Humanoids on the way to upgrade [Comprehensive British and American]

Zoe sat in the ruins of the house, and it took nearly an hour to calm down her violent emotions.

She told herself to be calm and calm, not to pull out her wand and send him Avada Kedavra just because some weirdo in red and blue tights knocked down the roof of her house.

It's not a problem if the house collapses, it's not a problem if the household appliances are damaged, and it's not a problem that there are ruins and dust everywhere - Zoe is a wizard, and these problems are just a matter of waving a magic wand to her.

But two humans with supernatural powers fighting in New York and destroying buildings here and there - that's a big problem.

Zoe recalled the incident with a blank face, and firmly remembered the characteristics of the two people who destroyed his house-a strange man wearing a red and blue tights with spider patterns and shooting spider webs from his wrists, and a The idiot who wore forgiving armor, stepped on the aircraft and let out a strange smile from time to time—she vowed to make them pay a heavy price.

At that time, Zoe was cleaning up a double-barreled shotgun left by her aunt in the old house, but unexpectedly encountered unexpected disasters.There was a loud bang from the roof, a man in red and blue tights fell into the house, and countless wooden planks and bricks fell down with a crackling sound.At the same time, an aircraft appeared outside the window, and the psychotic Jie Jie, who was wearing a forgiving armor, stood on the aircraft and said with a strange smile: "Come and catch me, come and catch me, Spider-Man!"

Zooey was caught off guard and fell to the ground, holding a double-barreled shotgun in her arms with a dazed expression on her face. She began to think about whether to put a round of ammunition in it to KO these two bastards who illegally invaded and destroyed the house.

But the psychopath flew away with a whoosh after laughing.

The man in the red and blue tights didn't immediately chase after him. He hurriedly pushed away the wooden boards and bricks on his body, rushed to Zoe and helped her up, and said nervously, "I'm sorry, I didn't expect to implicate innocent people. Are you alright—oh my god! Your arm is bleeding! I’ll take you to the hospital later, and I’ll help you bandage the bleeding first, bandage bandage bandage…” The man in tights was looking for bandages in the messy living room.

Zoe loaded the shotgun with ammunition, poked the barrel on the tights man's back expressionlessly, and said, "Get out of my house!"

"I'm not malicious, I'm not a bad person!" The man in tights held up his hands, "Okay, I'll leave immediately... Calm down, ma'am, your wound needs to be treated!"

"Don't bother you, I will deal with it." Zooey said angrily, "Before I don't pursue your responsibility for destroying my house and ask you to pay for it, now, immediately, give it to me, disappear!"

So Spider-Man in Tights-Man was chased away by Zoe.

Zoe magically healed her wounds with ease, but didn't immediately restore the house to its original state, as it would have aroused suspicion.Zoe must hide her special ability in order to be able to live normally in human society.

Zoe is a good student with both good character and academics. After she dropped out of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, she immigrated to the United States and lived in Forks with her aunt, and attended a high school in a local middle school.

Now, she is going to college.

My aunt is the mayor of Fox Town, and she inherited his estate after her husband passed away. She also has a house that has been vacant for many years in Manhattan, where the land is very expensive, and she has to pay expensive house taxes every year.Zooey was entrusted by her to clean the old house that hadn't been lived in for many years.

"If you don't like the on-campus dormitory, you can go back to live in it, dear." Auntie said lovingly.

Zooey was very happy with her aunt's proposal. She always has such and other special abilities. If she accidentally reveals it in front of ordinary people, it will cause a lot of trouble, so Zooey would rather live alone.

—but now the house has been destroyed.

Zooey was very suspicious of the body structure of the Spider-Man in the red and blue tights. The house was knocked down, but he was still alive and kicking.

In short, my aunt's house will not be liveable for a short time.Zoe contacted a renovation company to clean up the bricks for show, and try to repair the house in a Muggle...or No-Maj way.

Zoe had to temporarily find a short-term rental apartment as a temporary residence. There was more than a month before she left school, and she hadn't registered yet, so she couldn't live in the on-campus dormitory.

……

Zoe tapped the steering wheel with her fingers impatiently. It took her half an hour to drive the car less than 200 meters.The cold air of the car's air conditioner could not relieve Zoe's inner anxiety.

This is New York, one of the busiest and busiest cities in the United States, and it is also the place where Zoe will spend four years of college life - she was successfully admitted to New York University when she graduated.

This morning, she happily drove the car given to her by her aunt, and was about to go to New York University to familiarize herself with the campus, but unexpectedly, she encountered a traffic jam.

The phone rang, and Zooey glanced at the caller ID, connected the phone, "Hello?"

"Are you okay?" A low laugh came from the other side of the phone, and the caller had an elegant and pleasant voice.

Zooey leaned on the seat in annoyance, brushed away her slightly messy long red hair, and said angrily: "I'm not okay at all, there was a traffic accident ahead, a drunk hit three cars in a row, the police are Handle it, God knows when they'll get it done - the road has been blocked for two hours."

"Maybe I should ask Alice to make a prediction for you," said the person on the other end of the phone.

Zoe rolled her eyes and said, "I bet she's already—"

"Good morning, Zoe." There was a brisk girl's voice on the phone, "You just need to wait another half an hour, and the road will be clear."

"Thank goodness." Zooey loosened her frowning brows, and vaguely heard someone on the phone say, "Don't snatch my phone, Alice."

"Sorry, Edward." Alice giggled, "I have some good news for you, Zoe. Edward is getting married to Bella!"

"Married? So soon!" Zooey was a little surprised.

"Actually—" Edward took the phone back, "I was just about to tell you about it. Maybe you would be willing to come to my wedding? Bella wants to invite you to be her bridesmaid."

"Of course." Zoe was genuinely happy for her friend, "but I may not have time these days. I have to tidy up my aunt's old house in Manhattan—you know it's been run down. I'll be there before your wedding." Hurry back."

Edward and Alice are brother and sister, they are adopted children of the Karen couple, besides them, the Karen couple also adopted three other children, Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie.The Karen family has another unknown identity-they are vampires.

Vampires are powerful creatures, but sunlight will reveal their identities. In order to prevent ordinary people from discovering the existence of vampires, the Karen family moved to the rainy town of Forks to reduce the impact of sunlight on their lives.

Alice is 120% enthusiastic about Bella and Edward's wedding. She discusses with Zoe on the phone what kind of bridal bouquet Bella should wear, what pattern to embroider on the veil, and pearls for the skirt. Embellishment or crystal embellishment...

"I think orange blossoms should be used, but Rosalie thinks roses should be used... Will pearls be more Bella's temperament than crystals?" Alice said annoyed.

Zooey was somewhat helpless: "Why not let Bella decide for herself?"

"We're going to surprise her!" said Alice disapprovingly.

"Okay, Alice, don't take over my phone anymore." Edward's voice came from the phone.

"The road is going to be normal, Zoe." Alice said with a smile.As soon as she finished speaking, Zooey saw the crowded traffic ahead moving slowly.

Alice's ability to predict the future is always a surprise.

Zoe started the car and said to her friend, "I'm going to hang up, Alice."

"Look up, Zooey." Alice said suddenly on the phone.

Zooey raised her head subconsciously, and saw a figure swinging between the tall buildings above her head.

"It looks like a COS spider man in tights, dear." She said with a bad face.

"It's Spider-Man." Edward pretended to be serious and corrected beside Alice.

The eccentric in the red and blue bodysuit was swinging by Zoe's car, shooting a spider's thread from his wrist, and shouted cheerfully, "Good morning, my dear neighbors!"

Zoe, who was sitting in the car, raised her eyebrows, remembering the unpleasant experience of Spiderman smashing down her aunt's house.

"Yooooooooh!" Spider-Man performed a difficult gymnastics move, flying through the building, "Good morning, New York!"

Zooey said to her friend on the phone: “Alice, did you mean it?”

Alice laughed lightly: "I hope you enjoy your time in New York."

Edward answered the phone and said, "I'll wait for you to come back to my wedding with Bella." There was a smile in his elegant and low voice, "I hope you have a good time in New York."

"Well, I wish you a happy wedding, Edward. I wish you all the best, Alice." Zooey hung up the phone.

……

It is still summer vacation, and there are not many people on the campus of New York University.When Zoe walked along the path, red squirrels jumped down from the branches and ran around her feet. Zoe distributed the toffee and nuts in her pocket to the squirrels who came to beg for food.

"Crack."

Zooey turned her head and saw a boy in a casual T-shirt holding up a camera.

She asked suspiciously, "Are you taking pictures of me?"

The boy holding the camera suddenly became nervous. He stammered and explained: "Uh, I'm a freshman... I mean, I'm going to be a student at New York University." He raised the camera in his hand, " You know, I just came to take a look ahead and take a couple of photos..." He smiled sheepishly, "I like photography."

Zooey also smiled, “I’m Zooey Fox.”

Only then did the boy realize that he forgot to introduce himself, "Peter, Peter Parker."

"What did you take just now?" Zooey asked curiously.

Peter handed her the video camera and said, "You can watch it if you want."

Zooey saw a photo shown above.

The beautiful girl with red hair and blue eyes half-bent down, staring at the little squirrel begging for food on the ground. Her long hair hangs down naturally, showing a soft color in the sunlight. There is also a curious little squirrel biting her shoelace.

"You did a great job." Zooey blinked and praised.

Peter said, "I can give you this one when I get the picture developed."

— as long as you stop poking me in the back with a double-barreled shotgun.

Peter thought silently.

The author has something to say: this is comprehensive, so there will definitely be two private settings.The timeline has long legs, don't worry about it.

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A new article has been opened next door, and everyone is sincerely invited to watch it, and you can see it by poking the column.

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"Goddess of Luck" campus power essay.

The heroine possesses super-lucky superpowers, ranging from finding money while walking, refilling a drink when she encounters a drink, and giving out lotteries in shopping malls, to retweeting a luxury car on Weibo, and winning 1000 million yuan in lottery tickets.

Everyone who knows the heroine wants to treat her as a goddess to gain European aura.

But here comes the problem, the heroine's elder brother is super unlucky and has the super power to control bad luck. The side effect is that he will become very unlucky, and he can also make others very unlucky.Things as small as stepping on dog poop, eating caterpillars when eating, buying milk tea without a straw, taking the bus without change, and being hit by a flower pot while walking, hit by a car when crossing the road, robbed when entering a bank, and suddenly told by a doctor terminally ill...

Brother and sister are a natural pair, because their abilities can cancel each other out_(:з」∠)_

Brother and sister control, not orthopedics, healing department, because the subject matter is very cold, so let's promote it.

There is also a joint article with a good friend, the story of the man who brought blood and blood, the time-traveling man and the time-traveling woman in Yuangeng's Hokage fan.If you are interested, you can also take a look.