Xiao Jiaolong fails to ascend every day
Chapter 31
The old woman was flustered when she was asked: "Tell... what do you tell me?"
Xi Boyi: "All of them."
The old woman swallowed, silently resisting.
Seeing that she didn't say anything, Chi Yu took the initiative to ask, "What unusual things did you do the first day you had the nightmare."
"No..." The old woman suddenly stopped in the middle of her sentence, and said truthfully, "I used snake eggs to fry an egg fried rice for my eldest grandson."
Before Xi Boyi and Chi Yu could open their mouths, the old lady who was sitting on the side peeling apples silently got up suddenly: "What did you say!"
The old woman shrank her neck in fright, and muttered in a low voice: "It's just a few snake eggs, why are you screaming so loudly!"
The old lady said angrily: "Those are all the children of our Baojiaxian, and you actually ate them all!"
The old woman defended in a low voice: "I didn't eat all of it, so I took three or four. Besides, didn't I make it up with chai eggs later."
The old lady only felt angry, and the blood all over her body rushed to her forehead. She pointed at her mother-in-law on the bed with trembling fingers, and was speechless.
The old woman brushed her hand away dissatisfied, and said: "Old sister, we are in-laws, you don't want to turn against me just because of a few snake eggs, at worst, I will go to the market to buy a few snake eggs when I am discharged from the hospital." Return the snake egg, it’s fine if you don’t.”
"That can be the same!"
The old lady was thinking about her daughter and son-in-law, so she held back and didn't swear harshly.
Chi Yu didn't have so many scruples, and said angrily: "I'll replace your child with a child of another human race, do you think it's okay?"
After hearing this, the old woman scolded: "You bastard who doesn't know how to behave, how can humans and animals be the same!"
Chi Yu also raised his voice: "Why are people different from animals? Could it be that your child is a child, and the child of the snake demon is not a child!"
"You are really bad, the snake demon shouldn't be merciful, just kill you!"
At the end of Chi Yu's speech, his round eyes turned cold, with a murderous look.
He is docile and well-behaved, that is also a ferocious beast that came out of the deep mountains, so how could he have no temper at all.
The old woman also sensed the danger, and said vigilantly, "You...what do you want to do!"
"I tell you, killing is illegal, don't mess around!"
"Besides, I didn't mean to eat those snake eggs. It's just that my grandson clamored to eat fried rice with eggs. I was halfway through cooking when I realized that there were no eggs at home. I thought of the eggs in the shrine in my elder sister's room."
"In advance, I didn't know that those were snake eggs. I thought they were eggs offered by my elder sister to her Baojiaxian, so I thought I'd pick them up as an emergency. I'll fill them up afterwards."
Chi Yu didn't believe it at all: "How could you not know that those are not snake eggs?"
Snake eggs have soft shells, so they feel like eggs.
The old woman: "I... I... I picked it up and found out that the egg was soft, but the kitchen was on fire at the time, so I didn't think much about it, just..."
The old lady couldn't bear it anymore, and cursed: "You dead widow, you are so cruel, these are the little snake fairy entrusted to me by the snake fairy, you know they are snake eggs and dare to use them, you deserve it!" Killed by the Snake Immortal!"
She cursed and went straight to pull the hair of the old woman on the hospital bed.
The old woman staggered and nearly fell off the bed.
However, she was not a vegetarian, so she immediately fought back, reaching out and grabbing the old lady's hair.
Chi Yu was taken aback by the scene of the two old ladies fighting, subconsciously stepped back, clinging to the man's shoulder, and complained in a low voice: "Xi Boyi, they even pulled their hair when they fought!"
Xi Boyi raised his hand to cover his eyes, and warned: "Don't learn."
Chi Yu clasped the man's hand with both hands, trying to squeeze out two small gaps: "I'll just take a look. I won't learn."
He only has hair on his head. If anyone gets bald by him, Chi Yu will definitely kill him.
Because the isolation curtain was drawn and the barrier was laid.
The patients and family members on the two adjacent beds did not notice any abnormalities on their side.
The two elderly ladies exerted all their strength and made a posture of killing one thousand enemies and damaging themselves eight hundred.
However, the two "little masters" who were watching the play by the side didn't intend to step forward to persuade or help.
In the end, both sides lost their strength and tore each other's hair, one scratched his face, the other pinched his waist, and they were deadlocked.
Chi Yu asked suspiciously: "The winner hasn't been decided yet, why don't you guys stop fighting?"
The two old men looked at him at the same time, and the old lady was speechless.
On the other hand, the old woman was angry and scolded: "You little bastard, what sarcastic remarks are you talking about, believe it or not, I will beat you up later!"
Chi Yu pushed Xi Boyi's hand away from his eyes, and raised his eyebrows: "Hit me?"
"It's almost as good as I beat you!"
He was about to step forward when Xi Boyi grabbed his wrist.
The old woman didn't expect that he would really dare to do something to her, and shouted: "You little bald donkey dare to touch me, try it, and see if I don't let you lose everything!"
Chi Yu turned around and asked Xi Boyi, what does "upside down" mean?
Xi Boyi explained this sentence to him.
Chi Yu understood: "Oh, it turns out that you are buying your life with money."
"Yes, I have a lot of money anyway."
He said seriously: "Then can I beat her to death now, and then send the money to her family?"
Old woman: "..."
She didn't expect things to turn out like this, and looking at the young man in front of her with a serious expression, what she said didn't seem to be bluffing.
At this moment, the arrogance and domineering energy in her body disappeared in an instant, she let go of the old lady's hair, and asked, "What the hell are you trying to do!"
"Now is a society ruled by law. If you dare to talk about murder in the hospital, you are not afraid of being sentenced!"
Chi Yu: "Not afraid."
"So you'd better be honest, or I will really do it."
The old woman choked again, with a little fear on her face.
The old lady straightened her embarrassing hair, and cried in a low voice: "Little Daoist, what should I do now, she is a poisonous woman who ate the snake eggs of the Baojiaxian and angered the Baojiaxian. Xian wants her life..."
Chi Yu interrupted her and asked, "Do you want to protect her?"
"Bah, she's doing it on her own, I don't bother to care about her, but my wife and grandson are innocent, they must have eaten snake eggs without knowing it, I'm worried..."
Chi Yu said: "If you know, you will only know if you ask."
Just like the unreasonable old woman in front of them, when they came over, they didn't expect her to be so difficult.
After he finished speaking, he pulled Xi Boyi to go out: "Let's go quickly and go to see the other two human races."
The old lady was about to follow, when someone grabbed her wrist suddenly, and the old lady's low voice came from her ear.
"Old sister, I was wrong about the snake egg. I sincerely apologize to you, but we are a family anyway. Don't make things too big, otherwise our daughter and son will be caught in the middle."
"We can't let the two of them divorce because of such a trivial matter as the snake egg, and the grandson will suffer along with it."
"Also, didn't you notice something was wrong?"
The old lady gave her a sidelong glance, and said angrily, "In my opinion, you are the one who is most wrong!"
"No, no, I'm serious. It's logical that the other people in the ward couldn't have heard the big commotion between the two of us fighting just now, but didn't you notice that they didn't react at all?"
The old lady opened the curtains and saw that the family members of the patients in the next bed were playing with their mobile phones with their heads down, as if they really didn't notice the movement on their side.
This is almost impossible, the ward is so big, even if two people speak in a low voice, others can hear it, let alone just now
They fought together.
But the old lady didn't find it surprising that there was a snake fairy in front of her.
She deliberately said: "There is something wrong, maybe these two little Taoist priests were sent by the Snake Immortal to take your life!"
After she finished speaking, she suddenly pulled her hand out of the opponent's palm, and quickly chased him out.
Outside the ward, Chi Yu took the opportunity to ask Xi Boyi, how should we deal with this situation?
The snake eggs have been eaten by the human race.
Is it really necessary to kill that unreasonable old woman and risk her life for her life?
Xi Boyi shook his head: "We don't need to do anything, she won't live long."
Chi Yu was surprised: "Ah, why?"
Xi Boyi: "Her face is black and blue, indicating that the end is approaching, it should be made by the snake demon."
Chi Yu was so focused on watching them fight just now that he didn't notice these details at all.
"So what should we do now?" he asked.
Xi Boyi: "Lead the snake out of the hole."
Chi Yu didn't answer, and there was a bit of reluctance in his black eyes.
"I think that snake demon is right, she is just avenging her children."
"If my snake eggs are stolen by other humans or demons, even if I risk being punished by God, I will kill all those who steal the eggs."
The more Chi Yu thought about it, the more angry he became, and asked the man: "Xi Boyi, what if you, your child who was just born or was about to be born, was killed by the human race, would you think of revenge?"
"will not."
Chi Yu froze, not daring to say anything: "What did you say?"
With a calm expression, Xi Boyi explained lightly, "I will not have children."
Chi Yu was stunned, wondering: "Why?"
Xi Boyi didn't answer.
It happened that the old lady ran out of the ward, so Xi Boyi changed the subject and asked him to lead the way to her wife's ward.
Along the way, Chi Yu was thinking about this question.
I don't quite understand why Xi Boyi said that he won't have children.
While taking the elevator, Chi Yu secretly looked up and down the tall man next to him, and a suspicion arose in his heart.
Soon the elevator reached the sixth floor, and the old lady walked out first. Chi Yu deliberately slowed down, grabbed the man and asked in a low voice, "Xi Boyi, do you have a physical defect, so you can't reproduce?"
Xi Boyi: "..."
Seeing him staring at him without saying a word, Chi Yu thought he had guessed right, so he patted Xi Boyi's shoulder sympathetically, and comforted him.
"It doesn't matter. After all, this kind of thing is beyond your control. It really can't be done. When I have snake eggs, I will share some with you and let you be my child's godfather. What do you think?"
Chi Yu noticed that Xi Boyi's eyes looking at him gradually turned cold, and asked doubtfully, "Do you think this idea is bad?"
Xi Boyi: "All of them."
The old woman swallowed, silently resisting.
Seeing that she didn't say anything, Chi Yu took the initiative to ask, "What unusual things did you do the first day you had the nightmare."
"No..." The old woman suddenly stopped in the middle of her sentence, and said truthfully, "I used snake eggs to fry an egg fried rice for my eldest grandson."
Before Xi Boyi and Chi Yu could open their mouths, the old lady who was sitting on the side peeling apples silently got up suddenly: "What did you say!"
The old woman shrank her neck in fright, and muttered in a low voice: "It's just a few snake eggs, why are you screaming so loudly!"
The old lady said angrily: "Those are all the children of our Baojiaxian, and you actually ate them all!"
The old woman defended in a low voice: "I didn't eat all of it, so I took three or four. Besides, didn't I make it up with chai eggs later."
The old lady only felt angry, and the blood all over her body rushed to her forehead. She pointed at her mother-in-law on the bed with trembling fingers, and was speechless.
The old woman brushed her hand away dissatisfied, and said: "Old sister, we are in-laws, you don't want to turn against me just because of a few snake eggs, at worst, I will go to the market to buy a few snake eggs when I am discharged from the hospital." Return the snake egg, it’s fine if you don’t.”
"That can be the same!"
The old lady was thinking about her daughter and son-in-law, so she held back and didn't swear harshly.
Chi Yu didn't have so many scruples, and said angrily: "I'll replace your child with a child of another human race, do you think it's okay?"
After hearing this, the old woman scolded: "You bastard who doesn't know how to behave, how can humans and animals be the same!"
Chi Yu also raised his voice: "Why are people different from animals? Could it be that your child is a child, and the child of the snake demon is not a child!"
"You are really bad, the snake demon shouldn't be merciful, just kill you!"
At the end of Chi Yu's speech, his round eyes turned cold, with a murderous look.
He is docile and well-behaved, that is also a ferocious beast that came out of the deep mountains, so how could he have no temper at all.
The old woman also sensed the danger, and said vigilantly, "You...what do you want to do!"
"I tell you, killing is illegal, don't mess around!"
"Besides, I didn't mean to eat those snake eggs. It's just that my grandson clamored to eat fried rice with eggs. I was halfway through cooking when I realized that there were no eggs at home. I thought of the eggs in the shrine in my elder sister's room."
"In advance, I didn't know that those were snake eggs. I thought they were eggs offered by my elder sister to her Baojiaxian, so I thought I'd pick them up as an emergency. I'll fill them up afterwards."
Chi Yu didn't believe it at all: "How could you not know that those are not snake eggs?"
Snake eggs have soft shells, so they feel like eggs.
The old woman: "I... I... I picked it up and found out that the egg was soft, but the kitchen was on fire at the time, so I didn't think much about it, just..."
The old lady couldn't bear it anymore, and cursed: "You dead widow, you are so cruel, these are the little snake fairy entrusted to me by the snake fairy, you know they are snake eggs and dare to use them, you deserve it!" Killed by the Snake Immortal!"
She cursed and went straight to pull the hair of the old woman on the hospital bed.
The old woman staggered and nearly fell off the bed.
However, she was not a vegetarian, so she immediately fought back, reaching out and grabbing the old lady's hair.
Chi Yu was taken aback by the scene of the two old ladies fighting, subconsciously stepped back, clinging to the man's shoulder, and complained in a low voice: "Xi Boyi, they even pulled their hair when they fought!"
Xi Boyi raised his hand to cover his eyes, and warned: "Don't learn."
Chi Yu clasped the man's hand with both hands, trying to squeeze out two small gaps: "I'll just take a look. I won't learn."
He only has hair on his head. If anyone gets bald by him, Chi Yu will definitely kill him.
Because the isolation curtain was drawn and the barrier was laid.
The patients and family members on the two adjacent beds did not notice any abnormalities on their side.
The two elderly ladies exerted all their strength and made a posture of killing one thousand enemies and damaging themselves eight hundred.
However, the two "little masters" who were watching the play by the side didn't intend to step forward to persuade or help.
In the end, both sides lost their strength and tore each other's hair, one scratched his face, the other pinched his waist, and they were deadlocked.
Chi Yu asked suspiciously: "The winner hasn't been decided yet, why don't you guys stop fighting?"
The two old men looked at him at the same time, and the old lady was speechless.
On the other hand, the old woman was angry and scolded: "You little bastard, what sarcastic remarks are you talking about, believe it or not, I will beat you up later!"
Chi Yu pushed Xi Boyi's hand away from his eyes, and raised his eyebrows: "Hit me?"
"It's almost as good as I beat you!"
He was about to step forward when Xi Boyi grabbed his wrist.
The old woman didn't expect that he would really dare to do something to her, and shouted: "You little bald donkey dare to touch me, try it, and see if I don't let you lose everything!"
Chi Yu turned around and asked Xi Boyi, what does "upside down" mean?
Xi Boyi explained this sentence to him.
Chi Yu understood: "Oh, it turns out that you are buying your life with money."
"Yes, I have a lot of money anyway."
He said seriously: "Then can I beat her to death now, and then send the money to her family?"
Old woman: "..."
She didn't expect things to turn out like this, and looking at the young man in front of her with a serious expression, what she said didn't seem to be bluffing.
At this moment, the arrogance and domineering energy in her body disappeared in an instant, she let go of the old lady's hair, and asked, "What the hell are you trying to do!"
"Now is a society ruled by law. If you dare to talk about murder in the hospital, you are not afraid of being sentenced!"
Chi Yu: "Not afraid."
"So you'd better be honest, or I will really do it."
The old woman choked again, with a little fear on her face.
The old lady straightened her embarrassing hair, and cried in a low voice: "Little Daoist, what should I do now, she is a poisonous woman who ate the snake eggs of the Baojiaxian and angered the Baojiaxian. Xian wants her life..."
Chi Yu interrupted her and asked, "Do you want to protect her?"
"Bah, she's doing it on her own, I don't bother to care about her, but my wife and grandson are innocent, they must have eaten snake eggs without knowing it, I'm worried..."
Chi Yu said: "If you know, you will only know if you ask."
Just like the unreasonable old woman in front of them, when they came over, they didn't expect her to be so difficult.
After he finished speaking, he pulled Xi Boyi to go out: "Let's go quickly and go to see the other two human races."
The old lady was about to follow, when someone grabbed her wrist suddenly, and the old lady's low voice came from her ear.
"Old sister, I was wrong about the snake egg. I sincerely apologize to you, but we are a family anyway. Don't make things too big, otherwise our daughter and son will be caught in the middle."
"We can't let the two of them divorce because of such a trivial matter as the snake egg, and the grandson will suffer along with it."
"Also, didn't you notice something was wrong?"
The old lady gave her a sidelong glance, and said angrily, "In my opinion, you are the one who is most wrong!"
"No, no, I'm serious. It's logical that the other people in the ward couldn't have heard the big commotion between the two of us fighting just now, but didn't you notice that they didn't react at all?"
The old lady opened the curtains and saw that the family members of the patients in the next bed were playing with their mobile phones with their heads down, as if they really didn't notice the movement on their side.
This is almost impossible, the ward is so big, even if two people speak in a low voice, others can hear it, let alone just now
They fought together.
But the old lady didn't find it surprising that there was a snake fairy in front of her.
She deliberately said: "There is something wrong, maybe these two little Taoist priests were sent by the Snake Immortal to take your life!"
After she finished speaking, she suddenly pulled her hand out of the opponent's palm, and quickly chased him out.
Outside the ward, Chi Yu took the opportunity to ask Xi Boyi, how should we deal with this situation?
The snake eggs have been eaten by the human race.
Is it really necessary to kill that unreasonable old woman and risk her life for her life?
Xi Boyi shook his head: "We don't need to do anything, she won't live long."
Chi Yu was surprised: "Ah, why?"
Xi Boyi: "Her face is black and blue, indicating that the end is approaching, it should be made by the snake demon."
Chi Yu was so focused on watching them fight just now that he didn't notice these details at all.
"So what should we do now?" he asked.
Xi Boyi: "Lead the snake out of the hole."
Chi Yu didn't answer, and there was a bit of reluctance in his black eyes.
"I think that snake demon is right, she is just avenging her children."
"If my snake eggs are stolen by other humans or demons, even if I risk being punished by God, I will kill all those who steal the eggs."
The more Chi Yu thought about it, the more angry he became, and asked the man: "Xi Boyi, what if you, your child who was just born or was about to be born, was killed by the human race, would you think of revenge?"
"will not."
Chi Yu froze, not daring to say anything: "What did you say?"
With a calm expression, Xi Boyi explained lightly, "I will not have children."
Chi Yu was stunned, wondering: "Why?"
Xi Boyi didn't answer.
It happened that the old lady ran out of the ward, so Xi Boyi changed the subject and asked him to lead the way to her wife's ward.
Along the way, Chi Yu was thinking about this question.
I don't quite understand why Xi Boyi said that he won't have children.
While taking the elevator, Chi Yu secretly looked up and down the tall man next to him, and a suspicion arose in his heart.
Soon the elevator reached the sixth floor, and the old lady walked out first. Chi Yu deliberately slowed down, grabbed the man and asked in a low voice, "Xi Boyi, do you have a physical defect, so you can't reproduce?"
Xi Boyi: "..."
Seeing him staring at him without saying a word, Chi Yu thought he had guessed right, so he patted Xi Boyi's shoulder sympathetically, and comforted him.
"It doesn't matter. After all, this kind of thing is beyond your control. It really can't be done. When I have snake eggs, I will share some with you and let you be my child's godfather. What do you think?"
Chi Yu noticed that Xi Boyi's eyes looking at him gradually turned cold, and asked doubtfully, "Do you think this idea is bad?"
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