Xiao Jiaolong fails to ascend every day

That's what I said, but it's also true that the human race is hateful.

Xi Boyi has seen more angry things, so he really can't sympathize with this little monster being cheated, but he also understands Xiao Jiaolong's indignant mood.

He asked again: "Braised prawns in oil, Dongpo elbow, pork ribs in black bean sauce, which one do you want?"

Chi Yu didn't even think about it, and subconsciously replied: "Spicy pork ribs in black bean sauce!"

Xi Boyi laughed softly: "Okay."

"……You deliberately."

Xi Boyi: "Well, on purpose."

Chi Yu blushed with embarrassment, and turned to look out the window.

All right, be angry, be angry, you still have to eat.

For Chiyu, there is nothing that cannot be solved by a meal of food, if there is, then two meals.

After eating and drinking enough to return home, Chi Yu had already forgotten about the black-hearted shop owner, slumped on the sofa, touched his bulging stomach, turned on the projector, and continued chasing his favorite anime.

Although more than ten years have passed, Chiyu still prefers cartoons.

During this period, he has put "Bear Infested", "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf", "Cat and Mouse", "Big Ear Tutu", "Black Cat Sheriff", "Big Head Son and Little Head Dad", "Legend of Nezha" , "Kung Fu Panda", "SpongeBob SquarePants" and more than a hundred cartoons have all been watched.

Now there are no animations to watch, and I moved to the animation area.

Xi Boyi picked up the tablet and was about to continue busy with the renovation work. He just sat down next to Xiao Yao when Chi Yu patted his thigh: "Tail."

After the words fell, a thick-long black dragon tail appeared and hung on Chiyu's thigh. The little demon grabbed it casually and hugged it into his arms, as if hugging a warm pillow, very comfortable.

The only downside is that his face has been rubbed on it for a long time, and it is easy to get angry.

Speaking of this, he and Xi Boyi haven't had sex for three days.

Tsk, it seems a little long.

Could it be that the fart smell of a weasel is really tainted on my body, so that the other party can't have sex?

Thinking of this, Chi Yu couldn't help frowning, raised his arm and sniffed his arm vigorously.

No, although it is not as fragrant as after taking a bath, it does not have the slightest smell.

Besides, it had been three days, and he had taken a good bath every night, so it was impossible for the smell to remain.

Then why didn't Xi Boyi touch him?

"Are the cartoons bad?"

A man's voice suddenly sounded, planning Xiao Yao's thoughts.

"Ah?" Chi Yu shook his head and denied, "No, it's pretty."

Xi Boyi: "Then why do you look so inattentive?"

Chi Yu didn't hold back, and said directly, "I'm thinking about how you've had sex with me these two days."

Xi Boyi choked.

Chi Yu asked: "Is it because I still have the smell of weasel farts on me, do you dislike it?"

Xi Boyi stared at him and didn't speak for a long time.

Chi Yu looked at him, didn't quite understand what Xi Boyi meant, and asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

Xi Boyi directly closed the tablet, turned off the projector, wrapped the little demon into his arms with his tail, clamped his chin, and complained: "Speak carefully, do I despise you?"

Chi Yu nodded without hesitation, "Yes."

"..." Xi Boyi questioned, "Who complained of a stomachache early on Monday morning?"

Well... it's me.

"Who is urging me to get busy with the decoration of the new house?"

Uh...it seems to be me.

"Who was sleepy when I came back yesterday, and fell asleep as soon as I touched the pillow?"

Chi Yu leaned over, covered his mouth with his hand, and smirked at Xi Boyi: "I'm just asking casually, don't take it seriously, I know now that you don't dislike me."

Xi Boyi grabbed him

Wrist, moved his hand away, and said: "How about today, does your stomach still hurt, and do you still feel tired?"

Chi Yu swallowed, not knowing how to answer.

Now that he explained that what he said just now was purely on a whim, would Xi Boyi believe it?

The man directly picked up the little demon and went upstairs to prove it with reality.

I don't believe it.

The next day, Xi Boyi took the little demon who was drowsy and refused to get up into the car, and took him to the Demon God Bureau.

In the bathroom, Chi Yu washed his face with cold water to wake himself up, put one hand on his lower abdomen, sighed helplessly, feeling uncomfortable again.

On weekdays, in order to allow him to go to work, Xi Boyi would restrain himself a bit, and would only be a little more unrestrained on Fridays and Saturdays.

I wanted to say that last night, now it's all over, my whole body has been stamped, and I don't have to worry about Xi Boyi disliking me for being stinky.

It's just a red mark on the neck, how can he cover it up?

In the early morning, when Gong Feng came to work, he was taken aback when he saw Chi Yu's empty workstation.

Eh?

Usually, Chi Yu always arrives earlier than himself, why are you late today?

Just as he was thinking this, he caught a glimpse of Chi Yu walking in wrapped in a large coat from the corner of his eye.

"Chi Yu?" Gong Feng was surprised: "What's wrong with you?"

Chi Yu said: "It's nothing, it feels a little cold today."

Gong Feng: "..."

cold?

Now it is the season of hot summer in July, and God will be cold when riding a horse!

How could Chi Yu not know that he was crazy.

But he couldn't.

Compared with the ambiguous eyes of colleagues, it seems that being a fool for a while is acceptable.

Ignoring the surprised expressions of Gong Feng and other colleagues, he asked, "Should we go to the detention center to interrogate the male red fox's family in the morning?"

Gong Feng: "Ah yes."

Chi Yu: "Let's go now."

Gong Feng: "Yes."

Seeing Chi Yu's escape, he almost realized what was going on.

On the first floor, two monsters got off the elevator.

Gong Feng looked at Chi Yu sideways, looked at his loose coat, and asked, "Chi Yu, you are wearing Xi Ju's coat, right?"

"……Um."

Gong Feng: "Hide the kiss = scar?"

"..."

Chi Yu didn't answer, his expression was still calm, but the red tips of his ears completely betrayed him.

Gong Feng clenched his fist to his lips, coughed lightly and said, "Actually... it doesn't matter if you show it, colleagues in the department know your relationship with Xi Ju, even if there are kiss marks, they won't say anything."

With a sullen face, Chi Yu raised his head to stop his persuasion: "You don't understand."

Gong Feng: "...I understand."

He also has a spouse, how could he not understand.

Chi Yu continued: "This is not a question of kiss marks."

Gong Feng grasped the key point: "How many are those?"

Chi Yu: "..."

The more silent he was, the more curious Gong Feng became.

The two of them have been regular partners for so long, and their relationship is already very familiar. Gong Feng knows that Chi Yu has a good personality, and sometimes dares to make some harmless little jokes with him.

"You unzip it and let me see."

Chi Yu refused: "No."

Gong Feng: "Let me see, and I'll teach you how to cover kiss marks."

Chi Yu glanced sideways at him: "Really?"

Gong Feng: "Yes."

Chi Yuyou was tempted and said: "Then say it first, you are not allowed to laugh at me."

Gong Feng nodded: "Well, don't laugh."

Chi Yu looked around and saw that there were no other monsters in the parking lot, so he unzipped his thin coat to reveal his neck.

"Pfft

—"

In the next second, a series of subdued low laughter echoed in the parking lot.

Chi Yu had expected it a long time ago, so he gave him such a cold look, and didn't bother to pay attention to his breach of promise, so he zipped up again and walked towards the car.

Gong Feng caught up and said, "Sorry Chi Yu, I blamed me for not being mentally prepared just now, I didn't mean to laugh at you."

Chi Yu walked to the passenger door, knocked on the window and said, "Open the door."

The car made a beep, the lock was unlocked, and Chi Yu sat on it.

Gong Feng also got into the driver's seat and continued to explain: "I really didn't mean to make fun of you."

Chi Yu snorted softly: "Is there any meaning for a joke? You've finished laughing."

Gong Feng clicked his tongue and sighed: "I really can't tell that Xi Ju is quite..."

The latter words were blocked by Chi Yu's warning eyes.

Gong Feng knew that the joke was appropriate, so he didn't continue. He opened the storage box on the right, took out a round box the size of a palm, and said, "This is for you."

Chi Yu said angrily, "What?"

Gong Feng: "My wife's concealer."

Chi Yu held the box and asked, "How to use it?"

Gong Feng: "...Well, just use a brush to wipe the kiss marks on your neck, wipe it back and forth a few times, and it will be covered."

Chi Yu didn't quite believe it and said, "Are you sure?"

Gong Feng: "..."

Not very sure, but he saw that his daughter-in-law did it this way.

Gong Feng said: "Try it, my daughter-in-law uses it to cover her kiss marks, I think it's pretty good."

Chi Yu expressed doubts, but tried anyway.

Hmm...it worked out pretty well.

The red poke was covered, and Chi Yu could finally take off his coat.

Gong Feng also proudly said: "Look, I said it can be covered."

The car drove to the suburbs and arrived at the Misheng Detention Center.

This detention center is specially used to temporarily detain little monsters. It was originally called the Monster Detention Center, but later it was changed to the Misheng Detention Center for fear of being discovered by the human race.

There is also an enchantment in the detention center, unless the great demon with a cultivation base of more than ten thousand years tries his best, it is impossible for any monster to break through the enchantment and escape.

Xiong Chihu's family was locked together, and seeing Chi Yu and Gong Feng approaching, Xiong Chihu immediately got up and ran over to ask, "Gong Feng, how is my child?"

Yesterday afternoon, Chi Yu was taken to the hospital, but he didn't know what happened afterwards.

Then Gong Feng said: "It's okay, they are still receiving treatment in the hospital, and they have special nurses."

Knowing that his child was fine, the male red fox was a little relieved, and accepted the interrogation very cooperatively, and honestly explained the reason why they sneaked into the human world.

In fact, when it comes to this matter in detail, it is not the male red fox that is to blame, but the leader of their group, who was unwilling to compete with other monsters for the position of the demon king, secretly killed several cubs of the other party, and was killed by the newly appointed monster. The demon king hunts down.

All the red foxes in the group were angered and forced to disperse in order to escape.

The male red fox hid around with his spouse, accidentally found a broken place in the enchantment, and entered the human world.

After entering the human world, it took the male red fox more than a year to barely understand some of the living habits of the human race. During this period, they have been relying on catching pheasants and hares, and sometimes sneaking into the human race's house to steal food when they are extremely hungry.

They also learned from other little demons that they could go to the Demon God Bureau to register.

The Demon God Bureau will distribute ID cards and teach the little demon how to survive in the human world, but the requirement is that it must be able to transform into a complete human form.

Of the two, only the male red fox can transform into a human form.

They were worried that the female red fox would be driven back to the deep mountains, so they never dared to register with the Demon God Bureau.

No registration, no official status.

However, whatever the human race does, they need to show their ID cards.

They are illiterate, illiterate,

Not knowing the living habits of the human race, as well as all kinds of rules and regulations, the male red fox can't remember how many times he has suffered and how many times he has hit a wall.

Later, he met the owner of the horror house.

The other party asked him what his name was, and the male red fox shook his head and said he didn't know.

He didn't have a name, and the name "Gangdan" was later casually given by the shop owner for the convenience of calling him.

Where did he come from?

The male red fox said it was in the mountains.

The shop owner mistakenly thought that he was a big fool who came out of some mountain and had no culture at all.

Not deeply involved in the world, simple and easy to deceive, easy to manipulate.

Just like that, he was left on the premise that Xiong Chihu must sign the unequal contract.

The male red fox doesn't know how to fight for his own interests at all. He only knows that as long as he works hard every day, the shop owner will send three chickens to feed him and his spouse.

But it's not every day you have chicken.

On a day when there are few tourists, the shop owner will not provide food on the grounds that there is no income.

Male red foxes can only go out to forage for their mates at night.

In the cold winter of this year, the spouse was pregnant with cubs. In order to provide enough food for the spouse and the cubs, the male red fox discussed with the shop owner and asked him to give him a few more chickens.

After entanglement for a long time, the other party agreed to give two more chickens, provided that the male red fox was responsible for cleaning the entire horror house...

Chi Yu listened to the whole thing, his face so gloomy that he was about to drip water.

Ask him: "Did you hurt the human race or other little demons during the reunion?"

The male red fox shook his head: "No, the chickens and ducks we eat are not enlightened."

"And I also know the regulations of the Demon God Bureau. You can't hurt the human race, otherwise you will be punished severely. We came to the human world to survive, so how could we seek our own death?"

Before the interrogation, they would eat the truth meat for the demon to be interrogated, so what the male red fox said was completely credible.

Chi Yu's face softened a little, and he asked Xiong Chihu: "Do you know how miserable you have been cheated?"

The male red fox hung his head and nodded lightly: "I didn't know before, but Gong Feng told us a lot of things on the way to the hospital yesterday."

"I regret that I killed four children because of my ignorance."

No, it should be six.

Two other cubs are currently lying in the hospital receiving treatment.

Chi Yu asked him, "Then what are your plans next?"

The male red fox shook his head: "I don't know."

Now he hasn't fully digested the fact that he was coaxed by the human race.

Besides, it is not clear how the Demon God Bureau will deal with their family.

Seeing his hesitant look, Chi Yu didn't continue to ask, and left a sentence: "You guys stay in the detention center and wait for the result."

Then he left with Gong Feng.