The right way to polish a diamond

Osamu Dazai, who holds the dark history of Nakahara Chuya in his hand, sat comfortably in the restaurant, and ate the high-end dinner made by Nakahara Nakaya himself with the night view.

The tablecloth on the dining table is engraved with hidden flowers, and the tableware, from bowls and chopsticks to cups and saucers, is exquisite.

The tulip-shaped glass was poured into the golden liquor. Osamu Dazai lowered his head and sniffed lightly. The aroma of champagne lingered at the tip of his nose.

Nakahara Nakaya gently shook the champagne glass in his hand, and the plate in front of the two of them was perfectly fried salmon.

Seafood egg fried rice and crab meat salad are also placed on the table.

This is the result of a compromise between the two.

The two toasted without pretentiousness, looked at each other, took a sip of wine each, and started to eat.

"So," Dazai Osamu cut the salmon on the plate with a knife and fork, "White wine goes with white meat, red wine goes with red meat, Chuya cares too much about this kind of thing, right?"

Why do you want to restrict yourself so much?In this way, he abides by the so-called "rules" of human beings, and even cares about such a small place.

"Then you do it!" Zhongyuan Zhong also cut a piece of salmon and stuffed it into his mouth. The tender and raw fish melted in his mouth with the fat.Zhong Yuanzhong also squinted his eyes in satisfaction, "The combination of white wine and steak will affect the taste."

Nakahara looked at Osamu Dazai, his blue eyes were full of ridicule of 'you think too much'.

Osamu Dazai snorted softly, swung the spoon lightly in the soup bowl, and fished out a piece of round white mushroom for serving.

Because miso soup can make white wine appear more bitter, Nakahara also replaced it with cream of mushroom soup.

Osamu Dazai took a sip of the soup, chewed and swallowed the mushrooms together, and commented: "It would be better if it was replaced with poisonous mushrooms."

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at him with disgust, and said with a sneer, "Okay, I will remember to change it when you are the only one eating it."

Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up, and stars stared at Nakahara Chuya in his kite-colored eyes, "Does Chuya mean that he will cook for me alone? Then I want steak for lunch tomorrow!"

Nakahara stared at Osamu Dazai, "What nonsense are you talking about? Are you out of your mind?!"

"There must be mushrooms in the side dishes of the steak." Osamu Dazai said self-consciously, "The steak should be seven-year-old, and it should be served with poisonous mushrooms. After eating the delicious steak, under the influence of the poisonous mushrooms, I will go to heaven... ...Wow, what a wonderful idea!"

"What kind of mushroom is poisonous enough to kill you?" Nakahara Zhong also laughed angrily, "Are there any poisonous mushrooms in Yokohama that you haven't eaten?" He paused and said thoughtfully, "Speaking of which, my And the picture of you going nuts in the Armed Detective Agency after eating poisonous mushrooms... you're really letting yourself go!"

In the past, at least I wouldn't go crazy in public... Thinking about it from another angle, those who can see such a Dazai are close people... Is it a good thing?

Dazai Osamu showed a delicate expression, and asked angrily: "...What did Chuya talk about with the detective agency?"

Didn't Nakaya stay with him all the time after he became smaller? !Why do you seem to have such a good relationship with other people in the detective agency?Only Yosano Akiko would do such a thing according to his black photos!

Zhong Yuan also gloated and said: "It's time for you to reflect on your popularity, Dazai, the people in the detective agency are very happy to tell me about your dark history."

"How can I have a dark history?" Osamu Dazai was right, his hand cutting the salmon was as steady as a mountain, "A smart and handsome man like me can only be trusted and looked up to by everyone!"

"... That's right, anyway, you've been like this since I knew you!" Nakahara Nakaya pondered for a moment, and unexpectedly agreed with Osamu Dazai's words, only the previous one.After all, most of the so-called black history of the detective agency has been experienced by Zhong Yuanzhong.He said incredulously, "Why haven't I beat you to death yet?"

Osamu Dazai said triumphantly: "Because I can't do it~~~ After all, even playing games is a loser!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also glared at him, and said viciously: "If I hadn't been merciful, I would have killed you a long time ago!"

"It's just trying to be brave with your mouth." Osamu Dazai hummed a happy tune, his peach blossom eyes curved up, shining brightly.

"Tsk!" Zhongyuan Zhong also lowered his head, chopped the knife and fork on the plate, and said through gritted teeth, "If it wasn't for the leader's order..."

Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes, and recognized the reddish ear tips from Nakahara Nakaya's orange-red hair. He was in a good mood, and it was rare that he didn't show any mockery to Nakahara Nakaya.

Nakahara, who did not wait for Dazai Osamu's reaction, looked up at Dazai Osamu suspiciously, suspecting that the other party's current forbearance was for a bigger conspiracy in the future.

"Chuya's reaction is really sad!" Dazai Osamu said pretendingly, "I just showed mercy to Chuya for the sake of dinner."

Zhong Yuan also looked down at the dishes on the table, are they really so delicious?When did Osamu Dazai regress because of this kind of thing?

"...Are you afraid of being beaten again?" Nakahara Nakaya looked at Osamu Dazai suspiciously, he still felt that the other party had some conspiracy.

So intuitive beings are a nuisance!

Osamu Dazai said without changing his face, "How could it be?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at him with half-belief.

Forget it, Nakahara Chuya bowed his head and continued to eat, anyway, if Osamu Dazai did some excessive pranks, he would just beat him up.

Osamu Dazai looked at Nakahara Chuya who was eating with peace of mind, and said quietly: "What was Chuya thinking just now?"

Nakahara Chuya paused with the fork in his hand, feeling a little guilty, after all Osamu Dazai hadn't done anything yet.

"I didn't think of anything."

"Does Chuya actually want to hide it from me?" Dazai Osamu's eyes darkened, "It's really courageous!" He put down the tableware in his hand, raised his wine glass, and said with a half-smile, "It's a pity that the expression on Chuya's face That’s not what you said. It’s been so long, Chuya’s first reaction is to use force to solve the problem?”

Not to be outdone, Zhong Yuanzhong said: "When facing you, this is the best solution!"

Get rid of the people who will cause problems, you can solve the problem from the source, and relieve your anger!

Osamu Dazai: "Violent little man!"

Nakahara Chuya: "The mackerel who deserves a beating!"

The two sat at opposite ends of the dining table, facing each other like two furry cats hunched over and purring towards each other.

The iris-colored pupils and the blue pupils reflected each other's figure, both of them had expressions of reluctance to admit defeat, as if they were still young and frivolous teenagers.

Both of them have a face that has been favored by time, as if they have not aged.

Zhong Yuanzhong also served himself a plate of fried rice with seafood and eggs, "You are so confident in eating at someone else's house, you are still shameless!"

"This is Chuya who lost to me!" Dazai Osamu began to feed himself at the speed that he was afraid that he would miss a bite, "Has Chuya even lost the rare and beautiful quality of willing to bet and admit defeat?"

Nakahara looked at Osamu Dazai with the eyes of 'you bastard who beat you up', "If you want to go back on your word, I would have thrown you out a long time ago!"

"Wow, I'm so scared!" Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, "How can a dog drive the owner out of the house?"

Nakahara Chuya: "Who is a dog!"

Dazai Osamu: "Whoever should do it!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also suddenly remembered something, and said maliciously: "You still say me? The other day you ran into the box and pretended to be a dog. Don't you hate dogs?!"

Osamu Dazai said eloquently: "It is because I hate it that I have to understand the mood of the dog, know myself and the enemy!"

"You still say!" Zhong Yuanzhong also remembered what happened that day, showing a toothache expression.Originally, when he came out of the movie, he was so moved by the loyal dog in the movie that he wanted to adopt a dog of his own.

As a result, Nakahara, who heard the dog barking, walked into the alley expectantly, and saw Osamu Dazai sitting in a box.

——The dream suddenly turned into a nightmare.

For a period of time after that, Zhong Yuanzhong also had a psychological shadow on the barking of dogs, and he has not adopted a dog he likes until now.

But that day was just a spur of the moment, and his job is not suitable for raising fragile animals.Thinking about it this way, being unable to die no matter what you do is one of Dazai Osamu's strengths.

Osamu Dazai remembered Nakahara Nakahara's face that changed color with fright that day, and smiled heartily, "It's because Nakahara's own mental quality is too bad." So, teasing Nakahara is always interesting!

Zhong Yuanzhong also said angrily: "It's not the fault of you, a tramp!"

"Hahahaha!"

The whole dinner was spent in the quarrel, and Osamu Dazai, who only cared about competing with Chuya Nakahara, managed to feed himself.

Nakahara looked at Osamu Dazai, whose corpse was moaning on the sofa, and complained helplessly, "You're still full...Are you still a child, Dazai?"

Osamu Dazai said weakly: "It's... Chuya's fault..." Whether it's the rice cooking too much to your liking or competing with him, in short, it's all Chuya's fault!

"Eat the Xiaoshi tablets!" Zhong Yuanzhong also went to find the family medicine box, because he hadn't used it much and searched for a while before finding the right medicine.

Fortunately, it was the medicine box prepared by the personal assistant. If Nakahara Chuya prepared it himself, he would definitely not prepare such things as Xiaoshi tablets.

Osamu Dazai swallowed the medicine with water, lay on the sofa and looked at the ceiling, and said with emotion: "It's an uncomfortable way to die."

Zhong Yuanzhong also rolled his eyes, and didn't bother to say anything.Anyway, Osamu Dazai really made up his mind to die and no one can stop him.

He turned on the home theater, ready to pick a movie for the rest of the night.

Osamu Dazai turned his head to look at the screen, picking and choosing the movies Chuya Nakahara had chosen.

"This is too violent. Isn't the violence that Chuya sees in his daily life not enough?"

"Doomsday road movie?! It's so boring that people just want to sleep!"

"Literary film? No way, no way, Zhong will also like this kind of delicate film?"

"This is pornography! I can't tell that Zhong Ye has such a hobby?!"

"A romantic movie? It's so weird to watch this type of movie with Zhongya!"

"Cartoon?! Isn't it, Chuya is the kid? Is it the sequelae of APTX4869?!"

Nakahara couldn't bear it anymore and stuffed the remote control into Osamu Dazai's hand, "You choose!"

Having got his wish, Osamu Dazai looked at the full screen of films and chose one... a thriller and supernatural film.

Nakahara Chuya: ...This bastard must have done it on purpose!

He silently grabbed the pillow on the sofa and hugged it into his arms.