After dressing as a villain, I'm with the paranoid male protagonist.

Joannian was surprised

You know, no matter how sleepy Xiaolou was, he never reached out to ask him to recite it.

His good boy will act like a baby to himself! ! !

Ahhhhh!

Qiao Annian's tone was so doting: "Are you so sleepy?"

He Nanlou rubbed his eyes, nodded, "Yes."

Joe, old father, An Nian's heart was instantly melted.

His cubs are so cute!

Qiao Annian squatted down, "Can I come up?"

He Nanlou came behind Qiao Annian and put his arms around his neck.

Qiao Annian carried the child on his back.

He Nanlou put his face on Qiao Annian's shoulder, and Qiao Annian bent his lips when he felt the little guy's closeness to him.

Ye Kaijing stared at Qiao Annian for a moment.

Qiao Annian seemed to be doing better than he expected.With excellent grades, a good personality, and such patience with his younger brother, he is more attractive than anyone of his age he knows.

He Nanlou covered Qiao Annian's face with his hands.

Qiao Annian was ticklish, laughed out loud, and turned to look at the child, "What are you doing?"

He Nanlou cast a cold glance at Ye Kaijing from the corner of his eye: "To keep out the wind."

Jiang Ruoyi looked envious: "Who was warmed? I won't say."

Cheng Yunxi nodded: "I'm tired of talking about envy."

Cheng Yunxi doesn't talk much in class, but as long as he is with Jiang Ruoyi, the two of them always talk about cross talk.

"Joe..."

It was only at this time that Ye Kaijing was finally able to speak. As soon as he opened his mouth, Lin Lele cut him off, "Big Qiao, have you ordered a taxi yet?"

Qiao Annian was also warmed up by the little boy, and after being reminded by Lin Lele, he remembered that he hadn't called a car yet, "Oh, yes, I almost forgot... Lele, you stand for me... "

Luo Jie on the side said: "I have called a car for you. The driver will be there in about 2 minutes."

Qiao Annian: "Thank you."

Luo Jie waved his hand: "Don't be a guest. Ah, it should be here."

Luo Jie pointed to a white new energy off-road vehicle driving towards them.

Sure enough, the white new energy off-road vehicle slowed down and stopped in front of them.

Yu Zihang opened the car door for Qiao Annian and He Nanlou, and Qiao Annian let Xiaotuanzi behind him get into the car first.

Seeing that Qiao Annian was about to leave, Ye Kaijing said anxiously: "Qiao Annian—"

Qiao Annian almost forgot about Ye Kaijing, he turned his head with one hand on the handlebar.

Anyway, I didn't forget what Ye Kaijing said before that I wanted to talk to him alone, Qiao Annian looked at Ye Kaijing: "I'm sorry, it might not be very convenient today, let's talk another day when we have a chance?"

Ye Kaijing was very sure that Qiao Annian must have heard the song he sang, and he should have guessed that the song was sung for him.

Seeing Qiao Annian's calm reaction now, he became uncertain at all.

Qiao Annian didn't realize that, was that song sung for him?

I still heard it, but I was just...playing stupid with him?

Ye Kaijing tried to see something on Qiao Annian's face, but the expression on Qiao Annian's face was no different from usual.

Ye Kaijing could only force a smile and said, "Then you and your brother should be careful on the road."

Joannian: "..."

This Ye Kaijing is really a bit strange, obviously they are not very familiar, but when talking to him, the tone is always too close, as if deliberately getting closer to him.

What is the picture?

If he was already working at the moment, and the other party was so close, he felt that he might want to borrow money from him.

But now they are all students, could it be that they want to borrow his study notes?

The attitude of the other party was quite good, and Qiao Annian was not easy to show a cold face to others, so he smiled: "Thank you."

"Big Joe, don't keep the driver waiting." Lin Lele wished that Qiao Annian would stay far away from Ye Kaijing, and it would be best not to even give Ye Kaijing a look. He urged Qiao Annian to get in the car quickly .

Qiao Annian got into the car, "Then Xiaolou and I will leave first. You guys bought food and hurried in. Also, we must send Ruoyi and Yunxi back to the dormitory first, and look at them You can only leave when two people enter the building, you know?"

Just like before, Qiao Annian always took the role of worrying in the group.

Especially for the two girls, Qiao Annian would worry a little more.

It's not about other things, but about safety and the like, they are more worried than boys. After all, in terms of physical strength, the difference between men and women is too great.

"Got it, got it, we will. Bye-"

Luo Jie pushed Qiao Annian into the car, and closed the door impatiently.

Looking at the closed car door, Qiao Annian fell into self-doubt: "Am I so annoying now?"

Why did he feel that Lele and Luo Jie were trying to drive him away at night?

Could it be that they have some happiness and don't want him to participate?So eagerly expecting him to leave with Xiaolou quickly?

He Nanlou: "Maybe I think the weather is too cold, and I want to buy something and go back to the dormitory early."

Qiao Annian recalled what the next few children were wearing. Except for Lele who was wearing a down jacket, the two girls and Zihang were wearing very little.

"That's right. A few of them are wearing very thin clothes."

He Nanlou glanced out the window. From the corner of his eye, Lin Lele and Luo Jie had already crossed the street and entered a snack bar. Only Ye Kaijing was still standing there.

He Nanlou frowned in disgust.

...

There were many cars on Christmas Eve, Qiao Annian and He Nanlou took a taxi back home, it was almost ten o'clock.

Qiao Annian asked the child to take a bath first so that he could go to bed early.

After the child finished washing, Qiao Annian went in with the clothes.

After taking a shower, when I was about to get dressed, I realized that I forgot to take my underwear.

Qiao Annian put on his clothes and left the bathroom.

On the bed, the child was holding his mobile phone, not knowing what he was looking at.

Qiao Annian was startled. It wasn't the child playing with his phone. The two of them often used each other's phones together.

"Xiaolou? Why aren't you asleep yet?"

He Nanlou heard the voice, raised his head, and looked down: "No underwear?"

Qiao Annian held the pajama pants in his hand, and he was amused by himself: "I only focus on pajamas and pajama pants, damn."

He didn't like wearing pants when he was in neutral, so he just came out without them.

With his back to He Nanlou, Qiao Annian opened the drawer, took out a pair of underwear from inside, put it on, and asked the child, "It's you, why haven't you slept yet? Didn't you say you were sleepy when you were in school?" ? Did you hear the sound of taking a bath and couldn’t fall asleep?”

He Nanlou deleted Qiao Annian's WeChat interface without changing his face, the latest friend request - "I'm Ye Kaijing, can you add me as a friend?"

Turn off the screen of the phone and turn it to silent, He Nanlou: "No."

Qiao Annian had already put on his underwear, he turned his head, "Huh?"

However, He Nanlou didn't intend to explain further at all, and put the phone back on the bedside without making a sound.

Joannian: "..."

This little poor boy, when he encountered a question that he didn't want to answer, he would pretend to be deaf and dumb as before.

Qiao Annian lifted the quilt and went to bed.

He Nanlou looked him over from head to toe.

Qiao Annian let go of the quilt in his hands, and lifted his feet again, "Hands have been wiped clean, and the cotton slippers that were changed after the slippers came out of the bathroom are dry. May I ask Mr. He, can you go to bed now?"

He Nanlou withdrew his gaze.

Joannian: "!!!"

Does anyone else in this world who crawls on his own bed depend on his face? ! ! !

Qiao Annian climbed into bed and turned off the light.

Almost for a while, a beam of faint blue light was reflected on the ceiling, and the mysterious and bright cosmic galaxy was projected on the top of the wall. Then, the galaxy began to snow.

A Santa Claus, riding a sleigh pulled by elk, drove across the galaxy in a snowflake.

"Joannian, Merry Christmas"

Joannian is stupid.

...

Qiao Annian was reluctant to turn on the light. He sat up from the bed, raised his face, and stared at the snowy galaxy above his head without blinking: "You... this, you made this with a projector?"

He Nanlou: "Yes."

The high-definition focusing lens is used, so the image will be clearer than the common star projectors on the market. The image of Santa Claus and the final image effect are designed by Brian.

No matter the galaxy, Santa Claus or the 3D effects of snowflakes are very realistic, it seems that as long as he stretches out his hand, he can pick up the stars and enjoy the snow.

In fact, Qiao Annian really did that.

Well, knowing that these snowflakes could not fall on the palm of his hand, Qiao Annian still stretched out his hand.

What is miraculous is that those snowflakes actually fell down. Of course, because it is just light and shadow technology, it is not real. When the snowflakes fall on his palm, it is impossible for his palm to experience the instant coldness like the real falling snow. Sensitive, but enough to surprise him!

Qiao Annian reacted belatedly at this moment: "You haven't slept since just now, just to surprise me?"

He Nanlou: "No."

Qiao Annian didn't believe this.

Qiao Annian: "Is it my illusion? Why do I feel that the temperature in the room is also dropping? It seems to be much colder than before."

"It's the cooling effect that comes with the snow mode."

Both the air conditioner and this projector are controlled by the software on his mobile phone. He has set it up in advance, so as long as the projector turns on the snow mode, the constant temperature air conditioner in the room will automatically turn off, and the indoor temperature will start to drop.

It will be more experiential.

Joannian: "!!!"

It even has its own cooling effect?

Isn't this too smart? ? ! ! !

Is this the handiwork of future tech giants?

Qiao Annian was only wearing pajamas when he sat up just now, and now he brought his own quilt, wrapped it around his body, and sighed: "Baby, I think you may, with a high probability, not worry about finding it in the future." It's the object."

As long as he knows how to be a good boy, can he be a master in love?

If this cub's trick is used on the girl he likes in the future, it will definitely be a killer.

It's too romantic, which girl can resist it? !

Although Zai's original intention may be to let him have a better sense of experience.

In contrast, the set of children's scientific observation encyclopedia he gave to Zai early this morning not only looks ordinary, but the key point is that it is also very boring.

The reason why Qiao Annian was sure that this must be a product designed by Guai Zai himself was because he had searched the Internet for this kind of starlight projector in order to help customers surprise his girlfriend, but there was no such thing as advanced and smart.

He felt his quilt move, and his quilt got into a warm body.

Qiao Annian quickly opened up the quilt that was tightly wrapped around him, so that the child could expose his head to breathe.

"Why doesn't my own quilt wait, come to squeeze mine?"

Although he disliked the child squeezing him, Qiao Annian stretched out his arms, hugged him, and wrapped the quilt tightly around the child.

He Nanlou turned his face: "There is no Santa Claus in this world, but you have me."

Damn! ! !

Is this the blessing effect of the hero's dominance?Xiaolou Xiaoba's quotations became more slippery the more he said them.

Qiao Annian laughed out loud, "Baby, have you watched any strange videos recently..."

Before the word "frequency" was finished, the projection on the ceiling changed, and Santa Claus sat on the elk and disappeared at the end of the galaxy. A dark blue spaceship flew across the sky.

There are words on the outer body of the spaceship, and it is impressively written - "Joannian No. [-]".

The spaceship landed on a planet, the cabin opened, and an astronaut walked out of it. At this time, several aliens appeared on the planet. The funny thing is, everyone is holding a toy from the earth—— Such as dolls, dolls, and all kinds of toy guns and cars that boys like...

Damn, one second is cool technology, the next second it becomes a child's fantasy. This mash-up style is so funny!

Hahahaha!

I didn't expect Xiaolou to be a comedian.

Qiao Annian couldn't help laughing at first, but when he saw the astronaut take over a lot of toys from the alien, put them into the cabin, turn around and wave happily at the alien, Qiao Annian was suddenly stunned.

Because he suddenly remembered that the scene in front of him was very familiar——

"When I was young, it was Christmas. The teacher asked the students in the class if they had received any Christmas presents. The students shouted super loudly, yes... I shouted the loudest. I told the teacher that Santa Claus gave me a Christmas present. The super-large spaceship even carried me around in space. The aliens liked me very much and gave me a whole space capsule as a gift. There were so many presents that the space capsule couldn’t be piled up. The students were super excited looked at me enviously."

It was when he had just put on the book, entrusted by Zhang Qianrou, to bring the toys she bought for Xiaotuanzi to others for her.

At that time, the children didn't want to see him, and they didn't even accept his toys.

He had already forgotten why he suddenly mentioned this incident at that time, but he still roughly remembered what he had said.

Santa Claus, the spaceship, and more presents than the capsule can fit in...all fit together.

Qiao Annian was so happy before, but now his eyes are sore.

He still couldn't believe it even now.

At that time, the children didn't say that they hated him to death, but it was impossible to treat him anyway.

Besides, it's been too long.

How old was Xiaotuanzi at that time?

It's been such a long time, it's outrageous enough to be able to remember, even according to what he said at the time, Xiaolou actually "re-engraved" the content of his words.

Is this possible?

But the facts were right in front of his eyes, and it actually happened.

Xiaolou just remembered what he said at that time.

Of course, it is possible that what he said at the time was so stupid that after so many years, Xiaolou still remembered it.

"At that time, there were two teachers in our kindergarten...not because the teacher called me a liar, but because I was really afraid that I would not receive gifts from Santa Claus in the future. Isn't it stupid? There is a saying on the Internet How do you say it? It seems to say, 'There is no Santa Claus in the world, all surprise gifts come from people who love you'."

Joannian's throat was astringent.

So, the previous sentence, "There is no Santa Claus in this world, but you have me" was not learned from some short video, but specifically for him?

Qiao Annian turned her face: "'There is no Santa Claus in the world, all surprises and presents come from people who love you', it means that now you love me so much, right?"

He Nanlou got out of the quilt, put the mobile phone in his hand beside the bed, lifted his own children's quilt, lay down, closed his eyes: "Good night."

Qiao Annian: "!!! He Xiaolou!!!"

Because the scene switched to a spaceship, the snowfall function of the previous Santa Claus theme was automatically turned off, and the room returned to the warm temperature before.

Qiao Annian threw away the quilt, sat cross-legged on the edge of the bed, poked the child's face with her index finger, "Don't pretend to be asleep, I know you haven't slept yet."

The child didn't make a sound.

Joannian: "..."

"Will this image stay on all night?"

He Nanlou: "It will automatically enter sleep mode after 10 minutes."

Joannian: "!!!"

Sure enough, she was pretending to sleep for him again!

Qiao Annian knows children too well, as long as Xiao Lou doesn't want to answer, it's useless for you to whisper in his ear all night.

"This projector, are there any other themes?"

"Ah."

"Any other topics?"

"on the phone."

He Nanlou's words were brief, but Qiao Annian still understood. He meant to let him click on the projector's app to watch.

Qiao Annian just saw where the child put the phone, and he took the phone.

The interface of Xiaolou's mobile phone is very simple. Just like him, he is the kind who can express clearly in one sentence, and absolutely refuses to say a second sentence of nonsense.The same is true for the mobile phone interface. The interface is very clean, and all the software is classified into categories, which is very neat and clean.Unlike his mobile phone interface, the software alone takes up three or four pages, and every time he clicks on any software, he has to scroll by himself.

The weird thing is that he also created folders, but that's just...but, his interface is still messed up and has a mind of its own.

Xiaolou named the software in a concise manner. The starlight projector is called projection, as if it takes a lot of effort to type an extra word.

Qiao Annian clicked on the "projection" app, and the interface opened.

There are twelve themes in total.

Content of each subject - unknown.

It is really impossible to figure out the content of the topics, because each topic is only numbered.

It's true...Simplicity taken to the end...

The 12 themes are just numbered, will they really not be confused?

Thinking of the child's IQ, well, there is a high probability that they really won't remember it.

Christmas is in December, Joannian thought, 12 must be a Christmas theme, click on——

Qiao Annian looked up, and what appeared was not Santa Claus riding a elk sleigh, but an ice skating rink.

I don't know if there is a program to turn off the indoor constant temperature air conditioner and intelligent refrigeration as long as it is related to ice and snow. In short, he began to feel that the temperature is dropping again...

Qiao Annian quickly wrapped the quilt up.

Qiao Annian saw himself awkwardly walking into the skating rink with his skates on like a penguin.

"Boom..."

The posture of sliding and kneeling is very standard.

There is no sound in the projected image, and the sound of "bang" was made up by Qiao Annian himself.

Fortunately, he was wearing thick clothes, otherwise the sliding kneeling method... His knees would probably be useless.

Of course, the pain was so painful that he almost burst into tears.

Qiao Annian watched himself stand up unsteadily with the support of his coach.

A series of light figures slid past him...

Joannian: "..."

Last winter, a new ice skating rink opened in Jiangcheng.

Lele and the others asked him to go skating together.

These children, all of them learned piano, golf, ice hockey, skiing... for them, skating is a skill worth mentioning.

He was alone, like a little penguin in a flock of swans.

sigh.

Qiao Annian felt complicated when he saw himself fall heavily on the ice again.

The reason why Qiao Annian didn't close this embarrassing topic was because he was looking for where the small building was.

He remembered that Xiaolou also went there together.

Qiao Annian couldn't find out where the child was, because the projected clips were not played according to time, and then the scene changed to him holding Xiaolou's hand and leading Xiaolou to skate.

Qiao Annian finally remembered.

Last year was the first time he went to the skating rink. It is true that he can't skate, but Xiaolou is even more inexperienced than him.

The key is……

The author doesn't seem to give Xiaolou a movement buff.No matter how Yunxi and the others teach, Xiaolou just can't.

In the end, after he learned it, he led the small building and began to slide a little bit.

Qiao Annian looked at the scene where he was holding the small building and slowly sliding along the field in the picture, and laughed out loud.

Accidentally laughing out loud, Qiao Annian hurriedly looked down at the child.

Xiaolou was lying on the pillow, and his posture had changed from lying flat to his face against the pillow, with his feet sticking out of the quilt, and his pajama pants slid up to his calves.

Joannian: "..."

Qiao Annian didn't even need to listen to his breathing. Looking at this unrestrained sleeping posture, he knew that the little guy must have fallen asleep.

This theme is strangely cold, and it is quite sore to keep the head and neck up.

Qiao Annian searched on the app, turned off the cooling effect, rubbed his sore neck, lowered his head, put away the slippery pajama pants for the child, and helped cover the quilt.

The eyes feel the change of light and shadow.

Qiao Annian looked up in wonder, did the projector change the theme?

The theme didn't change, but there was an extra line of words on it.

"Joannian, Merry Christmas."

I use the ice and snow font that fits the skating background very well.

Qiao Zi also wears a red Christmas hat and a red scarf, and the year character is sitting on a Christmas sleigh.

The font is so cute that it doesn't look like Xiaolou's style 1

Obviously there was no such font before... Why did it suddenly appear?

Does it come after watching for a certain amount of time, or...

Qiao Annian subconsciously looked at the time on the phone, it was 00:09.

Click to send blessings! ! !

God, this little brat will too!

In the darkness, Qiao Annian's cell phone lit up——

"Can we start with friends first? Ye Kaijing."

The light of the mobile phone screen is obscured by the shimmer brought by the font special effects.

Qiao Annian leaned over and kissed the child's face, with a hoarse voice, "Merry Christmas, baby."