After I went down to earth, I succeeded in chasing my wife by live broadcast [Zerg]
Chapter 2 The Hero of the Turtle Hair
"How is it? Are you injured?" Wu Jing checked Ai Fan's leg up and down nervously.
Ai Fan nestled in Wu Jing's arms, his eyes were a little erratic, and his voice trembled: "I'm fine, Xiongzhu, I'm sorry, your decoration was broken by me, please punish me."
After Wu Jing made sure that he was fine, he felt relieved, and his expression became a little indescribable.He really wanted to ask Ai Fan: Why are you so fat, you obviously don't have this kind of personality when you are online?
However, it cannot be destroyed!
He pushed Ai Fan away, threatening him: "Are you crazy? If you get hurt, do you want me to take care of you?!"
Ai Fan lowered his head and said weakly: "I'm sorry, Xiongzhu, I didn't mean it."
"You're messy! Well, don't clean it up! If you let you clean it up again, I'll be mad at you!" Wu Jing threw his phone to him, "It's almost dinner time, there's no time to cook, so hurry up and order a takeaway !"
After finishing speaking, Wu Jing hurriedly packed it up by himself. He had wanted to do it himself for a long time, and now he finally had the chance!happy!
Holding the mobile phone, Ai Fan watched Wu Jing concentrate on tidying up the miscellaneous things on the countertop. Sometimes he actually used the ruler to make gestures, and after the gestures, he frowned in disbelief, as if doubting the measurement results.
When Ai Fan was at a loss, he heard Wu Jing's voice: "23520"
"what?"
"Lock screen password, hurry up and order food, I'm starving to death!"
Ai Fan stood up abruptly, he just sat and watched the hero busy? !
"I, let me prepare dinner for the hero! What would the hero want to eat?"
"Farewell to my ancestors!" Wu Jing looked at the time: "What time is it, hurry up and buy some ready-made ones!"
When the dinner was delivered, Wu Jing was finally satisfied with the layout of the room. At this time, the task bar of the live broadcast also indicated that the task was completed, and the task reward was very generous. It actually increased the level of mental power by one level!
Wu Jing itself is a C-level male insect. According to the regulations of the Zerg, the level of female insects is divided according to the strength of mental strength, while the level of male insects is divided according to the effect of spiritual comfort.
That is to say, the mental power of S-class females is very strong, but the spiritual power of S-class males is not necessarily, it may be weak, but the effect of mental comfort must be very good.
Wu Jing is just the opposite. His own spiritual power comes from his consciousness, which is very powerful and ranks high in the high planes. However, his body as a male has a very general effect of soothing the mind. A barely passable C grade.
Class C can barely appease the mental power of the female so that it will not riot, but it cannot eliminate all the impurities in the female mental power.So usually females above C level are not very willing to find C level males. Of course, this is not something they can decide on their own.
Wu Jing has now been promoted to a level, reaching B level.This is a qualitative leap. B-level males have been able to initially remove the mental impurities of females!
Wu Jing felt very happy about this, and the simple meal in front of him became delicious: "Come here, let's eat together."
Unable to wait for a response, Wu Jing raised his head and saw Ai Fan's surprised eyes but didn't know how to respond, and then he remembered that female insects usually cannot eat at the same table as male insects.
"Uh..." Wu Jing looked at Ai Fan, his expression changed from happy to speechless, and then from stiff to impatient, "What? Don't want to eat together? Look at this meal, if you divide it into two equal parts, can you do it?" ?”
Ai Fan walked slowly, normally he can do it, but his hero is really difficult to serve, if it is completely average, it may be difficult...
[The new anchor's obsessive-compulsive disorder is a bit serious, am I the only one who feels this way? 】
【No, but maybe it's just a human setting. 】
[Tell me, Wu Jing said that the average share is based on weight or quantity? 】
【Hahaha, maybe it’s the volume——】
[Precise heroic master × beautiful general, it's a bit of a bummer]
[I read the previous one correctly, right?Come to the Zerg Live Zone to knock CP? ? 】
【It’s so unfortunate for those who knocked on CP here in reality...】
After the meal, seeing that Wu Jing had no other orders, Ai Fan began to pack his luggage.
"My lord, where is my room?" Ai Fan asked in a low voice.
Wu Jing was startled, ah, yes, you can't eat at the same table, and naturally you can't sleep in the same bed. After marriage, females will have their own room. Except for the necessary "marital rituals", females cannot go to the male's bed. , most of the time can only stay in your own room.
"Cough—" Wu Jing cleared his throat, and started to fool people, "Look, there are only two rooms here, except for the master bedroom, I arranged the other one as a study..."
Ai Fan's eyes darkened. He still hopes to have a room slightly larger than the dormitory, a room that truly belongs to him. This is very attractive to him, and it can be regarded as his only expectation in marriage. up.
But the male lord doesn't seem to plan to arrange a separate room for him. This is not uncommon. Some of the females around him are placed by the male lord in a random corner after marriage.How does the hero plan to arrange him?living room?Dining room?balcony?It seems that there is a semi-open storage room over there...
But Wu Jing said: "You can only live in the master bedroom with me first."
Ai Fan looked at him blankly.The corners of Wu Jing's mouth curled up slightly, but he quickly pressed it down. He said in a warning tone: "I can tell you, when you place your things, you must be neat and orderly. If they are in a mess, I will send them to you." You throw it out!"
After Ai Fan came to his senses, he nodded hurriedly, both pleasantly surprised and frightened. He was pleasantly surprised that he could live in such a spacious master bedroom, but he was a little scared at the thought of being with Wu Jing.
Wu Jing dragged his suitcase to the room, and Ai Fan followed behind: "Xiong Lord, I'll get it!"
Wu Jing ignored him, and dragged the suitcase to the bed with great effort, feeling relieved.Huh, I don't know what Ai Fan is inside, it's really heavy!Fortunately, he held on and didn't make a fool of himself in front of Ai Fan.
"Is it convenient for me to drive?"
Ai Fan: "Fang, it's convenient, the hero."
When I opened the suitcase, I realized that it was full of medals and certificates. As for clothes, there was only a thin military uniform.
Wujing:! ?
He was shocked and shocked, not only shocked by Ai Fan's excellence, but also shocked by the scarcity of his personal belongings.In fact, Wu Jing doesn't know much about the Zerg plane. Apart from doing some training before the broadcast, he is not as good as an old viewer of the Zerg zone.
Old audiences have heard of Ai Fan's name for a long time.The military female ceiling, the military exploits are terrific, not just talking!
Wu Jing lightly touched various medals, trophies and certificates, such as "First Class Merit", "Special Merit" and "Medal of Honor", there are too many to count!He turned his head to look at Ai Fan, and uttered the first words of Brenren since the broadcast began: "Ai Fan, you are really amazing."
Normal males wouldn't think that military medals are worth admiring, they would only think that they are the work of rough people.
"Thank you, Lord, for your compliment." Ai Fan's eyes flickered, and he lowered his head slightly, neither complacent nor humble.
Wu Jing looked at the suitcase fondly, rubbed his hands together and said, "Put these here and don't move them, I'll put them in."
Ai Fan clenched his fists nervously, hesitant to speak.He really cherishes these things, and he doesn't know how the hero will arrange them. He wants to say a few words, but dare not.
"Where's your clothes? That's it?"
"I... only have military uniforms."
"Can't you usually wear regular clothes?"
"Okay, but I didn't leave camp on days off before, so..."
Wu Jing understood what he meant.Since he could have it, how could he not have Ai Fan!Wu Jing glanced at the wedding room, which was not at all happy, and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.
Although to him, today was just an accident.But for Ai Fan, they are married today, but he has prepared nothing for Ai Fan.
No guests, no blessings, no romance, not even a wedding ring and a decent dinner...
He cannot be so irresponsible.
Wu Jing thought for a while, seeing that the task was completed and that he had enough time for the live broadcast, he submitted an application for downloading the broadcast in the backstage of the host.
Live barrage filled with complaints——
[No, it's prime time, why is the anchor off the air? ? 】
[Does the new anchor not know that night is the peak time to buy gifts? 】
【Is... is it in a hurry... um...】
[It's not that the platform doesn't code!It's not that I don't give money!Why not let me see! 】
After the broadcast, although Wu Jing still can't collapse the character design significantly, it is relatively relaxed psychologically.He stood up, found a set of clean pajamas and unused toiletries, handed them to Ai Fan, and then said to him with shame and solemnity: "Today is just a license, and we will have a wedding in the future."
Ai Fan hugged her pajamas, curled her eyelashes, and nodded slightly.
Wu Jing didn't know that there were no weddings on the Zerg plane.
-
In the early morning of the second day, Wu Jing rarely overslept. After the first live broadcast, he was running with people and married. At that time, Ai Fan was carefully asking him to have dinner.
Ai Fan doesn't know the master's routine yet, and he is afraid that he will be scolded if he wakes him up, but if he doesn't wake him up, this breakfast...
Yesterday Ai Fan lay down on the bed nervously after taking a bath, ready to be accepted and enjoyed by the hero, but Wu Jing didn't do anything, lay down and fell asleep by himself.
The so-called pre-marriage inspection is actually not as easy as the middle-aged male insect said yesterday. It is a very cruel acceptance method. It must be sensitive to the most sensitive parts of the female insect, including antennae, abdomen, tail, wings, etc. In-depth inspection and display of the parts, a little carelessness will cause damage to the mental power and combat power of the female, and may even be downgraded.
The "blind date" between male and female insects is not so easy for female insects. Although in terms of body structure, male insects are much "weaker" than female insects, it does not include the "blending of water and milk" kind of thing.
In this kind of thing, no male will admit that he is weak!And the facts have proved that most males are really not weak.
Ai Fan has a high-intensity training and exercise task today. If he went through the acceptance and enjoyment yesterday, he might not be able to survive, and as an admiral, he cannot ask for leave.
After Wu Jing was woken up, before he could fully open his eyes, he received a reminder to start the broadcast from the background.
Wu Jing: "..."
This is the worst rule of a live broadcast company. As long as the live broadcast of the day is often not full, as long as the number of viewers exceeds 10, the broadcast can be forced to start.
Wu Jing thought sleepily, he has only broadcast live for a day, why is he so popular?Sure enough, the live broadcast of the Zerg plane is amazingly popular recently!
【Wow!Get up early!The anchor is also a good face!I feel that I match Ai Fan very well——]
[Hahaha, there is a surprise in the forced broadcast! 】
[Ai Fan actually prepared a loving breakfast!I envy the anchor! ! 】
[I want to be a male insect in my next life! 】
Ai Fan helped Wu Jing get dressed gently and carelessly, and there was a burst of crying and howling in the live broadcast room. After Wu Jing woke up, he was a little embarrassed: "I will do it myself."
Ai Fan whispered: "Master, I have prepared breakfast, you, can you eat by yourself, I have another training mission today, and I need to go to the military area in advance..."
Wu Jing: "..."
He is not a three-year-old child, so there is nothing wrong with eating by himself.but--
"We just got married yesterday, cough, and you're going to work today?!"
Ai Fan's heart sank when he heard this, and he knelt down in front of Wu Jing in a panic: "Xiong Master, today's exercise mission is really important, tomorrow, how about tomorrow? I will ask for leave tomorrow to serve you at home."
Ai Fan nestled in Wu Jing's arms, his eyes were a little erratic, and his voice trembled: "I'm fine, Xiongzhu, I'm sorry, your decoration was broken by me, please punish me."
After Wu Jing made sure that he was fine, he felt relieved, and his expression became a little indescribable.He really wanted to ask Ai Fan: Why are you so fat, you obviously don't have this kind of personality when you are online?
However, it cannot be destroyed!
He pushed Ai Fan away, threatening him: "Are you crazy? If you get hurt, do you want me to take care of you?!"
Ai Fan lowered his head and said weakly: "I'm sorry, Xiongzhu, I didn't mean it."
"You're messy! Well, don't clean it up! If you let you clean it up again, I'll be mad at you!" Wu Jing threw his phone to him, "It's almost dinner time, there's no time to cook, so hurry up and order a takeaway !"
After finishing speaking, Wu Jing hurriedly packed it up by himself. He had wanted to do it himself for a long time, and now he finally had the chance!happy!
Holding the mobile phone, Ai Fan watched Wu Jing concentrate on tidying up the miscellaneous things on the countertop. Sometimes he actually used the ruler to make gestures, and after the gestures, he frowned in disbelief, as if doubting the measurement results.
When Ai Fan was at a loss, he heard Wu Jing's voice: "23520"
"what?"
"Lock screen password, hurry up and order food, I'm starving to death!"
Ai Fan stood up abruptly, he just sat and watched the hero busy? !
"I, let me prepare dinner for the hero! What would the hero want to eat?"
"Farewell to my ancestors!" Wu Jing looked at the time: "What time is it, hurry up and buy some ready-made ones!"
When the dinner was delivered, Wu Jing was finally satisfied with the layout of the room. At this time, the task bar of the live broadcast also indicated that the task was completed, and the task reward was very generous. It actually increased the level of mental power by one level!
Wu Jing itself is a C-level male insect. According to the regulations of the Zerg, the level of female insects is divided according to the strength of mental strength, while the level of male insects is divided according to the effect of spiritual comfort.
That is to say, the mental power of S-class females is very strong, but the spiritual power of S-class males is not necessarily, it may be weak, but the effect of mental comfort must be very good.
Wu Jing is just the opposite. His own spiritual power comes from his consciousness, which is very powerful and ranks high in the high planes. However, his body as a male has a very general effect of soothing the mind. A barely passable C grade.
Class C can barely appease the mental power of the female so that it will not riot, but it cannot eliminate all the impurities in the female mental power.So usually females above C level are not very willing to find C level males. Of course, this is not something they can decide on their own.
Wu Jing has now been promoted to a level, reaching B level.This is a qualitative leap. B-level males have been able to initially remove the mental impurities of females!
Wu Jing felt very happy about this, and the simple meal in front of him became delicious: "Come here, let's eat together."
Unable to wait for a response, Wu Jing raised his head and saw Ai Fan's surprised eyes but didn't know how to respond, and then he remembered that female insects usually cannot eat at the same table as male insects.
"Uh..." Wu Jing looked at Ai Fan, his expression changed from happy to speechless, and then from stiff to impatient, "What? Don't want to eat together? Look at this meal, if you divide it into two equal parts, can you do it?" ?”
Ai Fan walked slowly, normally he can do it, but his hero is really difficult to serve, if it is completely average, it may be difficult...
[The new anchor's obsessive-compulsive disorder is a bit serious, am I the only one who feels this way? 】
【No, but maybe it's just a human setting. 】
[Tell me, Wu Jing said that the average share is based on weight or quantity? 】
【Hahaha, maybe it’s the volume——】
[Precise heroic master × beautiful general, it's a bit of a bummer]
[I read the previous one correctly, right?Come to the Zerg Live Zone to knock CP? ? 】
【It’s so unfortunate for those who knocked on CP here in reality...】
After the meal, seeing that Wu Jing had no other orders, Ai Fan began to pack his luggage.
"My lord, where is my room?" Ai Fan asked in a low voice.
Wu Jing was startled, ah, yes, you can't eat at the same table, and naturally you can't sleep in the same bed. After marriage, females will have their own room. Except for the necessary "marital rituals", females cannot go to the male's bed. , most of the time can only stay in your own room.
"Cough—" Wu Jing cleared his throat, and started to fool people, "Look, there are only two rooms here, except for the master bedroom, I arranged the other one as a study..."
Ai Fan's eyes darkened. He still hopes to have a room slightly larger than the dormitory, a room that truly belongs to him. This is very attractive to him, and it can be regarded as his only expectation in marriage. up.
But the male lord doesn't seem to plan to arrange a separate room for him. This is not uncommon. Some of the females around him are placed by the male lord in a random corner after marriage.How does the hero plan to arrange him?living room?Dining room?balcony?It seems that there is a semi-open storage room over there...
But Wu Jing said: "You can only live in the master bedroom with me first."
Ai Fan looked at him blankly.The corners of Wu Jing's mouth curled up slightly, but he quickly pressed it down. He said in a warning tone: "I can tell you, when you place your things, you must be neat and orderly. If they are in a mess, I will send them to you." You throw it out!"
After Ai Fan came to his senses, he nodded hurriedly, both pleasantly surprised and frightened. He was pleasantly surprised that he could live in such a spacious master bedroom, but he was a little scared at the thought of being with Wu Jing.
Wu Jing dragged his suitcase to the room, and Ai Fan followed behind: "Xiong Lord, I'll get it!"
Wu Jing ignored him, and dragged the suitcase to the bed with great effort, feeling relieved.Huh, I don't know what Ai Fan is inside, it's really heavy!Fortunately, he held on and didn't make a fool of himself in front of Ai Fan.
"Is it convenient for me to drive?"
Ai Fan: "Fang, it's convenient, the hero."
When I opened the suitcase, I realized that it was full of medals and certificates. As for clothes, there was only a thin military uniform.
Wujing:! ?
He was shocked and shocked, not only shocked by Ai Fan's excellence, but also shocked by the scarcity of his personal belongings.In fact, Wu Jing doesn't know much about the Zerg plane. Apart from doing some training before the broadcast, he is not as good as an old viewer of the Zerg zone.
Old audiences have heard of Ai Fan's name for a long time.The military female ceiling, the military exploits are terrific, not just talking!
Wu Jing lightly touched various medals, trophies and certificates, such as "First Class Merit", "Special Merit" and "Medal of Honor", there are too many to count!He turned his head to look at Ai Fan, and uttered the first words of Brenren since the broadcast began: "Ai Fan, you are really amazing."
Normal males wouldn't think that military medals are worth admiring, they would only think that they are the work of rough people.
"Thank you, Lord, for your compliment." Ai Fan's eyes flickered, and he lowered his head slightly, neither complacent nor humble.
Wu Jing looked at the suitcase fondly, rubbed his hands together and said, "Put these here and don't move them, I'll put them in."
Ai Fan clenched his fists nervously, hesitant to speak.He really cherishes these things, and he doesn't know how the hero will arrange them. He wants to say a few words, but dare not.
"Where's your clothes? That's it?"
"I... only have military uniforms."
"Can't you usually wear regular clothes?"
"Okay, but I didn't leave camp on days off before, so..."
Wu Jing understood what he meant.Since he could have it, how could he not have Ai Fan!Wu Jing glanced at the wedding room, which was not at all happy, and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.
Although to him, today was just an accident.But for Ai Fan, they are married today, but he has prepared nothing for Ai Fan.
No guests, no blessings, no romance, not even a wedding ring and a decent dinner...
He cannot be so irresponsible.
Wu Jing thought for a while, seeing that the task was completed and that he had enough time for the live broadcast, he submitted an application for downloading the broadcast in the backstage of the host.
Live barrage filled with complaints——
[No, it's prime time, why is the anchor off the air? ? 】
[Does the new anchor not know that night is the peak time to buy gifts? 】
【Is... is it in a hurry... um...】
[It's not that the platform doesn't code!It's not that I don't give money!Why not let me see! 】
After the broadcast, although Wu Jing still can't collapse the character design significantly, it is relatively relaxed psychologically.He stood up, found a set of clean pajamas and unused toiletries, handed them to Ai Fan, and then said to him with shame and solemnity: "Today is just a license, and we will have a wedding in the future."
Ai Fan hugged her pajamas, curled her eyelashes, and nodded slightly.
Wu Jing didn't know that there were no weddings on the Zerg plane.
-
In the early morning of the second day, Wu Jing rarely overslept. After the first live broadcast, he was running with people and married. At that time, Ai Fan was carefully asking him to have dinner.
Ai Fan doesn't know the master's routine yet, and he is afraid that he will be scolded if he wakes him up, but if he doesn't wake him up, this breakfast...
Yesterday Ai Fan lay down on the bed nervously after taking a bath, ready to be accepted and enjoyed by the hero, but Wu Jing didn't do anything, lay down and fell asleep by himself.
The so-called pre-marriage inspection is actually not as easy as the middle-aged male insect said yesterday. It is a very cruel acceptance method. It must be sensitive to the most sensitive parts of the female insect, including antennae, abdomen, tail, wings, etc. In-depth inspection and display of the parts, a little carelessness will cause damage to the mental power and combat power of the female, and may even be downgraded.
The "blind date" between male and female insects is not so easy for female insects. Although in terms of body structure, male insects are much "weaker" than female insects, it does not include the "blending of water and milk" kind of thing.
In this kind of thing, no male will admit that he is weak!And the facts have proved that most males are really not weak.
Ai Fan has a high-intensity training and exercise task today. If he went through the acceptance and enjoyment yesterday, he might not be able to survive, and as an admiral, he cannot ask for leave.
After Wu Jing was woken up, before he could fully open his eyes, he received a reminder to start the broadcast from the background.
Wu Jing: "..."
This is the worst rule of a live broadcast company. As long as the live broadcast of the day is often not full, as long as the number of viewers exceeds 10, the broadcast can be forced to start.
Wu Jing thought sleepily, he has only broadcast live for a day, why is he so popular?Sure enough, the live broadcast of the Zerg plane is amazingly popular recently!
【Wow!Get up early!The anchor is also a good face!I feel that I match Ai Fan very well——]
[Hahaha, there is a surprise in the forced broadcast! 】
[Ai Fan actually prepared a loving breakfast!I envy the anchor! ! 】
[I want to be a male insect in my next life! 】
Ai Fan helped Wu Jing get dressed gently and carelessly, and there was a burst of crying and howling in the live broadcast room. After Wu Jing woke up, he was a little embarrassed: "I will do it myself."
Ai Fan whispered: "Master, I have prepared breakfast, you, can you eat by yourself, I have another training mission today, and I need to go to the military area in advance..."
Wu Jing: "..."
He is not a three-year-old child, so there is nothing wrong with eating by himself.but--
"We just got married yesterday, cough, and you're going to work today?!"
Ai Fan's heart sank when he heard this, and he knelt down in front of Wu Jing in a panic: "Xiong Master, today's exercise mission is really important, tomorrow, how about tomorrow? I will ask for leave tomorrow to serve you at home."
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