The Adventures of Momonga [Interstellar]

The end of the year is approaching, and the hottest videos on Starblog are also voted out. Among the 25 videos with the highest traffic and click rate, there are [-] related to the Albert family. With a population of [-] million Here, it is really a terrifying ratio.

But to Yuan Yuming's own expectation, it wasn't the heartwarming video that was selected in the top three, but the small video that Qiao Shuya took time to post from time to time.

That day, Joshua first posted a photo of Lean, who had just entered Dorothea Kindergarten. The small and exquisite cerebellar axe had not shed its lanugo hair yet, and was happily and proudly holding a small silver-white little glutinous rice in its mouth. Flying Squirrel, and that little Flying Squirrel looked unlovable, and was held by him motionlessly, without any resistance.

Joshua asked: Guess what happened next?

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"Maybe he was beaten."

"It must have been beaten."

"Absolutely beaten!"

"Cerebellar Ax and Little Mouse, this CP is so cute!"

"If his own father saw it, wouldn't he want to break his leg? This is my mouse!!"

"It must be stealing the little mouse behind the back of the general!"

After half an hour, Qiao Shuya announced the answer and sent a short video.

In the video, the little tiger is holding a little flying squirrel in its mouth, and its four little paws are walking cheerfully, high-spirited, and its little head is raised high.

Yuan Yuming, who was caught by him, sighed, and sighed again, "Your father knew that you would be beaten to death."

Cerebellar Ax held the mouse he had finally caught in his mouth, reluctant to let go, and said vaguely: "It's okay, I asked Uncle Wendit, my dad won't be back until afternoon~"

So, this has been planned for a long time.

But when the camera zoomed back, Albert stared at the fearless tiger cub gloomily at the entrance.

Untie the tie, immediately the animal shape.

Ryan moved his fluffy ears. He seemed to hear a strange sound and turned his head...

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" he let out a scream.

Little Flying Squirrel was "chirped" and thrown to the ground, and then turned to see the huge poisonous python behind him, slowly, slowly sliding towards them.

The two emerald eyes stared eerily at his son's butt, spit out the snake letter, and made a threatening "hiss hiss".

The frightened little flying squirrel also screamed "ahhhhhhhh".

Then Ma Liu rode on the little tiger's head by himself, "Drive!!" He grabbed both ears and shouted.

The little tiger immediately let go of his legs and ran, screaming "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" while running.

Seeing that the two were fleeing, the giant python behind him roared "Hiss!" and swam away faster.

The two little ones running away screamed even louder, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Let go of a fur ball!It's actually quite cute_(:з」∠)_.

"Uncle, ah, loose your paws, loose your paws! Ears, your ears are going to be ripped off by you!" qaq

The little tiger who was crying and shouting was almost desperate for what happened to him, why is he so cheap?Do you have to pick up his father's mouse? ? ?

"If you don't catch it, I'll fall!!" Flying Squirrel turned to look at the approaching giant python, trembling in fright, "Quick, hurry up, your dad is going to catch up qaq"

"Dad qaq, I don't dare to take your mouse anymore..." Spare me, buzzing.

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"Stole your father's mouse and still want to live? 23333"

"I'm dying of laughter, Ryan's kitten is about to cry."

"Hahaha, that little flying squirrel was originally unwilling to be held in its mouth, but when he saw the giant python, he shuddered and climbed onto Ryan's head. The speed and self-consciousness made me laugh so hard. gone."

"It's so fun, Albert is indeed the real overlord of the family!"

"The upstairs is right, it is the overlord who needs to hand over his private money~"

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As soon as this video appeared on the stage, it suddenly rose to the top of the list of the top [-] videos, and even quickly broke into the top ten, and finally fell firmly to the second place.

The crying Cerebellar Ax has become an emoticon pack, forming a team with his uncle~

Yuan Yuming didn't mind seeing it, and instead gave him a thumbs up~ so much so that he was called a big heart.

But most people think that their general has a lot of status in the family.

The last few items are definitely not true, the general is the real boss at home!

Yuan Yuming looked at it and sneered, and decided to go off in person to let them learn the lesson, who is the boss of the family!

So I personally posted a video: [The huge gemstones at home need to be panned frequently.rm]

There was nothing in it, except that Albert was working hard in the office, while Little Momonga was carrying a water bottle on his back and a towel on his shoulder.

Cleverly climbed onto the desk without disturbing Albert who was working hard.

He took off the hat he was wearing, and there was not a single hair growing on his bare head.

Little Flying Squirrel actually poured water on his head, and Albert was taken aback by the water, but he continued to work without raising his temper.

After pouring the water, Momonga took the towel from his shoulders, rubbed it against his smooth head, rubbed it again, and then waxed it.

Leng took care of the head so that it was shiny and reflective. After all this was done, Little Momonga touched his chin and nodded in satisfaction, and finally did not forget to give the camera a thumbs-up.

After Yuan Yuxin posted on the front foot, before he had time to be proud, Albert sent another video on the back foot.

Immediately after the content, the smug little flying squirrel is still thumbing up to the camera. Albert's paws seem to reach out, grab it, and throw it into the glass with the backhand, and buckle it upside down!

There is also a book on it, so that the little flying squirrel in the glass can't escape!He also took out a miniature laser from the drawer, and carefully opened a small opening on the top of the glass to facilitate the flow of air, so as not to suffocate the little guy.

Then he continued to work, and every now and then he would ravage the captives in the glass in the name of airing it.

This made the little flying squirrel stick its whole face and its soft belly on the glass in annoyance, making faces at Albert.

But Albert didn't care at all, he just did what he had to do.

Sometimes he secretly put his finger in and poked the little flying squirrel to play with. The angry little flying mouse sat on his finger with its back turned to Albert, ignoring anyone.

But it was this little virtue that made Albert couldn't help but put down the official document, lifted the glass seriously, and used his fingers to flesh out the soft and fat buttocks.

The little flying squirrel who was locked in the glass was so angry that he was about to bite, but he was held back by Albert, who was quick-sighted and quick-handed. He put it in the palm of his hand and found a cage from the drawer!

Yes, there is actually a cage for little mice in his majestic general's office!

Either it’s been planned for a long time, or it’s just _(:з」∠)_.

Throwing the dazed little mouse into the cage, he picked up the official document and went out, "Wait for me obediently here."

The angry little Momonga gave him a middle finger.

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"I'll just say it! The general is the biggest in the family!"

"This family listens to the general!"

"This is a real man!! Let his little wife not be able to climb on his head!"

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It's a pity that within a few minutes of this popularity, Wendt's account also posted a video.

Colonel Wendt v: [following the truth.rm]

Immediately above the video, the flying squirrel is sitting in a cage with a thick blanket inside, lying on the booth and playing games, with potato chips, nuts, milk tea, toffee and so on.

Yuan Yujin hiccupped while eating, and Albert was late.

Looking at the little flying squirrel with a bulging belly, Albert had been busy for a long time, feeling a little unbalanced, picked up his milk tea and drank it all!He didn't leave a sip for him, and poured nuts and potato chips into his mouth after drinking.

After eating, he arrogantly squeezed the packaging bag into a ball, threw it into the trash can in front of the stunned little Momonga, and even made a "hum".

Simply, simply unbearable!

Little Momonga's angry Guludu got up, brushed the hair on his two arms, grabbed the railing of the cage, and opened his mouth to bite!

Albert also laughed at him "hehe", "Your little girl can bite the railing? Are you afraid of breaking your teeth?"

Before the voice finished speaking, there was a "click" sound, the sound of the railing breaking, and there was a strange silence in the office.

I saw the little flying squirrel throwing away the railing in its hand and looking at him gloomyly.

Albert just wanted to reach out to grab it, but the little flying squirrel grabbed his arm one step ahead of him and ran towards Albert's arm!

Skillfully climbed up on the shoulder and slapped the hat with a paw, and planned to stare at it! !

"Huh~" slid down...

Albert turned his head to look at the little flying squirrel that was slumped on the ground like a pool of glutinous rice liquid, folded his chest and sneered, "I'll ask you, do you deserve it?" .

Albert's smooth and shiny head was oiled and waxed by this little flying squirrel, and the hair on his head was plucked by this little flying squirrel.

Now that Guludu is sliding down, isn't it the reincarnation of heaven?karma?Let's see who the sky bypasses~

The angry little flying squirrel showed his little paws, and crawled directly into Albert's trouser legs as fast as lightning!

And then... the following pictures are all mosaiced.

But the sound is still there...

They heard a strange sound...

It should be quite painful, because the next second their young general was begging for mercy, "You are the king, you are the king!! Let go! Let go!"

"Speak up if you have something to say! If you have something to say, speak up!!"

"I was wrong this time, I, I was wrong!!"

But I always feel that their general is quite...ua~ very exciting?

The video stopped abruptly within two seconds, leaving people with endless reverie.

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"Huh~~"

"Huh~~"

"Huh~~"

"Huh~~"

"Huh~~"

"Huh~~"

"It's quite exciting~"

"I really know how to play..."

"so..."

"The little mouse is the real king?"

"Huh~~"

"Huh~~"

"Huh~~"

"Huh~~"

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Wendt's Xingbo was quickly transferred by the couple respectively.

General Albert v: Still free? //Colonel Wendt v: [following the truth.rm]

Little Flying Squirrel Yuan Yuxin v: Double the training when you are free, I mean the two of you. //General Albert v: Still free? //Colonel Wendt v: [following the truth.rm]

After posting, Albert felt something was wrong, and glanced at Wendit, who was ashamed and regretted why he was so cheap.

"That little guy must have come here now." Knowing his little wife too well, Albert immediately stood up, "I'll retreat first, and you will stand up later."

"Hmm?" Wendit was taken aback, "Damn, boss, didn't you provoke this?"

But Albert ran fast, without any sign of stopping, "You've also added bricks and tiles." So, bear the blame yourself.

Wendt gritted her teeth angrily at Albert, who had no siblings, but packed up her things and ran outside.

It's a pity that he was caught by the inspection team and escorted to their little gentleman to wait for orders.

Yuan Yuming looked at the fox in front of him, and shook his head while turning around him, "tsk tsk tsk" non-stop.

The fox whose limbs were bound didn't bother to struggle, and lay flat, letting you be blown by wind and rain, and I was unmoved.

"Master, I happen to be short of fur in autumn." He squatted down and pinched the fox's ears, "Everyone, how about this one?"

"No matter how long the fur grows, the fur in late autumn is the best." Crowe squatted down and turned the fox over, touched its belly twice, "It needs to be fatter."

Wendit glanced at him, "My name is just right." I don't know how to appreciate it, he is called a well-proportioned body, and there are few people in the entire army who are as well-proportioned as him.

Not to mention the little girl, the little girl, there are quite a few male orcs who like him.

Hehe, he is not proud, he is perfect~

"Lin Rui, shave him like a VIP." Yuan Yuxin snorted and waved.

Lin Rui came on stage with a razor and a smile, "I'll leave you with a scarf for the excess hair." Perfect~

As for the certain snake that escaped first?

Yuan Yuming looked at a team of these people who had been training for more than eight months and were about to leave. It was time to check and accept the results.

So in the next half month, from the first team against Albert, to the first team against Albert's pro-guards, and finally the two sides fought.

Yuan Yuming calculated the growth of both sides, the more satisfied he was with the first team.

Ryan's course ended, and the manager of the fighting arena even conducted a careful examination for the parents, Yuan Yuxin and Albert, to accept it. The data report alone is meaningless.

They can send their children here, not just for the sake of vanity.

Ryan's courses in the past few months have been arranged well. It seems that Galsworthy is a mixed bag, but there are also capable people in it.

As long as Yuan Yuming gives money, someone will be willing to teach.

Coupled with the mental method taught by Yuan Yuming and external skills, combining several aspects, Yuan Yuming is very satisfied with Laian's growth.

Since Albert came back, Yuan Yumin appropriately reduced the number of courses, and let Albert, as a father, take Ryan to appreciate Galsworthy. Don't understand that life is difficult.

In many cases, people don't necessarily really want to become bad, but they have to.

And some people are born bad, smart and vicious, and good at disguising.

Ryan needs to know how to distinguish, and even more so to know how to use people.

Now that Albert has been stereotyped, Yuan Yuming won't be picky anymore, but Ryan must be disciplined and taught well.

Albert can help or intervene in this little guy's education, but he cannot take the lead.

Joshua will teach the little guy the truth, goodness and beauty of this world, etiquette and elegance, etc., and everything that nobles say they have.

But Yuan Yuming will not let people with high positions and weights in the future, only know this.

So, this time, Galsworthy went all the way to bring Ryan with him.

Even if they are going to the main star soon, Ryan will go with them this time.

The little tiger has grown up quite a bit. He can distinguish right from wrong, has his own judgment, and is upright, yet cunning.

Yuan Yuming didn't know if he would have a child, and he didn't even know if he could accept having a child by himself.

But to Laian, Yuan Yumin regards him as his own, wholeheartedly and with a clear conscience.

The s-class cub, the adult who turned over s-, was out of breath and suffered serious injuries.

Yuan Yuxin felt distressed but also very satisfied. The child has grown up and he has done his best.

Holding the little tiger who was acting like a baby in his arms, Yuan Yuxin's heart softened.

He bowed his head and kissed between his eyebrows, this is his child, his baby.

It was not easy for Albert to spare three months to spend carefree with Yuan Yuming.

On the way home, Albert will reveal that he received Yuan Yuming who defected to him halfway, and brought them back to the main star together.

There is no operation that violates the regulations or does not violate the regulations. Perhaps Albert in the past would never do this.

But now he no longer takes the current empire seriously, and even wants to express his dissatisfaction with the empire and his distrust of the imperial family.

Just after He Yuanjiu showed him to return to the voyage together, Albert and the others had to leave, and while teaching Crockett a little bit, let him help continue to investigate the human trafficking.

When Yuan Yuzhen was collecting evidence not long ago, he had already recorded the scene of human trafficking, which was really shocking.

When necessary, these are one of the evidences to overthrow the royal family.

It's true that the son of the current monarch did it, but isn't the son responsible for the mistakes he made?

He didn't teach his son well, he didn't distinguish between right and wrong, and he didn't even abide by the laws of his own empire.

Yuan Yuming can lead Albert to stand at the highest point to accuse them of their inhumanity, even if they are properly prepared, the repercussions they can arouse will surely set off a corner of the giant mountain.

And Li Yintong followed them quietly all the time, Yuan Yuming didn't let her be nothing, only told her that if she felt something important, she had to tell them, and the rest was free.

He also gave Li Yintong a beautiful ribbon with mysterious patterns on it, to help her cover her eyes and tie it behind her head, "I put a little herbal medicine in it to make your eyes feel better."

Li Yintong, whose vision was already very blurred, had to accept this situation, and she prayed in her heart that all this was just an excess and everything would be fine.

After preparing everything, a team headed home with Albert and others amidst the heavy load.

Their final decision still needs to go back and talk to captain Tsurugaki Jiu before making the final decision.

Yuan Yuming will not object, and has repeatedly stated that he doesn't mind how he chooses in the future.

But the girl Li Yintong had told him the night before that the Pluto star of the first team had already fainted, and another star that she didn't understand now began to flicker.

Yuan Yuming asked her, "Then do you think this is a good thing or a bad thing?"

Li Yintong tilted her head, the ribbon covered her eyes, but it seemed to have opened her heavenly eye, allowing Li Yintong to see more clearly and understand the world better, "Good thing."

Yuan Yujin smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and got up to say goodbye.

Everything is under control.Except that Albert, the leader of this organization, is still not motivated, everything is developing on the positive side.

"He's like a cow that refuses to walk," Yuan Yuxuan muttered dissatisfiedly, "He won't move forward unless I whip the whip behind him."

"Baby, what are you talking about?" As if he couldn't hear?Albert cut a dumpling along the way.

Yuan Yujin glanced at him, and pushed away disgustedly, "After returning to the main star, we will cut the mess quickly, don't delay, I will go back with you, if there is an emergency, your son and wife will have to finish together."

"Understood." He lowered his head and begged for a kiss, and Albert also knew Yuan Yuming's dissatisfaction with this.

But... the last accident made the flame in his heart extinguished, and it couldn't be ignited no matter what.

"From now on, this empire will be yours. Do you want to take care of your property?" Yuan Yuxin persuaded patiently and slowly.

Albert didn't know whether he listened or not, so he dragged him to kiss him non-stop.

Yuan Yuming had no choice but to let him go with a sigh, since he was here anyway.

"You give birth to me." Albert held the boy in his arms, his expression a little excited.

Yuan Yuming was a little surprised, Albert had never asked him anything, let alone this kind.

"Lian doesn't mind, but that kid has been looking forward to having a younger brother and sister for a long time." Stroking Yuan Yuxin's abdomen, he naturally knew why this little Asian female didn't want to have children.

It's not that he doesn't want children, it's just that he doesn't want the process of giving birth.

Comparing his heart to his heart, Albert felt that if he was reincarnated with his memory, he might not be able to accept it.

However, he loves this young man, and he refuses to let go of his love. Even he is afraid that Yuan Yuming will leave and disappear after everything is over.

He came too mysterious, too incredible.

This can't even be explained by science and technology. Albert can only attribute all this to the gift of the beast god.

But he is also afraid that one day the beast god will take back his gift, what should he do at this time?

Albert couldn't imagine that such a possibility could make him feel chills all over his body.

So he thought, maybe there is a child, a child that belonged to Yuan Yuxin.

He didn't want to leave, and even after leaving, he would try every means to reunite like himself.

To be famous, to be called the emperor, to lead a high civilization is what he really desires.

Albert never knew that he would love someone so passionately in his heart.

Longing for a person, lest I lose him, lest...he disappear before my eyes.

"This..." Yuan Yuxin hesitated.

"Yuxin, Yuxin..." Please my baby.

Yuan Yuzhen still shook his head, "It is enough for the successor to have one very good Leanne, if there are two... let alone your child and me, even if they are not good enough, the people below will stand in line."

"Yuan Yujin!" Albert yelled at him angrily, "Can you stop thinking about those big things all the time! Can you think about it for our small family?"