Oda is always misunderstood
Chapter 74
"I'm sorry." Oda Sakunosuke bowed his head honestly and apologized, trying to patch up his behavior, "I just don't want to increase misunderstandings, and I don't want to bring you trouble."
Hagiwara Kenji's face softened, "We are friends, how can we say that things between friends are troublesome."
Oda Sakunosuke squatted down and began to pack the messy dummy parts in the suitcase.
Kenji Hagiwara sighed, and resigned himself to help.
"I'll do it." Oda Sakunosuke blocked it, but Hagiwara Kenji pushed his arm away indifferently.
"It's my fault. If you weren't scared by me, you wouldn't be so hasty and make a mess." Kenji Hagiwara said with emotion, "Put a suitcase in a dummy with a blood bag in it, and you won't be afraid of blood coming through the cracks." Leaked out, leaving a bloodstain on the ground."
Oda Sakunosuke was silent. He really didn't think about it. There was only a big suitcase at hand that could hold the disassembled dummy, so he used it without thinking.
Now that I think about it, if most of the blood hadn't been coagulated into scabs or absorbed by the body bag, perhaps the weird scene of dripping blood while walking with the suitcase would really have been staged.
"I will pay attention next time." Oda Sakunosuke replied.
"? Do you still want to have a next time??"
Oda Sakunosuke thought for a while, this time the task is to rescue the undercover agent, but there is an FBI among the undercover agents in the organization!
Maybe the next mission released will be to save the FBI from the organization.
So, Oda Saku paused, and thoughtfully said: "Maybe there will be a next time."
Hagiwara Kenji:?
He wiped off the blood splattered on the floor with a wet towel, and was about to help put the dummy back into the body bag when Odasaku stopped him.
"Just stuff it in the suitcase, and I'll throw it away later." Oda Sakunosuke said.
Hagiwara Kenji joked: "Where are you going to 'throw the corpse', big killer."
As soon as the voice fell, Hagiwara himself felt that the current scene was weird.
"I'm no longer a killer." Oda Sakunosuke retorted, thought for a while, and said, "Throw it to the garbage disposal plant."
The system complained: [I said before that I would think of other ways, but the result is not to throw it away. ]
Oda Sakunosuke pretended not to hear.
Hagiwara Kenji had no objection, and only reminded: "Pay attention to cross-dressing, don't show your face, don't get caught, don't make social news."
"Okay." Oda replied.
Hagiwara Kenji took off the gloves in his hand, Oda Sakunosuke took them, and put the gloves into a special bag.
Oda Sakunosuke explained: "You have used this pair of gloves, and they must be destroyed separately, and you cannot just throw them away."
"Quite professional." Hagiwara Kenji smiled helplessly.
Oda Sakunosuke worked silently and didn't dare to speak. He used to be a killer, so of course he was professional in the matter of destroying corpses and destroying traces.
Hagiwara Kenji raised his hand, the quality of the disposable gloves Oda gave was not very good, and he could smell rust on the palms and backs of his hands.
He went to the bathroom and squeezed some hand sanitizer on his hands.Watching the water wash against his hands, he was thinking wildly: What he said and did just now seemed like an accomplice helping to dismember and throw away corpses in TV dramas.
As soon as this idea came out, he couldn't laugh or cry.
Coming out of the bathroom, seeing the tiredness faintly visible between the red-haired man's brows and eyes, Hagiwara Kenji patted him on the shoulder and rejected the other party's proposal to make a meal appointment.
"Next time, you get rid of this thing first. Take a good rest and don't be too tired."
Oda Sakunosuke sent the person out of the door, and before going out, Hagiwara turned his head, his bangs were slanted aside, revealing a pair of beautiful peach blossom eyes full of seriousness.
"Oda, can you tell me, which organization on the road are you staying in now? Are you in danger, is there anything I can help you with?"
Oda Sakunosuke was stunned, fell silent for a while, and said, "Some things are more dangerous if you know too much, so don't ask."
"I'm not afraid."
"..."
Hagiwara Kenji: "...But you are afraid, aren't you?"
Oda Sakunosuke didn't know what to say, so he remained silent.
Seeing this, Hagiwara Kenji sighed helplessly, his peach blossom eyes were slightly curved, the corners of his mouth were raised, and his smile was full of firmness and confidence.
"Call me whenever you need me, if you still consider me a friend." Kenji Hagiwara emphasized his tone as if emphasizing, "I'm not afraid of trouble, but I'm afraid that I can help but fail to help me friend."
Oda Sakunosuke slowly relaxed the tense back, "...Okay."
He agreed, and Hagiwara Kenji was really relieved.While waiting for the elevator, Hagiwara kept nagging him about finishing the work.
"If your body is not divided into too many pieces, you can wash the blood off the limbs before throwing them away, otherwise you will be caught..." You will be fined.
Before he finished speaking, the elevator doors opened to both sides.
Kenji Hagiwara didn't lower his volume when he spoke. The elevator doors may not be well insulated, and the people inside obviously listened halfway through, with a look of confusion on their faces.After seeing two tall men in front of the elevator door, he lowered his head subconsciously, not daring to look directly at them.
—Limbs, blood... Could it be murder and dismemberment? !Oops, did I hear their plan? ?
At this moment, the boy who was still in the second stage recalled various movies, dramas and jokes in his mind, and became more determined that he had met the killer.He shivered in a corner, praying that they would not enter the elevator.
God did not hear his prayer, Hagiwara Kenji stepped into the elevator, "Remember what I said, be smart, don't be stupid—"
The elevator doors closed slowly, and Oda Sakunosuke waved his hand dully, even Daimao could only nod obediently.
Hagiwara Kenji smiled helplessly, but from the corner of his eye, he noticed the slightly trembling boy in the corner.The policeman's sense of responsibility came online instantly. He approached and asked worriedly, "Are you okay?"
He was kind, but he didn't know that the closer he was, the more scared the boy would be.
Help help!Did he come to test me? Can I leave alive today?
The boy lowered his head stubbornly, and replied falteringly: "Huh? First, sir, what are you talking about, my ears are not very good, so I can't hear clearly."
Why is your face paler?
Hagiwara Kenji looked at the boy slightly bowed while holding his schoolbag, wondering if he had a stomach problem.So he leaned close to the boy's ear, raised his voice, and asked, "I'm asking—do you need me to take you to the hospital?"
Woohoo, do you want to forcefully drag me to the hospital so that you can kill me and stuff my body into the hospital mortuary without anyone noticing it!
Countless ways of his own death flashed through the boy's mind, his hands and feet were cold.He noticed that the black-haired man next to him had the intention of leaning over to look at his face, and when he was very desperate, the elevator reached the first floor.
"I'm fine! Thank you for your concern, I'll go first!!" The boy rushed out of the elevator.
Hagiwara Kenji stepped out of the elevator slowly, scratched his cheek blankly, "This kid doesn't seem to be sick, why does he look scared..."
"Could he have misunderstood it?" Hagiwara Kenji reacted belatedly, dumbfounded.
……
Upstairs, Sakunosuke Oda didn't get a chance to rest.
According to the rules of garbage classification, he should wash off the blood on the plastic dummy, throw away the clothes and the dummy separately, and so on.
After the system read the series of requirements to him, Oda Sakunosuke nodded and said, "I understand."
Then tie up all the rubbish together, and prepare to sneak around in the dark and windy night of the month, and throw it away at once.
The system made a mocking sound, but Odasaku still pretended not to hear it.
……
Oda Sakunosuke parked the car at the entrance of the villa and closed the door.
He came back to get the medicine.
[Tisano]'s damage has reached 40%. This is not a trauma, but the life energy belonging to this body has dissipated. This is irreversible damage.
Perhaps through a long period of cultivation, the lost vitality can be recovered a little bit.
The system can't do anything about it, and Oda Sakunosuke can only pin it on Shirley's medicine.
Because half of the 40% damage comes from the tissue's experimental medicine.It can heal the physiological damage caused by the medicine, and can also reduce the damage.
but……
"Who moved my medicine??"
Oda Sakunosuke squatted in front of the closet, holding a glass jar with a blank face.
He remembered very clearly that Shirley gave me medicine for exactly one month, but he only took eleven pills, so there should be twenty more!
Now only half of it is left! !
"Is it melted?" Oda Sakunosuke looked at the jar over and over, but he didn't see any traces or debris. The glass jar was clean, but suddenly half of the pills were missing.
It looks like someone stole it!
Oda Sakunosuke looked serious: "Someone has entered my room."
The system said nervously: [Quickly check the room! ]
Oda Sakunosuke put down the sugar bowl, and quickly checked the room inside and out, but didn't find anything that shouldn't be there.
There are no other items missing, except that the medicine is missing.
The system cursed out of righteous indignation: [Who is so immoral, stealing our life-saving medicine! He eats instant noodles without seasoning packets, and when he goes out to buy vegetables, the price will increase! ! ]
[Odasaku, what should we do, should we find that thief! ]
Oda Sakunosuke pondered for a few seconds, then slowly said, "The thief would think it was candy and eat it?"
[...It shouldn’t be so, after all, it’s such an unpalatable thing.It's time to smell it. ] The system hesitated.
"What if he takes this medicine?" Oda Sakunosuke asked, "What will happen to a healthy person if he takes this medicine?"
The system is at a loss: [I don't know, anyway, it's not to the point of death. ]
It's fine as long as no lives are lost.
Oda Sakunosuke breathed a sigh of relief, "That's okay."
He took the glass of water, slipped his Adam's apple up and down, and swallowed three pills in one go.
The system screamed: [What are you doing! !You can't take the medicine indiscriminately. How could you swallow three times the amount without asking Shirley? ? ]
Oda Sakunosuke said calmly: "It's okay, I'm sure."
[Yes, yes, okay. ] The system hesitated, [Your body is important. ]
Oda Sakunosuke nodded as usual, "Okay."
the next day.
Sakunosuke Oda opened his eyes, and the first thing he did was to ask the system, "How much damage?"
[39%! !It really works! ] The system was super surprised, and asked happily, [How do you know that taking triple medicine is effective? ]
Oda Sakunosuke said with emotion: "It's really effective, it's really good news."
The system was shocked, with an ominous premonition in his heart, [Aren't you sure? ]
"Yes."
[Then why do you look surprised! ]
The red-haired man sat on the bed, pressed his fist to his lips, and coughed embarrassedly.He rubbed his hair, hesitated to speak, and finally confessed honestly: "Actually, I guessed it. Isn't there a host protection mechanism? Don't be afraid."
system:[? ]
So, relying on only 70% pain perception and the protection of the host, you can't hurt the soul no matter what, so you start messing around?
You can't do this! (shock)
Hagiwara Kenji's face softened, "We are friends, how can we say that things between friends are troublesome."
Oda Sakunosuke squatted down and began to pack the messy dummy parts in the suitcase.
Kenji Hagiwara sighed, and resigned himself to help.
"I'll do it." Oda Sakunosuke blocked it, but Hagiwara Kenji pushed his arm away indifferently.
"It's my fault. If you weren't scared by me, you wouldn't be so hasty and make a mess." Kenji Hagiwara said with emotion, "Put a suitcase in a dummy with a blood bag in it, and you won't be afraid of blood coming through the cracks." Leaked out, leaving a bloodstain on the ground."
Oda Sakunosuke was silent. He really didn't think about it. There was only a big suitcase at hand that could hold the disassembled dummy, so he used it without thinking.
Now that I think about it, if most of the blood hadn't been coagulated into scabs or absorbed by the body bag, perhaps the weird scene of dripping blood while walking with the suitcase would really have been staged.
"I will pay attention next time." Oda Sakunosuke replied.
"? Do you still want to have a next time??"
Oda Sakunosuke thought for a while, this time the task is to rescue the undercover agent, but there is an FBI among the undercover agents in the organization!
Maybe the next mission released will be to save the FBI from the organization.
So, Oda Saku paused, and thoughtfully said: "Maybe there will be a next time."
Hagiwara Kenji:?
He wiped off the blood splattered on the floor with a wet towel, and was about to help put the dummy back into the body bag when Odasaku stopped him.
"Just stuff it in the suitcase, and I'll throw it away later." Oda Sakunosuke said.
Hagiwara Kenji joked: "Where are you going to 'throw the corpse', big killer."
As soon as the voice fell, Hagiwara himself felt that the current scene was weird.
"I'm no longer a killer." Oda Sakunosuke retorted, thought for a while, and said, "Throw it to the garbage disposal plant."
The system complained: [I said before that I would think of other ways, but the result is not to throw it away. ]
Oda Sakunosuke pretended not to hear.
Hagiwara Kenji had no objection, and only reminded: "Pay attention to cross-dressing, don't show your face, don't get caught, don't make social news."
"Okay." Oda replied.
Hagiwara Kenji took off the gloves in his hand, Oda Sakunosuke took them, and put the gloves into a special bag.
Oda Sakunosuke explained: "You have used this pair of gloves, and they must be destroyed separately, and you cannot just throw them away."
"Quite professional." Hagiwara Kenji smiled helplessly.
Oda Sakunosuke worked silently and didn't dare to speak. He used to be a killer, so of course he was professional in the matter of destroying corpses and destroying traces.
Hagiwara Kenji raised his hand, the quality of the disposable gloves Oda gave was not very good, and he could smell rust on the palms and backs of his hands.
He went to the bathroom and squeezed some hand sanitizer on his hands.Watching the water wash against his hands, he was thinking wildly: What he said and did just now seemed like an accomplice helping to dismember and throw away corpses in TV dramas.
As soon as this idea came out, he couldn't laugh or cry.
Coming out of the bathroom, seeing the tiredness faintly visible between the red-haired man's brows and eyes, Hagiwara Kenji patted him on the shoulder and rejected the other party's proposal to make a meal appointment.
"Next time, you get rid of this thing first. Take a good rest and don't be too tired."
Oda Sakunosuke sent the person out of the door, and before going out, Hagiwara turned his head, his bangs were slanted aside, revealing a pair of beautiful peach blossom eyes full of seriousness.
"Oda, can you tell me, which organization on the road are you staying in now? Are you in danger, is there anything I can help you with?"
Oda Sakunosuke was stunned, fell silent for a while, and said, "Some things are more dangerous if you know too much, so don't ask."
"I'm not afraid."
"..."
Hagiwara Kenji: "...But you are afraid, aren't you?"
Oda Sakunosuke didn't know what to say, so he remained silent.
Seeing this, Hagiwara Kenji sighed helplessly, his peach blossom eyes were slightly curved, the corners of his mouth were raised, and his smile was full of firmness and confidence.
"Call me whenever you need me, if you still consider me a friend." Kenji Hagiwara emphasized his tone as if emphasizing, "I'm not afraid of trouble, but I'm afraid that I can help but fail to help me friend."
Oda Sakunosuke slowly relaxed the tense back, "...Okay."
He agreed, and Hagiwara Kenji was really relieved.While waiting for the elevator, Hagiwara kept nagging him about finishing the work.
"If your body is not divided into too many pieces, you can wash the blood off the limbs before throwing them away, otherwise you will be caught..." You will be fined.
Before he finished speaking, the elevator doors opened to both sides.
Kenji Hagiwara didn't lower his volume when he spoke. The elevator doors may not be well insulated, and the people inside obviously listened halfway through, with a look of confusion on their faces.After seeing two tall men in front of the elevator door, he lowered his head subconsciously, not daring to look directly at them.
—Limbs, blood... Could it be murder and dismemberment? !Oops, did I hear their plan? ?
At this moment, the boy who was still in the second stage recalled various movies, dramas and jokes in his mind, and became more determined that he had met the killer.He shivered in a corner, praying that they would not enter the elevator.
God did not hear his prayer, Hagiwara Kenji stepped into the elevator, "Remember what I said, be smart, don't be stupid—"
The elevator doors closed slowly, and Oda Sakunosuke waved his hand dully, even Daimao could only nod obediently.
Hagiwara Kenji smiled helplessly, but from the corner of his eye, he noticed the slightly trembling boy in the corner.The policeman's sense of responsibility came online instantly. He approached and asked worriedly, "Are you okay?"
He was kind, but he didn't know that the closer he was, the more scared the boy would be.
Help help!Did he come to test me? Can I leave alive today?
The boy lowered his head stubbornly, and replied falteringly: "Huh? First, sir, what are you talking about, my ears are not very good, so I can't hear clearly."
Why is your face paler?
Hagiwara Kenji looked at the boy slightly bowed while holding his schoolbag, wondering if he had a stomach problem.So he leaned close to the boy's ear, raised his voice, and asked, "I'm asking—do you need me to take you to the hospital?"
Woohoo, do you want to forcefully drag me to the hospital so that you can kill me and stuff my body into the hospital mortuary without anyone noticing it!
Countless ways of his own death flashed through the boy's mind, his hands and feet were cold.He noticed that the black-haired man next to him had the intention of leaning over to look at his face, and when he was very desperate, the elevator reached the first floor.
"I'm fine! Thank you for your concern, I'll go first!!" The boy rushed out of the elevator.
Hagiwara Kenji stepped out of the elevator slowly, scratched his cheek blankly, "This kid doesn't seem to be sick, why does he look scared..."
"Could he have misunderstood it?" Hagiwara Kenji reacted belatedly, dumbfounded.
……
Upstairs, Sakunosuke Oda didn't get a chance to rest.
According to the rules of garbage classification, he should wash off the blood on the plastic dummy, throw away the clothes and the dummy separately, and so on.
After the system read the series of requirements to him, Oda Sakunosuke nodded and said, "I understand."
Then tie up all the rubbish together, and prepare to sneak around in the dark and windy night of the month, and throw it away at once.
The system made a mocking sound, but Odasaku still pretended not to hear it.
……
Oda Sakunosuke parked the car at the entrance of the villa and closed the door.
He came back to get the medicine.
[Tisano]'s damage has reached 40%. This is not a trauma, but the life energy belonging to this body has dissipated. This is irreversible damage.
Perhaps through a long period of cultivation, the lost vitality can be recovered a little bit.
The system can't do anything about it, and Oda Sakunosuke can only pin it on Shirley's medicine.
Because half of the 40% damage comes from the tissue's experimental medicine.It can heal the physiological damage caused by the medicine, and can also reduce the damage.
but……
"Who moved my medicine??"
Oda Sakunosuke squatted in front of the closet, holding a glass jar with a blank face.
He remembered very clearly that Shirley gave me medicine for exactly one month, but he only took eleven pills, so there should be twenty more!
Now only half of it is left! !
"Is it melted?" Oda Sakunosuke looked at the jar over and over, but he didn't see any traces or debris. The glass jar was clean, but suddenly half of the pills were missing.
It looks like someone stole it!
Oda Sakunosuke looked serious: "Someone has entered my room."
The system said nervously: [Quickly check the room! ]
Oda Sakunosuke put down the sugar bowl, and quickly checked the room inside and out, but didn't find anything that shouldn't be there.
There are no other items missing, except that the medicine is missing.
The system cursed out of righteous indignation: [Who is so immoral, stealing our life-saving medicine! He eats instant noodles without seasoning packets, and when he goes out to buy vegetables, the price will increase! ! ]
[Odasaku, what should we do, should we find that thief! ]
Oda Sakunosuke pondered for a few seconds, then slowly said, "The thief would think it was candy and eat it?"
[...It shouldn’t be so, after all, it’s such an unpalatable thing.It's time to smell it. ] The system hesitated.
"What if he takes this medicine?" Oda Sakunosuke asked, "What will happen to a healthy person if he takes this medicine?"
The system is at a loss: [I don't know, anyway, it's not to the point of death. ]
It's fine as long as no lives are lost.
Oda Sakunosuke breathed a sigh of relief, "That's okay."
He took the glass of water, slipped his Adam's apple up and down, and swallowed three pills in one go.
The system screamed: [What are you doing! !You can't take the medicine indiscriminately. How could you swallow three times the amount without asking Shirley? ? ]
Oda Sakunosuke said calmly: "It's okay, I'm sure."
[Yes, yes, okay. ] The system hesitated, [Your body is important. ]
Oda Sakunosuke nodded as usual, "Okay."
the next day.
Sakunosuke Oda opened his eyes, and the first thing he did was to ask the system, "How much damage?"
[39%! !It really works! ] The system was super surprised, and asked happily, [How do you know that taking triple medicine is effective? ]
Oda Sakunosuke said with emotion: "It's really effective, it's really good news."
The system was shocked, with an ominous premonition in his heart, [Aren't you sure? ]
"Yes."
[Then why do you look surprised! ]
The red-haired man sat on the bed, pressed his fist to his lips, and coughed embarrassedly.He rubbed his hair, hesitated to speak, and finally confessed honestly: "Actually, I guessed it. Isn't there a host protection mechanism? Don't be afraid."
system:[? ]
So, relying on only 70% pain perception and the protection of the host, you can't hurt the soul no matter what, so you start messing around?
You can't do this! (shock)
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