Salted fish beauty doesn't want to pretend [entertainment]

◎The bad thing is you◎

For three or four days, Ashley has been trying his best to avoid contact with Lu Quan alone. According to the reliable information provided by Xiaoluo, the snake in the courtship period has a strange and difficult temper, just like the saying "July bee, August snake, September rice field eel." No."

Snake, who is in the early autumn, has a great appetite because of the hibernation habit of his ancestors. Although it has evolved into the future interstellar era, it no longer needs to hibernate.But some parts that are deep in the genes will still show up.

For example: stickiness, increased appetite.

After Lu Quan enters this period every year, he will desperately increase his workload to transfer the negative energy from the influence of his ancestors.

This year is extra special because of the presence of the little mermaid.

Ever since Ashley participated in the "Sounds First" program as originally planned, Lu Quan's work schedule has been in conflict with Xibao. After this short-term tour is over, it happens to be free for more than half a month to just be around Xiaomei The fish wandered alone.

If he didn't show his face to gain favor again, that insidious villain McGovern might succeed in prying the corner of the wall.

So on the top six floors of Quanying Entertainment, Lu Quan always followed Ashley with a snakeskin plaster, holding compressed biscuit sticks of several flavors in his hand, and feeding them to Xiaomeiyu's mouth while feeding them to Xiaomeiyu. fish shoulder stickers.

Although the staff members are not qualified to enter the space on the sixth floor casually, but Ashley can't avoid getting upset sometimes.

In the end, the good temper was also laughed angrily, "Mr. Lu, can you take on a new job, don't follow me all the time." He turned his hand and pushed it against someone Lu's chest.

Lu Quan immediately fell to the ground like a fluffy cotton quilt, weak and boneless.

"Pengci, it's definitely Chiguoguo's Pengci—" Xiao Luohao has always maintained a neutral attitude towards the glib King Cobra cp, [I said he is about to court, and he probably wants to cling to you, but if you want Notice. 】

Conscience reminds, [The mating period of snakes is amazing among half-orcs, and it usually lasts for a few days. 】

Ashley: Thank you for your live science popularization of man and nature...

Sure enough, when the cunning snake fell down, he grabbed Little Mermaid's wrist, dragged them into the dance mat, and looked half-ambiguously at the blushing face of the other party.

"What should I do, Xibao, I've been knocked down recently, and I don't even have the strength to resist."

Here comes the opportunity to bring all the delusional fantasies of men and women to the whole star.

Different from McGovern's entanglement, Lu Quan's entanglement is extremely gentle, and the soft knife is used just right, poking at the soft and itchy places of people.

Xiao Meiyu laughed angrily, "I didn't use any strength, it's because you are too useless, you will fall down if you touch it."

Lu Quan forbade him to run away. Although the little mermaid is a marine creature, its skin emits a warm aura when it is on land. It is a comfortable heat source that snakes especially like to get close to.

"Nonsense, it's not like you haven't seen me when Shi Geng woke up."

As the words became more and more outrageous, Ashley decided to quickly end this flirtatious conversation.

The beautiful eyes stared hard at Lu Quan, and then stared closer for a while.

"Boss Lu, your face has lost scales."

The thin white fingertips touched the artificial scales on the side of Lu Quan's cheeks, and a piece of green snake scale stuck to it, making the fingertips softer and pinker.

Damn, this kind of perfect moment to take the opportunity to press people under the body, what artificial scales are you talking about.

The king cobra in the courtship period can be called unscrupulous and sinister, and it is extremely cruel to rivals who dare to snatch a spouse.

"It's all the fault of the damn makeup artist. The glue he used must be not strong enough."

Go back and fire him.

Lu Quan angrily touched the peeled artificial scale with his lips, his long and narrow eyes were full of seductive mist.

He wanted to lick Little Mermaid's finger.

Shocked, Little Mermaid hurriedly let go.

The king cobra's trick didn't succeed, but the dodging little mermaid had its own fragrance, which made him taste the empty air, which was also very delicious.

The silver beans on the tip of the tongue are rolling and rolling in the mouth like a taste.

Lu Quan got up and pulled Ashley up, and said without hesitation, "I ordered an agate fish from another planet with a lot of money, just to celebrate my little Xibao's victory, will you give me this little bit of face?"

In any case, Lu Quan was always his immediate boss. Ashley couldn't find a suitable excuse, so he had to send a message to Suolan Finduo, telling him not to wait for him to have dinner at night.

Solan Findo's reply was very quick: Who are you going out with?

With a certain duress not to lie.

Ashley is natural and honest: My boss.

Lu Quan?

This time, Solan Findor's reply became very slow, and it took 3 minutes for him to move.

Oh……

Ashley always felt that his word was worth a thousand words, with endless aftertaste, sour and astringent, and repeated thousands of times.

Pursing her lips and suppressing a smile, she sent a picture of a kiss with a big red mouth.

Solan Findo's reply became quicker again: no kissing.

Hum╭(╯^╰)╮

I don't like kissing anyway.

Ashley was angrily about to close the message interface of his personal terminal.

Solan Findor's next message follows: Don't be too loud.

It's just a huge stigma...

Ashley's face seemed to have been slapped with two light ear scrapes, it was very red, and the powder on the base of the ears extended all the way down, even the sexy collarbone was burned for a moment.

i didn't...

spread rumors...

nonsense...

In order to avoid the surveillance of entertainment paparazzi drones, or some fanatical fans tracked down the famous scene where the two had dinner, all kinds of unprovoked scandals were born.

Lu Quan booked the entire restaurant in advance, and hired the chef of the restaurant to handle this agate fish specially, and cook a whole table of raw fish feast.

The chef's skills are astonishing. He cut the one-meter-long fresh fish into eight pieces with a sharp knife, and sliced ​​the fish slices as thin as white jade obliquely. Each slice can be as thin as tissue paper. The light can see through the light, and the texture of the fish is clean and clear.

Lu Quan picked up a freshly cut fish fillet, dipped it in the sauce he made himself, and said, "The first chopsticks must be for my Xibao."

Open your mouth, ah...

Ashley didn't intend to eat, and squinted at the chef who was concentrating on cooking. The chef must have signed some kind of non-disclosure agreement.No matter what you see that you shouldn't see, you will never show the gossip that a human being should have.

Lu Quan waited for him for a while, and couldn't help urging, "Xibao, eat it quickly, this fish fillet is so thin, if you dip it in a little sauce, it will crumble, and if you don't eat it, it will be a waste."

Ashley had no choice but to quickly put the piece of fish into his mouth, and replied vaguely, "I can do it myself, don't help me pick it up again."

Lu Quan didn't mind, he didn't even bother to get a new pair of chopsticks at all, and just used the ones Ashley had in his mouth.

The two chatted about work, and Lu Quan also informed Ashley of the details of his upcoming work plan, saying that after the success of this "sound first" success, he would announce Little Mermaid to the outside world. Signed a contract with "Quanying" Entertainment and officially debuted.

Ashley couldn't help asking him, "I feel that no matter when I chat with you, Mr. Lu is always full of confidence, with a voice that firmly believes that I will definitely succeed, which puts me under great pressure. What if I fail in the next match? , failed to complete the final king's showdown?"

Lu Quan's chopsticks were turning lightly in his hands, and he paused for a while with a self-conscious semantic blank, "Of course, I must be fully sure of what I like."

With an imperceptible look in his eyes, the chef finished cutting the most delicate belly of the agate fish, and disposed of the rest as kitchen waste, before leaving respectfully.

"It's too wasteful!!" Ashley took two mouthfuls of this fish, it was really delicious, not to mention that Lu Quan said before that this fish was airlifted from another planet, so it must be extremely expensive.

"My mother said that people who waste money have never recited "Compassion for Farmers" seriously since they were young."

Lu Quan laughed back, "As far as I know, the author Li Shen doesn't understand the shame of waste at all. Instead, he is a guy who is gradually extravagant. It can be said that he is an angel in language and a devil in action."

Ashley knew that he could only say a few words to show off his prestige, and then he would be quickly extinguished by bad men.

Who told him that he can only sing when he has a tongue, and his social experience is as white as a bandage.

Seeing that the baby is full of anger and eats fish with his head covered.

After Lu Quan cleared the scene, he could finally live in peace for a while, so he used a little sweet trick to take out a bouquet of flowers from the fresh-keeping cabinet in the large elegant room.

"Xibao..." Lu Quan walked over to Ashley and sat down beside him.

"The stargazing flower that was brought in by air, when I went on a short-term tour, when I saw this kind of flower, guess what is the first thing that popped into my mind?"

The petals of stargazing flower are glazed blue, and under the illumination of indoor lights, they emit bright colors, reaching the softness of people's hearts.

"Your eyes, little Xibao." Holding the flowers, Lu Quan bowed his head to kiss the fragrance of the petals, and stared affectionately at the beautiful eyes of Little Mermaid's same color through the blue petals.

The beauty is charming, the beauty is chaotic, and the beauty is passionate.

"Xibao, I think..."

Lu Quan threw away the bouquet, closed his eyes and kissed Ashley.

Xiaoluo screamed in a panic, 【I have an idea, call Eugene Sen to save you, he will never behave like this—】

Shut down the system, you...

Ashley put his arms around Lu Quan's head, and solemnly blocked the invasion of the lips, "Mr. Lu, I think the color of your eyes is a bit wrong. Is there any side effect of the dye you changed?" Holding the other party head, pretending to examine carefully.

Lu Quan fully enjoys the softness of Xiao Meiyu's hands. He has been suffering from the courtship period for the past few days.

"Xibao, do you smell something on me? Did it smell like the star flower just now?"

The side of Lu Quan's neck actively leaned towards Little Mermaid, as if he wanted to have an ancient neck rub with the courting half-beast.

Xiaoluohao reminded again, [The situation is not very good, Xixizi, this bridge section is not described in the original book, most likely when Lu Quan wants to do it, he will hold you in various places, but today his situation is not right ah……

King cobras that actively court their sweethearts are very cruel. I just checked the animal encyclopedia, and it is said that male king cobras that are rejected by females will kill each other with venom ——]

Ashley:! ! (Exclamation mark crit——)

He reached out to push Lu Quan's body that was getting closer and closer, his palms were sweating crazily, and he was trembling for fear that if he said a wrong word, some nerve of the man with half-beast genes would be broken and he would kill himself.

"Lu... President... President, then... I want to eat some fish..."

Lu Quan took his chopsticks away, "Does Xibao think that I am not as good as Yuxiang?"

Snake has a good singing voice, and when he whispers, it seems like fallen leaves are expressing their love in rustling.

His feet were dishonest, repeatedly rubbing between Little Mermaid's precious calves, along Ashley's slender, white calves, like a snake climbing up.

Even if the subtle coolness and teasing coexist, it almost conveys a strong desire that can no longer be concealed.

"It's great that Xibao is a mermaid. I like mermaids the most. They are beautiful and delicate. I will treat you well. If you want the whole world..." Lu Quan wrapped his hands around Ashley's waist, which was about to shrink back. "I'll tie myself and the whole world into a bow, and give you a dowry gift, okay? Huh?"

If I say something wrong, will he become angry and bite me to death according to his nature...

Ashley was sweating like a waterfall.

If I say yes, then absolutely not.

Trembling, "I don't like you..."

"Huh? What did you say?" Lu Quan's pupils should change to a dangerous golden yellow, and the faded part and his original green pupils form an extremely dangerous visual perception.

Cold, brutal, unquestionable!

Especially when male snakes are rejected for pleasure, they will be driven by instinct to do cruel things.

As soon as Ashley thought of those two words, he was so frightened that Lu Quan's courtship failed in his head, revealing a cruel scene of sharp snake teeth biting his throat.

"Woooooooo..."

It's too late to stop crying in this situation.

The function of tear incontinence made the tears that Yu'er suppressed into pearls, and the fairy man wept with small snow-white pearls, which hit Lu Quan's gradually confused cheeks, causing pain.

"Cry, cry, cry—" Xiaoluo cheered hard, [Crying to 190000+ money soon——]

Ashley slapped Lu Quanjingui on the face, neither light nor heavy, and cried angrily, "I don't like this, why are you guys bullying me, can you ask me first..."

Fish don't like men with fangs...

Fish don't like being pinched and rounded by you like this...

They're all self righteous bastards...

[Okay, okay... Lu Quan's character design has been updated again, I will immediately reduce his attack power by 10...]

Xiao Luo fell into deep thought for a long time, 【Lu Quan's attack power, I clearly remember that when he got angry with McGovern last time, didn't it increase to 30?This, this... this has become -10, so can human beings have negative numbers? 】

In fact, Xiaoluo left for a few days and went to a few familiar old systems to inquire about McGovern's abnormal behavior.

Some systems say that this is normal. If the book walker doesn't follow the plot well, it will [-]% affect the changes of other characters and stimulate their potential personalities.

Some systems also said to tell it to report to the main brain immediately, while others laughed at it fiercely, saying that it was eating too little current.

Now there are still negative numbers in this book.

It seems that the only normal one left is Eugeneson, who should report to the mastermind immediately and closely monitor McGovern and Lu Quan.

Lu Quan was instantly taken aback by Little Mermaid's cry, he just wanted to cuddle with the person he likes according to the king cobra's courtship posture.

Immediately felt guilty, thinking back to what a pure child Ashley was, fearing that his unusually huge behavior would really frighten the little fairy boy, he couldn't help half kneeling on the ground and lying low to be a kid.

Touching the moist eye sockets of Little Mermaid, he coaxed, "Don't dislike me, okay, Xibao? I don't mean any harm. Look at how pitifully you cry, your eyes are all red."

"Don't cry, okay, I won't scare you..." He took a cup of rose water and handed it to Little Mermaid's mouth, "Look at you crying so many little pearls, my God, your throat is full of tears." Crying hurts, don't cry, okay? If your throat is broken, singing won't be sweet?!"

Lu Quan coaxed him for a long time, his heart was so soft that it was impossible for him to have the idea of ​​disobeying his spouse, never had it before.

After Ashley calmed down for a while, he sent him back to the slum intact. He only dared to speak soft words along the way, and gradually made Little Mermaid feel embarrassed.

Lu Quan thinks that the future will be long, and one day Little Mermaid will take the initiative to let herself wrap her tail.

After Ashley finished dealing with him, he returned home exhausted physically and mentally. Solan Findo would light up the lights of the whole house for him every time. The full light illuminated the newly built small building like a secret fortress, which contained secrets with warmth.

Ashley thought before entering the house.

It's really nice that we're all half-genetic to the ocean.

Before he could push open the door, a wrist-like thick tentacle came out of the door, wrapped around Ashley's waist, and crazily rolled into the room.

"I'm willing to come back."

Ashley was dizzy from the sudden suffocation, thinking that Solange's half gene was actually an octopus? !

But this tentacles look very familiar.

Deep purple and ferocious, each sucker is like a pink open flower, and the power of the knot seems to be able to penetrate his center.

"Brother Solan, are you angry?" Little Mermaid's tears that had just been wiped away reappeared in her eyes, spinning around like a tide.

"Not angry..." How could he be angry.

One of Solan Findor's tentacles caught the little bad fish that was swimming outside and didn't want to go home, and the other tentacle kept rubbing along the back of the little beautiful fish.

Cried and cried again.

Soran Findor didn't know where his anger came from, he had always been able to fake it very well.Whether it is extreme love or hate, it can easily lie dormant under the skin.

The soft wrist tips of the tentacles kept rubbing against Ashley's back, inspecting, climbing and digging deep into the waist. It was necessary to carefully check whether the little bad fish had another man's smell or hickey.

Take the dirty stuff home.

Take them back to their home.

Ashley was weeping.

Soran Findor's big hand hit him twice on the buttocks.

No pity, even rare coldness and viciousness.

Now that you have decided to make someone cry, you have to force him to cry endlessly.

"Solange, you are so scary..." Ashley sobbed.

Soran Findor kissed his cold face from crying, but there was no warmth of pity.

"I'll touch you well, don't be afraid."

But his tentacles completely made Little Mermaid even more worried.

Because that tentacle went there.

Little Mermaid clasped her shoulders that were getting stronger and stronger, "No, no, I've never been treated like that before..."

Soran Findo picked him up and started to walk towards the bedroom, "Nonsense, you said you were the one who touched your fish tail, I'm not the first one?"

more angry.

Ashley heard the sound of cloth being broken, and this strange feeling seemed familiar.

On the dark bottom of the sea, countless dark purple tentacles crawled on his limbs, embarrassing him.

It's exactly the same as the one in front of you now.

Until that familiar coolness and pain hit.

Even Solan Findor's suppressed voice was suddenly very familiar.

Foam, foam, churned foam...

With a snap, the bubble burst.

Ashley yelled like an electric shock, "I remembered, the bad thing under the sea that harassed me is you, Solange!!"