The Adventures of Momonga [Interstellar]

"Mua, our general didn't marry a daughter-in-law, but raised a squeamish little female~ This is basically raising a son!!"

"The wronged little flying squirrel is really super cute~ No wonder our general likes him so much, if it were me orz, a girl like me would pamper him well..."

"Before I told my mother that I wanted to raise a little mouse, I was beaten. Now my mother screamed with her heart in her hands and said that she would go to the pet store to buy a little mouse for me to raise. Orz thank you little king."

"The three members of this family are very harmonious, and Tang Bingyan doesn't know what to mess around with."

"It seems that since Albert returned to the main star, she has become very strange. In the past, I always thought that although she was not born very high, she had a good education, a good personality, and a beautiful appearance. She is considered to be the one with high overall quality. Kind of thing, now look at mua~ Either someone behind her forced her to do this, or regret and jealousy made this woman crazy."

"Who knows, anyway, I don't want anyone to bother this family of three anymore. Comparing my heart, who wants to live a good life on their own, the ex-wife often comes to harass. Look, how well Laian was raised by Yuan Yuxin? In the past, this kid I have always felt too impetuous, bluffing, saying that I am the heir of General Albert, and I have lost the general's face!

How good is it now?When he spoke just now, his demeanor was like that of a little General Albert, very reliable. "

"I also think that this alone is obviously a very qualified parent. The previous bill, tsk tsk, my mother would have to hesitate."

"Hey, I heard someone say that it's not that Yuan Yujin can't give birth, but he doesn't want to give birth..."

"There's a lot of nonsense upstairs. Whether you want it or not is your own business. Now that there is Ryan, whether you want it or not may be because you are concerned about the child. I really admire it when I say it from the bottom of my heart. After all, most people can't do it." That's it."

Originally, he wanted to secretly sow dissension, but it was unsuccessful.

It doesn't matter if Tang Bingyan receives the news, after all, after what happened just now, Yuan Yuzhen is now in the limelight, how can gossip be suppressed?

Sighing, she looked at Albert in the video, watched him play with him in order to coax the little mouse into a beast, and watched her biological son get close and maintain without any hesitation.

Tang Bingyan knew that she regretted it, and also made a wrong move.

"I really lost my mind and went crazy at the beginning." The sobbing man cried and laughed, "I really deserve what I am doing now!" Can she make her confess, repent?

No, Tang Bingyan can't do it.She was annoyed and regretted, and what she regretted was that she had failed in this investment and had a bad vision, not because she felt that she had done something wrong.

After Albert and Ryan got into the car, Yuan Yuming buried himself directly in Ryan's soft belly, which had a lot of soft hair and soft flesh.

Relying on his small animal shape, Yuan Yujin buried it directly, and fell asleep not long after.

Albert pitifully rubbed the little head that was exposed, it was still for breathing, otherwise the little guy would want to bury himself without revealing it at all.

This feeling of being surrounded makes Yuan Yuxin feel very safe. He was frightened just now, but now his whole body is wrapped in soft things, and he makes a sound of "hululu~" and "hululu~" comfortably.

Albert looked at his son enviously. At this moment, he was really hypocritically annoyed.

Why am I hairless? !Otherwise, which round will get this little animal!

"Dad, uncle is so cute." Buried in his stomach, Lai An was rolled up, so he wrapped Yuan Yuxin very tightly.

But the little flying squirrel hidden in his belly didn't feel any discomfort, instead he stepped on his belly with his little paws~ This was so cute that Ryan wanted to lick it hard to enjoy himself.

But no, because his own father was staring at him, so Leian didn't dare to act rashly...

Yuan Yujin, who was tortured half of his life by animal nature, woke up at dawn the next day.

Rubbing his eyes, he sat up aggrieved and depressed.

Albert woke up keenly at the first time, without saying much, leaned over and kissed his body, the fluffy and soft feeling made him feel much happier.

"Annoying." The little paw pushed away.

Unfortunately, Albert just wanted to suck this little flying squirrel.

The sucked little flying squirrel finally understood Ryan's pain... From now on, uncle sucks you twice less.

"Yesterday, I was ashamed to death." Hey, I lost my face and changed back into a human form.

Albert grinned.

Yuan Yujin was so angry that he scratched his hair, and Albert immediately avoided it, "You grabbed two handfuls of hair yesterday." This bad thing just got stuck with his hair.

"Who told you not to protect me?!" Thinking about it makes me angry, "It is agreed that I will never be discovered by hiding in your hat, otherwise I will hide somewhere else. You just said that it is on the head , on the head, there is also a lot of space, I believe in your evil!" Obviously the pocket is more suitable!

Or simply let Ryan carry a small backpack, he hides in it, the space is bigger, and he can eat more.

Albert just didn't agree, he grabbed him on the head and put his hat on.

Yuan Yuming has no right to resist at all, hmph, it's all his fault!It was his fault!

"Wait, let's go to the military headquarters, together." He said sucking the soft belly of Little Momonga, and raised his slightly hoarse voice in the early morning, "Huh?" Answer.

While talking, Yuan Yuming wanted to stick with Albert, but after what happened yesterday, he will never go out again!At least for these three days.

But just as he was about to refuse, Little Momonga's weak and tiny...brother was pinched...and the vile man looked at him threateningly, as if he would crush him if he disagreed...

Yuan Yuxuan was shocked, "Why are you so shameless?"

"You just have to tell me if you want to go or not." Albert also played a little bit about the little flying mouse.

Generally speaking, if you want to find it, you have to poke the fluff. Albert has good eyesight, otherwise he might not be able to find it.

..."Albert." Momonga was calm and calm.

"Huh?" The big poisonous python was cold and ruthless.

"I want to divorce you!" She smacked his face with a paw, turned around and ran away.

bomb?When I played it, I let go, and if I still don’t escape at this time, when will I escape?

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General Albert v: Early in the morning, successfully angered the little lady. [Daily task 1: √]

"Please, tell me your account is stolen qaq it's not real qaq"

"Our general went from a straight man of steel to a qaq who can spread dog food. I don't want to live anymore."

"I haven't eaten breakfast yet, so I don't want dog food."

"There are still daily tasks??!!! The general is quite... fashionable? Is this fashionable?"

"I always feel that the general is someone who doesn't know how to play games and jokes. It was true in the past, but it is not like this at all after marrying Yuan Yuming orz."

"Now the general's wife has brought out all the hidden attributes of our general. This is undoubtedly true love."

"It's sweet and choking, and it barked like a dog."

This matter is endless, and Albert seems to be focusing on his son and daughter's personal relationship, and he is less enthusiastic about official duties than he used to be.

Half an hour later, Albert's Xingbo account was updated again.

A little flying squirrel was tied up in front of a small dining table, which was full of delicate and delicious food.

General Albert v: Caught a bad child who refused to eat well, and criticized the education. The other party knew the mistake, and knew that knowing the mistake can make a big difference, and at the same time said that he would eat well.

"Keep it down, you have to untie your little wife before you say this."

"It feels like the general is having fun every day orz."

"Serious calculations, the general is only in his thirties now? To us who can live to be three hundred years old, he is really just a child. In the past, this person was too big, so he had to be strict with himself and demanded that he be serious He treats all things in a serious manner, and now with Yuan Yuming, it seems that he has released the world at once."

National kitten cat winner-Lian v: It can be pulled down, my father's natural release is to take my uncle to wander the universe and become an interstellar pirate Reply: "Seriously calculate, the general is only in his thirties now ? To us who can live to be three hundred years old, we are really just children..."

"What did the cat say? Said that our general dreams of becoming an interstellar pirate??? [A face of question mark.jpg]"

"Although many male orcs had this dream when they were young, I really didn't expect our general to have this dream orz, and I was full of emotions for a while."

"At the press conference yesterday, General Albert said that he would return to Planet Ruert, and even leave the empire, and he would not just chase his dreams..."

"Fuck, before we fought against Bartholomew's higher civilization, many people analyzed that this was just the beginning of a war hundreds of years ago. The development of our empire is not as good as it used to be, but luckily we have three 3s powerhouses , but barely able to fight, one 3s is gone, are the other two 3s still far away?"

"What? There are three 3s? Where? Why don't I know? Brother throw me a link!"

"Big brother, this news was blown up last night. The other two are from the inspection team. The medical examination report was released yesterday. I can only say that it's fucking awesome..."

"But it's very subtle. When I first came out, I said that the beast core needs to rest after the spiritual power is improved, and I applied for a suspension from work to recuperate."

"The general also said yesterday that he would go back to Planet Ruert..."

"What evil did the Orc Empire do orz? Yesterday a post explaining the cause and effect analysis was deleted. I heard that everyone who posted the post was detained. Tsk tsk, take jujube pills."

"I'm afraid the upstairs wants to have the water meter checked, [I don't believe you didn't save.jpg]"

"Upstairs, good people live a safe life."

"Upstairs and upstairs, a good person will live a safe life."

"Upstairs, up, up, good people live a safe life."

National Kitten Winner-Lian v: [Follow-up.rm]

Yuan Yuming was tied to a special small chair and was fed mouthful by Albert, which was quite interesting, and it would be more interesting if he was untied.

Usually Yuan Yujin is picky eater, but now he still has the right to be picky eaters? ?

After dinner, he was forced to drink a glass of milk.

In the end, Major General Albert took out his handkerchief and wiped his mouth, "Wait and go to the military headquarters with me, you know? Be obedient today."

"I'm afraid you've lost your courage." How could Yuan Yuxin give in so easily?

Grinding his teeth, he is ready to pounce on it anytime and anywhere just to take a bite.

Albert touched his chin and considered, "How about I tie a collar for you."

"Understand the Asian Female Association." The little flying squirrel Keke sneered, "You have committed the crime of illegal imprisonment and coercion, General Albert, are you planning to break the law knowingly?"

Albert leaned over and sucked the mortal little flying mouse.

"release!"

Bow and suck.

"Let go of me!!!"

Bow your head and continue to suck.

"You have the guts to let go of me first!!!"

Suck, suck, it's you who sucks!

... "Lyan, call the police."

"Smoking rats is not illegal." Albert explained his crime solemnly.

"But you are breaking the law if you are tied up and smoke rats!" Yuan Yuxin was about to explode.

"Animal protection law?" Albert clicked his tongue twice, although he was unwilling, but he really took the pill after forcing him here.

"..." Yuan Yu looked at him with dead fish eyes.

Ryan translated for his father while eating breakfast, "Uncle thought to himself, why did I marry you blindly? You should get divorced earlier too! I want to take Ryan out! I don’t want you anymore!! Give me the hell out of here!”

Ryan imitated Yuan Yumin's tone when he yelled at his father, but Albert felt nothing but itchy hands.

He was reluctant to kill this little flying squirrel, but for this rough-skinned and thick-skinned son, Albert said that he didn't feel bad at all when he fought!

Yuan Yuzhen watched coldly for a long time, but his body was moving back and forth.

The little mouse's body was very soft, and Albert was not tied tightly, twisting and turning, he escaped in a daze!

The hearts of the onlookers all raised it for him, fearing that Albert would look back halfway, and the little flying squirrel would be uneasy on the way to escape.

But those with bad intentions also hope that the little flying mouse will be caught by Albert when it is struggling!This is a good show~

But none of that happened. After Yuan Yumin escaped, he pointed at Albert angrily with one hand on his hips, "Master, I'm going to take revenge on you now!"

It looks like a ball, it's so cute! ! !

Silver and white, a ball said to take revenge on his majestic general.

Does he think he is a big discount commodity?hehe!

Albert frowned, "Then why are you here? If I'm afraid of you, the child will have your surname from now on!"

As long as Yuan Yuzhen is willing to give birth!It doesn't matter who's last name.

What's more, it would be best for the tragedy of Michael's family to end in his generation, but it's a pity that he gave birth to a fool before he figured it out.

Ryan didn't quite understand that he had a good time with his uncle, why did he dislike him again?Think he's an eyesore?Hey... I think he's an eyesore, but they're working hard to give me a younger brother, and a younger sister too, let's give birth to one.

Having disliked him for so many years without a single baby, Ryan felt that he even disliked his father!

Ryan, who was trying to get angry, stuffed food into his mouth. It was true that he choked on eating these early in the morning, but he couldn't help it. The male orc didn't feel full all day long.

Today is the dry food brought from the planet Ruert. A cupboard filled by his uncle is now two-thirds empty. This is because there is still his nanny on the planet Ruert, otherwise he and his Before Dad left, he removed the things in the cabinet so that there was no grass.

On this side, Ryan is still immersed in his own thoughts, and on the other side, Albert has already made love with Yuan Yuming!

Yes, it's done!

Relying on his dexterity but being difficult to catch, the little mouse jumped up and down, while Albert held the cup and buckled it!

It's a pity that Yuan Yuming escaped one by one, and in the end, Yuan Yuming accidentally let Yuan Yuming climb up from behind and hit his head straight!

"Ah! I'm going to the military headquarters for a meeting!" Albert screamed, because the little mouse "sighed" and landed directly on Albert's head, with two small paws, one big and Pinch, ruthlessly pull out!

"Don't you think it's too late to say this now? My dear?" Little Momonga answered him sweetly, and then, "One, two, three, four, five, let's go!"

...Looking at the five hairs falling from the top of his head, the young general couldn't help shaking.

"That's the price you paid for sticking me in a hat yesterday morning," and then, "One, two, three, four, five, let's go!"

"This is the price you paid for not stopping others from scaring me!"

"One two three four five!"

"This is the price you paid for taking the lead and letting others arrest me!"

"If you think about it, you can't be reconciled. Let's do it again, one, two, three, four, five!"

"Then I didn't coax me in time yesterday, one, two, three, four, five!"

"Coax me to sleep without feeding me dinner? It's too much, one, two, three, four, five, six!"

"Uncle, why six?" Ryan asked curiously with his head raised, puzzled.

"Because eating is very important, kid." Before the words finished, another five sticks floated down, "This is the price your father paid for sucking me for more than an hour early in the morning."

"Is five enough?" Ryan continued to ask while eating breakfast.

"How is it possible? It's definitely not enough!" After finishing speaking, he grabbed a bunch of them cruelly, "This is enough!"

Albert suddenly attacked and grabbed the flying squirrel on the head!

It's a pity that the little flying mouse is pulling his hair tightly!Just don't let go, "You send it first!"

"Let go first!!"

"Believe it or not, I'll grab it again!" Grab it with both hands!Both hands are tight!This was a very, very famous sentence at that time.

"Hiss, little mouse, are you going to be overwhelmed?" Albert was in so much pain that he always felt that his bald days were not far away.

"Yeah~ Yes, yes, you beat me to death~" He said and gnawed on Albert's finger, sneakily licking it with his small tongue.

Albert was taken aback for a moment, and wanted to look up to see if the little mouse meant what he thought with some uncertainty.

Unfortunately, in the top of the head, I can't see...

"Yuan Yuming..." Albert felt a little complicated.

"Huh?" Hehehe~

"Don't you have to worry and worry all day without hair? So let them go..." We still made up.

"Let go first, and we'll talk later." Yuan Yuzhen was not so easy to fool.

Albert sent you to open your hands, and the little flying squirrel lay on his head and poked its head out, "Although I regret that if I don't have hair, the nest will not be warm, and I also regret that it doesn't look good without hair, But! You bully me every time because of my animal shape! If I don’t pull out your hair, I will be bullied to death by you?!” After speaking, he grabbed two handfuls of hair, hit him on the face, then turned around and ran away.

Albert covered his head and gasped in pain, "Yuan Yuming, I won't pluck your mouse skin today, Lean is your surname!" After saying that, he chased him out.

Ryan gave himself another bowl of rice with a blank expression, "Huh? Why is it related to me again?" After speaking, he shrugged, "It's better to eat well."

Eat, eat, eat is the most important thing, a meal is worth six hairs of his dad.

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"So the old house of the Michael family is so lively every day?"

"I just want to know that the general's lack of hair last time was also the work of this little mouse?"

"Oh, I heard the news from the inspection team that Yuan Yuming, who was provoked by General Albert, went crazy. It seems that he didn't come back when he went out to experience the agreed time. The sons are back, and the father is not back..."

"Oh, don't blame the little mouse..."

"It's really lively~ It seems quite happy to be like this every day."

"Suck a little mouse for an hour? Not in human form? It's not my fault that Yuan Yuzhen is angry, and I would be angry if you want me to. You are obsessed with my animal form and ignore my human form!"

"So, I want to know who did Ryan end up with?"

There is no conclusion yet on this matter, and there are news reports.

General Albert arrived at the military headquarters to resign, and in that huge photo, it was a young and promising General Albert, dressed in a military uniform and holding a fur ball in his hand...

The editor who published the report was pretty bad, and there was a small sentence next to it: "Fuck him! Fuck him hard!"

The drowsy little flying squirrel has no love in life, and he doesn't even have the strength to get angry, and the aggrieved look makes people feel distressed.

If I hadn't gone back and watched the scene of the little flying squirrel viciously crawling on someone's head and pulling hair...

Coincidentally, Crowe and Nassar are also here today to go on vacation. In fact, they are still members of the inspection team. Before they were not ordered at all, they were reluctantly included in the list of the front line by Tsurugaki Kyu, but the front line is all their own people. I knew very well that the people from this team never came.

Relying on the second team as a cover, although it didn't pass through.

But now troublesome things have come, the superiors are not willing to let him go, even if He Yuanjiu approves it?

No, you are considered members of the military department, and you have to wait for the military department's approval.

Crowe asked, how long will it take?

The other party asked them to wait for half a month.

Crowe and Nassar laughed angrily, Tsurugaki also shook his head with a smile, "So they are stupid."

Now Crowe and Nassar are still members of the little inspection team in the past?Let them decide?

In fact, it was not the case at the beginning. There were not many 2s powerhouses, but they followed Heyuan Jiu, and it was fine to have Heyuan Jiu stand in front of them.

These people are so stupid that they are all 3s powerhouses, they haven't taken it seriously yet, they think 3s is a vegetarian?

If it wasn't terrible, how could Bartholomew's advanced civilization be beaten and fled by Albert?

But after all, they are courtiers, and they are still dealing with them patiently. Today, if they are still as good as dogs, Crowe and Nassar will not bother to play with them.