my soulmate is a free man

Thanks to the evil cod, the friendship between the Chinese and Russian men's volleyball teams has become deeper again.

In fact, the Bronte restaurant did not do the immoral thing of pretending to be cod with oily fish, but the cod was not fresh enough. As a result, the men's volleyball teams from China and Russia were sent to the hospital by cod.

Qin Chunxiao was again questioned by the doctor why he was fine. They were even worried that Qin Chunxiao was also infected with bacteria, but he didn't have an attack for the time being, so he was asked to get a blood test.

Qin Chunxiao: "No, no, I'm just joking. I'm also the lucky one who didn't eat cod when I went out on the road."

What should he say, when he ate spoiled dumplings and went to the hospital with his parents and sister, he also had his blood checked, and it turned out that he was in good health, with no signs of infection at all?

At that time, Dr. Wang said that those bacteria were likely to have been killed by his own immune system and digestive system, but this fighting power, if the doctor who is pestering him now knows, in case he pesters him to smoke What about the blood?

Who would a normal person like to be chased for blood all the time?

When Qin Chunxiao said this, the doctor really believed it. On the contrary, everyone who knew him knew that he was talking nonsense.

Anton was lying on the bed, his legs were so weak that he couldn't even walk, his face was pale, and his tone was firm: "Misha, you must have eaten cod too."

Qin Chunxiao: "Why are you so sure?"

Anton: "It's not your style to go out and press the road without eating."

Suo Suo laughed beside him: "It's still Anton who understands Misha."

After saying this, Soso ran towards the toilet, bumping into Roman on the way.

Qin Chunxiao: ...

This is no longer a question of who wins the game, but a question of suspicious yellow pants if you force yourself to go on the field.

In fact, there have been incidents in which a certain team was absent from a game in the VNL before. The Russian team has already accumulated a lot of points, and it is acceptable to withdraw a game, but these guys are also quite stubborn. The next day, they are still stubborn appeared on the field.

Wearing a red jersey, Qin Chunxiao looked at the other side expressionlessly, and murmured to You Ziyu, "Let's make a quick decision. If it is delayed for a long time, something big may happen."

You Ziyu sighed deeply: "Going to the toilet is indeed a big event."

The Bronte restaurant that was involved in the incident has already been bombarded by angry athletes, but the broken stomach will not recover for a while. You Ziyu suspects that the opposite party is wearing protective equipment on the field, but I don’t know what it is for. Which type is it.

The gastrointestinal patients on the Chinese team are still on drips. According to team doctor Wang Yan, when he called WADA to talk about this incident, he heard faint laughter from the other end of the phone. It is estimated that both teams are now unlucky To be famous.

Even the commentators of each channel didn’t comment on this game, so I went to watch other games, because as we all know, athletes with their buttocks can’t play a good game. Not wearing yellow pants is already giving the audience face, and the sports stations don’t want to. Let the audience friends see the moment when their favorite players die, but there are many audiences in this game.

Audience: Actually, I am very curious about how the athletes play the game under the condition of thinning.

Then they discovered that the athletes were all wearing long trousers today. Yes, the competition team had specially applied to the FIVB. Due to special circumstances, they could not continue to wear the previous sports shorts during the competition.

The FIVB official agreed with suppressed laughter: "Okay, all athletes, please do what you can, and don't force yourself too much...Pfft!"

Putting on wide trousers and wearing some special "protective gear" inside, it doesn't look so conspicuous.

The Chinese team still let the seven intact athletes play. The enemy is really at a disadvantage. If this is the case, the seven of them will not be able to win the game, and there is no need to continue to mix in the future.

The Russian team showed unparalleled persistence in this game.

Their starting lineup is Roman, Anton, Soso and other six absolute main players. Although each of them has weak legs and went to the toilet after playing a game, they still worked hard and scored 17 points.

The Russian team in the second game was the second team, and they scored 10 points.

In the third game, the main team came back from the bathroom and scored 23 points before being reluctantly won by the Chinese team.

To be honest, Qin Chunxiao felt respectful, because if he was in a loose state, no matter how thick the adult diapers were, he would definitely not want to play.

After the game, the Russian team ran to the toilet together again. Qin Chunxiao looked at their backs and sighed: "They are all amazing people. They have done things that I couldn't. Fortunately, with my physique, I should You don’t have to worry about stomach problems.”

Wang Yan said: "Be confident, with your body, you don't have to worry about emergency excretion for 80 years."

Junelou thought for a while and said seriously: "I think if it were me, I should be able to persist in the game under any circumstances, because every game opportunity is precious, and it would be a pity to be blocked by mere diarrhea."

Li Ling exclaimed: "Xiao Liu, you are really a ruthless person."

Sadly, however, the surviving sevens were not so lucky against Serbia.

Serbia is also a strong country in volleyball. The men's and women's volleyball teams are not only on the podium, but they are also famous teams. Fans can recognize the regulars in the team uniforms.

Most importantly, he didn't have diarrhea.

Qin Chunxiao, Li Ling, Min Yaoyang, Du Xiaofeng, Liu Yuelou, Kong Duojin, and You Ziyu are really not bad. Before the game, Jiang Xiaohai also reminded them: "Serbia's style of play is very fierce. Take the opportunity to score, you can guard your own defense line."

The seven solemnly responded that at the very beginning of the game, Qin Chunxiao and Du Xiaofeng had two gates placed in the back row at the same time. However, the Serbian team unexpectedly changed from the previous style of being fierce and fierce, seizing every opportunity to score points, and began to draw slowly. They grind one by one.

Anyone with a discerning eye knows what they are thinking.

There is no one in the Chinese team who can rotate. The guys watching the game on the bench have to run to the toilet from time to time. They have to use physical strength tactics!

Xiong Wu was breathless: "They don't usually have this style! It must be intentional to suddenly become like this!"

The rest: "Blind Xiong, tell us something we don't know!"

Xiong Wu adjusted his glasses, and said angrily, "Don't call me blind! I'm only 20 degrees myopic and astigmatism! At most [-] meters away, there is no distinction between men and women, and after [-] meters, there is no distinction between humans and animals!"

On this day, the Chinese team and the Russian team fell into a bitter battle at the same time.

However, compared to the Chinese team, the Russian team may be a little more tragic, because they only played the sick, and the first game can be said to have lost to the opponent very cleanly.

But it's all like this, and the Russian team's state has not declined but has risen.

Just when the game entered the second game, Roman waved his hand: "Brothers, we can't drag on any longer! Once we are dragged into the fifth game, we can't hold on at all. If we step back, we will get yellow pants on the spot! We can only win as soon as possible." Only after the next game can we go to the bathroom with peace of mind, come with me!"

"Ula!"

I don’t know what buff these Slavs triggered. Except for the first round, the Portuguese team was defeated by the Russian team for three consecutive rounds. The Portuguese team failed to score more than 18 points in each round. Finally, the Russian team finally ended The game, and then all of them happily ran towards the toilet.

Just because Qin Chunxiao and Li Ling are both playing in the Russian Super League, there are also fans who pay attention to the Russian team's game.

[By the way, the temperature in the volleyball hall is not too low today, is it?It felt like Maozi was blessed by the Siberian winter buff, and suddenly became more vigorous. 】

[Volleyball games have very strict requirements on the temperature of the stadium. It is impossible to play off-the-board tricks that increase the temperature of the stadium in summer when dealing with a team full of veterans like the NBA. I think the buff triggered by the Russian team today may be a bloody anti-kill ! 】

[There is no way to retreat, because there is shit dyed fat times behind him?I am convinced that I am still unwilling to retire. No wonder the Russian team has been able to compete with the Brazilian team for the top spot in the men's volleyball team. 】

【Sorry, I know these athletes are amazing, and they are completely innocent this time, I should watch this game with seriousness and awe, but I really can't help hahahahahahaha! 】

The Russian team finally finished playing, and then met Qiao Mingming in the bathroom who also went to the bathroom, and everyone smiled wryly.

Anton asked: "Have you finished the fight too?"

Qiao Mingming: "Uh, unfortunately the game is not over yet, my teammates are fighting with their best tactics."

Suo Suo was puzzled: "Eh? What tactics?"

Qiao Mingming coughed. At this moment, he was obviously in the toilet, and there was a popping sound coming from the toilet not far away, but his expression changed. He was solemn, with a low voice, standard pronunciation, and correct words. Yuan: "Protracted war!"

The decision of the Serbian team to consume physical strength with the Chinese team was a complete mistake, because the protracted battle is the housekeeping skill of this year's Chinese men's volleyball team. Since the youth competition, they have continuously dragged their stronger opponents into a long war of attrition , and finally defeated them with abundant physical strength.

nobody!Compare!Chinese team!Better at fighting protracted battles!

Observing the barrage of the Chinese team is also hilarious.

[The competition entered the fifth round. Our athletes became more and more courageous as they fought. Even the squid, who was originally physically weak, could continue to make vigorous jumps with a speed of more than 125 per hour. 】

[My wolf catches the ball more and more efficiently, but it's not that his running speed has become faster, but that the opponent's ball has slowed down. It seems that this time the Serbian team is about to lose to their own tactics. 】

[I think if the Serbian team didn't play protracted games, they might have won this game honestly relying on their original fierce attack, but if they play protracted games, we Chinese are his ancestors! 】

[Zhang Dabiao upstairs, political commissar Zhao told you to bring two catties of sweet potatoes to burn!The head wants to drink! 】

Qiao Mingming only went to the bathroom twice, and when he returned to the arena, Qin Chunxiao and the others finally won the battle 3:2.

而他们这五局的比分分别是25：23，27：29，31：29，33：35，15：13。

It can be seen from the score that the Serbian team is getting more and more tired as they go to the back. Their coach also tried to replace the Chinese team to consume the stamina of the Chinese team, but the seven people on the opposite side seemed to have several more stamina bars than them. to the end.

Qin Chunxiao was out of breath, and wiped his face with a yellow towel with a cartoon fried dough stick pattern on it: "The fight is over."

This kind of physical combat is indeed his strong point, but to be honest, Qin Chunxiao would rather bombard the Brazilian team for two hours on the offensive end than fight such a war of attrition. The whole person can lose two catties.

At this time, Li Ling held up his mobile phone and exclaimed joyfully, "Xiaozai, it's been trending in our competition in Portugal! It's also trending on Twitter and scarf."

Everyone in the Chinese team looked at a loss, and everyone quickly got their mobile phones from Newton.

Lu Xuandong also sent a text message to Qin Chunxiao at this time [Chunxiao, because Bai Ming's ex-boyfriend Wang Ziran was also found out to be a member of a fraud gang, he was also arrested. I pushed it up, do I need to push it down? 】

The corner of Qin Chunxiao's mouth twitched as he looked at the entry titled #边鱼您的恐怖#.

As for the hot search on Twitter related to men's volleyball VNL, it was created by the FIVB president. The old man who has been scolded by countless coaches and players is standing in front of the camera. Incident, the Russian team and the Chinese team are allowed to wear trousers during the game, and most importantly, how warm and humane is their FIVB?

Then many foreign female volleyball players yelled under the old man's Twitter: "Since you are humane, why don't you let us lengthen the trousers for the game! The trousers are short and tight. You guys are happy to see them. I don't wear them well. It's comfortable! Don't say anything to prevent exposure! I can add safety pants to my pants!"

Qin Chunxiao blinked her eyes, and replied to Lu Xuandong first, it doesn’t matter if the entry about the cod tragedy was removed from the hot search, it’s better to put Wang Ziran’s entry back first.

He then retweeted women's volleyball players wanting to wear more comfortable match pants.

Of course, what he did has nothing to do with the stinky old man in the Volleyball Federation who asked the players to try a bunch of rules that he knew would not be used in other important competitions when he was in the Club World Cup. It also has nothing to do with the stinky old man nominating volleyball celebrities in Meng Yuqing It doesn't matter if she stands up and says "she is too young to enter this hall for the time being".

Qin Misha is not such a narrow-minded person.