After dressing as a villain, I'm with the paranoid male protagonist.

Ok? ? ?

Haha, the little guy actually took the mental age he made up earlier seriously?

Do you really think that he has the mental age of 12 at the age of 29?

Hahaha.

Children are cute, no matter how irrelevant what you say, they will believe it and discuss it with you in a serious manner.

"Wow? Really? Let me tell you, Xiaolou, how old is your mental age?"

He Nanlou: "..."

As soon as He Nanlou heard this nonsensical tone, he knew that the other party didn't take his words seriously.

Qiao Annian still didn't know what to do, and was still teasing the child: "Why don't you talk?"

He Nanlou sullenly.

Yo.

Are you still in a mood?

Qiao Annian tapped his chin with his index finger, and looked at the child: "Then let me guess? The mental age of our Xiaolou is... 20 years old, he is a young adult, isn't he?"

People often look forward to growing up when they are young, wishing to wake up overnight and become an adult.Qiao Annian deliberately said 20 years old to make the children happy, which sounds like a big number to children.

He Nanlou ignored him.

Qiao Annian's eyes showed doubts, this didn't match the effect he expected.

He purposely said "Oops", and after successfully attracting the little guy's attention, he said in a particularly exaggerated tone: "Oh my God! Our small building can't... have a mental age of 60, right?"

He Nanlou glanced at him coldly, "...then you have to call me Dad."

? ? ? ! ! !

Did he hear wrong just now?

What did Xiaotuanzi say that his father is not his father?

"What did you say?"

He Nanlou: "You are 29 years old in heart, and I am 60 years old in heart, so I can bear your father."

Ouch, I'm going!

The little brat really dares to say it!

"Okay, boy, are you taking advantage of me? You are taking advantage of me, brother! You have made you bolder!" Qiao Annian stretched out his hand to scratch the little guy's itch.

He Nanlou was ticklish, so he slapped Qiao Annian's hand away: "Don't touch me."

"You say you won't touch it if you don't touch it? Huh! Look at me! Piu, Piu, Piu..."

Qiao Annian's thumb and index finger were put together, and childishly pressed on the child's belly, waist, creaking dimples, and kept pressing, anyway, "spot" wherever itches.

He Nanlou couldn't control his body's instinctive reaction, he laughed out loud, he staggered from side to side, kicking his legs wildly, avoiding Qiao Annian's attack.

Compared with six years old, 12 years old still has a very physical advantage. When Qiao Annian hugged him and refused to let him dodge, He Nanlou couldn't dodge at all.

He Nanlou issued a warning: "Joe... Qiao An... Nian!"

The little boy's warning had a fierce tone, and his voice was soft, not to mention the three words Qiao Annian, which were spoken intermittently, with a smile in his voice.

Joan is so young and wicked.

As soon as he heard the child calling him by name, he took the cotton slippers from the child's feet, hugged one of Xiaotuanzi's legs, scratched the sole of his foot, and threatened him, "Brother Niannian!"

He Nanlou couldn't help laughing, and his current strength was naturally inferior to that of Qiao Annian, so he couldn't break free at all. He blushed, but refused to scream.

Mother Zhang washed the blood-stained towels with laundry detergent in the bathroom, and planned to take them to the balcony to dry, when she heard the noise in the room, she walked over to have a look, okay, take off Xiaolou's socks every year, Scratch a child's feet.

"Niannian! It's winter, why did you take off Xiaolou's socks!"

Mother Zhang temporarily put the towel on the back of the chair, walked over quickly, and quickly pulled her grandson away, "Okay, okay, Niannian, please don't bully Xiaolou too much. Can he feel better if you scratch him like this?" ? Try it if you are being tickled. Really, you are an older brother, so you are not allowed to bully your younger brother like this.

"

Qiao Annian also took advantage of the situation to "quiet the drums", put down the child's legs, blushed, panted slightly, and looked at the little guy, "For grandma's sake, I will let you go first. If next time , no matter how big or small, just call me by my full name, and I will be served by torture!"

Qiao Annian put the socks on for Xiaotuanzi.

Zhang's mother was a little happy when she heard that her grandson was looking at her face.I haven't heard her words every year before.

"Then thank you, grandma, my baby Niannian!"

Qiao Annian asked the child to call him Niannian brother without coaxing him, but now he heard Zhang's mother call Niannian baby, he couldn't help but blush.

At this age, he has never been called a baby... He is still at the age of three.cough.

Zhang's mother rubbed her grandson's face with both hands, and she turned her head to He Nanlou and asked warmly: "Xiaolou, did you call Brother Niannian's full name just now? This will not work, you have to be polite and You can't call Qiao Annian Brother Niannian, you know?"

Zhang's mother treated her equally, she didn't treat He Nanlou with extra tolerance because she was not her own grandson, she told Qiao Annian not to bully her younger brother, and also told He Nanlou not to call her brother Qiao Annian by his full name.

He Nanlou's eyes were dark.

Zhang's mother was the second person besides Qiao Annian who told him to be polite.

Qiao Annian lightly kicked the little guy's calf, and winked at the little guy, "Grandma is talking to you, talk to the elders."

He Nanlou lowered his eyelids: "Yes."

Zhang's mother didn't pay much attention to the small movements between the two. She took the towel on the back of the chair and walked out, "That's fine, then grandma will go downstairs to cook. I will call you upstairs later."

"Clap clap clap..."

The rain outside the window was falling heavily, hitting the window.

Qiao Annian got up from the floor, walked to the window, and wanted to look out the window, "It's really raining."

It's pretty big.

When he and Xiao Tuanzi were having breakfast downstairs, Zhang's mother said that the weather today was gloomy and it might rain, but unexpectedly it did.

Looking at the heavy rain outside the window, Qiao Annian thought maliciously, wondering if that Qiao Yongjian has arrived home now.

It's best to drench it before you get home.

...

After more than an hour, Zhang's mother came up and called Qiao Annian and He Nanlou to have dinner.

Zhang Qianrou helped her mother in the kitchen.She walked out of the kitchen with the dishes, and saw He Nanlou and Qiao Annian coming down the stairs together.

The blood stains on the child's face and lips have been wiped off, and the little face is white and clean again.Zhang Qianrou put the dishes in her hand on the table, and walked over, "Is it all washed? Do you have any other discomfort in your body? If you have any discomfort, just tell us, and we will take you to the clinic."

Qiao An said in reply: "I asked, Xiaolou said that there is no discomfort."

"That's good. Come, sit down and eat." Zhang Qianrou opened the dining chair for the two of them.

Qiao Annian sat down with He Nanlou, but he didn't see Zhang's father, Qiao Annian asked, "Where's grandpa?"

"Your grandfather is out..."

Zhang Qianrou hadn't finished speaking when she heard the sound of the door opening and the battery car being pushed into the house.

Mother Zhang poked her head out from the kitchen: "Qianrou, is your father back?"

"It should be, I'll go and see."

After a while, Zhang Qianrou came in with Zhang's father whose hair and face were all wet. Zhang Qianrou had a supermarket bag in her hand, "Didn't I tell you that it will definitely rain heavily? Are you wet?"

After Zhang Qianrou put the bag on the table, she went to the bathroom on the first floor and got a towel for her father.

Father Zhang took the towel, wiped the rain from his face and hair, and smiled, "Isn't it rare? Year after year, Xiaolou, take a look and see if you like the one Grandpa bought for you."

Father Zhang hung the towel around his neck and walked over

, spread out the bag at the desks of the two children—

It's two boxes of delicate little cake eggs, and two bottles of milk drinks.

Qiao Annian never expected that Zhang's father went to buy cakes for them. He raised his face with astonished eyes, "You went out in the rain just to buy cakes for us?"

Zhang's father said with some embarrassment: "Grandpa heard from your mother before that if you and Xiaolou didn't go to school and stayed at home during the holidays, you would have some afternoon tea, desserts and so on. You two have been here for several days , haven’t you tasted any cakes, have you? Wait until the afternoon, when you’re hungry, you’ll eat them, ah. Even grandpa doesn’t know if they’re good or not, so he just picked two at random, and he doesn’t know how they taste.”

Zhang Qianrou took the towel around his neck for his father, hung it back to the bathroom, turned back, and explained to Qiao Annian and He Nanlou: "Your grandfather wanted to buy it for you before. It's just that he was busy with work a few days ago." , it was evening when I came back, and the cakes in the cake shop were almost sold out. I was going to go out to buy in the morning today, but... after your father's incident, I didn't go. After you went upstairs with Xiaolou , he went out on a battery car to buy cakes for you. I told your grandma to buy them another day, but your grandpa refused and insisted on going out today."

"Your father is worried. Yongjian didn't take Niannian back today, so the Qiao family may not just let it go. He didn't know that Niannian could stay here for a few days, so he thought, what should I wait for?" It’s sunny, the weather is fine, why not buy it today.”

Mother Zhang put a pot of pork ribs and taro on the table in her hand, and glanced at her old man: "I guess right?"

Father Zhang smiled cheerfully.

Zhang Qianrou went to the kitchen to get drinking cups and chopsticks for her father, temporarily put away the bag of cakes on the table, put it on the kitchen locker aside, and asked with concern: "Dad, why have you been here for so long? "

The cake shop should be more than 40 minutes away from their home.

After Father Zhang sat down, he took the cup and said with a smile: "The battery car is out of power on the road, so I pushed it for a while."

Zhang Qianrou was taken aback, "The battery car on your way is out of power? Why didn't you call back and tell me?"

"I called, but it's useless. Doesn't the battery car have to be pushed back?"

Zhang Qianrou helped her mother who went to the kitchen to prepare meals, brought out the meals, placed them on everyone's table one by one, frowned and said, "Next time, check the battery before you go out."

"I know, I know, are you in a hurry to go out this time?"

Qiao Annian's throat was suddenly blocked when he heard the conversation between Zhang's father and Zhang Qianrou's father and daughter.

Faced with such deep and pure feelings, it was hard for him not to feel guilty.

A piece of pork ribs was put into his bowl, and Zhang's mother picked up another piece for He Nanlou next to him, and said to the two children: "Come on, Niannian, Xiaolou, try it. The ribs are delicious today. Before cooking in the pot, I deliberately soaked it for a long time, and when it boiled, I simmered for another 20 minutes. Grandma tasted it, and it was easy to bite, and it would not stick to the teeth at all. "Xiao Lou, you need to eat more. Today's ribs are boiled specially for you."

The old man has a heart, considering that after He Nanlou lost his teeth, he must not be able to chew things as usual. The stewed ribs and the ribs in the stewed taro are very crunchy.

He Nanlou's eyes showed surprise. He forgot when he lost his first tooth in his previous life. He only remembered that every time he changed his teeth, it was Uncle Gu who called Zhou's mother to let Zhou's mother pay attention to whether it was time for him to change teeth. Ask Zhou's mother to take him to a dentist he knows well to extract his teeth.

After tooth extraction, there will be no difference in diet or life.

Under the table, his feet were kicked again.

He Nanlou: "...Thank you."

"You're welcome. You're welcome. Every year, you should eat more too. And Qianrou, Taiping, you all should eat more too. Ah, everyone should eat more."

Every time I eat, the busiest task is none other than Zhang's mother.

Qiao Annian took a piece and put it in the old man's bowl, under the surprised gaze of the old man, "Grandma eats it too."

Mother Zhang was very happy, and

He scooped up a bowl of soup for Qiao Annian.

...

Zhang's father drank some wine at noon, so he didn't have to go out to work today. After eating, he went upstairs to sleep.

Qiao Annian took the initiative to stay and help clean the table.

He Nanlou went upstairs after eating, and he went upstairs earlier than Zhang's father.

Qiao Annian took the dirty bowl to the kitchen. Qianrou and Zhang's mother were very surprised. Zhang Qianrou just wanted to stop her, but Zhang's mother pulled her aside and said in a low voice, "What are you doing? It's a good thing that children like to work. You , don't always think about making everything for him. The more you do as a mother, the more lazy the child will be. Now you are busy, what about the future? You still think about his future wife How can I serve you like a mother like you? Don't you know how precious girls are now?"

Zhang Qianrou didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Mom... Niannian is only so old, where are you from?"

"I know, you feel guilty for your child because he followed his grandparents when he was a child. Mom understands you, but, Qianrou, it's really not good to spoil your child too much. How have you been spoiled by you every year before?" It’s okay to yell at you as a mother, and just get angry at you, and even throw things at you once. Not to mention me and your father, right? We He didn't listen to a word of what the two of them said.

I'll tell you the truth, I'm worried...he will become the second Qiao Yongjian.It’s a good thing that I’ve changed a lot every year after returning from this trip. Let me tell you, don’t hinder my grandson’s progress and growth. "

After finishing speaking, without giving Zhang Qianrou a chance to defend herself, she went to the kitchen and stood beside Qiao Annian: "Niannian, do you know how to wash dishes? Grandma will teach you."

"Grandma, I know, I can wash. I tell you, I can wash dishes!"

When his height was not as high as the countertop, he started washing dishes, which was completely handy for him.Besides, there is no difficulty in itself.

This dishwashing posture can be seen at a glance. Is it true? Zhang's mother was a little surprised when she saw her grandson's skillful dishwashing posture, "You really know it? Niannian, where did you learn it?" yes?"

Qiao Annian boasted: "You don't need to learn, grandma, your grandson is smart."

Mother Zhang was so amused, "Haha. That is, our Niannian baby is the smartest!"

Qiao Annian heard the sound of baby Niannian. No matter how thick-skinned he is, it was very hot at the moment. He washed the bowl in his hand with hot water and said to Zhang's mother, "Grandma, you and Mom should go to rest. Well, just leave it to me here."

Zhang's mother intended to exercise her child's independence, and she didn't really want to let her grandson share the housework for herself. She took a bowl skillfully, "Grandma is not tired, grandma will accompany you, let's compete together to see who can wash the most dishes. Okay?" OK?"

Qiao Annian knew that the old man was afraid that he would be tired, so he intentionally stayed with him, so he responded excitedly, "Okay!"

It made the old man have another round of fun.

...

"Thank you Niannian today. Thanks to Niannian, grandma can clean up the kitchen so quickly. Now, this is a reward for you."

After tidying up the kitchen, Mother Zhang took out [-] yuan in cash from her coat pocket.

Qiao Annian knew from looking at Zhang's father and Zhang's mother's house and clothes that the two lived a very frugal life. How could he ask for money from the old man.

Besides, you can get a hundred for washing the dishes, which is too easy to come by.

"No. Grandma, please keep the money. I have money."

"Grandma knows."

Zhang's mother said, and deliberately looked out of the kitchen. Seeing that her daughter was not there, she said softly to her grandson: "However, every year, after all, your mother is not married to that Mr. He, even if she is married, A family like the He family should also sign a prenuptial agreement. It’s hard to say what will happen in the future. Over the years, your mother gave me and your grandfather money, and your grandmother saved it for you two. What about you, I also save all your money, so that in case in the future... there is a way to deal with it. As for the money grandma gave you, the amount is not

Much, you can decide how, ah. "

Qiao Annian was quite confused on the day of the year. It is said that Zhang Qianrou's financial conditions should not be bad. Why did Zhang's father and Zhang's mother live in a small town, and the house looked old? It turned out that the two elders gave them all the money Zhang Qianrou gave them. saved.

It should be the misfortune of Zhang Qianrou's last marriage that forced the two elderly people to make long-term plans for their daughter and even his grandson.

"No need, grandma..."

The old man still forcibly gave the pocket money to Saiqiao Annian.

Qiao Annian had no choice but to accept it temporarily, and he would find a way to return the money later.

"At this point, Xiaolou is probably already asleep, so you should go upstairs quickly, go back to your room and have a good sleep, ah,"

Mother Zhang put her grandson's shoulders on her shoulders, and the two walked out of the kitchen together.

Zhang Qianrou came down from upstairs, "Xiaolou is asleep. Niannian, do you go to bed very late at night? I think Xiaolou is not energetic every time he gets up and goes downstairs to eat breakfast, and he will wake up after eating at noon." Go upstairs to sleep. It was the same before, as long as the two of you come back from playing outside, Xiaolou will spend half a day to catch up on sleep."

Qiao Annian looked blank: "No. Xiaolou and I go to bed early every day."

Zhang's mother guessed: "Could it be that the child is young and would have slept more?"

Zhang Qianrou shook her head: "I don't know either. When I was at home, the small building had a very regular schedule. He got up before six o'clock every day, stayed in his own room in the morning, and sometimes went to the living room to watch documentaries or something. Yes, he also goes to bed on time at night. It is rare to see him catch up on sleep during the day."

"It may be that the environment has changed, the child is not used to it, and he does not fall asleep so early at night, which leads to not getting enough sleep at night. Children, if they don't sleep enough at night, they will definitely catch up on sleep during the day. Don't talk about Xiaolou, we Isn’t that the same for adults? If you don’t get a good rest the night before, you will inevitably lose energy the next day. If you have the conditions, you will make up for it.”

Zhang Qianrou: "Maybe." There was still some worry in her words.

"Okay, did you hear what your mother said? Xiaolou is already asleep, so you should hurry back to your room and go to bed."

"Yeah. I know."

Qiao Annian went up the stairs, halfway there, then suddenly went down again, and asked Zhang Qianrou who was on the first floor: "Mom, Xiaolou's teeth, have you put them away?"

...

When Qiao Annian returned to the room, Xiaotuanzi had already fallen asleep.

The little one took up most of the bed.

Sleeping with the head on the left and the legs on the right is a totally transcontinental rhythm.

Qiao Annian stood by the bed, looking at the little guy's wild sleeping posture, but he really didn't see the slightest bit from this guy, he was not used to it after changing the environment.

This sleeping position is obviously more free than when I was at home.

But it's strange to say that when he was at home before, he entered Xiaotuanzi's room several times when the little guy was asleep, and it was obvious that he couldn't behave well when he was sleeping alone...

How did it go the other way when we got here?

He sleeps well at night, and he hasn't been kicked once in the past few nights anyway.

"Well, it's just... When I fell asleep, can you stop kicking me? It hurts."

Qiao Annian suddenly said this when he was sleeping last night.

The little guy didn't call him back that night.

Could it be... Although the child ignored him that night, he remembered his words, so he went to bed late at night, right?

Qiao Annian was sitting by the bed. On the one hand, he felt that a six-year-old child should not be able to stay up all night. On the other hand, he also felt that if it was Xiaotuanzi, it seemed that there was such a possibility...

Qiao Annian arranged the child's legs to make room for himself.

Xiaotuanzi opened his eyes, and there was a flash of warning in his eyes. Seeing that it was him, he closed his eyes again.

Qiao Annian lay down and turned his face away. He wasn't sure if Xiaotuanzi was awake at the moment, he only knew that if he didn't ask

Clearly, he can make himself miserable, "Xiaolou, Xiaolou, Brother Niannian asked you a question, have you not slept in the past two or three nights?"

"Sleep."

The child's voice sounded full of tiredness. Qiao Annian was not too out of touch, but he still insisted on asking clearly. He lay on his side and leaned his face closer, "When did you sleep recently?"

"do not know."

Joannian: "..."

Isn't it said that when people are sleepy, their consciousness is the weakest?

Why can't he ask a fart?

...

Qiao Annian was lying on the bed for the convenience of questioning, but he didn't ask any questions, but he himself, lying down, accidentally fell asleep.

When he was kicked awake again, Qiao Annian woke up in pain.

Sure enough, the little guy's feet were on his waist.

When the little guy's leg was about to kick him again, Joannian caught the little guy's raised leg quickly, and pushed the little guy's whole body away with extreme ruthlessness.Of course, the bed is only so big in total, and the distance is very limited.

Therefore, Qiao Annian was worried, and brought the pillow over again, laying it beside him.

"Bam—"

Xiaotuanzi, who had just been put into a correct posture by him, changed his head at some point and kicked the pillow.

The fluffy pillow dented a large area.

Joannian: "..."

Don't ask, it's scary to ask.

Qiao Annian got up and decided to wash his face to suppress his shock.

He Nanlou opened his eyes when he heard the sound of water.

After Qiao Annian washed his face, he saw that the culprit had also woken up. He was quite angry at first, but when he saw the red mark on the little guy's fair face, he became a little cute again.

He walked over: "Are you awake?"

He Nanlou looked up at him.

Qiao Annian went to the desk, he put it in the schoolbag on the stool, took out something, "Here, here you are."

He Nanlou took it, and it was a small wooden box with a reddish-brown cartoon pony printed on it.

Qiao Annian smiled and said, "Open it and have a look."

He Nanlou opened, and it was a tooth.

It's his teeth.

The blood stains on the teeth have been washed clean and white.

The foal is his zodiac sign.

There is a groove where the teeth are placed, and around the groove, there is a writing column, on which the year, month, and day are written with a black pen, and the date is today.