The right way to polish a diamond

At the dining table, Osamu Dazai picked up his chopsticks and headed towards the crab.The steamed hairy crab and the frozen hairy crab are served on two separate plates, and which one to eat first is really sweet distress.

His eyes wandered between the two plates, and finally Osamu Dazai chose the rare frozen hairy crab first.

Just as Osamu Dazai was struggling with the crabs on the plate, a broken steamed crab was put on Osamu Dazai's plate.

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, followed the crab to look at Chuya Nakahara, and asked in surprise, "Why is Chuya so active today?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also seemed to be indifferent and said: "Anyway, if I don't take the initiative, you have to grab it from my plate."

Osamu Dazai looked at Nakahara Chuya's red ears and narrowed his eyes.So, did he do anything today that would touch Zhongya Chuya?

Could it be that Zhong also knew what he was doing today?No, it is impossible for China to change because of such a small matter.He has done this kind of thing many times, but it is the duty of a partner.

"Why are you looking at me?" Nakahara Nakaya lowered his head and continued to peel the crabs. Dazai Osamu's eyes had never made him so uncomfortable, "Hurry up and eat."

"Chuya suddenly being so considerate is really unaccustomed to people. Is this the treatment of a boyfriend?" After saying casually, Osamu Dazai was taken aback, could it really be...

Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little embarrassed and said: "Can't you stop your mouth if you eat it?!"

It's really because of this...

Osamu Dazai picked out an interested smile, lowered his voice, and deliberately created an ambiguous atmosphere. His eyes were shining brightly, "Really, Chuya? It turns out that Chuya's boyfriend still has this kind of love." What a treat!"

Zhong Yuan has always been a gentleman, and it is normal to be more considerate to his lover.But just by having an extra identity, he got special treatment that he had never had before, which made Osamu Dazai happy and a little sour at the same time.

Even if we agreed to be partners forever, nothing would change?Isn't there still a difference between a lover and a partner? !

Osamu Dazai couldn't help but want to find trouble, "Chuya really distinguishes between inside and outside."

Nakahara was also keenly aware of Osamu Dazai's tendency to be a monster.He narrowed his eyes and threatened: "Dazai, don't push yourself!"

Osamu Dazai saw through Nakahara Chuya's sternness at a glance, "If Chuya hits me now, it will be domestic violence!"

Zhongyuan Zhong also froze and gritted his teeth, "If you don't eat the crab, it won't taste good if it's cold or hot."

Hearing this, Osamu Dazai looked down at the two plates of crabs, and after weighing it up, he decided to eat the crabs first, and he could also move back during the teasing.After all, Chuya can't run.

Seeing Dazai Osamu start to concentrate on dealing with crabs, Nakahara was also relieved and continued to eat.

It was just a whim and took the initiative to peel a crab, as if he had peeled less before.

Just when Zhongyuan Zhongye was discussing, a piece of tender crab meat appeared on his plate.

Nakahara looked at Osamu Dazai in surprise, and his first reaction was, "What kind of prank did this bastard do again?" '

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at this piece of crab meat vigilantly.He did it with his own hands, so Osamu Dazai should have no room for his hands and feet.Then the other party is...?

Osamu Dazai said without raising his head, "It's just reciprocity. Why do you act like you're very experienced."

Ah, so it is.

Nakahara looked at Osamu Dazai who was stubborn, and raised the corner of his mouth, "It's really not as experienced as you. If it wasn't for the food I cooked myself, I would wonder if you were drugged."

"I thought the same way just now." Osamu Dazai curled the corners of his lips, "Chuya actually took the initiative to peel the crabs for me. Could it be that the next moment will be the end of the world?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also sneered, "You are so beautiful!"

Osamu Dazai said with a little regret: "I guess so."

"...Is it that surprising?" Nakahara Chuya asked wonderingly, "Didn't I also peel it for you before?"

Osamu Dazai asked back, "Isn't it the first time I've peeled crabs for Chuya?"

"You don't want to think about the good things you have done?!" Nakahara gave Osamu Dazai a look, "Which time did you make someone finish the meal?"

Dazai Osamu's warmth is bound to be followed by a prank, and it doesn't take more than a second to move people.The messy seasoning of the seemingly normal food handed over by the other party made Nakahara Zhong also full of psychological shadows on the dishes made by others for a long time.

This also became an opportunity for Nakahara Chuya to cook by himself, only in this way will he not be spoofed by the ubiquitous Osamu Dazai.

Osamu Dazai said unconvinced: "I also have times to take good care of Chuya!"

"That's when..." He was hurt or sick.Zhong Yuanzhong also clicked his tongue, "...I see."

Osamu Dazai asked, "What does Chuya know?"

Know you're a jerk who loves me.Nakahara gave Osamu Dazai a blank look, "I know you don't need me to take the initiative to peel crabs for you."

"Huh?!" This was not the result that Osamu Dazai expected.He opened his eyes wide, and said indignantly, "Shouldn't Zhongya reflect on himself and treat me better?"

"Reflect what? Why haven't you been beaten to death until now?" Nakahara said so, and peeled another crab and put it on Dazai Osamu's plate.

Osamu Dazai watched as the hard shell of the crab split into two in Nakahara Nakaya's hands with a "click".Zhongyuan Zhong also peeled the crab shell casually like tearing a piece of paper.

Dazai Osamu looked at the remains of the crab under Chuya Nakahara, and said with emotion: "Chuya's methods are really violent."

Nakahara looked at the crab leg meat that Dazai had picked out from his plate, and said indifferently, "Isn't it good that you can eat it?"

Osamu Dazai suddenly thought of something, and said enthusiastically, "Chuya, I heard that someone can put together the shells of crabs after eating them and make them into a complete crab. Shall we try?"

Nakahara looked at Osamu Dazai inexplicably, "What about after you put it back together? Find a box and keep it?"

Osamu Dazai provocatively said familiarly: "I don't dare to let it go!"

"Who wouldn't dare?!" Nakahara Chuya put down the chopsticks in his hand and accused Osamu Dazai while holding the crab, "Childish!"

Osamu Dazai also took a crab and began to peel it, "Chuya said who is childish?!"

Nakahara Chuya: "You!"

Osamu Dazai: "Chuya is so naive! It hasn't changed a bit in all these years!"

Nakahara Chuya: "Speak as if you have changed a lot!"

A crab-peeling duel at the dining table started with elementary school students quarreling. At the end of the game, the two were full.

Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai looked down at what seemed to be a scene of large-scale destruction of seafood on the table. Crab shells and crab legs were scattered all over the table.They tried to assemble these crab shells into a complete shape. At first, they struggled to use the crab shells of the same crab, and then began to draw materials from multiple crabs tacitly, but the final pattern still resembled the one drawn by the crab. Nuclear contaminated crab.

It wasn't until all the crabs on the table were used up that the two who were about to win had to stop.

Looking at the messy dining table, Osamu Dazai got up silently, "Chuya, I..."

Zhong Yuan Zhong also held him down, and said firmly: "Do you wash the dishes or clean the table? You must choose one!"

Osamu Dazai weighed it for a while, and felt that it was more important to keep his interest in crabs in the future, so he said, "I'll do the dishes."

Nakahara also nodded, gathered the bowl on the table and stuffed it into Dazai Osamu's hand.He looked at the tableware in his hand with disgust, turned and walked towards the kitchen.

Zhong Yuanzhong, who stayed in the restaurant, also stared at the pile of crabs on the table and didn't want to reach out, so he put his hand on the tablecloth, manipulated the gravity ability to wrap the crab shells on the table with the tablecloth, and flew into a ball. garbage can.

"Chuya cheated!" Osamu Dazai, who was watching everything while washing the dishes with water, complained.

Zhong Yuanzhong also said confidently: "That tablecloth can't be taken in the first place! And I let you choose first."

Osamu Dazai said dejectedly: "I can't use supernatural powers to clean the toilet."

"Using a dishwasher can exhaust you to death?!" After Zhong Yuanzhong said without thinking, he paused slightly. This sentence is so familiar... Maybe he told Osamu Dazai before, anyway, the two of them quarreled That's all.

Osamu Dazai stacked the tableware that had been rinsed with water into the dishwasher, "But my hands are so greasy!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also walked into the kitchen to wipe the tablecloth, "Then wash your hands."

Osamu Dazai looked at Nakahara Chuya who didn't even look at him, and said dissatisfiedly: "Chuya doesn't care about me at all!"

Nakahara Nakaya held the tablecloth in his hand, his eyes gleamed fiercely, "Shall I wash it for you?"

Osamu Dazai looked at the tablecloth on Nakahara Nakaya's hand, and after confirming that it was the kind that was soft and absorbent, he said, "It seems that Nakahara wants to chop off my hand."

"I would like to." Zhongyuan Zhong also gave him a blank look, and walked out.

Osamu Dazai said indignantly: "Chuya, why are you so vicious?! Since when did you have such an idea?" Could it be... when he deliberately 'teasing' the other party with his fingers?

Zhong Yuanzhong also wiped the dining table, and said without thinking: "From the first time you took something from my arms without asking."

Osamu Dazai breathed a sigh of relief, "That's because Chuya himself is too low vigilant towards me, why blame me?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at someone who knew the question, and said angrily: "Because I can't control myself, okay?!"

Dazai Osamu's eyes were full of smiles, but if he continued talking, he would definitely turn into anger from embarrassment, so he changed the subject lightly and said, "Chuya, I'm going to Tokyo tomorrow."

"Tokyo?" Nakahara asked casually, "What? The cat hasn't been found yet?"

Osamu Dazai said smoothly, "It's an annoying cat!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded without hesitation, "Then you pick a car from the garage and drive away, anyway, you know where the car keys are."

"Okay." Dazai Osamu responded casually, but...he said with a smile: "Today everyone in the detective agency thinks I'm being adopted!"

If he was seen driving Zhongye's car, the matter would be even more solid.

"Pfft!" Zhongya Nakahara choked, looked at Osamu Dazai in disbelief, and then, "Hahahahaha!" Zhang Yang's loud laughter resounded throughout the room.

Zhong Yuanzhong also laughed until tears came out.He gloated at Osamu Dazai, "What kind of impression did you leave on your new colleagues?"

Osamu Dazai looked at Chuya Nakahara, and said quietly: "If Chuya laughs again, I will tell everyone that Chuya has adopted me."

Zhong Yuanzhong also smiled wantonly, and said nonchalantly, "Oh, it's up to you."