Humanoids on the way to upgrade [Comprehensive British and American]

Tony Stark is in a very bad situation right now.

The doctor was giving him a more detailed physical examination, and the dandy was sitting on the hospital bed blinking his big caramel-colored eyes slowly, watching the doctor tap on his knee like a... Older children, or mentally retarded.

"Honestly, I think I'm in good shape and don't need to test my knee jerk response," Tony said.

"This is a necessary process, Mr. Stark." The doctor said gently, he turned his head and said to his assistant, "Hey, he still remembers the names of these professional terms, it seems that the cognitive ability is not too great. Big obstacle."

Then the doctor asked Tony to play a jigsaw puzzle. It took Tony about 3 minutes to put together a 32-grid jigsaw puzzle.

"Well, logical thinking ability is also normal." The doctor asked the assistant to put a red tick on the notebook.

A computer screen next to him suddenly lit up, and the voice of the artificial intelligence Jarvis appeared in the speaker. He said in an elegant British accent: "It's not normal. Mr. Stark only needs 50 pieces to complete a 68-square puzzle." Second."

Doctor: "...Have you remembered this, Helen?"

"...Remember it." Assistant Helen nodded.

Next is the numeracy test.

"What is the answer of 3 plus 4 plus 7 and multiplied by ten?" the doctor asked cheerfully holding up the calculator.

Tony Stark froze for five seconds and replied, "140."

"What is the result of dividing the difference between 8 plus 4 minus 2 by ten plus six?"

Tony was stunned for another five seconds, "7."

"Computing ability..." The doctor ticked off the small notebook, "Not damaged."

"No, it's actually damaged." Jarvis' voice came from the speaker next to him again, "Mr. Stark can calculate the addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division of hundreds of digits without thinking. come to conclusion."

"...I understand." The doctor crossed out the little notebook again.

Tony Stark is a genius with a super IQ. Even if he loses his memory, even if his IQ loses a little bit, it will at most drop to the level of ordinary people.

After a while, the test results came out. The doctor looked at the report, wiped off the cold sweat that didn't exist on his head, and trotted all the way to deliver it to Nick Fury next door.

Doctors are doctors within S.H.I.E.L.D., and S.H.I.E.L.D. has the best agents and fighters, the most complete intelligence system, and the most sufficient funding. Doctors are naturally the best doctors. They are experts in the field of medicine all over the world.

"Mr. Stark's situation is not optimistic. His brain was affected by an unknown force, which caused amnesia. In addition, his nervous system also had problems, and his reaction to the outside world became very slow—— Compared with the original, it is at least five times slower." The doctor hesitated to add the last sentence.

"With the current level of medicine, how sure are you that he will be cured?" Fury said grimly, "I just want to know this."

"It's very difficult, very difficult." The doctor said sincerely, "The brain is the most mysterious place in the human body. What Mr. Stark lost was memory. The damage he suffered mainly affected the brain. The current medical equipment has not yet developed to the point where you can treat brain trauma at will."

Fury stared out the window, countless solutions flashing through his mind.

Nothing can happen to Tony Stark, he's a chicken that lays golden eggs.He holds countless patents for inventions, each of which has the potential to change the world. As long as he is alive, he can continue to conduct research, and the government can continue to profit from him—Tony Stark in some aspect is irreplaceable.

On the other hand, Howard Stark is one of the creators of S.H.I.E.L.D., and Fury has been under his care many times.

In public or private, Fury couldn't make Tony Stark what he is now.

The brain domain, the most mysterious area of ​​the human body.

Fury's preferred solution is for wizards to heal Tony. American wizards have always lived in isolation. They are unwilling to be exposed to the world. In the modern age of advanced technology and rampant supernatural powers, they still choose to hide in the dark.Such a cowardly and conservative group is easy to control, and Fury believes that they will do their best to cure Tony Stark.

He always has alternatives.There are not only wizards, a group with mysterious powers, in the world, but mutants also have certain special abilities.If anyone is said to be the person who understands the brain best in the world, it is none other than Charles Xavier, one of the leaders of mutants.

This mutant leader is a standard pro-human faction. He advocates harmonious coexistence with humans. Fury is 70.00% sure that he will accept his request to treat Tony - but he will not choose it unless it is a last resort. this backup plan.

Professor X's abilities are terrifying, as long as he wants, he can control people all over the world.Fury once personally analyzed the personality of Professor X. This mutant leader is a decent person, and he will not secretly tamper with other people's brains. Trust others.

Between wizards and mutants, Fury chose the least threatening.

……

Zoe is in the midst of the unfinished trial at the Magical Congress of America.

"Miss Fox," the bearded man held a stack of documents in his hand and said in a drawl, "Why did you drop out of Hogwarts? Fight? Violate school rules? Use illegal spells?"

Zoe didn't even raise her eyelids: "I immigrated with my relatives and was forced to drop out of school. My reason for dropping out is legitimate."

"Oh," the bearded man seemed to snort something, "the documents show that you have accepted a correspondence course, and then passed the British Ministry of Magic's ordinary and advanced wizarding exams?"

"Yes." Zooey was faintly impatient. These were already in the portfolio, and it was meaningless to read them again. In order not to get herself into more trouble, she chose to be patient.

"Two years ago you passed the qualification exams for disguiser and dementor, you obtained the potion production and sales license a year and a half ago, you registered for Animagus a year ago..." the bearded man said The tone became more and more surprised, and the eyeballs became more and more protruding, "Just a month ago you passed the mermaid language tenth level exam-oh my god, you have obtained 46 certificates of magic biolinguistics level tenth and above Already!"

The tone of the bearded man changed completely, and even the way he looked at Zooey changed.

When he turned to the last page of the portfolio, the bearded man gasped and said in shock, "You have even won the second class badge of Sir Merlin! How did you do it? You are only 18 years old this year!"

Zoe said lightly: "I rescued a man from the mouth of a dragon while I was away on vacation." And this man happened to be a retired official of the Ministry of Magic with a good reputation.

The bearded man's expression changed subtly, and his tone of voice also changed for the better.

The American wizards do not have the badge of Sir Merlin, but the inheritance of the American wizards comes from the wizards of the European continent. During the colonial movement, a large number of wizards came to the "New World" of America.

Until now, the European magic circle still has a faint influence on the American magic circle.

So the bearded man had a lot of respect for Zoe's attitude.

"The thing is like this..." The bearded man rubbed his hands and said with some embarrassment, "You know that Tony Stark, he lost his memory, and the spell had some effect on his mind, we are thinking There are ways to eliminate these effects, but we..."

Zoe said: "This is also my responsibility. I will find a way to cooperate with the Magic Congress to cure Tony Stark. It just so happens that I have a few potion formulas that are very effective for the aftermath of the Forgotten Curse, which may come in handy."

"It would be great if you would brew a healing potion for him." The bearded man breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's my duty." Zooey knew that the interrogation was almost over.

Tony Stark is relatively curable, after all, he is not almost completely demented like Gilderoy Lockhart.In fact, Tony's situation will return to normal in a month or two, but the biggest problem now is that he can't afford to delay so much time.

What the doctors of S.H.I.E.L.D. said is difficult to cure is just scientifically difficult to cure. After all, magic is a supernatural thing, and ordinary people without magic cannot understand this kind of supernatural power.

Although Zooey was annoyed that a certain playboy smashed her rental house, she was very worried about Tony who accidentally suffered from the sequelae of the spell, so she agreed to help without thinking.

Yet she was too naive.

Is it enough to just treat Tony Stark?No!

"There is still a small problem," the bearded man cleared his throat, "S.H.I.E.L.D. has requested that Tony Stark's amnesia and things that affect his sanity should not be known to other No-Majs. To this end, we must Take the necessary steps."

"What measure?" Zooey had a vague premonition.

The bearded man rubbed his hands, as if what he was going to say next made him very disturbed, "We need to find someone to pretend to be Tony Stark, keep appearing in front of the media, maintain his usual social activities, and convince the No-Majs that he is still safe. good."

"Usual social activities?" Zoe was shocked. "Are you attending a reception, holding a party, shooting magazine covers and sleeping with cover girls? The first one is okay, isn't the last one too difficult?"

"...We just have to show it." The bearded man pretended to cough and said, "You know, the magic society has become increasingly short of manpower these years, young people like to do business, and no one has come to apply for our position, so ..."

"No, I don't know!" Zooey shook her head without thinking.

"...So we don't have a qualified disguiser. If we use the compound decoction, we will face the risk that the disguise will be removed if we don't drink the potion in time. This is too unsafe." The bearded man finished the rest of his sentence, " S.H.I.E.L.D. can have a way to disguise, but their No-Maj method is not as flawless as a wizard's disguise."

The corners of Zooey's mouth gradually curved downward, and her ominous premonition became stronger and stronger.

"It just so happens that Ms. Fox has a disguiser qualification certificate, and you are the only one who can pretend to be Tony Stark!" The bearded man clapped his hands excitedly, and he was glad that someone was available when there were not enough people.

Zoe: "?!?!"

—Excuse me, can I refuse?

The author has something to say: Nini: Even if this genius reacts a little slower, he is at most returning to the level of a normal person.

Zoe: This genius has countless certificates and is proficient in the languages ​​of 46 species, so I ask you whether you accept it?

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Bearded Man: We'd like you to play Tony Stark.

Zoe: I have never regretted so much that I took the qualification certificate of disguise teacher.