Xiao Jiaolong fails to ascend every day

When the colleagues on the 8th floor learned about his promotion, they all came over to congratulate him and clamored for Chi Yu to treat him to dinner.

Chi Yu was also unambiguous, so he found a restaurant that night, booked a big box, and invited all his familiar colleagues to celebrate.

As the protagonist of the banquet, he drank a lot of wine that night, and was coaxed by everyone to say a lot of things related to Xi Boyi.

For example, what are the shortcomings of Xi Bureau?

Does Xi Ju have any hobbies?

Does Xi Ju usually have any affectionate names for him?

……

After Chi Yu got drunk, he talked more, and began to complain about Xi Boyi's shortcomings to everyone.

"He is very boring, he doesn't speak when he gets angry, and he is cold and violent to me. It's really annoying."

This statement was approved by many little demons. They all said that Xi Ju's reticent appearance really seemed to be silent when he got angry.

Chi Yu snorted: "But now I have a cure for him, hehehe."

Immediately, a little demon asked: "What's the trick, tell us quickly and let us hear!"

"Click" the door lock was opened.

Chi Yu didn't notice it, and continued to speak recklessly: "That's to wrap around him, hook him with his tail... woo woo woo."

A big hand stretched out and covered his open mouth.

Xi Boyi's face darkened, and he said: "He is drunk, you continue to eat, I will take him back first."

It was already twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, and the little demon still didn't know how to go home. Fortunately, he asked for the address in advance.

He was worried that the little demon would get drunk, so he came here to pick him up, just in time to hear other little demons asking him about related topics, so he stopped at the door of the box, wanting to hear Chi Yu's evaluation of himself.

I didn't expect this little thing to talk about everything when he was drunk. If he came later, Chi Yu probably would have exposed their bed-things.

The man helped Xiao Yao out of the box, and Chi Yu immediately wrapped his hands around his neck: "Xi Boyi, why are you here?"

Xi Boyi: "Come and see you tell everyone how to subdue me."

Chi Yu smirked, he didn't hear the man's angry words at all: "Of course it's wrapping around your waist, pressing on you and kissing you."

"Seduce = seduce you, don't tell me why you are angry, I won't touch you!"

As the little demon said, her feet had turned into tails, wrapping around the man's waist.

"..."

Xi Boyi was angry and helpless, he could only be thankful that he stopped it in time.

At this moment, the restaurant is crowded with people, and a few humans may come out of the box at any time. Xi Boyi pulled his tail away and reprimanded him in a low voice: "Don't make trouble, put your tail back."

"Oh."

Chi Yu's mouth was closed, but his white tail was still wrapped around his waist. Seeing the little monster's wet and misty eyes, Xi Boyi couldn't help rolling his Adam's apple up and down.

He looked away, and with a hoarse voice, he patted Xiao Jiaolong's lower back: "Stand still, I'll help you go downstairs."

Chi Yu: "But I'm so dizzy."

He did drink a bit too much today, his head was dizzy, and he even wanted to crawl on the ground. It would be better to find a tree trunk to wrap around.

Xi Boyi had no choice but to coax patiently: "Put your tail back, and I'll carry you down."

Chi Yu tried to open his eyes wide, and looked at the tail wrapped around the man's waist: "Oh, good."

The little demon let go of the man, and tried hard to hold his tail into his arms, murmuring incessantly: "Put it up, put it away, I can't reveal my original form in the human world, I have to hide my tail well."

"..."

It seemed that he was really drunk this time.

Fortunately, his exposed tail is not big, and he can barely hold it in his arms.

Xi Boyi sighed, put an enchantment around himself, picked up the little demon and went downstairs.

On the way back to the car, Chi Yu sat obediently in the passenger seat, holding his tail tightly with both hands, trying to keep his eyes open and staring at the road ahead, his cute appearance made people want to pinch .

Xi Boyi withdrew his attention and concentrated on driving.

But when he got to the garage, when he carried Xiao Yao down, he couldn't help pinching his cheek.

It's just that he didn't expect him to squeeze out the horns of the little dragon.

"..."

Chi Yu raised his face, squinted his eyes, and said with a look of enjoyment, "Pinch it again."

Xi Boyi was amused, shook his head helplessly, helped him unbuckle his seat belt, and carried him out of the car.

In the early morning of the next day, the "Dididi" alarm clock sounded in the room.

Chi Yu muttered irritably, "Xi Boyi, it's so noisy."

Usually, when Chi Yu said that, the man would sit up and turn off the alarm clock, get up to wash up, and help Xiao Jiaolong squeeze the toothpaste to wake him up.

But Chi Yu called twice today, but got no response from Xi Boyi.

He raised his hand and hugged it to the side, but it was in vain.

"Ok?"

Chi Yu opened his sleepy eyes, glanced at the half-empty bed, and looked around: "Xi Boyi?"

The bedroom door was pushed open, the man walked in and turned off the alarm clock that kept ringing.

With a hoarse voice, Chi Yu asked, "Where have you been?"

"I went downstairs and made you a glass of honey water." Xi Boyi handed over the warm water and asked, "Does your headache hurt?"

Chi Yu shook his head: "It doesn't hurt."

He gulped down a glass of honey water, a little embarrassed: "I was drunk last night."

So much so that I can't remember how I got back last night.

Xi Boyi agreed, "I'm drunk."

Chi Yu gave the cup a pause, and heard something in his words: "What did I do last night... something bad?"

Xi Boyi's tone was light: "You and those colleagues on the 8th floor openly talked about the love-interest=secret=things between us, I don't know if it's a good thing or not."

"!!!"

Chi Yu woke up instantly.

"Love-interest..."

He stuffed the cup back into the man's hand, grabbed the quilt with both hands and immediately lay back down.

"I'm going to resign."

He has no face to deal with this demon god game.

Xi Boyi couldn't help chuckling.

Chi Yu squinted at him, pulled up the quilt in shame, and covered his head.

What an embarrassment he was last night!

Xi Boyi watched the little demon tossing about in the quilt, as if he wanted to escape to the deep mountains every minute, he pulled the quilt and said: "But I stopped it in time."

The little demon in the quilt stopped tumbling, and the quilt was pulled down slowly, revealing half of his head: "Really?"

Xi Boyi nodded.

Chi Yu: "You picked me up yesterday?"

Xi Boyi nodded again.

Chi Yu pouted: "But when you passed by, I was already drunk, what if I said something that shouldn't be said before you passed by, what should I do?"

"..." Xi Boyi: "No."

Chi Yu: "You're not there, how do you know?"

Xi Boyi wanted to appease him, but obviously it didn't work.

He could only say: "You can ask Gong Feng." Chi Yu: "I don't have the face to ask."

Xi Boyi: "Other monsters don't care about what you say after drunk."

"But I care." Chi Yu thought for a while and said, "No, starting today, I will quit drinking!"

Xi Boyi pulled down the quilt that covered half of Xiao Jiaolong's face, and said, "The matter is not that serious, so what if we talk about it?"

"Can't you handle the bed matter between you and me?"

Chi Yu: "..."

Seeing that he was silent, Xi Boyi raised his eyebrows slightly: "It seems that I haven't worked hard enough to feed you enough?"

"No!" Chi Yu couldn't laugh or cry angrily: "How can it be impossible to feed enough?"

Every day is very supportive, okay.

But how can you tell other monsters about this kind of thing.

Xi Boyi comforted: "Okay, don't think about it, it's all over."

Chi Yu pulled up the quilt again: "It doesn't matter, I want to resign."

Xi Boyi asked back: "Don't do the mission anymore?"

Chi Yu hesitated: "Then... I want to ask for leave."

"Take a month off and go to work after they forget about me."

Xi Boyi: "What if they can't forget it in a month?"

Chi Yu: "...Anyway, I don't have the face to go now."

Xi Boyi lifted the corner of the quilt, grabbed Xiao Yao's arm, and forcibly pulled Chi Yu up: "Stop making trouble, get up and wash up, today is your first day of promotion, you don't need to go back to the 8th floor."

Chi Yu suddenly realized, yes, today is the first day of July, and he was transferred to the 126th floor, as if he didn't need to see his colleagues on the 8th floor.

Thinking about it this way, it seems acceptable.

In the end, under Xi Boyi's persuasion, Chi Yu obediently got up and went to wash and go to work.

Although the Demon God Bureau works in the same building, unless they meet by appointment or in the cafeteria, they basically can't get in touch.

In the car, Chi Yu was already prepared not to go to the cafeteria at noon.

Xi Boyi had no objection to this.

Whether he goes to the cafeteria or not depends on Chi Yu, if Chi Yu doesn't go, then he doesn't have to go downstairs.

On the 126th floor, there are five people in total.

It is the floor with the fewest employees in the entire building.

The main reason was that Xi Boyi didn't like excitement, and those big monsters had many little monsters under their command, so they were assigned floors.

Except for the ministers from more than a dozen floors who come up to fish, most of the time there are only four, Cheng Jia, Civet Cat, Toad, and Gray Crane.

The four of them are Xi Boyi's exclusive secretaries, each with a different division of labor.

Xi Boyi didn't formally introduce Chi Yu to them.

The main reason is that Chiyu comes to occupy Xi Boyi's lounge on the 126th floor every day, and his relationship with these four demons is closer than him.

The five demons always get together to gossip when they are free, but he is the one who is isolated in the 126th floor.

Chi Yu didn't feel uncomfortable when he came to the 126th floor. Seeing that Cheng Jia and the others had come, he went directly to the rest area, leaving Xi Boyi alone to enter the office.

The civet cat was the most enthusiastic and greeted: "Good morning, Chiyu!"

Chi Yu: "Morning."

He sat down beside the civet cat and asked, "What are you doing?"

Civet cat: "Arrange work tasks."

Chi Yu said: "Oh, then what should I do?"

Toad said: "You can check the mail with us."

Pond fish should be fine.

He had heard from Toad before that a lot of emails were sent from the lower floor of the Demon God Bureau every day.

He and Gray Crane need to check each one, pick out important emails, send them to Xi Boyi, and reply to those unimportant emails.

Cheng Jia was in charge of Xi Boyi's summons at any time, and Hui He was in charge of foreign affairs.

His work requires frequent business trips, so I don't see him very often.

Each of the four big demons has a workstation, but they don't usually sit in the workstations, but like to lean on the sofa in the rest area.

Chiyu is now proficient in operating computers. Toad sent Xi Boyi's public email box and password to him, and taught him how to check and reply to emails.

Chi Yu learned quickly, and within half an hour, he could start to solve problems.

It's just that he was puzzled, didn't he come to the 126th floor to take on the task, why did he suddenly start a clerical job?

Just thinking about it, Chi Yu's head was rubbed with a big palm.

Xi Boyi's deep and gentle voice sounded beside his ears: "What are you thinking about?"

"Huh?" Chi Yu returned to his senses, subconsciously looking up at him.

Holding the table with one hand, the man bent down to look at the screen in front of Chi Yu and asked, "Have you encountered anything you don't understand?"