Oda is always misunderstood

When Coker found out that he had been deceived, he was already in a state of dying with more breath and less breath.

"How dare you lie to me!" Coker said to Dazai with a hoarse voice, his eyes were poisonous and cold.

Osamu Dazai shrugged, "I said to talk to you, am I wrong? I didn't kill you. If you cooperated enough, the matter would have ended long ago."

[System, I want to adjust the pain! ] Coker couldn't bear it anymore, regardless of 031's obstruction, he insisted on doing so.

031 Youyou sighed, because he was afraid that he would not be exposed quickly enough.

Sure enough, Osamu Dazai quickly noticed the change in Coker and raised his eyebrows.

"Interesting." He said softly.

Coker originally had the energy to curse a few words, but now he really doesn't even have the energy to speak.Before he even mentioned the existence of the system, Osamu Dazai discovered his little tricks himself.

"Always make a habit of listening to others, but you don't have a communication device on your body. What are you using to listen? Oh! Could it be a subcutaneous implant?"

Osamu Dazai tapped the palm of his hand, as if he had suddenly inspired some kind of inspiration, he smiled and said something horrifying: "Why don't you cut off the whole ear to make sure?"

Coker's face was frightened, his injuries were already extremely serious, and at this time, he couldn't even "wrap" along the way.

What should he do? The system expressly prohibits him from saying anything related to "crossing" the "system".Do you want to watch your ears cut off?

[Leave!Take me out of this world quickly! ] Coker yelled hysterically, [Get me out of here! ! ]

031 doesn't know how he was bound to such a useless host. It's fine if he can't think well, and he often doesn't listen to advice and does some actions that will make him regret it.

If the time can be restarted, 031 would rather go to the next world to compete with Chubby, who is also considered half of the same company.Aren't magical girls cuter than him!

[Let me remind you one last time that you have no balance on your account.The next world will also lose the right to draw cards independently, and even the benefits of the opening gift package will not be available, it is purely a bare card. ]

031 said, [Or you can deal with Osamu Dazai and escape from him, and we will leave after earning enough travel expenses.Either play a bachelor, whether the start of the game goes well or not depends entirely on the face. ]

The man stared blankly at the air, his lips moved slightly.Osamu Dazai recognized it, and he was saying, "Let's go now".

Dazai's face changed slightly, he strode forward, grabbed his wrist, and quickly said: "You are hiding in his brain, do you think I don't know. Do you want to make a deal with me?"

031's action of pressing the release button stops suddenly.

Coker was keenly aware that a burst of energy gushed out of his body in shock and anger, and cursed: "031, what are you still doing, why don't you hurry up and do what I say!"

Osamu Dazai frowned slightly, paused for a moment, and was still firm in his judgment: "Let me guess, you directed Coker to Butei, and the purpose is to let him join Butei to be a good person and do good deeds?"

"I asked someone to check. [Koker] was originally just an ordinary businessman in Yokohama, and his life was no different from ordinary people. It wasn't until a while ago that his style of painting changed suddenly." Osamu Dazai said, "From living habits, Dressing up, even running a business, is intentionally taken out of the gray area, it's like a different person."

These are all the information Tianshan Hanabou found in a very short period of time with the special ability "quilt".

“On top of that, [Corker] suddenly started doing philanthropy. Unfortunately, he’s probably never been a good person in his life. The philanthropy is a mess, and even if you invest a lot of money, you can’t invest it.”

Osamu Dazai grinned, "No one appreciates him from the bottom of their hearts. But you—031, right—that's exactly what you lack."

"What are you collecting? Some kind of emotion, energy...whatever it is, obviously, he is a bad contractor. Why hang him on a tree, change someone else, the world is wider."

Osamu Dazai finished speaking slowly, coaxing 031 to change people inside and outside the words.As for who to replace, of course it can only be Dazai!

Cocker

His eyes were wide open, and his heart was filled with panic.He didn't say anything, but this man guessed everything right!

He could only keep urging 031 in his heart, and what made him even more anxious was that 031 remained silent and did not respond to him.

"Why don't you come out and talk to me one-on-one." Osamu Dazai took out a never-used mobile phone from his pocket, connected it to the local area network that Ango sent someone to set up alone, and stuffed it into Coker's palm with a smile. "If it's not convenient to talk, you can use that mobile phone to send me a text message. The numbers are all stored in it!"

Coker wanted to crush the phone, but he didn't have any strength in his body, and even held the phone in vain.

The dim room was silent for a moment, and the cell phone in Coker's palm suddenly lit up without anyone touching it.Osamu Dazai lowered his eyes and saw that the mobile phone automatically opened the music player software.

This scene was indescribably weird, Dazai Osamu was not afraid at all, and he was relieved instead.

Bet won.

Press the play button, and the mobile phone with a clean memory plays an audio. After the sizzle, it is an inorganic electronic sound.

"I can't do it." 031 said, "I admit, I'm tempted. But our rules are like this. Before his wish is fulfilled, I can't unilaterally tear up the contract."

If you want to unilaterally break the contract and unbind, 031 has to write a lengthy report and submit it to the main system. If the main system thinks that 031 has done something wrong, it will be downgraded.

031 is neither willing to write a report nor to bear the risk of being downgraded.

Osamu Dazai's heart moved, and he tentatively said: "You distribute it to other colleagues. Are you the only one working?"

031 was taken aback, yes.

The host can pass it on to its descendants to have a headache! !

031 burst into tears: "Osamu Dazai, you are so smart, why didn't I think of that."

Corker was ruthlessly abandoned by 031, and opened his mouth. Just as he was about to say something, Osamu Dazai's kite pupils looked straight into his eyes.

--To shut up.

Osamu Dazai conveyed this message to Coker with his eyes.

Coker lost the protection of the system, and did not dare to die any more. He silently listened to 031 and Osamu Dazai's extreme pull.

One person, one unified, going back and forth to do the tug-of-war. Everyone wants to take the initiative in this transaction, and no one will let anyone else.

Coker understood every word they said.Once connected, he couldn't understand it.It's outrageous.

"You set me up, set me up!" 031 asked angrily, "Is this the sincerity of your cooperation??"

——Looks like Osamu Dazai won the negotiation.

Coker thought.

"Only by knowing the basics can we cooperate better, don't be angry." Dazai Osamu looked at ease.

031 was furious, and said in a cold voice: "If my investigation is correct, you are here for your friend—Sakunosuke Oda, right?"

The young man with black hair and kite eyes slowly restrained the smile on his face, and his face sank a little bit.When he wasn't smiling, the frightening dark color in the kite-colored pupils also emerged, with an astonishing aura.

"There is an induction between the systems," 031 said, "If you want to ask the reason why Oda Sakunosuke has been awake for a long time, I can give you the answer right now."

"That's right, he is bound by the system. At this moment, his soul has landed in another world, doing the tasks issued by the system." 031 said, "Only when he saves enough common points and realizes his wish, his soul can return to the original body. "

In other words, if the host fails to complete the task, there will always be insufficient points.The system bound to him has to stay with him until the contract is completed - this is why 031 finally agreed to change, he doesn't want to spend the rest of his life on a trash.

Just because he still wanted to kill the spider brigade, he died laughing, no one would believe him.

031 asked: "Osamu Dazai, what is your wish?"

Dazai was silent for a long time.

A system that can make any wish come true sounds like magic in a fairy tale.

His famous saying is [suicide clear and full of vigor], the death he pursued all his life, now

at your fingertips.

But when 031 asked him again, Dazai Osamu said: "My wish is to go to Sakunosuke Oda whose soul is performing missions in another world, walk with him, help him collect enough points to realize his wish, and return to the world together. Return to the original world."

"very long!"

031 complained, "Your wish is to help another person realize his wish faster??"

This matryoshka is very spiritual, which greatly shocked 031.According to the rumors, Osamu Dazai is not such a good person!

"Odasaku is too honest, when he saves enough points step by step, I might become a grandfather!" Osamu Dazai said with rejection written all over his face, "I don't even have the energy to play tricks on Kunikida when I think about living for so long .”

Kunikida Doppo would probably be very happy to hear that.

031 thought to himself, it thought about it, and felt that this deal was a huge profit, so it agreed.

"I'll bring you to Oda Sakunosuke right now."

"So you were teleported here on the spot?"

Oda Sakunosuke asked calmly after listening to Dazai Osamu's series of narrations that sounded like he was reading a story.

The afterglow of the setting sun dyed the sky red, the setting sun shattered into gold, and the breeze blew by, causing layers of golden ripples to appear in the small pond not far away.

Before they knew it, they had been sitting here all afternoon.

Osamu Dazai said slowly: "Of course not, that guy (Cockel)'s resume is too bad, no one wants to take over. I can't stand it anymore, and I asked someone to help polish it before I successfully sold him. "

Even the voice of 031 was the same, and the others asked him such a good host, why did he give up. 031 used the voice of an old man to tell them that they were going to retire.

Of course, there is a time difference between the two sides. In the vast universe, the boundaries of time and space are also blurred.When the rumors spread to the ears of Oda Zuo's system, the No. 031 system was preparing for retirement, and the top 50 systems did not need to work and could enjoy their old age in peace.

Let the system envy for a long time.

"Then what's your number?" Oda Sakunosuke asked the system.

The system was at a loss, and whispered: [I don't remember. ]

Its memory has not been fully recovered, and except for sporadic key plot points, the rest is unknown.

031 reminded: [You are 2048, have you forgotten? ]

System shock: [What!I'm just two thousand away! ! ]

The two systems here began to exchange experiences of "upgrading", and on the other side, Oda Sakunosuke asked Dazai: "That is to say, you are also in a vegetable state over there now?"

Osamu Dazai meowed: "Yes, so we have to go back quickly, otherwise something serious will happen."

"What's the matter?" Oda Sakunosuke's eyebrows were full of dignity.

"Kunikida will be depressed because of losing my ideal partner." Osamu Dazai replied.

Oda Sakunosuke said solemnly: "That's it, indeed, Mr. Kunikida must be very uncomfortable with the sudden loss of his partner."

"So, from tomorrow onwards, we must take advantage of the loopholes seriously, ah no, do the task seriously!"

Oda Sakunosuke nodded, and asked Chi Chi: "Dazai, there is one more thing. What is the reason why you turned into a cat?"

"..."

Osamu Dazai reluctantly said: "When I was drawing the card, I was bumped by you, and I got a black cat."

There are advantages and disadvantages to becoming a cat. The disadvantage is that the human body cannot be used for a long time, and the difficulty of many tasks is greatly increased.If you want to turn back into a human, you can only spend money to buy time in the mall. The longer the time, the higher the cost.

This is Osamu Dazai's first world, he is a pauper, so there is no money for him to change back to human.

The only advantage is that cats can get something for nothing.As long as a human makes a sound similar to "Oh my god, it's like petting this cat", being obediently being rubbed will be regarded as fulfilling the wish of this person, and it also counts.

Not high, but better than nothing.

Oda Sakunosuke apologized in embarrassment.

"It's okay, it's more convenient for me to move." Osamu Dazai said meaningfully

Long story short.

It was getting late, and Oda Sakunosuke was going back.

"Are you going back to the port Mafia with me?" When the two exchanged information, Oda Sakunosuke told Dazai Osamu what he had seen and experienced in the port Mafia.

Dazai Mao shook its fur, and the black kitten stretched out on the bench.

"I'll stay in Butei." Dazai paused, then said softly, "I want to see if things are as I thought."