Salted fish beauty doesn't want to pretend [entertainment]

◎Xibao’s jio is delicious◎

The two roommates enjoyed a sumptuous dinner together, during which Ashley's mouth never stopped.

Before he wore the book, he was just a rookie who had never seen the world. Today, the people and things he came into contact with were so new that he couldn't help but start talking and want to share everything with his close ones.

Ashley picked up the baked crispy fish cakes and kept describing his experience today. When Lu Quan suddenly asked him to be a backup singer, the instructor just practiced it three or five times in tune with him. , the sound picker turned on the microphone and asked him to sing along with the music, but he was so nervous that his palms and feet were sweaty.

"Fortunately, the last few songs have all been sung."

Solan Findo looked calm, and then rolled up the corners of his lips sharply, "Why do I think you show off a little too much?"

One sentence made Xiao Meiyu's face flush immediately, "I didn't... Brother Solan, how could you miss me so much..." A little naughty light flashed in his eyes, "But the moment I finished singing and everyone said ok, I really admire myself, oh hehehe..."

"Proud long nose..." Solan Findo pinched the tip of his delicate nose.

Ashley was so angry that he couldn't get rid of it, and said in a smug voice, "Brother Solange is actually the best. There is not even a single fishbone in the small fish cakes...the most delicious fish cakes in the world." tasty……"

For this kind of pediatric rainbow fart, Solan Findo still bought it, and let go with a smile, "Cooking is a very simple thing in the final analysis, just like doing an experiment, adding a catalyst to an appropriate amount of solution, using alcohol The light burns, and finally produces another brand new substance."

He was talking, staring at Ashley, and Little Mermaid hurriedly rubbed her nose while he was letting go, for fear that her nose would be pinched, she rubbed her lips secretly, as if implying that you can also be narcissistic, and you are ashamed to pick my thorn.

Under the dim yellow and light orange light, her delicate and naive appearance suddenly became hazy.

Even though he was wearing glasses, he felt that this hazy feeling was extremely abnormal, and it would melt a certain part of his heart.

It's been many, many... many years, and he hasn't had such a weird touch.

Ashley's topics were not lacking in witty, gossip-minded thoughts, and his red and soft mouth couldn't control it at all. He took Lu Quan's conflict with Dalfi today as a fresh melon and told Solan Findo.

Solan Findo has always hoped that Little Mermaid can take the initiative to participate in the plot.

There is always a huge difference between hearing and hoping.

Solan Fenduo immediately understood Lu Quan's intentions, and said bluntly, "Although I don't know much about the entertainment industry, I seldom pay attention to the news of any star."

"However, his popularity in the whole star is definitely not just based on his appearance. You remember to ignore things, close your eyes and listen, and try not to force yourself on things you don't like."

At this point, Solan Findor closed his mouth tightly again. He recalled the reminder from the jellyfish man, and he also knew that he was one of the most important rules in traveling through the three thousand worlds.

Earn money without interfering with the protagonist's actions.

Ashley, however, secretly sensed that Solange was unhappy, his expression under the glasses was gloomy and dark, unlike the usual him, thinking that he talked too much about topics that the other party was not interested in, so he found an excuse to pick up the bowl between the dining tables Dishes, to take the initiative to wash the dishes.

Solan Fenduo finally acted like he was returning to God, his depression faded away, he took the dirty dishes from Little Mermaid's palm with both hands, and smiled against his will, "Let me do it, Xiaoxi has performed well at work today, and I will reward you for not using it." Do the chores."

Ashley didn't lie either. After thanking him happily, he hummed a little song and headed into his bedroom to play with his personal terminal for a while.

Normally, he doesn't pay much attention to the entertainment industry. Since he will have to deal with people in the industry in the future, he can't seem too idiot if he doesn't contact anything.

He didn't dare to log in to the anchor account registered in the music live broadcast room before. Today, he suddenly thought of going to the backstage to check. He was pleasantly surprised to find that the two videos he recorded had exceeded [-] million views.

After tipping 130000 points in the background of the anchor account, I got 10000+, and there will be [-]+ credits every month.

I fuck...I fuck...

Xiao Yuyu was so excited that she started swearing, so she quickly called Xiao Luohao to save it for him.

Ashley kept rolling on the bed, and now his deposit has exceeded 280000+, which is a windfall for a silly fish over 18 years old.

"Little Conch! If I don't plan to go to other planets in the future, but live on a certain planet in this star belt, can you recommend me a planet with flowers and seas..."

The little snail returned to normal, and immediately listed seven planets that are most suitable for retirement in the main star Boledia. According to the current housing prices, he chose the most optimal land location. His current savings can already buy a small piece of beach land well. up.

very good.

As long as a person has new hopes, he will be full of endless motivation. When he saves enough money to buy a whole house by the sea, he will leave the main star.

……

I don't know if Solange is willing to go with him when the time comes...

God!What nonsense is he talking about, he just got better and better with Solange, how could he take the family man away when he ran away...

Ashley made a fan with his hands, and kept slapping his red-hot cheeks.

"No, I have to take a shower. It must be that the main star is too hot in summer, and I have become dizzy."

Xiaoluo was strange, 【You are not swimming today, you should have had a good time, right?I know why you are blushing, [-]% of it is money burning, money is hot——]

Ashley didn't care, and staggered towards the shared bathroom of the small dilapidated room. His attention was completely focused on his vision for the future life, and he didn't notice the slightest bit of water vapor leaking from the door of the dilapidated bathroom.

Pull open the dilapidated door that has been in disrepair for many years.

There are half and half hookahs in the bathroom, and a strange man is standing sideways to him under the shower head.

Ashley thought that McGovern's figure was already very strong. The man in the water mist was not inferior to any male at all. He had broad shoulders, strong waist and hip muscles, strong long legs and heavenly legs. Just a glance from the side could vaguely tell that the man was beautiful. The level is unparalleled, just like the creation gods described in mythological books, bringing light and beauty to the world.

The most important thing is that the whole body of the strange man is crystal clear and snow-white, and his extremely long eyelashes tremble like swaying moonlight under the sprinkled water drops, until his cold pure white eyes slowly open.

The only purple-red part of the body was washed in the water droplets, and it was covered with soft thorns.

"Who?"

The man's voice was extremely high and cold, like the rustling of ice and snow.

Before the sound was finished, a killing intent arose due to a conditioned reflex, and more than a dozen huge purple-red tentacles with thick wrists drilled out from the back.

The man restrained all the attacks of the ominous creatures faster, and hovered at the moment when he was about to wrap up Little Mermaid.

Ashley was overstimulated, and his brain seemed to be powered off. He rolled his eyes and fainted, and the decelerated tentacles were held firmly in the air.

tsk...

Soran Findo touched the glasses from the sink, and the moment he put them on his face, the emotional blocker restarted the disguise program, turning him into the thin and thin young boy before.

Soran Findor walked to the bathroom door naked, glanced at the ground, the broken door lock was shattered, Ashley was limp in the wriggling of his tentacles, his skin was flushed red by rubbing, the poor little boy seemed to be mercilessly crushed in the next second. devour.

There was mist in front of the lens, and he scratched Ashley's baby-like sleeping face with his slender fingers.

Solan Findor's hometown is deep in an abyss-like Dead Sea, and the undercurrents of the sea are as painful as knives cutting muscles and bones.

When he and thousands of eggs were hatched at the same time, the sea water easily killed most of the young lives.

In the end, only he survived.

Originally, he was not him, but He, the only person in the Dead Sea who survived natural elimination like a catastrophe, should be called the god-like child of the entire ethnic group.

If he wasn't born with deformed tentacles, he would be twice as powerful and cruel as others.

Solan Finduo sneered, "The lives in your books are too fragile, and they can't go through the harsh toss at all."

That freaks out, what a little idiot.

Ashley seemed to be wrapped around his limbs by something elastic and strong, and the feeling of weakness that could not make a sound made the little mermaid hum and sink while writhing.

His legs were spread out and seemed to be watched so carefully by prickly eyes that Ashley began to weep under his breath, pooling cheap tears that literally wet his heaving chest.

The soft touch gradually occupied his ankles, until the two fish legs were smeared with white ointment.

"What... what's going on?" Ashley's headache was unbearable, and his body was mainly aching. "I seem to have fainted..." He couldn't remember why he fainted.

When people are in extreme and uncontrollable fear, they always have doubts about whether they are having nightmares.

Opening his eyes slightly, he saw that Solan Fenduo retracted something, and something was on his hand, which gave off a greasy luster under the dim bedroom lamp.

"Xiaoxi, are you awake?" Solan Fenduo took out a piece of paper and wiped his palms, calmly and calmly, "You passed out at the bathroom door, I have spent a lot of effort to move you to the bed .”

There was a clear implication in this sentence, which led Ashley to pay attention to his thin body.

"Brother Solan, we have something in the bathroom." The sense of instability suspended in mid-air finally settled when he saw the other party's face.

Ashley felt aggrieved and complained with palpitations.

"Then... what did you see?" Solan Findo couldn't help squinting his eyes, his natural vigilance made him look extremely dangerous.

Ashley only took one look before he fainted, but this one was enough to frighten his world view.

"Elephant, I saw the elephant man..."

Ashley was dazed, his face was as red as a furnace, and his speech was slurred.

After three seconds.

He hugged his face tightly and buried himself in the quilt, "No, no, I must be dazzled, that person is as white as cheese or hard marble...it's a milkman!"

The chaotic thoughts couldn't be sorted out, so he finally gave up and grabbed the corner of Solan Findor's clothes, "I remember, it's an alien, there is an alien in our bathroom!!"

Solan Findo's face was darkened, he is known as the ceiling of beauty in the whole book, what the hell is the alien, he couldn't help but take out the self-cooling ice pack and apply it to Little Mermaid's forehead, "You are confused, our family except You and me, where is there a third person? It is probably because you were exhausted from working all day yesterday and had hallucinations."

"Really?" Ashley touched the two fish legs with his hands, wearing thin pajama pants, the inside was slippery, without the sticky feeling of milky white liquid at all.

Maybe I visited so many sets yesterday that I was really hallucinating?

The cold ice pack made Xiao Yuyu forcefully crawl into Solan Findor's arms.

"I don't care...I'm too timid. Brother Solan, you are responsible for sleeping with me tonight. Anyway, I won't dare to sleep alone tonight."

Ling Yue's shift car was waiting in front of Ashley's house early in the morning, and Little Mermaid was on the phone with Lu Quan after eating breakfast.

Ashley expressed doubts, "Yesterday's staff said that I have finished singing this week's songs, and there is nothing to do on the set today..."

Lu Quan was obviously busy with work, but he still said obediently, "It's your benefit to come, and this is the boss's order, Xibao will be spanked if he doesn't obey."

The little fish has a black thread on its head.

Ling Yue's driving skills were solid, so he handed over a nutritious breakfast hand-picked by Lu Quan, and said to Ashley, "Mr. It is your dedicated agent in charge, who will take care of all your related matters.

Then you will be assigned five makeup stylists, body sculptors, vocal instructors, and two other people who will help you manage fan management on your Twitter account. "

The word "considerate" is used very ambiguously.

what?

Ashley was eating the free breakfast, and he didn't feel that he had just eaten the breakfast made by Solange at home, which was a kind of desecration to his body.

His head was probably still dizzy, whether he had an unwarranted hallucination.

"I'm just a voice substitute?"

Ling Yue smiled: "No one wants to be someone else's shadow for the rest of their lives."

Nonsense... I'm willing... I just want to earn money silently to buy a big house for the elderly...

Ling Yue looked at his words from the rearview mirror. As a qualified artist assistant, he has the strongest abilities in all aspects. The most beautiful flowers can bloom through cultivation. So let’s take it slow and move forward bit by bit. It’s not a good thing for the entertainment industry to become popular overnight. Besides, you are still young, and proper guidance and resource supply will allow you to grow steadily , and finally ripen."

I'm very mature da- I'm mature too early...

Ashley found that Lu Quan's sincere thoughts should not be underestimated. He didn't say anything, but asked Ling Yue to talk to him.

woman's mouth...

I can't help but sigh, I'll take it easy now that I've come, and I'm going to take a step back and say, "I've always been curious about a saying, are you usually used to calling Mr. Lu Quan Lu? It feels weird, isn't he an artist and his first job? "

"In the company, he must be called Mr. Lu. On the set, he is usually called single character spring."

Ashley suddenly covered his mouth and laughed, raised his right hand in the shape of a snake's head, twisted left and right and said, "I thought it was called hiss...snake-hiss..."

In exchange, Ling Yue smiled heartily, "Your personality is so cute, even if you don't become popular in the future, many people will definitely like you very much, so don't worry, just trust Mr. Lu."

The atmosphere on the set was slightly better than yesterday, but it was still as dull as a boulder falling into a dead lake, unable to make any extra ripples.

As soon as Ashley walked in, he immediately realized that the atmosphere was not right.

Because the main director on the set and the three assistant camera directors all cast inquiring gazes at him.

Ashley felt that there was nothing unusual on his face, and was about to sneak into the recording studio under the cover of Ling Yue.

"Please wait a moment." It wasn't the sub-camera director who spoke, but the main director waved, "I'll wait for you here for a long time, come quickly."

The chief director's manner of speaking was already very polite. To him, a little-known person who just stepped into the entertainment circle with a toe, he was simply as amiable as a spring breeze.

More people stared like torches.

Sure enough, it is the fate of the main character who cannot escape, and the physique of a heartthrob that has attracted much attention.

Ashley walked over obediently.

"Very good, not bad, it's you." The lead director must have been hinted in private, and the language he spoke seemed to be conveying the will of another person.

"Dalifi has a scene that he is a bit difficult to shoot. I need your help to shoot it. The salary will definitely not be low. The key is that you need to cooperate with us to complete it immediately."

When Ashley ate melon yesterday, his sixth sense was vaguely not very good.

"I can only sing..."

"It's okay..." The lead director got up from the chair, and followed the beauty's stunned and dodging posture from top to bottom.

There is no shortage of beauties in the entertainment industry.

But there is a lack of clever people who are alive and well.

There is such a photogenic Zhu Yu beside him. If he hadn't been reminded by someone, he would have circled around more than a dozen seats every day, and almost missed many pleasing opportunities.

"You help Dalifei as a voice substitute, anyway, what kind of substitute is it, you help him do a leg substitute again."

This is either an interrogative sentence asking yes or no, or an unquestionable declarative sentence.

Ashley immediately understood that if he agreed, Lu Quan would come to suck his legs, and refused directly, "No, no, my legs are hairy, really, like kiwi fruit, and I don't taste very good."

The smell of stinky salted fish.

I don't know when Lu Quan showed up. He was wearing exquisite costumes, and the person who took off the lace fashionable clothes unexpectedly had a handsome side.

"I'll talk to him."

The main director is just a paving stone, after changing the subject, he will personally teach the part of attracting jade.

"What's the matter, Xibao, why are your eyes red?" Lu Quan kept a proper distance from Ashley on the set.

Many of his fans will temporarily participate in the welfare activities organized by the company, come to the set to watch the idol's daily life from a distance, take some photos and post them on the star tweeter to stir up the topic.

In case of being too intimate, Ashley will soon be so human that not even the dregs will be left.

So if you want to stick close to the little cutie, you have to think of some ingenious ways.

"The fourth episode of this TV series is now short of a few important shots. If it cannot be scheduled, the broadcast of next week may be delayed, which will eventually affect the total broadcast rate of the entire drama."

"Me and Dalifei can shoot other shots, but this one can't, because..." Lu Quan told Little Mermaid in a low voice, "Dalifei's half-beast body is a crow, and there is a layer of soft scales on his legs , I absolutely don’t want anyone to see it.”

There is no way to refute what Lu Quan said, but there is no need to suck my legs...

Ashley looked down at his toes, "There are so many legs in this studio..."

"That won't work, never will." Lu Quan's reply cannot be rejected, "None of them are you."

Although he was not close, the silver ball on his tongue kept tapping between his lips and teeth, as if he was enduring anxiety and longing, "Only Xibao's feet are fragrant."

The author says:

I thought about it carefully, Ashley's tears can't all be pearls, and occasionally they have to be worthless water, otherwise they won't be wet.

what am i talking about...

感谢在2022-05-1718:58:29-2022-05-1922:00:06期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦……

Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 4 for Dororo; 2 for Borges' Sunset;