Humanoids on the way to upgrade [Comprehensive British and American]

...So when will the cover of this magazine be finished?

Zoe wore a face that belonged to Tony Stark, with large sunglasses on her face, and looked at the camera expressionlessly.

The photographer screamed excitedly—"That's great, Mr. Stark!", "This is the effect I want!", "I wanted you to go the sexy route, but it turns out that the cold and hard route is also suitable for you Woolen cloth!"……

Zoe: "..."

The corners of Zooey's lips curled into an arc, but she scolded 1 mothers in her heart.

The photographer seemed to be an occupational disease, or maybe he was a huge fan of Tony Stark, although Zoe didn't understand what a fan of a playboy could be.

"Can you cross your arms? Yes, that's it - raise your chin a little more, look a little more ruthless, and look a little more contemptuous!" The photographer clicked the shutter of the camera and said excitedly, "That's how it feels ,pretty!"

Zoe was wearing a black suit, black tie and black sunglasses on her nose. She looked like a domineering president. She felt that if she went out with this outfit, she could cosplay the man in black.

"Isn't the filming over yet?" Zooey glanced at the time and gave a Tony smile to the photographer brother, "It's not good if it's too late—you know, as a qualified boss, I should at least invite you to stay there all the time." A meal for the hard-working female subordinates."

"Basically the filming is over." The photographer showed a smile of "I understand" to Tony.

What do you know?You know I don't know!Zooey thought so in her heart, but said: "That's great, buddy, then I'll go first—Natasha, I know there is a good Italian restaurant, would you like to have dinner with me?"

"It's a great honor, Mr. Stark." Natasha took Zoe's arm with a smile, and whispered in her ear calmly, "But I have to remind you, you still have to accept An interview with a newspaper."

"Oh, I'll forget it if you don't tell me, I don't want our dinner plans to be postponed, honey." Zoe pretended to be Tony Stark with ease.

As soon as the two got into the car, Zoe couldn't help complaining, "I can't take it anymore, I'm not here to be a coolie! Why should I hold meetings for him, shoot magazines for him, and accept interviews for him? What if What if something goes wrong?"

"Tony Stark never listens to the content of the meeting. In fact, he hardly attends the company's regular meetings. The actual manager of Stark Industries is actually Opadry. Shooting magazines is very simple, you just need to stand there for a while. It’s ok. As for the interview, don’t worry, that newspaper has been audited by S.H.I.E.L.D., and the questions asked are within the limits, and you just need to answer according to the script we gave.” Natasha took it from her bag He took out a stack of paper and threw it on Zooey's lap.

"I don't want to look at this thing anymore. You have given me countless documents and materials these two days, and I almost vomited." Although Zooey said so, she still obediently picked up the stack of paper and glanced at ten lines. look.

The car Zoe was riding in was slowly driving towards the interview site. She looked at the "interview script" in her hand and frowned unconsciously, because the content of this interview was not biased towards Tony's lace news like other newspapers. , but more on the political side.

First question: Why did Stark Industries shut down the arms division?

Second question: what happened when you were kidnapped by terrorists in Afghanistan?

The third question: Do you feel hopeless and afraid when you are in a desperate situation?Has this transformed your soul?

The fourth question: Stark Industries has been manufacturing weapons for the government, even one of the largest arms sales companies in the world, did you take political influence into account when you closed the weapons department?

……

Zooey was thoughtful. There seemed to be some problems with this so-called TV interview. With Tony's character, he would not accept this type of interview. He didn't care what others said or what others thought of him.In all likelihood, this interview was deliberately arranged by S.H.I.E.L.D., and even if it wasn't, S.H.I.E.L.D. also played some unknown role in promoting it.

S.H.I.E.L.D. wanted Tony Stark to tell ordinary people something, but these things were something Tony was unwilling to tell others, so S.H.I.E.L.D. chose to let Zoe, an obedient stand-in, explain and explain these things.

Tony Stark is too self-aware, and it is impossible for him to obey the arrangement of S.H.I.E.L.D.

What Zoe knew was only the superficial part. She didn't know what kind of relationship Tony had with S.H.I.E.L.D., nor did she know how much political impact the closure of Stark Industries' weapons department had, let alone how S.H.I.E.L.D. What is the purpose of this mysterious organization?

——It is precisely because she doesn't know that she wants to investigate these things.

The TV interview made Zoe feel very bad. She was like a puppet manipulated by others, interpreting stories and acting out other people's lives according to other people's scripts. Everything she did and said was made by others. The people behind the scenes arranged it themselves, and she couldn't break free from the strings that controlled the puppet.

What makes Zoe especially disgusting is that maybe what she is doing now is exactly what Tony Stark hates; what she is saying now is exactly what Tony Stark does not want to say; The idea expressed is completely contrary to Tony Stark's idea!

"Stop the car," Zoe said.

Natasha frowned and looked at her: "What?"

"Stop." Zooey's voice was not loud, but her attitude was extremely firm, "I'm not Tony Stark, I'm his substitute now because my negligence caused him to get into trouble, and I want to help him solve the trouble. I'm not him, I don't know what he's thinking, so I can't pretend to be Tony Stark and say that in front of reporters' mics."

Natasha tried to comfort her with a soft voice: "The reporter is already waiting, dear."

"Then send them away, I won't go." Zoe said indifferently, "You can use any reason, 'Tony is going to date a beauty', 'Tony has a whim to start a party', 'Tony is leaving Went to the beach carnival to look at the bikini'... This kind of behavior is very consistent with the logic of Tony Stark's behavior, and no one will say anything."

"Tell me why," Natasha's voice deepened, "why you don't want to go."

"I'm not a subordinate of S.H.I.E.L.D. There's no need to listen to your orders. This interview violates my principles. It's not my original intention to be Tony's stand-in, so I refuse." Zoe held the paper in her hand expressionlessly. Throwing it back to Natasha, "I'm not an ignorant fool, even if you want to make up your mind, it's best not to hit me."

Natasha folded her arms and looked at Zooey, with some inexplicable emotion flashing in her eyes.

The car still didn't stop.

Zooey glanced at Natasha, and then the rear tires of this car exploded suddenly, just in front of the traffic light, the car was forced to stop, squeezed in the middle of the road and could not move, the driver looked back nervously at Natasha and Zuo in the back seat Yi.

The safety of the car door opened automatically, and Zoe pulled the tight tie, pushed the door and walked out.

"Where are you going?" Natasha asked behind her.

Zooey said, "Just walk around."

She made her way through the stalled traffic, walked across the road without looking back, and then disappeared into the crowd.

Zooey randomly found a public restroom and got in, intending to change out of the clothes that got in the way, but the effect of the compound decoction hadn't passed, and she didn't have any potion to dispel the effect of the potion, so Zooey wiped it off helplessly. The face can only be temporarily on the face of Tony Stark.

In terms of force alone, Zoe doesn't need to be afraid of anyone.Her ability is far more than magic. She told Natasha this morning that Transfiguration has a time limit. For ordinary wizards, Transfiguration does have a time limit, but for Zoe it is not... ...She lied, in order to conceal the abnormality of her abilities.

Turn the table into a pig, and then cook and eat the pig, will you get meat energy?Of course not, you are actually eating into a table.Transfiguration can complete cross-species conversion, but this conversion is only an appearance. The essence of this deformed pig is actually a table.

If it is a simple transformation technique, the transformed pig will change back to the table at the moment of death. If it is a clever transformation technique, when the transformed pig is killed, it will be no different from a live pig, even the scene of blood splattering are all the same - however that doesn't change the fact that it's still a table.

Zoe once turned a teacup into a rabbit in order to study transfiguration, and then cooked it and ate it. As a result, she found that what she ate was an ordinary rabbit with calories, fats and carbohydrates, not a transformed rabbit. into a teacup for a rabbit.

This conclusion once made Zoe burst out with passion for research, and she discovered one of the characteristics of her ability - creating something out of nothing.Rather than saying that she turned into a rabbit with a teacup, it is better to say that she created a living rabbit out of thin air that can be eaten for energy.

So... If Zoe doesn't take the initiative to undo the transfiguration that is blessed on the duo of Deadpool and Robber, they will only be like small animals for the rest of their lives.Zoe changed their human nature, literally transforming them into animals with human minds, not humans with animal bodies.

Zoe is in the men's room now.After playing Tony Stark for a long time, she would subconsciously turn to the men's room even when going to the toilet. She pressed the hand sanitizer calmly, ignoring the sound of a dude in the back compartment when he was constipated.

Zooey was about to leave after washing her hands, when suddenly a boy with a backpack flushed the toilet, and she was caught off guard.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" The boy with a backpack quickly helped her up, and apologized incoherently.

Zooey froze for a moment after seeing the person in front of her clearly.

...Peter Parker?

The hairy boy was also taken aback when he saw the person in front of him clearly.

"My God, Mr. Sss Stark!" He became even more incoherent. "Are you going to the public bathroom too?"

"... Where else can I go if it's not in the public restroom?" Zooey couldn't help but ask.

Peter's face flushed, he gestured nervously, and he couldn't say anything with his mouth open.

Zooey's gaze was fixed on Peter's unpacked backpack, a red and blue tights with spider web patterns was exposed.

"...I just came back from the Comic Con! Everyone loves New York's good neighbor Spider-Man, and his cosplay suit is the cheapest!" Peter zipped up his backpack in a panic, smiling unnaturally.

Peter is so excited, does he like Tony very much?Tony does have a lot of fans. He is also a scientist and a genius inventor. Peter happens to be good at science. If his idol is Tony Stark, Zoe would not be surprised.

"Don't be so nervous, boy." Zooey showed a flamboyant smile, "Do you need my autograph?"

Peter: "???"

Dazed, he pulled out a marker and said, "Of course, I'm glad..."

Zoe signed Tony Stark's name on Peter's T-shirt with a marker.

She looked at her elegant handwriting, and said to herself that my handwriting is so beautiful, it is worthwhile for me to do a full set of signatures in front of Tony's cursive script all night for the sake of acting.

After Tony Pseudo-Stark walked away, Peter came back to his senses in a daze, stared at the cursive signature on the T-shirt and screamed: "Ahhhhh! My Captain America limited edition!"

Captain America on the T-shirt is waving a shield, his muscles are so strong that they almost break through the clothes, and Zoe wrote his signature on Captain America's chest muscles, which is very conspicuous.

The author has something to say: Little sojourner: I signed qaq before I realized it

Zoe: Satisfied my friend's desire to get close to idols, Kai Xun.

Nini: I have my signature on the captain's chest? ? ?

……

The heroine is essentially a coward, um.