Salted fish beauty doesn't want to pretend [entertainment]

◎I can’t make you too happy◎

The doctor's words were astonishing, and the word "false pregnancy" really shocked everyone in the room.

Fortunately, a non-disclosure agreement was signed in advance.

Ashley is the hottest rookie singer recently, not to mention Lu Quan, who can command a high price of 30000+ in underground auctions for a strand of hair; It seems that Lu Quan cares about Mei Yu's acting contract;

The seemingly pure and innocent little mermaid has long been famous, and even has a fake pregnancy...

The amount of information was too much for a while, and the little people buried in the hearts of the two nurses went crazy and screamed.

ah ah ah...

What kind of love triangle is this...

Why can't I say it out, the small universe is about to explode...

The believer is willing to eat meat and vegetables for the rest of her life, but she also wants to die for the follow-up of this pot of dog blood...

surface calming

Lu Quan clenched his fists tightly to avoid losing his sense of proportion in front of these people, but he stared at Suolan Fenduo ferociously, as if a real vicious snake was provoking a teacher.

you! !How dare you do that to my little baby! !

Solan Findor seemed to ignore it. Although this incident was beyond expectations for him, and it was not a real treasure coming to the world, the emotions of happiness and satisfaction overflowed the surface, completely forgetting the surrounding situation, and walked to Ashley's side to replace him. Covering the quilt, he rubbed Little Mermaid's hair affectionately, and murmured softly that the two of them could hear, "It's okay, your career is at a critical stage, and you will have opportunities to work hard in the future."

Work together on your chances of having a baby.

Solan Findo never had a family, and family had no concept in the first half of his life, just like a piece of colorful drawing paper, only one part remained pure and flawless.

At the very beginning, he planned to rely on a little blood, so that Little Mermaid could not leave him at all. After spending more than 100 years of solitude, for the first time, he subconsciously wanted to share the paintbrush with whom he wanted to paint the piece. Pale and weak smudges out bright colors.

Little Mermaid didn't have time to feel hot.

The doctor's next words were extremely cold and professional, "Actually, mermaids also need to be classified into different types. I don't know what type of mermaid Mr. Ashley belongs to."

Not to be outdone, Lu Quan spoke quickly, "The blue-tailed rare species."

Solan Findor frowned deeply.

The doctor suddenly hesitated, wondering if he should explain the patient's condition and pathology in front of so many people.

Lu Quan immediately understood and asked Ling Yue to order a nutritious lunch for him, and the two nurses quietly left the room and closed the door tightly.

Solan Fenduo glanced at him immediately, "Boss Lu is also curious about the things between us?"

Lu Quan simply sat on the leather sofa in the hotel, the resentment and venom in his heart were corroding the internal organs, he twisted an apple to play with, borrowed it to relieve the tense veins in his hands, and pinched the apple skin until it was slightly sunken into the flesh chunks.

"I am Ashley's boss, and his health belongs to the company's property. If I don't hear clearly what the doctor will explain, how can I manage and use the company's property reasonably in the future?"

The eyes of the two met, and they met with swords and swords, forming a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood.

The doctor didn't want to procrastinate. After the two broke free from reason and fought, Lu Quan would not be the one to be unlucky anyway.

He said directly, "As we all know, the conception ability of blue-tailed mermaids is very weak."

Ashley was completely dumbfounded. No, it was indeed written in the novel. The original owner's difficulty in conceiving aroused the three bad men's desire to win.

Solan Fenduo comforted him, his expression was not good, because he also remembered those terrible words.

The doctor continued to explain from a professional perspective, "The blue-tailed mermaid's uterus is naturally narrow and not easy to open. Therefore, the semi-annual estrus fever will be very violent, and the mating consciousness is quite strong. It can be said that it is a demand among half-orcs. largest amount."

……

Ashley really wanted to tell him not to continue explaining the mermaid's physiological knowledge in a professional tone, so he secretly grabbed Soran Findor's clothes, his eyes wandered, not knowing where to put them.

"In particular, the bodies of mermaids before and after estrus are extremely sensitive, and any stimulation will trigger ovulation in the genital cavity."

Don't listen, don't listen, bastard chanting scriptures...

"During this period, any close contact with the blue-tailed scarce mermaid's limbs will cause the uterine ostium to be stimulated and tightened, and the membrane of the uterine ostium to sag, forming a false uterine ostium, causing false pregnancy."

Solan Findo finally understood.

He drilled the hole, but went inside the fake one.

Lu Quan's focus was from another angle, "Xibao, I've been with you every day recently, and I've never seen you in heat."

And strange, "What is the close contact?"

What did the smelly and shameless boyfriend do to his precious Xibao! !

Instead, the doctor hesitated, "Prolonged kissing, touching and flirting with the body, or DOI behavior can all cause false pregnancy. Of course, it must be before and after heat."

An apple was crushed in Lu Quan's tight grip. He was very excited, yes, extremely excited.

In other words, maybe his little Xibao is still a pure and flawless little baby!

In other words, Lu Quan directly said out loud, "Is there a reason why I always hug Xibao?!"

Soran Findor's emotions immediately switched with his, extremely cruel, directly extinguishing the last trace of fantasy of the stupid snake.

"No, whether it's kissing, rubbing, or making love, everything that couples can do and can't do, our experience is very pleasant."

It was the first time that her possessiveness was so strong, she put her arms around the completely shameless Little Mermaid, and kissed her on the forehead in a demonstrative manner.

"I hope Mr. Lu will be more modest in the future. If Xiaoxi is pregnant, I will be the father of the child."

"And the only one."

Ashley originally thought that Lu Quan would make a fuss, and even pestered him to ask him if it was true.

Lu Quan's complexion was extremely gray, without even a little rosy luster, which was completely lost in the perfect mixture of charming and handsome.

The doctor immediately slandered: There are things that the top superstars can't get. The blue-tailed mermaid is indeed a rare species, even with such a strong personality.

But I feel that Lu Quan is very pitiful. He has the whole universe, but he has lost his love.Fortunately, there are no groupies in his family, otherwise Lu Quan would also lose love when he heard that he would have to send tons of razor blades to the other party.

In the last few performances, Lu Quan did not keep up, but found an excuse for everyone to step down, and returned to Pangcheng alone.

Since Solan Fenduo came, he did not go back, and accompanied his dear boyfriend to complete the rest of the concert.

Ashley is a fake pregnancy, just take some medicine to open the mouth of the uterus.But he was suddenly self-willed, saying that he wanted to experience the fast falling of being pregnant in advance.

Jumping and jumping on the stage, even talking and singing, shaking hands with fans, posing for photos and hugging, happy like an angel who has just fallen into the world.

After stepping down...

I vomit when I eat fish, and I only eat sour and spicy flavors. I have a low-grade fever at night. Every time I feel uncomfortable, I hum in the arms of Solan Fenduo. I open my mouth to drink 35 ℃ mountain spring water with a straw. Hugs at the level of big bears sometimes refuse to walk the road, and they insist on carrying them on their backs. The worst thing is that they are hungry in the middle of the night, and they urge Solan Fenduo to go far away to buy self-heating hot pot, bring it back and add ingredients to cook Into a deluxe version to eat.

Solan Fenduo was also reluctant to urge him to take medicine to alleviate the symptoms of false pregnancy, and it was all the favor he owed before, and he was satisfied at once.

Sometimes, especially to cooperate with Xiaomeiyu's newly developed squeamishness, he hugs Xiaobai's feet in his arms and slowly heats them up with his abdominal muscles, strokes the fish's belly with his hands, and whispers a good night story to the unnecessary cubs inside.

But there are also times when she gets angry, pulls up the troublemaker Little Mermaid, strips off her trousers and spanks hard, one palm print presses on the other, pink, and warns in a low voice, "Don't do it, be careful to find the real one this time , poke it in hard."

Little Mermaid also knew that she was going too far, so she had a lively pregnancy play with Solan Fenduo for a few days, and finally obediently took the medicine for relieving false pregnancy. Reverted to the little silly fish before.

After the last concert, Ashley was surrounded by the team's backup dancers and walked back from the stage to the dressing room.

Eugeneson was waiting for him at the door holding 999 red roses.

According to what he said, Eugeneson closely followed the footsteps of Little Mermaid along the way, and listened to every concert carefully, and fell in love with this glamorous and moving stage, who is cute and lively on the stage. little creatures.

Handing over the rose in his hand, he still maintained the gentleman's etiquette and said, "Congratulations, Xiao Yu'er, the first concert tour was a complete success."

Ashley was thinking about the photo, and seeing Eugeneson was extremely embarrassed.

As the saying goes, don't hit people with smiles.

He still took the other party's roses, half-hid his snow-white cheeks beside the bouquet, and said with a smile like wine, "Sir, you are really kind, I can have a fan like you, and I am so loved."

Little Mermaid is also like a thief, using the word "fan" to divide the boundary between the two.

But in Eugeneson's ears, he still regards Little Mermaid as the child he first met. He will never care about each other's carelessness and naughtiness with the child, and will only become more and more addicted to pampering.

He really liked Ashley.

The magic of love at first sight will never disappear with time, it will only last forever, and the love for another person is constantly perfected in the heart.

The two chatted and laughed for a few more words.

Soran Findor appeared just right, although his eyes were indifferent, he still took the bouquet from Ashley calmly.

With such a large bouquet of flowers, Eugenson needed to hold them with both hands, and Ashley was directly submerged in the center of the magnificent petals, but in the hands of Solan Findor, the bouquet looked so delicate and charming, and he held it very well , unhurried and calm.

From the first sight.

Eugeneson and Solan Findor recognize each other as rivals in the true sense, with enough experience, experience, upbringing, scheming, brain wisdom, and attitudes towards lovers are so similar.

But never sympathy.

It will only keep observing, looking for loopholes and loopholes, trying to kill the opponent with one word.

Eugeneson smiled at Solan Fenduo, not smiling. Whenever his real boyfriend came on stage, he would always show a kind of innocent normality, which would not embarrass Xiao Yuer, but was enough to make him feel uncomfortable.

"Originally, I planned to invite you to enjoy the beautiful supper at the last stop, but it seems that your boyfriend has to do this."

Then, as usual, Eugeneson would touch Little Mermaid's hair affectionately, a gesture that would never be rejected, and would cause a proper tizzy of jealousy.

If he wants to split the two, he must disintegrate from the root, penetrating the crack bit by bit until the crack becomes a moat.

He has plenty of time, and for a vampire, time is enough to last forever.

Soran Findor narrowed his eyes.

Ashley, out of politeness, said to Eugeneson who was about to leave, "I'll take you a few steps."

By the way, make it clear to the other party for the last time, don't waste your energy on him again.

He has a lover.

Solan Fenduo walked back to the dressing room with flowers in his arms. Almost every staff member knew that he was Ashley's ordinary boyfriend.

How a flower got stuck in the middle of the cow dung has become the subject of after-dinner conversation, but under Ling Yue's hint, they all shut up and dare not talk about the right and wrong of the company's cash cow, which made it hard to keep their jobs.

What's more, Little Mermaid has a slight personality of a heartthrob. Everyone likes him very much and is willing to pamper him everywhere, and some just sigh at his mate selection.

Not worthy, really too unworthy!

Solan Fenduo was not going to get angry with Hua, so he casually put aside the table and packed up Little Mermaid's personal belongings.

Little Mermaid's personal terminal was not given to Ling Yue, but to him for safekeeping.

At this moment, the personal terminal seemed to know that the master had finished important work and was about to celebrate, so it kept screaming in Solan Findor's windbreaker pocket.

Solan Findo took it out and took a look.

The screen has been replaced with a kissing photo of him and Little Mermaid, and the sticky sweetness is about to overflow the screen.

For some reason, Solan Findo was accustomed to being in danger all year round, which made him a little dissatisfied with some of the performance of this personal terminal.

For example, now, it is clear that he has not swiped across the screen, but the screen is automatically unlocked and bounces to the information interface.

A paragraph of language is displayed on the interface, which is extremely threatening.

[I still plan to show these wonderful photos to your dear boyfriend, so I can't make you too happy. 】