The Adventures of Momonga [Interstellar]

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"It's hard to see, 23333, I'm not arrogant enough, I still need to clean up."

"The little boss is good or bad, so cute~~"

"Stir-fried mutton with cumin is really delicious!!!! It's so delicious that I'm crying!!! Let me tell you, I have been queuing up for two full days on the last weekend just to eat this bite! I have been queuing up all the time! !! Buy it and go to the queue, eat and eat while waiting, and just get the next order after eating and digesting, it’s just QAQ crying with happiness.”

"Upstairs...it's quite a struggle."

"You guys haven't tasted that taste QAQ is someone who is still insisting on queuing at this moment."

"Wait, did you find out, why did Abner come here?"

"It seems that because someone is seeking revenge..."

"So someone?"

"mua..."

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Not to mention the audience's doubts about this question, Yuan Yuming was also a little bit, and loosened his shoulders, "Abner, didn't you tip off the news? Why hasn't anyone come yet?"

"Oh, I saw him go to his vice-captain and say that he needs to find a few more people to deal with you together, lest you run away and all previous efforts will be wasted." Abner lowered his head and ate the mutton heartlessly, "Hey, A little wine would be even better."

"If your dad comes alone, it will be considered as a short-term housework for the parents. If you bring in a few more people... then it will be upgraded to a criminal case!" This is too bad!"

"Hmm? Are you Zhang Xu Zhang's brother?" Yuan Yuzhen realized the crucial point when he heard it, "Why are you still queuing up? Is it not enough for you to cook three meals a day?!"

The young guy seemed to be a sub-female, but he was very carefree, wiped his face, "Don't say it, you sent a lot, but the bosses can eat it..." It's hard to say.

Yuan Yuming silently cooked another pot of fried rice, "Tell them, eat less, you will get angry easily, get acne, constipation, hotness, and..." He paused for a while, his cheeks flushed a little uncomfortable Excuse me.

On the contrary, this aroused many people's curiosity, "What else, please tell me quickly."

"Stir-fried venison, and lamb kidneys, etc., can make you excited!" Yuan Yuxin lowered his head and murmured quickly, "It's really good if you eat too much, pay attention, especially venison Well, I don’t do much venison, because my brother occasionally catches one or two, and no one at home eats it, so I sell it, but I see a few people who buy it very enthusiastically...

If you are single, don't buy it. "

There was silence for a while, and then!

"Little boss, add a stir-fried venison."

"My lord, I want two copies!!!"

"My lord, I want three copies, three copies!!"

"My lord is different, my single dog is useless QAQ"

No one listened to my advice at all!Yuan Yu stared at them angrily, "It's only half a head, two hundred a piece, do you want love!"

"Little boss, this is robbery."

"Even if I rob Lao Tzu, I still have money! Take [-], and it's all covered!"

...Yuan Yuming wiped his face and decided to ignore them, "Hmph, when my brother comes, tell him that you are bullying me."

"Yo yo, little boss is going to sue, little boss, does your brother eat?"

Yuan Yuxin looked at him gloomyly, "What's your number?"

"Ah? No. 67, what's the matter?" He looked blank, not knowing that his own death was coming.

"Cancelled!"

mua...Ebner thinks that the little boss is very talented as an anchor, even if he broadcasts live, it is enough to set up a stall and interact with customers~

"Little boss, you are so cute, does your brother know?"

"I think my little tiger is the cutest~" Yuan Yuxuan hummed cheerfully, "I smoke Cerebellar Axe when I go home at night, and sleep with Cerebellar Axe in my arms~ Cerebellar Axe is soft and obedient, super cute~"

"Wait, little boss, you didn't sleep with your brother?!" Shocked, what shocking secret did they discover? ?

"Hey? I've been sleeping alone or with Cerebellar Axe all the time, why do I sleep with my brother?" The innocent, silly and sweet look on his face made it hard to tell him the reality...

mua... Is he pretending to be stupid or really stupid?Abner was a little tangled.

"He, he is your husband, shouldn't he sleep together?"

"That's it... so we're going to sleep together." Yuan Yuxin was pretending to be a fool, pretending to be vigorous, and playing like a thief.

When others heard what he said, they immediately panicked, "Don't listen to him talking nonsense, you can't sleep, you are still young!" The aunt glared at the person who was sleeping with her before, "Don't listen to them farting! There are a lot of things, when you grow up, you will know when it will come, be good, add a stir-fried lamb kidney for auntie~"

...Auntie is also capable.

Regardless of ability or not, a group of people who have been waiting for a long time finally arrived.

Yuan Ling looked angry, and took the lead to walk in the front, followed by five or six tall male orcs. Judging by their momentum, they knew that they were not easy to provoke.

Abner "I'm sorry! Call the police!"

Originally, no one called the police, so it was useless to report. The incident did not happen, and the police would not care about it in many cases, especially if it was a matter between father and son.It's not good, it's subtle.

But it's different now. Even if Yuan Ling is Yuan Yuming's father, he brought a group of people here to make trouble and seek revenge. The father and son have already gone to court, and even a criminal case is involved. Now everything is very, very delicate.

Wang Yi beside him was smiling all the time, but it just didn't feel like a good thing.

Wang Yi glanced around, and immediately pulled Yuanling, who was furious, and stepped forward instead, "Yuzhen, you haven't been back to see your father and mother for a long time after you got married, so go back and talk to your father today." Let's have a good chat, if there is any misunderstanding, the two fathers and sons can just say no? Why bother making trouble in court so ugly."

The little lawyer from earlier suddenly exploded, and rushed forward to block Yuan Yuming, "Sir, don't talk nonsense, although the client in our firm has a father-son relationship with Yuan Ling by blood, but Mr. Yuan Yuming has Lawyer Zhang submitted an application to sever the relationship between father and son, and the reason was the crime of abuse for more than ten years. I think Mr. Yuan Yuying and everyone have nothing to say, please go back, otherwise, are you trying to provoke trouble? Or is it a threat of kidnapping? ?”

"Hey, what nonsense are you talking about, an outsider? Yuanling just wanted to talk to him about his grandfather's will. Didn't he see him as a child at the beginning, so he, as a father, should keep the money first?" What he said was that he turned black and white for profit, that's how it was, so even though his ability was poor, Yuanling still let him be the vice-captain.

"Then Mr. Yuan Yuming is an adult, are you planning to return more than 2000 million?" The little lawyer sneered, "But I don't think you and your wife have 100 million in their accounts!"

The onlookers gasped, "Where did the more than 2000 million flowers go?"

"Yes, yes, have you checked the account?"

"I heard from my grandpa and checked it," Abner, who was still live, immediately brushed his presence angrily, "His youngest son Guy is now in the fifth grade of elementary school, but he has been studying at Dorothea Academy since he was a child, starting from kindergarten.

My mother told me at the beginning that when their family sent Guy in, they paid more than 200 million in sponsorship fees, and they could study all the way until they graduated from high school.

Damn Julia has been showing off for more than a year, huh, where did this money come from?He, Julia, is from an ordinary family or is full-time, and this Yuanling is the captain of the border patrol. No matter how much extra money he has, both of his sons can go to Dorothea College?Are they still special classes?

This is the case, but the owner of the money went to the cheapest and most common public college. When he was in college, the little guy did well in the exam, but the man refused to let him go, insisting on making money to support his family, saying that he would pay back For them, the salary card was directly held by the woman Julia. "

"Fuck, there are parents like this? It's scary!!"

"Student, haven't you watched Xingbo? It's been a few days ago. Is there anything new about the Abner anchor?" з"∠)_.

"Sold by his father for [-] yuan to a colleague who just came to this planet. The other party has a child. Is it okay to register for marriage without seeing each other?" Abner tried hard to recall the gossip he heard.

"It's okay, is there anything else fresher?"

"Being beaten to the Children's Association at the age of ten?"

"I knew it earlier, you are out of date."

Abner took a deep breath in despair, "As for the tampering of the will, I heard that the people inside joined forces to directly destroy the original document. In the end, lawyer Zhang Xu found the surveillance video from decades ago to enlarge the will..."

"Ah, I know that lawyer, super handsome, super young but very, very powerful!"

"So, anchor, you don't know the inside story, do you?"

Abner felt that today was the saddest day in his live broadcasting career, and glared at everyone, "Yuan Ling's original partner passed away half a year ago, and Julia came to the door. I heard that the two of them hooked up before the original partner died. Does that count? Do?! Count?!!!”

"Let's do the math."

On the other side, Yuan Yuming was still looking at his father, and Yuan Ling felt that his son had changed in just a few months.

No longer timid, no longer cowardly and unwilling to look at him, and even dare to look at him with provocative eyes.

Yes, yes, "You fucking bastard, your wings have grown hard, right! You dare to make trouble, and let your brother not get along in school! If you don't dismiss the case, believe it or not, I will break your leg!"

The little lawyer kept standing in front of Yuan Yuming, "Sir, are you threatening the clients in our firm? Are you also confessing to your crime?"

"Go away, this is just our family's chores!" Yuan Ling strode forward and wanted to push the little lawyer away and drag Yuan Yujin away.

Yuan Yuming just looked at him coldly, still silently frying his lamb's kidneys...

"No. 56, three servings of lamb kidneys."

"Thank you, little boss~" I took it, happily crossing the furious Yuanling.

Yes, it was so calm, so they didn't pay attention to the group of them.

"Smash it on me!" Yuanling's brain was congested with anger, he didn't care about it at all, and he didn't care about the consequences, he just wanted to be happy now.

Yuan Yujin laughed sarcastically, "Humph", "You've always been like this, bullying your own sub-female son, beating and scolding me on weekdays, you're so rich, and you still let me eat three meals a day Not full, hungry. Tell the outside world that I am not good at this or that, but occupying the house and property that clearly belong to me.

Are you still a male male?What a coward!

Because my mothering ability is stronger than yours, I can make more money than you, and I am more brilliant than you. You are silent on the surface, but secretly hate and envy you, and you always say that my mothering is disobedient and shows her face in public. Talk business with others.Heh, you are still a woman, and you still show your face. Do you think you are living in the Stone Age?

All interstellar civilizations have been equalized for tens of thousands of years!Husband.

I'll always remember when my grandpa and mom died and you popped champagne at home and said everything was yours, that bitch deserved to die long ago!

She was quite sad outside, but she danced happily when she came back, and even secretly went out to find prostitutes and brought them home!

I was still young at the time, so I didn’t know what happened and what you did. Looking back now, I really wonder if you used your power to collude with interstellar pirates to kill my grandfather and mother?

To get their inheritance? "

"Fart! You nonsense little bastard, I'll let you see if I'm a coward right now!" Yuan Ling was completely enraged, and he wanted to kill Yuan Yuzhen now, as he meant to threaten him before.

Yes, kill him, as long as he dies, everything is over!

"If I had known that you, a little bastard, dared to sue me, I should have killed you sooner!" Yuan Ling hated himself for being careless, and felt that he had raised a tiger for trouble, so he regretted it.

But it doesn't matter, it's the same if he's dead now!

Male men are strong and strong, and untrained women or subfemale are difficult to resist unless they receive special training.

What's more, Yuanling is a veteran who has been in the army for many years, and everyone present felt that something was wrong, and their hearts thumped, secretly hating why the police didn't come? !

When Yuan Ling rushed towards Yuan Yuming, the people behind him immediately coaxed away those who wanted to come to help, blocked their footsteps, and left room for Yuan Ling to teach Yuan Yuming a lesson.

It was too late to say it, and then it was too late, whether it was the audience in the live broadcast room or the guests around who were blocked and could only watch helplessly, they screamed and saw Yuanling's fierce eyes, and stretched out their hands to pinch Yuanling with a murderous look. When Yuan Yuxin's throat.

The other party directly lifted a pot of hot oil that he had just boiled, and poured it directly, pouring hot oil from the beginning to the end of Yuanling.

The scream was not Yuan Yuming they thought, but Yuan Ling who was aggressively planning to kill his son.

It was just a moment, just a moment, and everything was turned upside down.

Yuanling wailed and rolled on the ground in pain, cursing and screaming.

Seeing this, Wang Yi immediately went to call an ambulance. He also felt a little bit bad in his heart, but he forced himself to reprimand Yuan Yujin angrily, "How could you hit your father so hard?!"

"Fart your mother! This bastard wants to strangle the little boss to death!"

"That's right, I think he is planning to kill him like that!"

But Wang Yi insisted on denying this point, "They are father and son. If Yuan Yuming said such a nasty thing, the father must be angry. He just taught his son a lesson. How could he really hit it hard?"

Abner almost knelt down because of this mouth, and the little lawyer who was pushed to the ground by Yuanling before calmly got up and patted the dust on his body, "Isn't it? Worry about other people's housework." Speaking of this, the little lawyer sneered, "Why does this gentleman bother with other people's housework? In the end, it has nothing to do with you. The matter of Yuan Ling and Yuan Yuying's father and son, we outsiders Just don't meddle, are you right?"

Abner almost knelt down to this Yafe, and almost gave him back everything Wang Yi said earlier!Always pay him back!

Really... Take a deep breath and let it go!

Wang Yi's face turns blue and white, which is very ugly, but he has no other skills, only his mouth is strong, "I am not Yuanling's old colleague for many years, and I know his family quite well, and Yuanling also loves him." What troubled Yuan Yujin was that the father didn't know how to express his love, which caused so many misunderstandings. It's the same sentence, where did the overnight feud between father and son come from? Sit down and have a good talk, and any misunderstandings will disappear. of."

"A love from the Children's Protection Association? Hehe, no one dares to ask for it." Abu Na coolly glanced at the man, his face full of disgust.

Just as Wang Yi was about to open his mouth again, the old aunt on the side shouted angrily, "That's enough, now that the police are here, none of you can run away! You are still soldiers. Look at what you are doing now! A group of old men How embarrassing to come here to bully a sub-female? Are you ashamed?!"

The police arrived late, but they came to do serious business. Yuanling was burned by hot oil and had to be sent to the hospital.

But with the current treatment methods, even a layer of skin can be cured, not to mention... no, this is half-baked.

The others, including Wang Yi who still wanted to defend himself, were all taken into custody. They did nothing. Except for Wang Yi, the others didn't even move their lips.

But when Yuanling made a move, they blocked others from saving them, which is a subtlety.

Detention is necessary, but how to deal with it is to ask the meaning of the higher-ups.

In addition, Yuan Yuzheng is the hot-tempered person, even if it is self-defense, he still has to go to the bureau to make a record.

Yuan Yujin, who worked hard to cook the whole process, found in despair that he had to leave early, "Everyone who has taken the account today, save today's account, and I will make up the QAQ for you tomorrow."

"All right, all right, go get busy. You can't be blamed for this matter. Instead, we have to suppress the surprise for you. It's really a disaster. Such a good child has such a bad father." He shook his head as he spoke. , slowly dispersed.

But the little lawyer stayed with Yuan Yuming all the time, and comforted him, "Don't be afraid, lawyer Zhang will be here soon. I sent him a message before and he was discussing the case with other parties involved in the case. He will rush over here as soon as it is finished." gone."

"I'm really sorry." Yuan Yuming blushed a little, "All of you don't charge me to pay back..." The contract he signed with Zhang Xu before was invalidated because it was turned into a public welfare case in the firm, which made him even more uncomfortable. Excuse me.

"It's okay, it's okay, this is what we should do." The little Ya female blushed and waved her hands again and again, "Let me clean it up for you."

"I'm sorry to trouble you." Yuan Yuming took the time to send a message to Albert, telling him the general situation, and we'll talk about the details when we get back.

Looking at the ground stained by hot oil, the boy sighed, "Hey, it's a good thing Ryan didn't come, but tonight... hey, I didn't make any money."

That pitiful appearance made Abnery's audience want to pay him directly!

Sure enough, Zhang Xu arrived very soon, and even arrived at the police station one step earlier than them. He first got to know the situation with the chief and discussed how to deal with other detainees.

It stands to reason that these few people at least constituted provoking trouble, so it is not a problem to be locked up for a few days.

But the problem is that they are still soldiers, so this has to be reported first.

It's not the police department's responsibility to deal with it, but the military department.

Zhang Xu also knew that, but he was unwilling. He was afraid that the border guards would let him go lightly for the sake of his own face, which he could not accept.

Thinking deeply, Yuan Yuming got out of the police car together with the young lawyer in his firm. Zhang Xu was finally relieved when he saw that he was completely unharmed, and raised his mirror frame, "Come here."

"Yeah." Yuan Yujin was overwhelmed by the aura of I am your elder, I am your elder brother, I am your... father, and obediently rubbed over him, "I'm fine, Brother Zhang."

Fortunately, nothing happened, otherwise he would have skinned that old bastard!

Zhang Xu's height of 1.9 meters is enough for Yuan Yuxin who is about 1.7 meters tall.

Sighing slightly, "Don't be brave. In the future, if you encounter this kind of situation, call the police first, and then come to me." Albert, who has not appeared until now, has been left out of the game by Zhang Xu.

He is a short-sighted and picky person, he doesn't care about many things, and even less can touch the softest side of his heart.

The child's mother is the only one... so seeing Yuan Yuxin will inevitably affect the memories of that year.

The rest of the transcripts were accompanied by Zhang Xu. When they came out of the police station, they happened to meet the scene where the people who were brought back to the police station were handed over to the border guards.

Zhang Yi had a provocative look on his face, but his mouth was still cheap, "Child, I will tell you as an elder, everything is going well with family, and you will not let your father go, and innocent people like us will be implicated, hey, the future will be so bad." You will be punished."

"It's too early to say about retribution, but..." Zhang Xu's face was frosty, "It's hard to say whether you are innocent or not." As he spoke, he turned to the few in military uniforms who had handled the handover. The humanity of the post said, "For your army, in broad daylight, several male men bullied a young female who has just grown up and has no power to restrain the chicken. I hope that your army can be fair and just before the public opinion spreads. In order to restore the seriousness of military discipline, so as not to let them, ordinary people who are mixed with mouse shit, think that your army is a bunch of scumbags who only know how to bully little girls!"

Those few people were just doing routine work, and they went through the scene by the way.Although I can't understand what Yuanling and Wang Yi have done, everyone is ugly when they come to this point, and they are still a little angry when they come.

But now that he was threatened, he really didn't dare to say any more nonsense, his face was livid, and those people nodded slightly, "I will convey it." After speaking, he felt ashamed and pushed the person into the car to leave in a hurry.

On the other side, when Albert got the news, his face was livid, and his eyes were full of anger.