pressure chamber, "An hour and a half."

There are several simple training rooms in the community, and there are not many people who come here from Monday to Friday night.

"Dad qaq, you are my own father, don't be so cruel." Spare his life.

"Silly boy, the tears you shed now are all the fat you eat on a daily basis." After closing the door with a "bang", Albert looked at his desperate son in a good mood, but when he thought about the muscles on his body, he also remembered what Yuan Yuming said about him just now. How many minutes? !

"This kid is itchy." Hmph, he dares to say anything!

He'll find a chance to clean up the little guy

Albert recalled the first time they met, the pale and thin boy when he opened the door was completely different from the amazingly imposing little guy who climbed onto his head and nested there.

But thinking of the little guy who climbed on his head as a tree and flew around yesterday, he was holding his little butt, which was soft and chubby, and looked a little thin in human form, I didn't expect this little butt to swell A lot of meat.

At night, Albert dragged his son, who was motionless and his eyes were empty, back home.

When they got home, Ryan struggled to get down again and stumbled to the door of Yuan Yuxin's room, "Uncle, Uncle, let's sleep together!"

"Baby, don't think about it until you have hair~" The door didn't even open!None!The answer is so decisive and cold.

Ryan and the frosted eggplant huddled together sadly, "Dad, I don't believe in Asian females anymore."

"It's okay, there are still females." In the future, you can find females when you get married.

"No, no, my own mother is not too bad." Ma Liu ran back to his bed and lay down, "Good night, Dad, I hope everything now is a nightmare, and I can wake up in my uncle's arms tomorrow morning, with my own happiness A delicious one, and a sweet good morning kiss from my uncle."

Did this kid just find a male to make do with in the future?Albert laughed and shook his head again and again, but still closed the door gently for him, "Dreaming." Stupid thing.

After thinking about it, he knocked on the door next door and entered after getting permission.

The little Yafe seemed to be studying some recipe, lying on the bed and writing notes with a pen, "What's the matter?"

"You bullied Ryan too much today." When he walked to the bed, he didn't blame him, but this scene was what Albert had been looking forward to for a long time~

Relying on his cuteness, the little guy Ryan has been cute since he was a child, but he is cute with long hair, his mouth is sweet, and he can read people's faces. It made him kill a bloody path among many cubs, even if he was in the The main star is also willful and reckless, and some people clean up the mess for him.

Albert thought that after arriving here, he would finally be able to suffer, but he met Yuan Yuxin again, and started his new life that was still arrogant.

Yuan Yuming raised his head and glanced at him, "Bullying? Letting him lose weight counts as bullying?" The fat all over his body makes his eyes hurt even thinking about it now!

"You know what I'm referring to, the gap is too great." Usually that's the sweetheart, the little ancestor.Today, there are all kinds of disgust.

"Then you have educated." Yuan Yuzhen turned over, lay on his side, supported his head with one hand, reached out to lift his husband's shirt button with a half-smile, "I can't do everything by myself ?Um?"

Can the midnight party show be started?Yuan Yuming seemed to be careless, but his heart was a little more eager to try.

Looking down, the white and slender fingers are not delicate, but are covered with thin calluses.

Albert grabbed the restless hand, "3 minutes?" As a man's dignity, he couldn't ignore it~

"Why is a big man bothering about this kind of thing?" Yuan Yujin snorted arrogantly, stretching his chin, exposing his slender neck to the other party's eyes, with a half-smile, but hooked his fingers into his palm.

Albert smiled secretly, pinched his cheek, "Don't mess around." How old is he? "Be good." More often than not, he felt that he had raised two sons, one big and one small, the big one was self-willed and big-hearted, while the young one was raised arrogant and skinny by the big one, which caused him a lot of headaches.

Yuan Yuming laughed angrily at his stupid look, and withdrew his hand, "Scroll, I hate you when I see you."

"Yu Xin."

Yuan Yuxin raised his eyebrows, "Huh?"

"You're still young." He said seriously.

"Oh." Strangled to death, turned over, pulled the quilt over, and covered his head.

I have been sleepy since we met, and I have been thinking about it for several months. Now everyone can finally breathe a sigh of relief, and start thinking about lust, but this fool in front of him doesn't understand the style, which makes Yuan Yuzhen so angry.

The former son still vowed not to divorce Zhang Xu, but Yuan Yuming thought that he had finally gotten the hang of it, and waited ecstatically, just waiting for legal sex.

After all, the son of the other party is so old, and he has been having sex for many years. The sudden change made Albert abstain from sex until now, don't he think about it now?

He didn't want to, but Yuan Yuming really wanted to

Hearing the sound of closing the door, Yuan Yumin gritted his teeth, and decided to make a living on his own in the future, and be tenacious!

Hmph, "I'll spend my whole life" Don't fuck, nothing is more desperate than getting married and playing manual transmission.

The next day, Ryan rubbed his eyes and opened the door, and a smell of steamed buns came over his face.

This made Lean, who was sleeping drowsily, suddenly brighten up, "Uncle, Uncle, I knew you loved me the most~ You must not be willing to bully me!" So I cooked him something delicious early in the morning.

"Go brush your teeth and wash your face before talking to me." Unfortunately, the uncle who answered him was still cold and ruthless, stern and selfless.

Ryan was caught by his father who was waiting for him, and put him in the bathroom to wash up. After Ling came out, he was still a chubby kid. Seeing that his pajamas were still one size smaller, Albert felt his eyes hurt, "This is all It's the biggest size, tsk, come back tonight and take you to buy clothes."

"En" Ryan, who put on new clothes, pulled the hem of the clothes a little uncomfortably, trying to pull down the clothes to cover his belly, but it was in vain~

Over there, Yuan Yuming brought breakfast to the table, and today I will eat steamed stuffed buns.

He also listened to what Albert said.It's true that it's not good for a child to be hot and cold, it hurts his young heart too much, so Yuan Yuzheng got up early in the morning to make loving buns to make up for the little guy's not-so-fragile heart.

"Uncle, what is this?" Lean climbed onto the table, staring at the steamed stuffed bun in front of him in bewilderment.

It was a bun made of a circle, an ellipse, and four small sticks. Two triangles of different sizes were glued to the top of the circle, and a thin and long tail was rubbed behind the ellipse. ?

"Tiger, I got up early in the morning to make you little tiger steamed buns." Yuan Yuming pointed at the bun!Looking at Ryan seriously, "For you, I got up early to do it."

Ryan didn't know whether he should be touched or dare not move.

"Don't you hurry up?" Albert sat down at the dining table, supported his chin with one hand, but covered half of his face to hide his gloating, "Your uncle made it for you specially, don't let him down. "

"Look at how much the little tiger looks like you." Yuan Yuming pointed to the head of the lump, well, there are two pointed ears on it, which should be the head, "I even drew it for you A king."

:3"∠, his uncle still uses black beans as eyes, Ryan stared at the steamed bun suffocatingly, took a deep breath, mustered up the courage to pick it up, and shouted seriously, "Thank you uncle!"

"You don't have to thank me, I cook char siew flavor, you must like it." Yuan Yuxin waved his hand, seeing the child like what he made, he was very relieved.

Although it's a little ugly, the taste is really good. My uncle's craftsmanship is as good as ever, as long as you don't look at the ugly things!Xiaopang Zai comforted himself in his heart while gnawing on the buns.

"Oh, by the way, it's time for yours to come out." Yuan Yuzhen turned around and went back to the kitchen to take out a lump, and this time it was a real lump.

That thing is about as thick as Ryan's arm, and it is stacked up in circles. There is a triangular thing on the top, which may be a head. After all, there are two black beans in the triangle that are exactly the same as the steamed buns that Ryan is gnawing on. , the legendary eye

"This is yours, big boa constrictor!" Yuan Yuxin seriously carried the tray over, and the twists and turns straightened about three meters. "It took me a long time to rub it out before I got three meters."

No, thank you.Albert covered his face with both hands now, and deeply understood Ryan's despair just now, "It's really hard for you, but you don't need to be so serious."

"Didn't you say that the shape of a beast is eight meters long? Eight meters is too long. I can't fit the pot at home. I'll make a three-meter one for you to eat. If you can't eat it, I'll pack it for you and take it to the team." Yuan Yu What he said was very serious, he really thought so! "I'll cut it from here, one meter is enough for your breakfast."

Albert opened his mouth, looked at his son's gloating expression, raised his hand and pressed his head on the table, "No, I'll eat first, and the rest can be left at night."

Packed and brought to the team, he was afraid that he would be laughed at for three years

"Huh? At night?" So considerate?Doesn't that mean he doesn't have to cook dinner?Yuan Yuming didn't understand what the other party was thinking at all.

"Well, let me try it first, there is no core inside?" Ryan's steamed buns are ugly, but the char siu must taste delicious, look at that kid's delicious food.

"No, it tastes like char siu like Ryan's. I squeezed it in while wrapping it." Yuan Yuxin said and picked up the thick and long steamed bun snake's tail and squeezed it towards Albert. Immediately, a cloud of dark brown soup and sparse meat was squeezed out from the unsealed mouth.

Albert felt that he couldn't eat breakfast today, and he wouldn't be able to look directly at his animal form in the short term.

"Try it quickly, it's delicious." Yuan Yuming grabbed the snake's tail and stuffed it into Albert's mouth.

That passion is simply

"You did it on purpose!" Albert gritted his teeth, intending to take revenge on him yesterday?

Yuan Yuxin shoved the steamed bun into his mouth quickly, "What are you talking about, I got up an hour earlier to make breakfast for you, and you still wronged me? Are you a wolf?!"

No I didn't, I didn't, absolutely didn't mean that

The steamed buns are ugly, but they are quite chewy. The fermented steamed buns are fluffy and soft without losing their flavor. The char siew is salty and sweet, really delicious.

Albert watched and hummed a little song to the kitchen to bring another plate of char siu buns with normal shape, while biting the "boa constrictor".

"Dad, did you offend my uncle last night?" Ryan looked at his father eagerly, and sighed in his heart that the uncle was the uncle, and the method was also leveraged, so there was nothing to say.

"Hmph, I persuaded someone to live a better life." As for the others, the young Ryan didn't need to know.

"Oh, thank you Dad, you're sacrificing the small self to complete the big self." Ha kissed his father, turned around and went back to the room to pack his little schoolbag for kindergarten, ready to go out.

Yuan Yuming couldn't help sighing, "Lian, this child is just a peace of mind." At such a young age, he knows that he can pack his things and be independent and not clingy, "It's just a little fatter."

"Hey..." Ryan, who was just proud, fell on the bed in anger, and couldn't get up without his uncle's kiss and hug!

In the end, the "boa constrictor" was packed by Yuan Yuxin with kindness and brought it to Albert for lunch.

On the way to the army, Albert opened the lunch box and stuffed one end of it into his mouth, trying to hold on even if he couldn't eat it.

Rubbing his swollen and uncomfortable stomach, although Albert was sad, he felt that there was no need to be ashamed for three years.

Cheng, who made him marry a narrow-minded sub-female?

Richards looked at Albert, who was strolling comfortably after rubbing his belly and looking full of food, and was immediately jealous. He and Tuowei really didn't expect that the little sub-female's craftsmanship would be so outstanding and good.

Otherwise, otherwise there is nothing else.

"Hmph!" I hate seeing his virtue, "What kind of virtue, I'll run for me!" Even if I have achieved that virtue, I don't know how to save some for myself.

Albert rubbed his stomach, and suddenly thought that he could cut off the "boa constrictor" and eat its head, and then he could share it with the team instead of stuffing it desperately into his stomach.

Albert, who was so stupid by himself, lived under the jealous eyes of the captain and the others all day long, worrying whether he had been with the two little ones for a long time, and his IQ had also dropped.