After dressing as a villain, I'm with the paranoid male protagonist.

Qiao Annian couldn't help but feel proud.

It really is a kid.

There are so many things you can only do with your lover!

"Yes, don't worry! Enough!"

Since it was teaching, of course Qiao Annian couldn't have prepared only this paragraph.

"It's all here, you can see for yourself, which one do you want to see first."

Qiao Annian put one hand on the mouse, clicked on a love collection, such as holding hands famous scene 10, hugging famous scene 10, kissing famous scene to 10, the categories are quite complete.

He Nanlou put his right hand on the back of Qiao Annian's hand, and clicked on Scene 10 of holding hands.

Joannian couldn't help laughing.

Oh my god, his good cub is so pure and innocent, it actually starts from holding hands.

Qiao Annian held back his laughter, and accompanied the child to have a quick look.

In the video, the heroine's computer is broken, the hero passes by, puts his hand on the back of the heroine's hand, and checks the computer page...

The girl's eyes flustered, and her ears turned red a little.

Qiao Annian hadn't followed many dramas before, and she hadn't watched many variety shows.

He was looking for special episodes on the Internet, so he didn't click and watch every video. Seeing this episode, Qiao Annian bent his legs, stepped on the chair with his feet, and held his bent legs with one hand. "Emma, ​​this male lead is so good! Bao, look, his hands are deliberately looped around the back of the girl's chair, so that he is in a half-surrounding posture and wraps the girl in his arms. Pay attention Why, at first he deliberately put his hand on the back of the heroine's hand, and then clicked the mouse, tsk tsk, routines, all routines..."

As soon as Qiao Annian turned around, he found that the child's hand was resting on the back of his chair, and half of his body was leaning against the small building.

Joannian was taken aback.

Qiao Annian raised his head involuntarily, and the child didn't turn his eyes away, watching the video intently.

Maybe it was only now that he realized why he had lost his voice. The child lowered his head and looked over with confusion in his eyes.

Qiao Annian laughed, "It's nothing, just keep watching."

Because it is a collection, the duration of each segment is limited, and the screen quickly switches to the famous scene of holding hands in the next TV series.

The hero sends the heroine home.

Just as the heroine was about to enter the room, the hero grabbed the arm of the heroine, and the heroine turned around in surprise.

The hero first called out the heroine's name, and then hit a straight ball: "Do you want to be my girlfriend?"

The camera gave a close-up of the heroine's astonished and flustered eyes.

Qiao Annian patted the child's leg: "Treasure!!! This suits you!!! It will be useful in future confessions!!!"

Qiao Annian originally thought that the ambiguous atmosphere had been set up so well that the heroine would most likely agree to the hero shyly.

As a result, the heroine's eyes just widened, and then, with a "bang", she closed the door.

Joannian: "???"

Qiao Annian: "It's okay. Being rejected is also a part of growing up in life."

As soon as Qiao Annian finished speaking, she saw the hostess opened the door again and threw herself into the arms of the male lead, with her legs hanging around the male lead's waist.

The male lead was stunned for a moment, and then hugged the female lead forcefully, the female lead raised his face, the male lead lowered his head, and the noses of the two were facing each other.

Joannian: "..."

Yes, it will still be an idol drama.

It is worthy of being a famous scene made into a collection by fans. The atmosphere is already full before the male and female protagonists are drawn together.

Next, there are various famous scenes of holding hands.

There is a male "After Dressing as a Villain, I Had Hee with the Paranoid Male Protagonist", remember the URL: 1. The female protagonist is on a date. The female protagonist is on the stairs, and the boy walks behind. When the female protagonist is about to fall accidentally, she pulls it. .

There is also a male protagonist who is sick, and the female protagonist goes to the hospital to visit and secretly shakes the female protagonist's hand. In fact, the male protagonist is pretending to be asleep.

Anyway, it's basically a two-way trip.

The hand in hand collection is over.

In the collection of holding hands, Qiao Annian thinks that there is basically nothing that can be taught.

Because holding hands is too difficult to define. For example, when talking to people, grabbing an arm, and reaching out to help a friend who is about to fall. These are all very normal. If it is not in a certain atmosphere, these behaviors There is no ambiguous element in itself.

It's not as clear-cut as kissing.

This is why, at the beginning, he did not choose the picture of holding hands to carry out "teaching", because compared with kissing, holding hands is not typical enough, and the message conveyed is not clear enough.

Qiao Annian thinks that the part that can be taught more is still the first famous scene.

Qiao Annian touched the child with his elbow, "Assumption, what I mean is hypothesis. Assuming that when you confessed, like the hero in this video collection, you were rejected at the beginning, but then you The person you like doesn't run towards you like the heroine, and if you reject it, you are rejected. What will you do? Of course, our Xiaolou is so cute, no one will be willing to reject you!"

He Nanlou lowered his eyes, "You teach me."

Joannian was taken aback.

He has seen older children since he was a child, can he not know?

Narcissistic and conceited.

Qiao Annian thought that the child would answer him, "Why presuppose something that is impossible to happen."

This kind of arrogant answer is in line with the character of a child.

Qiao Annian joked, "Why are you so unconfident in yourself?"

He Nanlou: "Preparation is safe."

Joannian: "..."

Sure enough, there is no such thing as lack of self-confidence.

It is more in line with Xiaolou's character to be determined to win.

"You want me to teach you, what do you want me to teach you? You want me to teach you. If you are rejected, what should you do?"

"Teach me how I can get him."

Joannian: "!!!"

He was worried that the overly strong part of Xiaolou's character would go to extremes when encountering feelings in the future, so he deliberately asked this question!

Unexpectedly, he was really asked!

The child is still young, just guide slowly.

Just guide slowly.

Qiao Annian half-seriously, half-jokingly said: "Bao, your thinking is very dangerous."

"Then take a risk."

Qiao Annian was in a complicated mood.

Good guy!

Did he raise an infatuated species?

Infatuation is not a big problem, but in order to get them, don't engage in old-fashioned abusive literature, ask people around you, all kinds of abuse of body and mind.

There is no such thing as legal coffee now.

Qiao Annian is like an old father, he earnestly said: "Because, when you like someone, respect is the premise. If the other party makes it clear that he doesn't like you, at this time, you should respect the other party's choice , instead of doing everything possible to possess him. If it’s just one-way force and possession, it’s not love, it’s selfishness, it’s not self-respect, and it’s disrespect for the other party.”

The kid didn't respond.

Qiao Annian was a little worried.

He Nanlou in the novel is a sinister paranoid.

In He Nanlou's heart, he has no sense of morality and no sense of guilt.

Xiaolou's character basically has no similarities with the character of the hero in the novel.

But one thing, in fact, has never changed.

That is, Xiaolou is actually the same as He Nanlou described in the book. In Xiaolou's cognition, he does not have much sense of morality. The order and rules agreed by human beings are irrelevant to Xiaolou. .

Just... a completely born cold-blooded hero.

Xiaolou is indifferent to many things, and it can be felt that he doesn't care.

born cold-blooded

Biao was born cruel and ruthless.

Just like in the book, even if He Nanlou exterminates all the people around him who have wronged him, the works he puts on the market are aimed at the lonely old people and the disabled, which is enough to show that he is not a cruel person by nature.

It's just that no one has ever taught him.

"Bao, remember, people are not toys. The other person is an independent individual. You can't let him become your property just because you like it. That's not the attitude towards the person you like. No matter how much you like someone, you can't You have to be able to take it and let it go. If he likes you, you two are happy, of course you are happy. If the other party really doesn't like you, then you have to respect his choice. Like an adult, you can openly wish him a bright future. do you know?"

He Nanlou's eyes darkened: "What if it can't be done?"

"what?"

The child turned his head away again, and clicked on the collection of hug scenes.

This reaction...

It's a bit unusual.

Qiao Annian asked tentatively, "Baby, do you have someone you like?"

The child clicked on Hug 10 Collection.

Joannian: "..."

"It's okay, isn't there still me here?"

Qiao Annian took the child's shoulders from behind, "What are you afraid of? Even if you're broken in love. Don't worry, I'll be there no matter what time it is."

The waist was hugged, the child's chin rested on his shoulder, and the hands around him were still tight. Qiao Annian asked jokingly, "Are you overwhelmed?"

In the video, the male lead is crying for no reason, the female lead puts one hand on the boy's shoulder, the male lead burst into tears, and buried his head in the female lead's shoulder.

Not to mention, it's quite tear-jerking with the ost.

Qiao Annian burst into tears when he saw the barrage.

Qiao Annian looked down at the good boy in his arms: "Baby, you...don't be so moved that you cry?"

...

The child hugged him for a long time, and it was almost the end of a collection before he let go.

Qiao Annian looked carefully, his eyes were not red.

So... were you really moved by him?

Qiao Annian deliberately said: "It's a pity, you don't know, there are many fancy hugs in it, but it's more expensive."

He Nanlou glanced at the progress bar, only 2 minutes left.

He pulled the progress bar back.

Qiao Annian was startled, "How much research spirit do you have?"

He Nanlou saw what Qiao Annian said was more expensive, what kind of "fee" method was it.

It is nothing more than the princess hug, the koala hug, and the heroine fell down, and the hero just stopped to catch it...

"You don't really need these."

He Nanlou turned his face away.

Meeting the child's gaze, Qiao Annian explained: "Think about it, no matter how heavy a grown man is, he must be heavier than a woman, right? Unless the boy you like is petite, otherwise if he rushes over to take the test Lahuo, then you are not costing your waist, you are directly breaking your waist! We are just falling in love, so we won't risk our lives. Ah."

He Nanlou: "How do you know that I'm the one who hugs people?"

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He never thought that Xiaolou was...the one who was hugged.

With Xiaolou's stature and figure, Qiao Annian really couldn't imagine being hugged by another boy for the princess, or hugged by the waist.

Well, to be precise, he never thought about the picture of the child being intimate with other people at all.

but……

I heard that the offense is true, and it is not divided according to size.

Joannian lowered his volume: "I heard that when

He Nanlou: "You know a lot."

For a while, Qiao Annian couldn't tell whether the child was really praising him, or whether he was complimenting him in secret.

However, when it comes to whether you understand this, when you come out of the closet in Xiaolou

In [-], he checked the same-sex related information.

Well, is that something to say?

Qiao Annian anxiously waited for the child to click on the kiss collection, so that he could carry out further teaching and take the opportunity to tell Xiaolou which parts are not allowed to be kissed except for lovers.

As a result, the child didn't click on the kiss collection, but stood up suddenly.

Joannian: "???"

Before Qiao Annian could react, he suddenly felt weightless, and the child picked him up.

It's still the way a princess hugs her.

He Nanlou: "The waist is not broken."

Joannian: "!!!"

The boy's mind is indeed not much bigger than a proton.

Joan is so old, she has never been hugged like this before.

To be exact, in his memory, even when he was a child, he had never been hugged.

The experience is kind of weird.

"Okay, okay, I know you have a good waist and a big waist. Bao, let me down. I have grown so big, I have never stood up like this, quickly, put me down."

Qiao Annian patted the child on the shoulder.

He Nanlou put him down.

Qiao Annian was in a hurry to get down. Before his feet touched the ground, he jumped down in a hurry. As a result, he couldn't stand firmly.

He Nanlou wrapped his arms around his waist, and the two of them pressed against each other.

Qiao Annian inexplicably remembered the scene in an idol drama where the heroine was about to fall while walking on the stairs, but the heroine helped her up.

When he saw this kind of plot on Weibo before, he screamed in his heart, there is no such a coincidence.

Apparently, it turns out, there really are.

As soon as Qiao Annian stood firm, his inexplicable desire to win came up, "Bao, you stand still, don't move, let me hug you. I'll try to see if I can hug you."

He Nanlou nodded, "..."

Without waiting for the child to respond, Qiao Annian gathered strength in his arms and hugged the child directly.

Qiao Annian said proudly, "Hahaha! It seems my waist is okay."

He Nanlou's eyes fell on Qiao Annian's slender waist, his Adam's apple rolled slightly, "Yes."

...

After Qiao Annian saved [-]% of his face with his strength, he put the child on the ground.

I have to say, my waist is still a little sore.

cough.

"It's time for you to sleep."

Ok?

Qiao Annian looked at the time in the lower right corner of his hand, it was 22:22.

Is it so late?

Qiao Annian asked puzzledly: "Then you haven't watched the kissing collection?"

He Nanlou: "See you next time."

Joannian: "..."

Fine.

If too much content is taught at once, it is not conducive to absorption.

Qiao Annian turned around, and he asked habitually, "Will you take a bath first at night, or should I take a bath first?"

He Nanlou: "I'll go back to my room to wash."

Qiao Annian stopped turning his waist and was stunned for a moment.

That's right, he almost forgot that Xiaolou is no longer sleeping in his room.

Since he no longer spent the night in his room at night, he naturally went back to his own room to take a shower.

May he have a restful night tonight.

Qiao Annian: "Then... good night?"

There was a shadow in front of his eyes, and a warmth came from his forehead.

He Nanlou: "Good night."

Qiao Annian was slightly taken aback, with a confused tone: "Bao, now...why do you suddenly like kissing so much?"

When I was in the car at noon, it was also...

"Can't?"

It's okay to kiss good night, but the kiss is only on the forehead.

Qiao Annian shook his head, with puzzled eyes, "No... just, I'm a little curious. If I kissed you before, you always looked cold. Why are you so active now?"

He Nanlou: "Is it not good?"

Qiao Annian: "...It's really good, I answered all the two questions I asked. It's not bad."

Explain whether the child is close to him, how can it be bad.

He Nanlou: "Where's mine?"

Qiao Annian looked inexplicable: "Huh? Yours, what is yours?"

He Nanlou reminded in a deep voice, "Goodnight kiss."

Joannian: "..."

have to.

I forcibly gave him a good night kiss, and now I want him to give him a good night kiss back.

Joannian raised his face.

"Kiss on the forehead."

Qiao Annian was speechless all the time: "!!! You gave me a goodnight kiss, why do you still choose a place?"

The child does not speak.

Qiao Annian: "Okay, okay. Then tell me, where should you choose for your goodnight kiss?"

The child pointed to his cheek.

Qiao Annian laughed out loud, "Do you still think of yourself as a baby?"

Even though he was so silent, Qiao Annian still kissed the child on the cheek, "Good night. Okay, can we go to bed now?"

The child closed the door and went out.

There was no sound of video playback or human voices in the room, and it was quiet all around.

Joannian: "..."

I'm really not used to it.

...

In the past, every time a child went abroad, Qiao Annian would get used to it by himself for at most a week, and gradually got used to it.

If the child returns to China more frequently, he will be able to get used to it at the earliest or even two or two days.

Qiao Annian thought that this time it would take at most two, four, or two days to adjust his sleeping state. As a result, after almost half a month of adjustment, it didn't work.

I will still wake up habitually at night, touch the child to see if he has kicked the quilt, and will habitually lie on the side of the bed when sleeping.

But every noon, he was the one who slept the best, because Xiaolou came back to their company for dinner, and after each meal, they would sleep in the rest area for a while.

It's just that the consequences of lack of sleep at night are also obvious, because it directly leads to Qiao Annian having to forcefully survive on coffee every morning.

The first thing I do when I go to the company every day is to go to the pantry to make a cup of instant coffee, so that the workstations in their group are filled with the aroma of coffee every morning.

"Morning, boss."

Lin Zhao took his laptop out of the computer bag and said good morning to Qiao Annian.

Qiao Annian also just arrived not long ago. He held the coffee in his left hand, tapped the power button on his hand, and replied with a smile, "Good morning."

Lin Zhao: "Boss, why do I feel that you've been drinking a lot of coffee lately?"

Qiao Annian was physically and mentally exhausted, "I've been a little insomnia lately."

He felt that if he continued to suffer from insomnia like this, he would be able to cultivate immortality.

He Xianjun was the first one to arrive and heard the conversation between Qiao Annian and Lin Zhao. He asked with concern, "Boss, are you unable to sleep because the company's design program was leaked?"

Last week, the design drawings of a smart hearing product that their company is still in the development stage were seriously leaked.

When participating in the bidding with other companies, t's concept map was actually very similar to their products, both in design and concept, and even upgraded and optimized their products.

No matter in terms of scale or industry reputation, t is higher than them.

In the end, the bidding was won by t without any suspense.

The leadership made a big fuss, and even Manager Wen Ze was called over by the old Dong.

I don't know how to solve the matter later, and there is no news yet.

Qiao Annian is a person who separates his work from his private sphere.

As long as the leader didn't force him to work overtime, as long as he was off duty, he wouldn't think much about work.

What's more, for this bidding, their team is only in charge of 3D modeling and part of the program editing, and the core concept map data is not in his hands. It is not suspected that the concept map has been leaked. I don't have that ability and authority.

He asked Wen Ze about the progress of the matter in private, and he had done his best.

Qiao Annian: "It's not about work.

Because my younger brother stopped sleeping with me, so that I have been insomnia for several days in a row, who can I tell?

Lin Zhao: "That's right, I almost forgot if you didn't tell me. Boss, about the leak of the concept map, have the results of the investigation from above come out?"

He Xianjun: "..."

One by one, the heart is really big.

But although this matter is big, it really has nothing to do with their group.

Several people were chatting, the door of Wen Ze's office opened, and he walked to the workstation area, "Everyone, go to the big conference room for a meeting at ten o'clock this morning."

Lin Zhao and He Xianjun looked at team leader Qiao Annian in unison. Was the investigation result of the concept map leaked out?

Otherwise, how to notify the meeting in advance?

They haven't received any big projects recently.

Qiao Annian shook his head, expressing that he didn't know.

He hasn't heard of it yet.

...

"Annian, come in with me."

The coffee in his hand was almost warm, Joannian had just brought the cup to his mouth, when he heard Wen Ze's words, he had to put down the coffee.

Wen Ze obviously noticed Joannian's actions: "Bring the coffee. The latter comes in after drinking coffee. It's okay. I'll wait for you in the office."

"No, I can go to your office now."

The leaders are just polite, how can they really drink coffee slowly before going to the leadership office, or really go in with a cup of coffee.

In the workplace, you have to treat yourself as a dish, but if you treat yourself too much, it is also a taboo.

Qiao Annian still put the coffee on his desk, and followed Wen Ze into the office.

Wen Ze was a little helpless: "I said, don't be in such a hurry. You can wait until you finish your coffee before coming here."

Qiao Annian: "Is Mr. Wen looking for something for me?"

Wen Ze walked behind his desk and sat down. He gestured to Qiao Annian, "Sit down first."

Joannian sat down on the chair opposite Wen Ze's desk.

Wen Ze's expression showed a bit of hesitation, which made Qiao Annian feel a bad feeling in his heart.

Wen Ze: "First of all, I need to express my opinion. In the past few months of working with you, I think I have a certain understanding of you. I don't think that you will act as someone who harms the interests of the company. I can definitely trust your character. However, since I am your direct supervisor, from the standpoint of the company, I still need to ask, have you ever brought back the handbag you use for work? After you bring it back, you Younger brother who works as a technical consultant, has He Nanlou ever touched your mobile phone?"