After dressing as a villain, I'm with the paranoid male protagonist.

Qiao Annian asked seriously: "What will happen if you don't hand in your homework?

In Qiao Annian's view, homework writing was just a means, not an end.Writing homework is a means to consolidate what I have learned and improve my academic level. It is purely to deal with the teacher, and the homework that is hurriedly rushed out is not even written by myself, but copied homework, which has no meaning.

Not only is it a waste of time, but it is also irresponsible to yourself.

Lin Lele was busy copying homework. Hearing this, she didn't raise her head, "Well, it won't be a big deal. At most, she won't be allowed to go to class, punished to stand in the corridor, and not allowed to return to the classroom until the bell rang for the next class. Or punish the boys for cleaning the toilets for a week, or ask the parents to make up the homework. It’s nothing more than these, randomly selected, randomly combined.”

The movement of copying homework has not slowed down at all, with an immature body and a green face, but the speed is as steady as an old dog.

Joannian: "..."

Sao Nian, are you sure that the word "random combination" is used in this way?

And, being punished to stand in the hallway is already enough to die, and you have to clean the men's toilet for another week and invite parents...

The key point is that these punishments are randomly dropped, and even if you put your face on it, and even do voluntary labor for the majority of boys for a week, after passing the hurdle of asking parents, you still have to make up your homework in the end!

After only thinking for a second, Qiao Annian immediately decided to let go of the mental burden of being a good student.

Anyway, the sixth grade homework was not difficult for him.

It doesn't make much sense whether you copied it or wrote it yourself.

Logic closed loop.

perfect!

Qiao Annian decisively picked up the homework book that Lin Lele put on his desk.

Before the bell rang for the end of the first morning reading, Qiao Annian finished copying the homework of mathematics and science.

Both Chinese and English had only time to catch up on the homework of the latest lesson, and the handwriting was so scribbled that his own mother didn't even know it.

Oh, no, his mother ran away from home when he was six years old, so of course he couldn't read his handwriting.

...

Qiao Annian originally wanted to rest for a while, continue to fight again, make up as much as he can, and reduce the probability of being randomly punished as much as possible.

To avoid being punished by the teacher to stand in the corridor or something.

Hey, I'm getting older and need face.

The little girl collecting the homework was urging her so hard, Qiao Annian begged for a little more time for him, and asked if he could write another page before accepting it, but was extremely stern and selfless.

"Yunxi, hurry up, let's go downstairs and play."

"Here we come! The homework has been collected. I'll send it to Mr. Song right away. Wait for me a little longer. I'll be right there!!"

Qiao Annian watched the little girl leave the classroom holding her homework.

Not long after, she walked past the classroom with her little sister waiting outside the classroom arm in arm.

When the little girl rejected him just now, her face was cold, but now she smiles so sweetly.

Qiao Annian laughed, and flicked his wrist resignedly, well, it's a matter of self-cultivation.

It's also thanks to the dumpling that he didn't bite his right arm, otherwise he wouldn't be able to write this homework today.

"You haven't given up yet? Cheng Yunxi is picking it up. People look down on those with scores below 95 in each subject. I advise you to change your goal. Ren Yuxuan from class 2 is not bad. She is beautiful and has a better figure than Cheng Yunxi. I I have a good relationship with a few boys in class 2, do you want to find someone to introduce you and get to know each other?"

Qiao Annian looked at the tall boy who was sitting on his desk, stopped turning his wrist, raised his head, and wanted to ask, "Boy, who are you?"

Moreover, it is outrageous to comment on the figure of a sixth grade girl.

The sixth grade is the age that has just developed, right?

Qiao Annian was speechless: "...No need."

The boy said with a mocking tone: "You like that tigress Cheng Yunxi so much? You have a fierce temper and like to complain to the teacher. What's so good about it besides having a good-looking face?

Qiao Annian said seriously, "Don't say that about girls."

People's parents did not raise their precious daughters to judge people like this.

The boy was stunned for a moment, then laughed out loud, "Qiao Annian, don't tell me, you really like Cheng Yunxi. If you like someone, you have to look in the mirror to see if they like you."

Joannian: "..."

Who is this little bastard?This mouth is too short.

Lin Lele was upset, and he said angrily, "Li Yu, you are talking too much. Apart from poor academic performance, what else is wrong with Da Qiao? Why can't Cheng Yunxi like her?"

Li Yu?

So this impolite, slobbering kid sitting on his desk is the Li Yu whom chubby Ding mentioned in the morning?

It seems that Yuanshen should have often played with Fat Ding and this Li Yu in the past.

Li Yu smiled and said: "Ask Da Qiao, does he think he is having fun with Cheng Yunxi? Does Cheng Yunxi care about him? When does he buy breakfast or give gifts to others, not with a hot face and a cold ass? Last time Da Qiao asked Wanting to steal someone's family and being slapped by someone, Da Qiao, you must have forgotten, right?"

Joannian frowned.

He knows that children nowadays mature early, and if they like the opposite sex, they will chase after them, which is not news.

Would it be too much to steal a kiss and deliberately take advantage of a girl?

Being liked by the original body, the little girl named Cheng Yunxi also suffered a lot.

Qiao Annian didn't want the little girl to be used as a talking point because of himself, so he said to Li Encounter: "That's all happened in the past, and try not to mention these things in the future. If it spreads out, it will be bad for Cheng Yunxi's reputation. We still They are just elementary school students, and they should focus on their studies."

"Pfft! Hahahaha! Da Qiao, are you serious? Hahahaha! Focus on learning? Hahahaha! Could it be that you like Cheng Yunxi to the point of obsession? I really plan to get 95 points in every subject. Pursuing someone?"

Lin Lele became even angrier, "Li Yu, can you...can you stop, stop being so loud?"

Li Yu also spoke too loudly, the students in the classroom must have heard it!

At that time, won't everyone be laughing at Da Qiao again, laughing at Da Qiao's "toad wants to eat swan meat" and so on?

...

The desk has been occupied by the butt of the little boy, not to mention, looking up at people like this, the neck is strangely sore.

Joannian stood up.

Well, I finally don't have to look up my head, it's much more comfortable.

"Can you move it?"

When Qiao Annian stood up, Li Yu thought that Qiao Annian was offended and wanted to fight him.

In the end, Li Yu frowned, "What?"

Joannian: "Your butt, please, move it."

For a moment, Li Yu couldn't figure out what Qiao Annian wanted to do, so he moved his butt subconsciously.

"Trouble, move it again."

Li Yu moved again.

Now, he sat on the edge of the table with half his buttocks.Only then did Li Yu guess Qiao Annian's intentions, and he "tsk", "It's not like that, and I haven't attended class yet. Are you being too stingy?"

He moved his butt back again, and continued to sit on Qiao Annian's table, with his hands on both sides of his body, leaning forward, with a smile on his face, "Da Qiao, transfer some money. My birthday will be in a few days, I want to invite a few brothers and some girls from our class and Class [-] to make a private room. I almost counted, but my dad asked for it, but he didn’t give it. It’s my brother, under your sponsorship? At worst, I’ll give Cheng Yunxi too You call, and it’s worth it to keep you! Lin Lele, you can also help me order. When the time comes, the drinks and so on will be mine. I invite everyone to have a good time!"

Qiao Annian laughed.

This tone is natural, is this borrowing or asking?Will it not be paid by then?By the way, you can also earn a reputation as a generous treat?

Gee.

Qiao Annian: "Call me Dad."

Taking out her mobile phone, Lin Lele, who was about to transfer money, was stunned, her mouth slightly opened, and she looked at Qiao Annian foolishly.

What did Big Joe say just now?

It doesn't matter whether Lin Lele heard clearly, anyway, Li Yu could hear clearly.

With his feet on the ground, he stood up, the smile on his face disappeared completely, and he stared at Qiao Annian fiercely, "Qiao Annian, what the hell are you talking about? Do you have the fucking ability to say it again?"

Qiao Annian gave a serious suggestion, "Call me dad, and I'll consider whether to recognize you as a son and give you a red envelope or something. However, if you want to recognize me as dad, you'd better call you a dirty word." Changing my old habits, Dad doesn't like it."

Lin Lele's eyes widened.

! ! !Does Da Qiao know what he is talking about?

With his feet on the ground, Li Yu jumped off the table with his arms outstretched, "Qiao Annian, I think you're fucking looking for death—"

The crisp class bell rang.

The first period was Chinese class. From the corner of his eyes, Li Yu saw Chen Jingshu, the head teacher, walking towards the classroom.He took a step forward and poked Qiao Annian's forehead vigorously with his fingers. Qiao Annian was not a piece of wood, so he could poke him standing up?

He took a half step back and avoided it.

The teacher was about to walk into the classroom, Li Yufang said harshly: "Let go of you this time! Next time, if you dare to talk to Dad like that again, see if I will kill you!"

Qiao Annian annoyed people pointing at his forehead and talking.

Li Yu turned and returned to his seat.

"Bam—"

Li Yu's foot was tripped, and he fell forward. He subconsciously reached out to support the table, and his knee hit the table leg hard.

His leg was numb, he was bent over, holding the table with one hand, and couldn't get up for a while.

Li Yu's fall just now was caused by Qiao Annian stretching out his leg.

He crossed his arms and looked down at Li Yu condescendingly: "There's no need to do such a big gift to Dad."

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small theater:

Da Qiao: Oh, in this world, there is no one who can be a father.

The corner of Xiao He's lips twitched into a smile, brother is really amazing.

Da Qiao lifted his chin triumphantly, that must be!