I used 300 JPY to catch up with my parents

"No." Fuxi firmly refused.

"It's your turn to say no for me?"

The word "no" is a taboo for human beings, and Fu Heisher's desire to win and lose immediately came to the fore.

"Boy, this is what you said." He agreed to Dazai Osamu's bet.

Osamu Dazai hummed softly, with a sly arc on the corner of his mouth.

For him, it is easy to cheat, and it is also easy to manipulate the overall situation. He can win the game with Fuheshier even with his eyes closed.But he also knew that Fuxi would not let their cards be played to the end.

...But, he can still pick them.

Thinking of this, the smile on Osamu Dazai's face became lighter and gentler.

"Fuxi sauce, are you having fun during this time?"

Fu Heisher was gaining the upper hand in the card game, and when he heard this question, he couldn't help but cast a glance at Fuxi who was watching the game out of the corner of his eye.

She frowned, her expression worried.

...Are you worried that her lover will become his dog?

Yo, then she has some worries.

But in fact, Fuxi was worried about two people.

There is no doubt that Fu Heisher cannot be the opponent of Osamu Dazai in terms of IQ. Anyone who is familiar with Osamu Dazai can see that he is now desperately letting go, creating a huge psychological gap for the opponent, and waiting until the second half. Fu Heisher was caught off guard.

And Fu Heisher is not a man who will obediently fulfill his promise and be a dog to others, he may become angry from embarrassment, and kill the other party without talking about martial arts.

She is caught in the middle and has to take care of both sides.

"I had a lot of fun, because Mr. Fuhei was there, and I encountered a lot of interesting things."

This sentence made Fu Heisher slightly taken aback. When Fuxi said this, she gently leaned her head on his shoulder.

Like a deep-rooted dependence.

The aroma of orchids came from Fuxi's hair, and he remembered that when they were taking a bath yesterday, she asked him whether he liked the smell of orange blossom or orchids.

'Orchids. ' he said at the time.

'I think so. 'she says.

There is a tacit understanding in very trivial things.

"Senior Fuguro really deserves to be the number one cowherd of the Yokohama Seawolves. Every customer is taken care of very satisfied." Dazai Osamu showed an envious look, "I have seen your appointment form, except for the vacancy in these two months, the rest The time business has been scheduled to the next year."

Top Cowherd.

customer.

...Yes, they are in this relationship.

The scent of orchids dissipated in an instant, and Fu Heisher turned to the right, "Sit down." He reminded Fuxi.

Fuxi sat up straight knowingly.

"Mr. Fuhei has been taken over by me for the past two months." Fuxi stepped on Osamu Dazai under the table.

Osamu Dazai didn't respond, but the corners of Fuheshier's eyes twitched—because Osamu Dazai avoided it, and Fuxi stepped on him.

"Did it come under the three hundred yen package?" Osamu Dazai touched his chin, "Senior Fuhei is definitely doing charity."

Not only Osamu Dazai said so, but also the posts on the Internet.

Fu Heisher is the legend of the Yokohama sea wolf, and he was paid [-] yen. Half of the people guessed that he had met love, and half of them guessed that he was bewitched.

Whether it's love or bewitching, in his absence, Yokohama Seawolf's business has become much quieter.

Fu Heisher has received calls from the store manager more than once, asking him to go back to work quickly.

From the beginning, he was eager to go back and fight against Fuxi's soft and hard bubble painting cakes, but now he has actively blocked the numbers of the store manager and manager.

It means he's having fun too.

——But it’s just for fun after all.

With two more cards, he won, and he had to make Dazai Osamu like a dog bark and eat dog food.Fu Heisher threw out the first card while thinking, and the next second, Fu Xi's hand rested on the table.

"The field expands."

Almost in the blink of an eye, all the cards on the table disappeared.

She used her ability to turn objects into smoke and dust in a small area.

"That's it." Fuxi leaned on the back of the sofa to pant, thinking that if the fight continued, Fu Heisher would suffer a lot.

She didn't want him to be played by Osamu Dazai.

"Ah." Osamu Dazai had expected all of this, so he put down the cards in a cooperative manner just now, and was careful not to touch Fuxi's body, so as to prevent his superhuman disqualification from invalidating her spell.

"Thank you Fuxi sauce for not letting me lose too badly, senior Fuhei is really amazing."

As long as the words are said in reverse, the expected effect can be achieved.

"What do you mean?" Fuheisher looked at Fuxi coldly.

"I do not……"

I don't want you to lose. This sentence may make Fu Heisher even more angry. He has been confused by Dazai Osamu and cannot recognize his own strength, or he has not recognized his own card skills so far.

He obviously played a bad hand and had no luck in gambling, but he never bowed his head.

"Just treat me as unreasonable." Fuxi rubbed her temples, "Go and cook, Huijun and Jin Meiji will be back soon."

A few days ago, she was in charge of cooking, and Fu Heisher helped. It cannot be said that the taste is good, but at least it is nutritious and healthy. The Fu Hei siblings are not very picky eaters.

She was really tired today and needed to rest. When the siblings came back, she and Osamu Dazai had to go out for a while.

Fu Heisher's poker game was interrupted by someone, he was in a bad mood, and he didn't even bother to cook, so he planned to distribute a box of instant noodles to each of the siblings.

"They are still growing, you can't be so perfunctory." Fu Xi frowned, "Mr. Fu Hei, you promise me that you will become a qualified father."

Qualified dad...

Because of her own experience, Fuxi has a strong obsession with the identity of her father, and she also persuaded Fu Heisher and Fu Heihui to establish a good parent-child relationship.

The two fuhei boys, one big and one small, all hated it to death, and said no with one voice.

But Fu Heisher promised her again yesterday...on the bed.

In fact, it was coaxing her.

"Don't take what you promised on the bed seriously." Fu Heisher curled his lips, "It would be nice to have a bite to eat, how dare he choose?"

Fuxi asked back: "Why can't you take the promise on the bed seriously?"

Fu Heisher laughed angrily: "As for the paint, didn't you go back on your promise?"

What she promised in bed, she refused to admit when she woke up.What he promised, she asked him to do it - it's double standards to the extreme.

Fuxi immediately fell silent.

"I can do it for you." Osamu Dazai rubbed Fuxi's hair, "Fuxi sauce, what do you want to eat?"

"There are chicken and vegetables in the refrigerator." Fuxi said in a muffled voice, "Hui Jun likes ginger side dishes, put more for him, and Tsumiji likes frosted grapes, they are in the freezer, so take them out 10 minutes in advance. Mr. Fu Hei's That one has more meat and more pepper."

"I asked what do you want to eat?" Osamu Dazai said, "If there are no ingredients, I will ask Akutagawa to deliver them."

"... Tamagoyaki." Fuxi was not very hungry, so she said something casually.

"Okay." Osamu Dazai moved his face closer, and then a soft kiss fell on her forehead.

Click.

It was the sound of a beer can being pinched and burst.

Fuxi and Osamu Dazai looked at the source of the sound at the same time, and Fu Heisher drank beer expressionlessly.

He didn't unscrew the tab, but squeezed the can directly.

... so fucking weird.

A mafia cadre came to his house to be a good wife and mother in the kitchen, and the movements of stirring the spoon were still very elegant and natural.

Fu Heisher felt that the leader of the mafia should give Osamu Dazai an all-around medal.

When the Fuhei siblings came back, the dinner was just ready.

For the young and handsome male guest who came to the house, Miki Fukuro extended a warm welcome, while Megumi Fukuro nodded lightly.

Knowing that Osamu Dazai cooked the dinner, he called the other party "Hello, Uncle".

Fu Heisher was unhappy: "You brat, you don't usually call me that."

Fu Heihui ignored him, leaving him with a ruthless sea urchin on the back of his head.

After dinner, Fuxi thought for a moment, and said to Fu Heisher: "Mr. Fu Hei, Dazai and I took Hui Jun and Tsu Miki out for shopping, and we will be back soon."

"Which street are you shopping?" Fu Heisher lay down on the sofa like an old man, "Go do your homework."

"The homework is done." Fukurotsu Miki said, "Uncle Shi Er, Hui and I want to go shopping."

There was no homework in the first grade of elementary school, and she even previewed the homework for the next day at school.

"You guys go, I want to read at home." Fu Heihui dug out the gold digger Fuxi bought for him, "I haven't finished reading a little bit."

As long as there is one person present, Fuxi and Osamu Dazai are not considered to have violated the bondage of not being allowed to be alone.

"Then I'll bring you marshmallows when I come back." Girls are keen on shopping by nature, and Miki Fukurotsu happily went to change her shoes.

"Hey."

When she got to the door, Fuxi heard Fu Heisher calling her.

He only said one word, and she knew he was calling her, not someone else.

She looked back at him.

"You know the consequences." Fu Heisher said coolly, "If something happens to the little girl, I will kill you."

"If something happens to her, I will cut her belly."

Fuxi slammed the door shut.

The strength is great, and it seems that he is angry.

"Tch." Fu Heisher shrugged indifferently, but heard a sigh from the side.

Glancing over, Fu Heihui was flipping through the book.

"Smelly brat, I haven't settled with you yet. Are you so polite to outsiders and so perfunctory to your own father?"

He went home for many days, but he didn't hear Fu Heihui call him "Dad" politely.

"The filial child on TV washes his father's face."

Although that show was a charity program, Fu Heisher got goosebumps all over his body watching it.

"Don't you have hands?" Fu Heihui's voice was childish and devoid of emotion, with "Don't bring shame on yourself" written all over his face.

There was a dead silence in the air.

Fu Heisher decided not to be as knowledgeable as a kid in kindergarten.

After a long time, Fu Heihui suddenly asked, "What's the relationship between that man and Fuxi?"

He asked Osamu Dazai.

"What's none of your business?" Fu Heisher thought that his son was not a gossip either, "Can't you tell, it's a lover relationship."

Fu Heihui frowned, and her small face was wrinkled: "Fuxi shares a room with you at night, so what's the relationship between you two?"

"Fuck, you know that." Fu Heisher cursed in a low voice, and then felt funny again, "Little devil, then I've taken you to so many women's homes, and you haven't asked about such a thing."

Fuheisher knew that Fuhehui matured earlier than ordinary children, but he had always been indifferent to his private life.

"Fuxi, she," Fu Heihui clutched the book in his hand with downcast eyes, "she knows a lot."

Not only does she know a lot, but Fuxi treats him and Fukurotsu Miki very well.

Being kind to Fu Heisher and being kind to their siblings are two different concepts.

Fu Heihui had been taken to many women's homes by Fu Heisher before, but the other party was basically only interested in Fu Heisher, and it would be good if he treated him decently.

Never ask him what he likes to do, what he likes to eat.

Sometimes he is even regarded as Fuheshier's oily bottle.

But Fuxi knows that he likes to read books, can answer most of his questions, and understands the spells he is interested in.He only said once about the food he hated, and she remembered it.

Fu Heisher knew what his son was thinking.

At a young age, it is easy to be cold-hearted, and it is also easy to be hot-hearted.

Carp banners on Children's Day, animals painted on the entire wall, favorite delicious dishes, head-touching before going out every day... These small favors are easy for a child who has never received much care to remember.

Fool, it's not because of you that people do this.Fu Heisher thought to herself that Fuxi would do these things probably because of her childhood when she was not cared by her parents.

That Mr. Mori raised Fuxi according to his own preferences, so Fuxi never treats children according to his own preferences.

She knows kids too well to be scary good.

When Fuxi came back, she brought back a little black dog that Fu Heihui wanted to raise.

Fukurotsu Miki also carried a lot of things in large and small bags.

"Hui Jun, look, the puppy you want."

Seeing the puppy, Fu Heihui's eyes widened.He has been fond of small animals since he was a child, but has never had the opportunity to raise them.

"There are already so many people in the family, why do you still have a dog? Hurry up and throw it out." Fu Heisher deliberately contradicted his son, and immediately got Fu Heihui's expression of wanting to live and die with the puppy.

"Woof!" The puppy was full of energy, and rushed to Hesher and barked twice.

Fu Heihui patted the puppy: "It seems that you also know how to distinguish between good people and bad people."

Fu Heisher: "...Nizi!"

Osamu Dazai paid for the dog, and as for the money... he swiped it by stealing Chuya Nakahara's card.

Osamu Dazai hates dogs and advises Fuxi to change to another animal.

Fuxi thought of the dog that was kept at the Chanyuan home, knowing that Fu Hei and his son both liked dogs more, so she insisted on buying a dog.

"I have no attachment to this world so far, so I don't plan to break the shackles of the sky and the curse, and," she thought for a while, "I have already decided that my grandfather's inheritance will be divided into two parts, and one part will be given to Fu Heisher." , save another copy, and let the bank reissue it to him on a monthly basis.”

Leave it all to Fuheshier, he will lose it all at once, so she divided it into two parts, so that he can lose happily and have hope to receive the money every month.

"I don't think Mr. Mori will let him go." Osamu Dazai tilted his head, "As you can see, he can't even handle me, let alone Mr. Mori."

With just a few words and a few small actions, he can deepen Fu Heisher's misunderstanding of Fuxi, and replacing him with Mori Ogai will definitely turn them against each other.

"That's his business. It's his fate to be killed. Anyway, I'll be dead by then, so I don't have to think about these things."

"Fuxi sauce, why not use the optimal solution you learned from Mr. Mori?"

"This..." Fuxi lowered her head, "I don't know either."

"This is the last bottle of medicine." Osamu Dazai's side face looked a little sad, "I found it at Mr. Mori's. You have to ask him for the rest."

"Thanks." Fuxi knew that without medicine, she would be more passive than Xingji's physical condition.

They were very peaceful when they parted, just like they were at the door of the Zenyuan home four years ago.

Looking at this young man whose heart was once moved, Fuxi was still touched. She touched the rabbit ear headband on her head. This was the first gift Osamu Dazai gave her. She couldn't bear to throw it away either.

"Dazai," she said, "I have a hunch that you too will be leaving port mafia soon."

Osamu Dazai waved his back to her.

"Maybe."

……

The parting scene was fixed on Dazai Osamu's black coat, Fuxi turned off the shower, wiped her hair, and walked out wrapped in a bath towel.

Fu Heisher had already taken a shower and was sitting on a chair playing with his mobile phone.

She hugged him from behind and began to undo his clothes and pants.

The corners of Fu Heisher's eyes twitched, she didn't even say a word about foreplay, did she really think they were animals?

So he held her hand.

Fuxi: "?"

Fu Heisher: "...I, I am not feeling well these days."

Fuxi: "???"

The author says:

Fuxi: My ears are broken.

Push one of my own pre-acquisitions (this book is Danmei, it is Danmei)

"The Troubles of Young Xia Youjie"

Copywriter:

After the astral body incident, Xia Youjie traveled through time.

Traveling to the home of the Buddhist monastery more than 20 years ago, I temporarily worked as a...cook.

The child with zero magic power who often came to the kitchen to steal food, the more he looked, the more familiar he looked.

No one is nice to the child, so Xia You decides to be nice to him.

The child was thrown into the heap of cursed spirits, he went to fish;

The child wants a carp streamer for Boys' Day, and he will sew it;

The child was sick, and he... found out that he was faking it.

Xia You began to worry: how to make Shi Er not lie?

The child told him: You want me not to lie, unless you play with me every day.

Later, the child grows into a young man, but Xia You doesn't let her worry.

Refusing to sleep in a separate room because he is afraid of the dark;

I have a poor capacity for alcohol but I still like to drink, and I get drunk when I touch it;

Gradually got the face and temperament of a scumbag,

And to be a magician killer.

Xiayou began to worry: how to keep Shier from going bad?

The young man told him: If you want me not to go bad, unless you keep watching me.

Later, Xia You died unexpectedly, and opened his eyes back to before the astral body incident.

Knowing that Riko Tenuchi was going to be killed,

Xia You began to worry: how to defeat the Heaven and the Tyrant?

Fu Heisher, who was already a mature man, put down his gun and hooked his fingers at him——

"If you want me to surrender, unless you come and kiss me."

Xia Youjie: Fuck.

Wujo Wu who hurried over: I don't agree with this marriage!

CP: Fu Heisher X Xia Youjie

A story about being almost killed by an "enemy" and traveling to the past to raise an "enemy".

感谢在2021-06-2516:12:55~2021-06-2616:46:31期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 9 bottles of pudding taro milk dew;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard! ?