The Adventures of Momonga [Interstellar]

Because of sighing, I missed the best chance to escape, and because of sighing, I threw away the glory and wealth of my life.

If Tang Bingyan was given a chance to start all over again, she would definitely not betray Albert again, and she would definitely share the joys and sorrows with Albert for several years when he was in trouble.

Then she is now the general's wife who is envied by the world, and she has been in love with Albert for a lifetime.

But money is hard to buy and he knew that Tang Bingyan can only be monitored by the royal family all the time, watching the royal family make all kinds of absurd and ridiculous situations in his name.

Not long after Qiao Shuya's Xingbo was posted, Tang Bingyan saw her rebuttal on her account.

"It's so stupid." She scratched her hair, "He actually refuted it head-on, and wanted to fight Joshua? Reasonable has become unreasonable."

Shaking his head, Tang Bingyan suddenly felt that if he was an outsider, it might be quite interesting to watch the bustle.

Juan read word by word while holding the microcomputer on the sofa.

"Tang Bingyan v: I know that Uncle Qiao doesn't like me. After all, I'm not the kind of woman who can be manipulated by others. I also have an independent personality. With the Tang family around, it's really difficult for you to handle me. But I have no power or power , Yuan Yujin, who was born as a commoner, is different. He is obviously easier to please you."

She wiped her face again, "What did I do wrong, my fame will be ruined!" She is indeed selfish and greedy for money, but she is not so stupid.

Seeing this reply, Qiao Shuya can be sure that Tang Bingyan's account is not in her own hands.

Having lived under the same roof as Tang Bingyan for so long, although this woman is hypocritical, she is not stupid at all, otherwise she would not have played around with him and Albert back then.

"Qiao Shuya v: Yuan Yu's identity is not as simple as you think, he is the treasure of Michael's family." Qiao Shuya was a little uncertain how to reply to this blog, after all, she must not take it for granted. Given that Yuan Yuming's status is ordinary, after all, it won't be long before everything Yuan Yuming has done will be exposed.

In the past few days, He Yuanjiu didn't have a good face in the video with him, obviously because Yuan Yuming got the first team, so he was naturally angry with him.

mua... Qiao Shuya thought about it seriously, and decided to be more obedient to He Yuanjiu, after all, he has suffered such a big loss.

Touching his chin, Joshua shook his legs, "How do you say that the relationship between the two of them is good?"

Qiao Shuya wanted to give her stupid son some face, but Zhang Xu on the other side saw it and was immediately dissatisfied.

He had no scruples, directly took out the small video he had saved in the past, and posted it as Yuan Yuming's brother.

Lawyer Zhang Xu v: The relationship between the two is not good?In which family does Yu Xin have a low status?Climbed him Albert?If Yuan Yuming hadn't been coaxed by Albert when he was young, his mother and I would not have agreed to this marriage!

Xia Ruier, who didn't know about it before, also saw this Xingbo posting in the tone that I am their father-in-law. Xia Ruier, who was basking in the sun and reading a book, suddenly looked at him Joshua was struggling with words.

The latter met his gaze, inexplicably guilty...

And the page that Xia Ruier opened on Weibo was Xingbo, and there was a video on it.

Joshua overcame the embarrassment in his heart, and stretched his neck to take a look.

just behold...

In the small video, Yuan Yuxuan was blown up by Albert for some unknown reason. A little flying squirrel with furred fur slithered up to Albert's head, grabbed his hair and yelled, "Say! Who does this family listen to!"

Albert's handsome face suddenly wrinkled into a ball, and he hissed, "Let go!"

"No!" Little Momonga sat down on Albert's head, his two little paws firmly tugging at Albert's hair, "I won't!"

Albert stretched out his hand to grab him, and the little flying squirrel yelled, "Uncle, uncle! Your son bullied me!"

Joshua's own voice was heard from a distance, "Albert, are you so courageous?! Did I teach you to bully Asian women?"

"Mum! You can't be so biased!" Before he finished speaking, the little flying squirrel on his head pouted its buttocks and rubbed its hair with its lower two by mistake.

The atmosphere instantly became awkward, and the originally arrogant Little Momonga knew that he had done something bad, so he stared blankly at the hair on his hand, "Huh?"

"What are you doing?!" Albert grabbed the little flying squirrel that didn't know how to escape, "How many times have you pulled out my hair this week?!"

The little flying squirrel caught in Albert's palm suddenly became soft and obedient, its cute eyes became watery, and its two little paws immediately hid behind it, but its head was desperately rubbing against Albert's palm, " People like you the most~"

"Yuan Yujin, this trick is useless to me!" Albert gritted his teeth, "Open your palm and let me see, if there are less than four, I will forgive you!"

"Is it like this? I'll be scared if you shout and kill." The innocent and cute little flying mouse argued seriously with Albert, "Besides, you male orc have the nerve to have trouble with me, a little subfemale?" Qi is also strong.

... "Because of your bad habit, my mother has changed my shampoo to hair growth water, and there is an extra bottle of hair growth water!" It is rare that Albert did not intend to let this little mouse go, Poking his belly, he gritted his teeth word by word.

The little flying squirrel hummed every time it was poked, it was soft and seemed easy to bully.

"Then you also change my shampoo to green!" Yuan Yujin rolled his eyes, "Why, do you want to wear a green hat for yourself?"

"I didn't buy that..." Guilt, sadness, and despair.

"Really?" Little Flying Squirrel didn't believe it at all, "You just do it!"

"Let go! Don't try to change the subject, let me see your palm!" If you can't say it, just change the subject.

"This is the first time I've seen this stingy male orc." The little flying mouse suddenly became furious.

"Let go!!!" Albert sat on the sofa and lowered his head, pinching the little flying mouse with one hand to prevent him from escaping, and breaking his paw with the other.

"Here, let me show you!" Seeing that he couldn't escape, Yuan Yuxin let go of his hand.

There are exactly two sticks in one hand, that is to say, four sticks.

The happy and proud Yuan Yuxin raised his chin proudly, "I knew you were so stingy, so I counted and dragged you before."

"..." Albert made a "heh" sound, pinched his little hind paw, and pulled out one, "Look at what this is?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Oh, really?" Albert didn't care, and directly made a movement to slap his forehead, "Surrender to death!!"

"You bald man who is not mean and doesn't mean anything!" Seeing that he was doomed, the little flying squirrel decided to go all out, "Help, help!!! Molested!!!"

The throat-breaking cry immediately made Albert let go, he was afraid that he would really hurt Yuan Yuxin.

But Yuan Yujin seized this opportunity and ran away, "Uncle, Uncle~Brother, Brother~ Come and escort, escort! Someone is going to beat the little mouse again!!"

The little flying mouse ran away, followed by Albert, who was fooled again and angrily raised his sleeves to catch the mouse.

This scene was uncontrollable for a while, and in the end, Yuan Yujin ran out of breath and nestled directly into Qiao Shuya's arms.

Joshua was drinking tea, reading a book, and suddenly being hugged by a soft little flying squirrel, she was a little happy.

"Mum, hand over the little flying mouse!" It's a pity that his stupid and big son is too upset.

Putting the little flying squirrel into his arms, "What did you say? I didn't see any mice." He calmly picked up the teacup, "Hey, today's snack tastes really good."

"Em, I'm the real one, your son will be stripped bald by your daughter-in-law!!!" Can't you teach me a lesson? ?

Joshua put down the book gracefully, and waved to Albert. Albert, who didn't know why, came forward, and Joshua rubbed his head gently and lovingly, "Son, you can't even go bald if you want to be bald." Blame others, if you want to blame, blame your own father." After speaking, he opened the book again, "Anyway, our Qiao family doesn't have bald people~"

...the dead can be revived.

Albert waited for a few little flying squirrels with small heads poking out from his mother's arms, gritted his teeth and could only say harshly, "Just wait for me!"

"If you can, don't come into my room tonight." Little Flying Squirrel also stared at him.

The angry Albert took a deep breath, turned around and left, "I don't remember villains!"

"Baldy bald bald!"

Albert... "Yuan Yuming! Believe it or not, I ate you!!" Instantly transformed into a beast! !

It's a pity that a certain little mouse didn't scare it, but it scared his mother half to death. Joshua was shocked, picked up the mouse and beat him up, "Are you trying to scare your mother to death?!!!!"

"That's right, Baldy!"

"Mm, Mm don't hit, don't hit!" It was terrible.

"I gave birth to you, I'm not as caring as that Yuan Yuxin, what use is there to have you?! Bald!" Qinmu's ability to make up for the knife is also top-notch.

Albert simply rolled himself up into a lump, stuffed his head at the bottom, and didn't bother to talk to these two unreasonable nymphs.

At this point, the video is over.

Xia Ruier looked at Joshua again without saying a word, "Yusu has always been this lively?"

Joshua covered her face, "Well... basically there will be trouble every now and then."

Xia Ruier touched the little furry flying mouse through the screen affectionately, tenderly and enviously, "That's really nice."

You don't mind! "Zhang Xu and I still have many such videos..."

"Send it to me." Xia Ruier sighed softly, "I don't know how these two children are doing outside, and they haven't come back yet."

Joshua sent out the inventory in his hand, and Xia Ruier asked Zhang Xu for it, and the latter handed it over immediately. He was very careless, and he still didn't forget to file a complaint!

What about Albert, Albert is not suitable for Yuan Yuxin at all, he is not worthy of that little flying mouse, and he always bullies little flying mouse, every day he knows to provoke little flying mouse, it is his fault anyway!

The final conclusion: "That bald man deserves to be plucked!"

Xia Ruier seriously recalled that Yuan Yuming should not be Zhang Xu's own son...

"Hey, why does Zhang Xu have hair?" A little regretful, "Otherwise, there might be nothing wrong with Yuanling back then."

Hearing this beep, Joshua was stunned for a moment, with a face full of disbelief, "You actually like hairless ones?!"

Xia Ruier nodded, "Yes, the furry ones, don't you think the house is full of hairs? When it comes to moulting season, there will be a lot of hairs floating in the air. And the hairless ones, especially cold-blooded animals, have very beautiful muscle tissue. There is a beauty of power."

He couldn't understand this hobby at all, and wished he could tie a poisonous snake he gave birth to and throw it to Xia Ruier.

"When we choose a partner, we should not only look at the shape of the beast, but also look at the character! Character is very important, and it is related to a lifetime. Look at Yuanling, right? How pitiful is Yuxi?" persuade.

These words are so familiar that it makes one's heart ache, those hairless male orcs brainwash the females and girls they admire almost all day long.

Now, it's finally the other way around.

Xia Ruier agreed deeply, "Hey, but don't you think Zhang Xu is much younger than me?" During this period of contact, Zhang Xu felt that Zhang Xu was okay, but they hadn't developed in any way, and they just felt a little bit weird.

Joshua, whose lover was ten years younger than her, blushed, "No, it's just very enthusiastic! It's great!"

"Really?" He suddenly thought of that Tsurugakijiu, "Mr. Tsuru is also very enthusiastic?" I couldn't tell it at all.

"Well, his way of expressing enthusiasm is different." Joshua felt his cheeks burn a bit, "Besides, to us, male orcs are almost like sons, both older and younger are sons," said it doesn't matter She shrugged her shoulders, "It's better to pick the one you like. Why do you care about age? What's more, we can live for so long."

Xia Ruier, who felt it made sense, nodded, then picked up the micro brain, "Then, this..." There was a coolness in his eyes.

On Weibo, the woman named Tang Bingyan posted a video of him and Albert getting married, and also pointed out that Yuan Yuming and Albert had no wedding, and Albert did not really regard Yuan Yuming as his wife. If a male orc I really cherish the Ya female and will definitely give him a wedding.

Many people also agreed, thinking it was right.

Joshua shivered, "There was a reason why the wedding was not held at that time, there was a reason!"

"Then why didn't you make up for it later?" Xia Ruier picked up Weinao, "In fact, Zhang Xu said something quite right..."

Xia Ruier, who came back alive from Garbage Star, is not one of those delicate little flowers, she is cruel and more decisive than before.

Now she seemed to be casually getting up and walking towards the door, "After all, there is some truth to what Ms. Tang said, isn't it?"

"No no no no, listen to me qaq." Listen to my explanation.

"Huh?" Xia Ruier raised his eyebrows, as if waiting for his explanation.

"..." The two parties who completely forgot about this matter and Joshua felt that they didn't know how to say this at all, and finally!Joshua was eager to get wise, "Albert said that he would give Yuan Yuxi the best after finishing his career! Give him the most luxurious and biggest wedding!"

Xia Ruier finally stopped going out, but rather disagreed, "We can make up a bigger one at that time, but now there is no small wedding, so it can't be justified."

"Yes, yes, we will make love immediately when the two little ones come back." Joshua repeatedly echoed, almost heartbroken for her stupid son.

"The most important thing when you get married is that you can't get a certificate. It's a disrespect and disregard for the other half." Xia Ruier walked back and preached clearly.

"That's right, it's because we didn't think carefully, and we were wrong." Joshua wanted to flush her stupid son down the toilet right now!

It's just embarrassing him!At the beginning, he wanted a little female, or a little girl, who would circle around him, worry-free and cute, like this one now, who would turn into a beast and scare him at every turn.

Only then did Xia Ruier let Joshua go, but he felt a little dissatisfied because of this, feeling that their family was quite high and they couldn't afford it.

But so far, I have been absent from Yuan Yuxin's growth.If he hadn't chosen the wrong person, Yuan Yuxin wouldn't have suffered for so many years.

Now that the little guy likes Albert and is willing to spend his whole life with him, what can he do as an Eminem?

This period of time on the interstellar network was really quite lively. After the war ended, there was no celebration immediately.

Instead, he ate melons silently again. Tang Bingyan and Yuan Yuxin were pinching each other to the death before, and the water was hot.

But because Yuan Yuming didn't play cards according to the rules, after throwing the stone hammer directly, he began to show off the cat and show off the cat. This cat was born by Tang Bingyan.

Think about it with your heart, if you are Tang Bingyan, you may be mad at Yuan Yuxin.

And that day, Xingbo got stuck for several rounds because of Yuan Yuming, a little Asian female who turned out to be born out of nowhere. After all, cats, as well as the gossip of Hou Menjiang, are always the most beautiful and delicious.

Now that Tang Bingyan pinches Yuan Yuxin again, the grade is not as high as in the past, and the means are not as good as before.

He didn't pinch Yuan Yuxin out in a daze, but Qiao Shuya sent a message instead.

However, this wave of enthusiasm did not really ignite. What drove Xingbo into a frenzy was the video posted by the male orc who called himself Zhang Xu.

It's just...

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"I can't bear to look directly, it turns out that General Albert is like this at home."

"There is no status at all... being sidetracked by the kissing mother, and being pulled by the hair by the little daughter-in-law riding on the head."

"Baldy, bald, bald, my mind is full of bald now, no! I can't associate the word bald with my general!"

"Let me ask first, is this considered domestic violence?"

"It's a hug of love..."

"I cry for the general, that little flying mouse is so bad, so bad, but really... super cute."

"When I stretched out my little paw, I don't think General Albert was angry at all with that little smug expression, he just wanted to play with him."

"It's not a joke, but with the strength of that little Asian female, isn't it being played by the general?"

"There is a difference of ten years... It feels like the general is raising a son."

"This is true love. Tang Bingyan's previous words are self-defeating. Anyway, I can't imagine that my old man who is also a soldier would treat my mother like this..."

"If I had such a wicked little ya-female, I would be able to pamper the heavens too, proud face!"

"The wailing from The Single Wang is too sweet, but I'm going to be sour like a lemon."

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Tang Bingyan sighed and scrolled through the comments. She expected this a long time ago, didn't she?

Shaking her head, "It's so stupid, and it's ruining my reputation!" She had to find a new way to save her.

A group of people asked Zhang Xu what his identity was, and someone asked him if he still had these small videos.

In order to avoid trouble, Xia Ruier directly authenticated her identity account and confirmed that Zhang Xu was her dating partner as Yuan Yuming's mother.

This can avoid a lot of troubles, after all, there is no blood relationship between Zhang Xu and Yuan Yuming, but outsiders may seem to care too much.

The whole afternoon was spent going around in the old case of Yuan Yujin's past, the returning mother and her boyfriend expressing dissatisfaction with Albert as a father-in-law.

The popularity of the Seventh Prince was overwhelming, but he was also terrified, because the Seventh Prince was about to blow up!

"You can't do this little thing well?! What use do I need you for?!" The Seventh Prince gritted his teeth with hatred, "It's not as good as that bitch Tang Bingyan!"

The subordinates also lowered their heads, a little helpless, what can they do?They don't know what to do either!This kind of private matter of other people's family, with handles and stone hammers in hand, it's okay to say something specious.

But you're not the person involved, how do you decide?They don't know how to speak, and some unknown things.

Standing at the most unfavorable angle, but asking them to come back?

It's not a joke, what is it?

"Just say, just step on Albert and say how could he have no status at home? This video must be fake!" The seventh prince thought it was impossible after thinking about it.

Everyone has such a high status as a male orc. If you are not being held by the females and women at home and outside, how can you be stepped on by a small female or such a poor person?

Tang Bingyan's account just issued a disbelief, denying this kind of topic.

Albert's private Starblog moved...

A picture, a bill with a pathetic balance.

General Albert Michael v: The pocket money for this month has arrived, but the private money was confiscated yesterday...

The top of the bill is [-].

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"Suddenly I feel that my wife is really nice to me. At least my monthly pocket money is more than that of other great generals."

"So much? So much?! It's definitely not enough, it's impossible! Fake! Do you still believe it?"

"Fake, fake, it must be fake!"

Albert also circled a reply: Albert Michael v: living expenses mainly rely on extra money. //Morad: Fake, Fake, Definitely Fake!

"Then general, where does your extra money come from? I'm eager to try, eager to try, and I want to try too. The pocket money given by my wife is not enough."

Albert Michael v: Fight against interstellar pirates, ordinary people should not imitate. //Eddie's Yadi: General, where does your extra money come from?Eager to try, eager to try.I also want to try it, but the pocket money given by my wife is not enough.

"Kneeling orz to the general, earning pocket money is also a struggle."

"No wonder our border was so safe when the General was here."

"A silent tribute to the interstellar pirates, this is simply the general's small wallet."

"I don't have enough pocket money today, go out and find where there are interstellar pirates."

"Hahahaha, shit, this direction is almost kneeling."

"Wait, the general also hides his private money? Where is it hidden? Is there any good place to ask for advice? I was also confiscated just now."

"Is it time for me to teach the general how to hide private money? You still ask the general? The general can't keep his private money."