Salted fish became popular after going on a variety show with a dead enemy

Because it was the last episode, the guests didn't sleep on the way, they were chatting with each other.

At this stage, Ran Cheng quietly looked out the window, admiring the scenery along the way, but was cue many times today.

Song Qi asked him: "Teacher Ran, what impressed you most about the last concert?"

Ran Cheng's distracted attention was drawn back.

[What a blunt question, does Song Qi have a script?]

[But that's a good question, Ran Cheng, please say something more! 】

[I have to say that although Song Qi is a bit of a dog, sometimes he understands what the audience wants to know]

【Indeed, the last concert was too simple and not enjoyable at all】

【/ear】

Ran Cheng hadn't been asked this question for a long time, and his empty mind was forced to work.

In fact, what impressed him the most was Liang Yi's kiss in the small room, but he couldn't say it.

I can't say anything about the former teammates being able to come to the scene, and Duan Qiye's earrings also made him emotionally fluctuate for a long time.

There is nothing else.

Everyone looked at him, and Ran Cheng could only say: "Actually, there is nothing particularly profound. The memory of the concert is a whole, like a large plate of chocolate, which cannot be broken."

This is mentioned in a previous company training, "During interviews, you can use rhetorical analogies and other techniques to enrich the content and make yourself look more cultured."

Ran Cheng remembered the chocolate that he could never break.

Guests: "?"

One after another began to think about what a big board.

Liang Yi said: "That's because you have to break it from the middle, of course it won't make a whole."

[What a vivid metaphor/like/like]

[Only Liang Yi can react]

[Wu Wu is so good, Liang Yi didn't join in when the others were talking before]

【What brand of chocolate, I really want to eat it】

It was also rare for Chu Yushan to speak up: "I usually eat dark chocolate."

"God." Ran Cheng frowned, "That's too bitter."

Luo Yeran said: "Before filming, I went to a dessert shop, the handmade ones are delicious."

"..."

【How did the topic come here?】

[This matter needs to start with a concert]

【Laughing to death, Ran Cheng chattered this and suddenly he didn't feel sleepy anymore】

[Change the polite chat atmosphere by yourself]

Amidst the conversation, the bus gradually drove into the main urban area of ​​Youcheng from near the airport.

Most of the houses here are relatively low, and the bricks and tiles have a feeling of a Jiangnan water town, which is even more unique in this season of transition from winter to spring.

Green postboxes can be seen everywhere on the street, and the camera in the live broadcast room turned twice around the whole street, from a small shop selling soy milk to an old man walking with a dog.

【God, my retirement city】

[I really want to settle down here, just taking a walk every day should make my mood better]

[Cough, I checked the house price and found that I should be able to live there if I struggle for hundreds of years without eating or drinking]

[Great, the dream of walking on the street can be realized in a few hundred years! /bare teeth]

【Will you not scare others by then】

【who cares】

-

The director raised the horn: "Every teacher has worked hard these few episodes! This time we are the real guest benefits, similar to traveling."

Qi Xiaoxiao immediately questioned: "There won't be any more things like going up the mountain to catch chickens and going fishing in the water?"

Luo Yeran was a newcomer last time, and was a little surprised: "Huh? It's so hard. Does fishing mean going to the river to catch fish?"

"..."

There was a brief pause among the guests, but Qi Xiaoxiao pretended not to hear.

[Hahaha, this little girl didn't watch the previous issue when she saw it]

【Ran Cheng: Well why cue me】

【"Fishing in the Water"】

[Hahaha laughing to death]

In silence, Ran Cheng took the initiative to say, "I accidentally fell into the river while fishing."

Luo Yeran "..."

She apologized for the rash question.

Fortunately, at this time, the bus arrived at its destination.

The car was parked in front of a gray retro-style building, and there was a large activity room inside, which was spacious and comfortable.Cooperating with the street scene outside, everything is leisurely and leisurely, which seems to be very suitable for chatting.

The director asked everyone to sit down and then said:

"It's still the old rule. Let's pick the house first. The winners of the previous round were Jing Huanhai and Chu Yushan. You pick first."

"Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Liang Yi and Mr. Ran Cheng." Jing Huanhai showed a villain's standard smile.

The director clicked, and four pictures appeared on the screen, all of which were separate bedrooms.

"Is there no money for this show?" Song Qi yelled, "Why did you change the room? You won't be renting with others."

The director smiled without saying a word.

[The decoration style is similar, blind guess is in the same house]

[It’s definitely unrealistic to share a room with an amateur, I also think it’s a guest living together]

[This room is as big as my living room, tears in my eyes]

[Visual estimation looks like a detached villa]

"Then let's choose the brightest one." Jing Huanhai and Chu Yushan chose the room with the best lighting.

Ran Cheng and Liang Yi came in third last time, and after the first two were selected, they randomly chose one of the remaining ones.

After all the selections were over, the director closed the screening, and kept it a secret, refusing to tell everyone why he only showed the room.

"Okay, now we announce this mission."

He pulls out a card.

"Since I said that the last episode of the program is a relaxation benefit for everyone, our task will be easier." The director paused for a few seconds.

"Our program is called "Long Time No See, Old Classmates". In fact, not only do we have classmates, everyone has their own classmates and youth memories. The task of this issue is to help people in this city find their classmates when they graduated from elementary school. Deskmate."

"Graduated from elementary school?"

As soon as the voice fell, everyone present was surprised.

"Huh? How many years ago was that?"

"No, not necessarily in this city."

"Maybe there is one with its own contact information, just call it." Jing Huanhai explained the solution in one word.

Everyone relax:

"Yes, there are also those who have always had a good relationship, just ask casually. Or simply the whole class reunion, you can make up a lot of pairs."

The director showed a mysterious smile, and added: "Our request has not been finished yet. It needs to be at least ten years without contact, and the two must arrive on the scene on the last day of the show. We will send everyone a piece of paper, which will Provide the names and contact information of some local people.

The group of guests who find the most wins, and the group with the least will receive a very dire punishment. "

The crowd who had just relaxed became silent again.

"Hey, are you just playing around?" Jing Huanhai walked towards the director, "Did you think about it on the spot? Let me see your script."

He snatched it up and unfolded it, and really wrote this one.

"Ten years? Who remembers my deskmate in elementary school ten years ago, anyway, I don't remember." Song Qi said.

"Wait." Qin Yue interrupted, "Who can prove that they are at the same table? Haven't contacted for ten years?"

The director said with a smile: "We will conduct several question and answer verifications, and only those who pass will be counted."

The guests were speechless.

【I even forgot whether my deskmate was male or female】

[I remember that I had a very good relationship with my deskmate at the time, but we lost contact after entering junior high school]

【Tears, my deskmate owed me two dollars at the time, I saw it in a notebook when I was packing up that day】

【Hahaha so only those who have a story can remember】

[Liang Yi and Ran Cheng also recorded a variety show together after being separated for five years/Goutou]

【/狗头/狗头】

Ran Cheng turned his head and said to Liang Yi, "Ten years is fine. If you graduated from elementary school ten years ago, you should go to university now."

Liang Yi asked him: "Then do you still remember, who was the deskmate in elementary school?"

Ran Cheng thought about it for a long time: "I didn't seem to be at the same table at the time. I went out to participate in a singing competition when the seats were allocated, and I was not reserved for me. I sat alone."

"Then who is your deskmate in high school?" Liang Yi asked suddenly.

Ran Cheng smiled: "It's you."

[Why do Liang Yi and Ran Cheng always whisper and don't participate in everyone's discussions? 】

【The same question】

[And every time the angle is tricky, preventing others from reading lips]

【looks very happy】

【I really want to sit between the two of them and listen to what they are talking about】

【plus one】

"By the way, we will set a deadline on the last day. In order to avoid being too late, we can bring people to verify every day. It is best to know their stories to ensure authenticity. If fraud is found, 5 points will be deducted from the total. "

Everyone had to agree.

"There's also the issue of eating." The director smiled mysteriously again.

The guests began to feel their scalps tingling reflexively: "You won't have to solve it yourself again?"

"Let's go to where we live first."

The director took them, got on the bus and went to the house.

This is a two-storey detached house. The first floor is mainly for activity spaces such as the kitchen, and the second floor is for living.

The director asked the guests to come to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, and showed a wealth of dishes, which were stuffed layer by layer, which looked spectacular.

"Our program group is very humane, so we provide you with a variety of raw materials!"

【Hahaha I still have to do it myself】

[But at least there is no need to catch chickens and fish, I feel that there are really many kinds of vegetables and meat]

[I saw Chuan Chuan Er, are there barbecue tools on the ground? ! 】

[Ahhh, will there be a yard outside? 】

The guests were also very pleasantly surprised after noticing that there was indeed an open-air garden behind the building, and there was also a large round table.

"That's good, except it's a little cold."

"It's a good time to eat barbecue in cold weather."

After visiting the whole room, the director asked everyone to go back to the room to pack their things.

Ran Cheng couldn't wait to run up with his small suitcase, only to find that his and Liang Yi's rooms were next to Jinghuanhai and Chuyu Mountain.

He met the two who were about to enter the door.

"Hey, Xiao Rancheng is on the order?" Jing Huanhai didn't see Liang Yi, and couldn't help whistling, "I went back to watch the show and found out that you said I was a villain in the last episode?"

Ran Cheng could only remember that he had thought this way in his heart, but he couldn't remember clearly whether he had mentioned it on the show.

Chu Yushan greeted Ran Cheng, and then urged Jing Huanhai: "Don't mess with Brother Ran Cheng, time is tight, come in and clean up first."

Jing Huanhai smiled, stretched out his thumb and forefinger to Ran Cheng, made a pistol gesture, aimed at his forehead, made a "pop", and blew on the muzzle of the gun.

Before Ran Cheng could react, Jing Huanhai followed Chu Yushan back to the room.

"Why are you standing here in a daze?"

Liang Yi came over dragging two big boxes, and seeing him staring blankly at other people's doors, he thought he was thinking about some important issue again.

"God, Liang Yi." Ran Cheng said to him, "Just now Jing Huanhai bullied me."

The author says:

When Liang Yi came back, he found that Ran Cheng was being bullied, and in a rage he flattened Jing Huanhai (God of War Body)