Humanoids on the way to upgrade [Comprehensive British and American]

"So this bug is actually a super criminal?" Tony looked at the pitiful caterpillar with green slime in the cork bottle, his expression was indescribable, "How did he get into this state, is he dying?"

"Just die, I don't care if he lives or dies." Zooey took a sip of her wine.There is a rare brandy in Tony's wine cabinet, which happens to be cheaper for her. This is a relatively strong alcohol, but with Zoe's drinking capacity, she doesn't take this degree seriously.

Zoe forced Harleen to fall into a deep sleep, then took her blood and gave it to Tony for analysis and testing, so as to find out the specific composition of the chemical drug injected into her body, in order to prepare a corresponding antidote.

Before the results of Harleen's blood test came out, Zooey could only give her some kind of potion for mental relaxation.

"Is this a caterpillar, can you hand it over to me for research?" Tony's eyes were fiery, "I want to study the body fluid composition and digestive tract of this Mr. Clown after he turned into a caterpillar. If possible, I would like to analyze it in detail. molecular structure, which is amazing! He literally turned into a living caterpillar!"

"Okay, no problem." Zoe hiccupped, "I don't have any objection if you kill him, what a great little mouse who dedicated himself to the experiment! If the clown can also get such a destination, then he It’s a small contribution to society.”

"Honey, you feel weird to me now." Tony looked at her hesitantly.

Zooey asked back, "What's wrong with me?"

"You used to feel like the fairy godmother in Cinderella's fairy tale, but now you feel like Snow White's old witch stepmother and queen." Tony looked at Zooey sincerely.

Zoe looked at him disdainfully, "But the fairy godmother is a fat old lady with white hair, and the old witch stepmother queen is the most beautiful woman besides Snow White. If the fairy is an old woman, I'd rather be a beautiful old witch .”

"No, no, I mean you are the prettiest one whether you are a fairy or a witch." Tony clarified hastily.

Zooey accepted his compliment frankly, "You have great vision."

Tony looked at Zoe carefully up and down, and smiled slightly, "Yeah, I've always been very discerning."

"I've been very unlucky lately," Zoe muttered, raising her head and taking another sip of her wine, "First the house broke down, then I met five funny aliens, and then I fell into the quagmire of Gotham. A cold-blooded killer became a cat... Just ten hours ago, a mutant leader in a wheelchair told me that I was not my father and mother's biological child... My dear cousin fell in love with a psycho, and turned into a Queen of Crime..."

"Oh," Tony said, "from your description, what you have been through during this time is indeed terrible... But I obviously can't help you, because you haven't contacted me since you left New York for so many days, you said I don't understand any of these things. I seem to be missing something important?"

"You really missed a lot of things." Zoe told Tony what happened during this time as if pouring beans while drinking, but appropriately concealed the part about changing the timeline, Phoenix Force and parallel universe.

The bottle of brandy soon ran out, Harleen was sleeping in the treatment room in the basement, and the blood test report would have to wait another hour for it to come out.Tony listened silently the whole time, and only Zooey's voice was left in the quiet living room.

When she finished, Tony thought for a moment.

"You see, I'm not very good at comforting people, but now you're talking to me about these things, what can I do? Of course I'm drinking with you!" Tony said, taking out Zoe from the wine cabinet His mead, "Of course good wine can't be opened until the right day, but I think the timing is perfect now. Of course, this bottle of wine should be drunk with friends."

He took out two goblets and filled them with golden wine.

"Cheers," Tony said.

Zooey raised the wine, "Cheers."

Zoe scolded the clown while drinking, and Tony patted her on the shoulder and said, "It's okay, he will dedicate his life to science. Now he is in our hands. We can torture him as we want."

"I won't change him back. The clown is a thing worse than a human. He only deserves to be a caterpillar for the rest of his life. He will be imprisoned in a bug's body by me forever!" Zoe said with red eyes and gritted teeth .

Tony felt something was wrong, he looked at Zooey cautiously, "Did you drink too much? Honey."

"Why did I drink too much? My whole body is normal, why did I drink too much?" Zooey poured herself another glass of wine.

Tony looked at the girl's red eye circles, and said to himself that I really don't know how to coax a girl, so don't cry, I knew I wouldn't drink with you...

However, Zooey didn't cry after all. She scolded the clown while drinking, and continued to drink after scolding the clown. The comforting words that Tony thought of were useless.

While drinking, Zooey suddenly remembered something, she touched her pocket, "...I lost my phone?!"

"I haven't seen you take out your phone since you came to my house," Tony said.

"It must have been accidentally lost during apparation." Zoe said dejectedly, "I'm going to buy a new one tomorrow... My phone hasn't been used for two months yet, it's the latest model that just came out! "

"What's the latest model? I can give you a limited edition." Tony stood up and ran to the basement, and soon came up with a mobile phone, "Tony Stark made it himself, has satellite navigation and positioning functions, and is equipped with Signal hijacking system, don't worry about being eavesdropped."

"It's really timely rain, thank you." Zooey accepted it bluntly.

Before the timeline was changed, this was the cell phone that Tony gave to Zoe. She felt a little strange holding this limited edition cell phone in her hand.

It seems that what is deserved will always be obtained, and what should come will always come.After Zoe changed the timeline again, all the lost things came back to her one after another.

There was also a spare SIM card in Zoe's small satchel, and she put it in her phone. As soon as she connected to the signal, the phone rang.

Zooey glanced at the phone number on the screen, only to feel a buzzing in her head.

She tremblingly pressed the answer button, "...Aunt."

"Where did you go!" the aunt yelled from the phone, "Do you know how I felt when I went to your room in the middle of the night and found that your bed was empty?! How could you run away?" Home! Where did you go out from? The surveillance camera at the door has no record of your entry and exit. Did you jump out of the window?! I never knew you were such a bold girl!"

Tony winked at Zooey.

Zoe didn't have time for Tony, who was behaving like a child, and she was trying to figure out how to deal with her aunt.

"Listen to my explanation!" Zooey said desperately, "I just want to go out and relax..."

"Go out to relax? Which girl went out to relax in the middle of the night? And jumped out of the window?" The aunt continued to be angry, "I called all the phone numbers you used, sent a private message to your Twitter, and sent a private message to your email I sent a message and contacted a few of your friends in Fox Middle School... I can't find you anywhere!"

Zooey vaguely heard Wanda whisper something.

"No, Wanda, that's not a reason." The aunt said sternly to Zooey, "Where you are now, come back to me immediately!"

"I'll be right back!" Zooey squeezed the phone tightly.

After receiving this assurance, the aunt softened her voice, "Son, I know you're feeling uncomfortable, but I'm still with you."

Zooey hummed lightly.

"One more thing," my aunt said angrily, "where did you get Bucky? I asked Wanda and Pietro, and one of them said they didn't know and the other said that Bucky was actually a human transformation, and only he The doomed princess kissed him on the lips to transform him back into human form..."

"Bucky...Bucky is at Xavier School, where he found a girlfriend." Zoe said nonsense.

"What?" My aunt was very surprised. "Didn't you bring Steve home to make them a pair? I doubt your naming skills. Why did you call a little cat Steve?" ? This is a male name."

"Pietro came up with the name." Zoe refused to take the blame, she said with a headache, "Did you come to my room in the middle of the night just to ask where Bucky was?"

"That little guy is our family." My aunt said, "If I hadn't had insomnia at night and suddenly remembered this matter and asked you to ask for clarification, I guess I'm still in the dark, and you actually learned to run away from home!"

"...Stop talking about auntie, I'll go back right away." Zooey was about to cry.

With her superb escape skills, she has been wandering around for many years and has never overturned. For this reason, Zoe has specially formulated her aunt's schedule, and she even knows the rules of her waking up to go to the toilet at night... Unexpectedly, now because of a The cat revealed its whereabouts.

"Where are you now? A bar? Or somewhere else?" My aunt kept asking, "It's early in the morning and the streets are not safe. I'll drive to pick you up."

"No need... I can go back right away, a few minutes at most." Zooey rushed to the bathroom to rinse her mouth, trying to cover the smell of alcohol on her body.

My aunt insisted on driving out to pick her up, saying that single women are easily targeted by bad guys.

Zoe had no choice but to show her cards, "Auntie, I'm actually a mutant... Most ordinary people can't pose a threat to me..."

aunt:"?!?!"

"Why do you deal with problems in exactly the same way as my idiot brother and idiot sister-in-law? What did your parents teach you?" She said incredulously, "Why do one or two of them hide important things from me?!"

……

Himalayas, Karma Taj.

Gu Yi suddenly opened her eyes, and her eyes were shining with dazzling gold.

"Command all disciples," she stood up, and said in a deep voice, "Ready to fight! A gap was opened in the dark latitude, and the demonic creatures inside escaped!"

"This is impossible!" Master Wang said in shock, "The chains between the planes are extremely strong, and they cannot easily break free."

"But the problem is..." Gu Yi looked at the Eye of Agamotto thoughtfully, "Since I noticed that timeline reversal, the barriers of this universe have become more and more turbulent..."

"It seems that some invisible thing is squeezing this universe, creating countless cracks in it..." she said softly.

The author has something to say: I have a cold and have to drink water, so I can’t type. Today I will do less and more, and in the future it will still be guaranteed on Saturday.

By the way, I finished changing the cover... Remember this dark cover, don't delete the author's article as an inexplicable book, Orz