Xiao Jiaolong fails to ascend every day

Xi Boyi was amused by him, put on his seat belt, started the car and drove towards the destination.

Chi Yu looked at the rapidly 'backward' scenery on both sides, and asked curiously: "Xi Boyi, I didn't tell you the address, how did you find this place?"

Xi Boyi: "Ask Cheng Jia."

"Oh." Chi Yu responded subconsciously, took a sip of milk tea, suddenly realized, and looked back: "Ah, I forgot to tell Cheng Jia before leaving, will he be anxious if he can't find me later? "

As Chi Yu spoke, he went to take out his cell phone, preparing to send a voice message to Cheng Jia.

Xi Boyi stopped him: "No need, I've already told him."

Chi Yu breathed a sigh of relief, put his phone back, and continued to gurgle and gurgle his milk tea.

Seeing him hugging two big cups of milk tea, Xi Boyi couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips again.

Chi Yu looked up at him, saw the smile on the man's side face, and asked, "Xi Boyi, are you happy now?"

Xi Boyi said, "It's okay."

Chi Yu: "Oh."

It seems that I am worried for nothing.

He originally thought that Xi Boyi was still sulking now.

Xi Boyi heard other meanings from his tone, and asked: "What's wrong?"

Chi Yu sighed: "During dinner just now, Cheng Jia and the others said that you are in a bad mood these days, so I just wanted to come and accompany you."

"Who knows that you are not in a bad mood. I would have known that I would not have called you just now, so we would not have to quarrel."

"..." Xi Boyi was at a loss for words and remained silent for half a second before saying, "Sorry, I was too anxious just now."

He had to admit that when he got angry just now, there were elements of his recent bad mood mixed in it.

Last Saturday, Cheng Jia helped him refuse the meal, which made him feel angry.

In fact, Xi Boyi knew that Cheng Jia was kind and blamed him for not participating in such dinners, but he still couldn't help being angry, and he didn't know whether it was because of Cheng Jia or himself.

Just now when Chi Yu said he wanted to find himself on the phone, the depression in his heart instantly dissipated, and he drove over immediately, but saw a scene where a human race lured and abducted a little demon.

Whoever it is, will not be angry.

Chi Yu pursed her lips and said dissatisfiedly: "It's true that I'm too anxious. Next time you dare to train me like this, it won't be solved by two cups of milk tea."

Xi Boyi laughed dumbfounded, and replied: "Okay, I will try my best to control my temper."

The car drove fast, and it didn't take long before it drove out of the lively urban area and entered a hospital.

"belch--"

After drinking two cups of milk tea, Chi Yu burped in satisfaction, touched his bulging belly and said, "The milk tea is really delicious."

Xi Boyi warned: "Next time, be moderate."

Chi Yu nodded and explained: "I was able to drink two cups because I was not full just now."

Xi Boyi: "Isn't the food delicious tonight?"

Chi Yu: "No, I was eating while listening to them chatting, and I enjoyed eating, but when Cheng Jia said that you were in a bad mood, I didn't want to eat, so I ran out and called you."

Xi Boyi was always calm, but now the smile on his lips couldn't be suppressed at all.

Chi Yu temporarily put the empty milk tea cup under his feet, leaned sideways on the window, looked outside, and asked the man, "Xi Boyi, where are we?"

"Hospital."

Xi Boyi guessed that the little demon might not know where the hospital is, and explained: "When the human race is not feeling well, it's the place to see a doctor."

Chi Yu: "Oh, then what are we doing here?"

Xi Boyi explained: "There have been corpses missing in the hospital for the past few days. The police suspected that it was not man-made, so they entrusted people from the Demon God Bureau to come and take a look."

While speaking, the car had stopped on the surface parking lot, Xi Boyi unbuckled his seat belt, opened the door and got out of the car.

Chi Yu followed closely behind, followed Xi Boyi around the buildings in front, and walked towards the back.

On the way, Xi Boyi explained to Chi Yu that the human race is very taboo about corpses, so they always arrange the places where the corpses are placed in remote places with few people.

Just like the morgue in this hospital.

There are also funeral parlors and cemeteries dozens of miles away in the suburbs.

Finally, they bypassed several buildings before seeing a small bungalow behind them.

The light was on in the one-story house at this time, an elderly man and two tall men were standing at the door, when they saw Xi Boyi approaching, they immediately went up to meet him.

"Deputy Bureau Xi."

Xi Boyi nodded and asked, "Did you find anything?"

The two men shook their heads in disappointment: "No, when the hole reaches the corner of the wall, it will be gone."

Chi Yu stood behind Xi Boyi, quietly listening to their conversation.

Xi Boyi went to check the scene, and Chi Yu followed suit, almost carrying a small tail with him.

The two men didn't know Chi Yu's identity, but seeing that he was brought by Deputy Bureau Xi, they didn't stop him.

Chiyu followed them to the back of the bungalow, and saw a pit half a meter wide and ten meters long dug from the corner to the outer wall, and a cardboard box was placed beside the mound.

Chi Yu also deliberately went up to take a look, and saw dozens of transparent bags neatly placed inside, all sealed with things, looking at things that looked like human fingers, toes, bones, minced meat, and the like.

It was covered with dirt, and it should have just been dug out of this pit.

Seeing Xi Boyi walking to the edge of the pit, Chi Yu picked up a little bit of wet soil and sent it to the tip of his nose to smell it. He also learned to do the same, but when he smelled the stench emanating from the soil, he immediately shook his fingers in disgust and whispered disgust : "It stinks."

Xi Boyi glanced at him, stood up and took out a pack of wet wipes from his pocket and handed it over.

Chi Yu was not polite to him, and took the paper towel to wipe off the dirt on his fingertips, but the dirt could be wiped off, but the stench was hard to get rid of.

Chi Yu was so disgusted that he couldn't help cursing: "The mole (yan) rat is still shitting and peeing in his cave, I really hate it!"

The two men heard it and exclaimed in unison: "Mole?"

Chi Yu flicked his hands for a moment, looked up and saw two men staring at him, and couldn't react: "What's wrong?"

One of the older men asked, "You said it was a mole's burrow?"

Chi Yu blankly replied, "Eh... this hole is obviously a mole's lair."

Now even Xi Boyi looked at him and asked, "Have you ever seen a mole hole?"

Chi Yu: "When I was in the deep mountains, I caught dozens of these things and fed them to the golden eagles."

"Mole is a dog thing that doesn't make sense at all. It doesn't eat good bugs and earthworms. It always goes to my friend's cave to steal raw meat to eat. When my friend and I got angry, we stabbed its nest and gave birth to wisdom. Those who have no intelligence will be thrown to feed the golden eagles and goshawks."

Chi Yu asked Xi Boyi, "Have you never seen a mole hole?"

The man shakes his head.

Although he has also lived in the deep mountains for thousands of years, he usually lives in the caves on the top of the mountain. In addition, his body is full of dragon aura, and dirty creatures like insects and rats dare not approach him.

Chi Yu became interested in an instant, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Then I'll catch one today for you to see!"

As he spoke, he rolled up the non-existent sleeves on his arms, as if he was going to do a big job.

Chiyu walked around the pit, and finally stopped at the edge of a pit, and asked, "Is there any water source around here?"

The old man who stood beside him without speaking asked, "What water source?"

Chi Yu said: "River water, lake water, and river water are all fine."

The old man choked for a moment, shook his head and said, "No."

Their hospital is within the second ring road, surrounded by shops and residential buildings, where is the river.

Chi Yu was a little disappointed, and murmured in a low voice, "It's a little troublesome without water."

Xi Boyi spoke loudly, and said to the old man and the two policemen: "Go find a longer set of water pipes and connect them here."

The three of them went immediately after hearing the words.

Xi Boyi walked up to Chiyu, glanced into the pit, and saw that Chiyu was still wiping his index finger and thumb repeatedly with a wet towel, his face full of disgust.

He reached out his hand to stop the little demon's movement: "Don't rub it, your fingers are all red."

Chi Yu: "It's disgusting."

The two cups of milk tea he drank just now started to surge up.

Xi Boyi comforted him: "Go back and wash well."

Chi Yu said angrily: "Xi Boyi, is there a golden eagle you know by your side? I'm going to give him this disgusting thing as a snack later!"

Xi Boyi chuckled lightly: "All the eagles I know have practiced for more than a hundred years, have developed spiritual wisdom, and don't eat raw meat."

Chi Yu: "Then cook it and give it to him!"

"..." Xi Boyi reluctantly responded, "Okay."

Half an hour later, two men handed the water pipe connected to the faucet to Chiyu.

Chi Yu used the wooden stick of the shovel to poke a few times in the soil pit, and finally poked a small hole, and directly plugged the water pipe into it.

The two men were surprised: "Does the mole live in such a small hole?"

Chiyu explained: "This is not a cave for moles to come in and out, but a small hole for them to take a breath."

The mole is a dark brown mammal with a pointed mouth, well-developed forelimbs and sharp claws. It is very suitable for digging holes. It lives in soil holes during the day and comes out to look for food at night.

However, most moles eat insects or the roots of grass plants, and they eat human corpses. This is the first time I have seen them.

Chiyu looked at the earth pit dug by the two of them, and guessed that the mole in the cave should be quite big, and it was very likely that it was a spirit that had already opened its mind.

The water coming out of this water pipe is too slow, unlike the pond fish that can control the river water to pour directly in, and can force the mole hiding in it out in a short while.

Seeing that 10 minutes had passed, there was still no movement around.

Chiyu wandered around in the surrounding open space with a shovel, eagerly waiting for the realistic version of whack-a-mole.

The tunnels that the moles dug in the ground extend in all directions and go deep into the ground. This one looks quite big, so it is estimated that it will dig deeper.

Seeing that another 10 minutes had passed, Xi Boyi suddenly said, "Come out."

Chi Yu sniffed the air around him, and a hint of excitement flashed in his eyes.

A few seconds later, there was a rustling sound in a bush not far away, Chi Yu quickly ran over, raised his shovel and beat down.

The thing reacted very quickly and quickly hid back in the hole.

The fish in the pool knew that the mole wouldn't have only one hole to go in and out, so it began to look around.

Seeing this, Xi Boyi picked up another shovel and prepared to come over to help, but Chi Yu raised his hand to stop him: "You don't need to come over, I can catch it."

While speaking, the Mole emerged from the hole not far away again, saw a shovel fall, and quickly retracted into the hole.

Chi Yu was not in a hurry, and continued to wait for it to emerge.

After going back and forth like this seven or eight times, the mole's burrow was completely flooded with water, and water came out from several holes at the same time.

The Mole could no longer shrink into the hole, and escaped like a water rat.

Seeing that it had nowhere to hide, Chiyu chased it with a shovel, laughing as he ran, and could see that he was very excited to chase the mole.

The mole moved freely in the soil, but it was not so sensitive on land, and was almost killed by the pond fish several times.

Mole also noticed that the other party was extremely fast, and knew that he couldn't escape, so he could only start to scare: "You are a small human race, how dare you hurt the mouse fairy, believe it or not, I will destroy your entire clan!"

Chi Yu sneered and scolded: "Oh, you are an ugly bastard who dares to be called a fairy. I think you are impatient."

The mole didn't expect that the human race in front of him would not be surprised at all when he heard the rat speak human words, and even swung the shovel faster, as if he wanted to kill it.

The mole's front paws are strong, but its hind paws are small and useless. After running a few laps, the mole was easily caught up by the fish.

"Bang" sound.

The shovel hit the mole's head with a muffled sound.

Mole fell to the ground in an instant, rolled his eyes up, and passed out.

Chi Yu glanced at the mole that was about the size of a medium-sized dog on the ground, poked its round belly with a shovel, and said disgustedly: "It's really fat to eat."

Xi Boyi came over, glanced at the mole on the ground, and asked Chi Yu, "Are you tired?"

Chi Yu shook his head: "Not tired."

Not only not tired, but also a little excited.

If it wasn't for the fear that Xi Boyi and the others would be impatient, Chi Yu could still chase the mole for a while longer.

Xi Boyi also saw his intentions, took the shovel from his hand, and said, "Stop playing, dirty."

This mole is indeed dirty, not to mention staying in the dark underground every day, and eating several corpses.

Chi Yu felt sick when he thought that his hands were still smelly.

Xi Boyi took out his mobile phone and called the little demon on duty in the demon management center, asking them to send someone over to take the mole away and imprison him.

As for the two men, they were policemen and knew Xi Boyi's identity, so they didn't need to explain much, but the old man guarding the corpse was a bit tricky.

Because it was the first time he saw such a big mole and heard it speak human language, the old man was so frightened that his legs went limp at this moment, and he sat on the ground shaking non-stop.

When Chi Yu followed Xi Boyi closer, he could smell a faint smell of urine.

"..."

Chi Yu didn't expect the human race to be so timid, and such a small scene was so frightening.

Seeing his frightened appearance, Xi Boyi sighed lightly, turned his palm over, and a white pill the size of a soybean appeared in his palm.

He handed the pill to the elderly policeman and said, "I'll take it later."

The man glanced at the thing in his hand and asked suspiciously, "What is this?"

Xi Boyi didn't say what kind of pill it was, but said: "For him, it would be better for him to forget the experience just now."

The man guessed that the pill should have the effect of making people forget a certain memory. While being shocked, he also respected the man in front of him a little more, for fear that if he did not do well, this unforgettable experience would be erased.

It might be because of the night, the 'people' from the Demon Management Office came very quickly. After the two 'people' came over, they greeted Xi Boyi, took out a sack, stuffed the unconscious mole in it, and then left.

After the matter was settled, Xi Boyi also left with Chi Yu, leaving only the two policemen to deal with the follow-up matters.

It was the first time for Chi Yu to participate in this kind of thing, and he was very excited. When he got in the car, he couldn't wait to ask Xi Boyi: "Do you still have any work to whack moles?"

Xi Boyi smiled helplessly: "Not anymore."

Chi Yu was a little disappointed: "Oh, what shall we do next?"

Xi Boyi: "Go home and rest."