After dressing as a villain, I'm with the paranoid male protagonist.

The child was standing in front of the counter, eagerly waiting for him to pay.

Don't say that with Qiao Annian's current financial resources, he can afford the money, even if he can't afford it, if the child opens his mouth, even if he asks Lele and the others to borrow money, he will settle the order.

He is willing to spend the money to buy clothes for his good boy.

Qiao Annian took out his phone to pay the bill.

This kind of customer who pays the bill as long as they try on the clothes, the cabinet sister has nothing to dislike.

Putting the clothes neatly in the shopping bags for the two of them, the two cabinet sisters bent over and respectfully sent Qiao Annian and He Nanlou out the door.

After leaving the store, Qiao Annian casually handed the bag in his hand to the child who came out of the store half a step behind him.

Facing the child's dark eyes, Qiao Annian glanced at the pile of shopping bags in the child's hand, raised his brows slightly, "What? I bought all your clothes, let you take it for a while Brother carrying the bag, did you still wrong you?"

He Nanlou took the shopping bag, "If you are weak, just say it."

Seeing that the child really took the shopping bag from his hand, Qiao Annian was quite happy. He felt that he had finally gained the upper hand, and when he heard the child's words, he suddenly laughed angrily.

Occupying the child with shopping bags in both hands, unable to free his hands, Joannian hooked his arms around the child's neck, put the head in his arms, and tightened his arms so that the child could really feel his body The actual strength: "Who is weak? Say, who is weak?!"

He Nanlou's mouth and nose were stuffy in front of Qiao Annian's chest. He was wearing a mask, and his voice sounded a bit stuffy, which did not prevent him from speaking clearly: "You."

"I think you are short of harvest..." Qiao Annian increased the strength of his arm.

"Mom, mom, are those two brothers fighting?"

A pair of mother and son came towards each other. The little boy was held by his mother, and he walked bouncingly. When he saw the two older brothers who were "fighting" in front of him, he stopped and looked up curiously. asked, with a crisp voice.

The mother's face was obviously a little embarrassed, and she explained to her son in a low voice: "No, the two brothers are playing around, not fighting."

The mother hurriedly pulled her son to speed up the pace.

"Huh? Really?"

"Yeah. Look, the brother with the bag in his hand is not angry at all, is he? So the two brothers are not fighting."

"But Mom, why didn't the brother who was carrying the bag fight back? Could it be that he couldn't beat him?"

"Ah, Baby Nuonuo, look, there is ice cream in front, shall we go buy some ice cream?"

The mother coaxed and lied, and quickly left the scene with the child in her arms.

The mother is still holding the shopping bag in her hand, so don't be too agile in the trotting posture holding the little boy.

Qiao Annian let go of the child, and squinted at the child, "Why don't you fight back, can't you beat me?"

He Nanlou: "I'm afraid you will cry and beg for mercy."

Qiao Annian's eyes widened in disbelief, "He Xiaolou, are you so arrogant now?"

"To compare?"

"Okay! Tell me! What's the comparison? Taekwondo, Sanda or just a fight?"

"Let's have a fight."

"Then the customers in the mall called the police, and the police detained us both for the crime of picking quarrels and provoking trouble in public. Jiangcheng tweeted that day that Jiang Da, a student at school, fought with his younger brother in the mall, and they were both taken away by the police. Is it?"

He Nanlou opened his mind a little bigger for him, "Maybe your fans will help you to make another hot search."

Joannian smiled: "Wow, that's really great."

Two people are just bickering, and it is impossible to be really bored enough to fight in order to determine the outcome of a force value.

On the corridor, the little boy had already eaten ice cream, and his mouth was covered with white. Qiao Annian hadn't bought ice cream this summer, so he wanted to eat it right now.

Qiao Annian turned her face: "Brother Xiaolou

Brother, I want to eat ice cream. "

Brother Xiaolou was very cold: "Buy it yourself."

"No, I like to spend Brother Xiaolou's money."

He Nanlou looked at Qiao Annian: "Call again and listen."

Qiao Annian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and warned angrily, "It's fine, just take it when you see it."

...

He Nanlou took Qiao Annian to buy ice cream.

Qiao Annian took the ice cream from her younger sister, turned around and ran away holding the ice cream.

The running posture is ugly, because you have to be careful not to let the ice cream fall, and you have to run fast enough, like a teal with its ass swinging all the time.

The ice cream eaters ran away, so of course He Nanlou could only stay and pay the bill.

After paying, turning his head, Qiao Annian stood in front of the fence glass at the other end of the mall, holding an ice cream in one hand, and waving happily at him with the other.

He Nanlou walked over slowly with a shopping bag in his hand, "It's only 12 yuan, as for?"

Qiao Annian licked the ice cream, "Aren't I enjoying the fun that Brother Xiaolou buys for me?"

I just bought clothes now, and I haven't bought any pants or shoes yet, so Qiao Annian decided to take the children to add some more pants and shoes.

The two continued to walk.

"melted."

Qiao Annian looked down at the ice cream in his hand, "Huh? Where?"

He Nanlou pulled off the black mask on his face, lowered his head, and bit off the ice cream ball in Qiao Annian's hand, seeing that the ice cream ball quickly disappeared by more than half.

Looking at it, Qiao Annian felt that his teeth were cold: "Aren't your teeth cold? I see that there is an ice cream shop in front, let's go buy another one?"

He Nanlou wiped his mouth with a tissue and put the mask back on: "Enough."

This ice cream ball is quite big, it is a bit much for one person.

The two people are almost divided.

Qiao Annian ate the ice cream, "Hey, by the way, I couldn't ask you in the store just now, why didn't you pay with my mother's money? Are you meeting her?"

He Nanlou: "A lot of money doesn't weigh you down."

Qiao Annian gave a thumbs up, "Submit!"

After shopping for trousers and shoes, both of them carried big and small bags in their hands.

Qiao Annian only held two or three in his hand, and gave the rest to the children.

Hmph, he had a hemorrhage today, of course he had to enslave the child enough to do it.

Qiao Annian deliberately took a few steps behind and took several pictures of Xiaolou's back with his mobile phone.

I chose a photo where I couldn’t see the side face, only the back view, but absolutely clearly captured all the shopping bags in the child’s hand, and posted it on PO Weibo——

"Have you ever seen a shredder? It looks like this."

Qiao Annian didn't update Weibo frequently.

Basically, as long as he shoots a work he is satisfied with, he will post it on the Internet.

For Qiao Annian, Weibo is more like a platform for him to share his works. He likes to discuss photography equipment or some photography skills with netizens who also love photography. There will also be loyal fans in his message area and with photography. Interesting things.

Qiao Annian liked this kind of interaction very much.

Occasionally, he will also share his private life on the Internet. Usually, it is a sunset, or he is riding a bicycle, only revealing the shadow of the bicycle and himself, and he will not appear in the photo.

This is the first time Qiao Annian has updated his Weibo since the summer vacation.

"Ahhhh! Has my brother returned to China?"

"Brother, right? Shredder or something, it sounded like an old doting tone! Hahaha!"

"Hahaha! It must be that my brother didn't run away! Look at Niannian Weibo, besides my brother, who else has appeared on camera alone?"

"Wow!!! Has my brother grown this tall now?"

"younger brother,

Turn your head, Kang Kang me! ! ! "

"Is younger brother taller than Niannian now?"

"Hey? The background of the photo is so familiar, was it taken in Yintian Shopping Center?"

"Are Nian Nian and his younger brother in Yintian?!!!"

Over the years, surfers have changed from one group to another.

At first, Qiao Annian's Weibo fans called him Niannian.

Qiao Annian was the only one that He Nanlou paid special attention to. As soon as he posted a blog, the phone in He Nanlou's pocket rang.

...

These netizens are too powerful. He deliberately blurred the background, but someone still recognized them in Yintian at a glance? !

But anyway, netizens are just guessing at most, and it is unlikely that someone will actually come here to meet them by chance.

Qiao Annian glanced at the comments of netizens, and saw the child carrying a bag, sitting on the waiting chair prepared for customers in the mall, with shopping bags neatly placed at his feet.

Qiao Annian was convinced. If he was tired from walking, the bags would definitely be slumped on the ground in a mess, and it was absolutely impossible to arrange them so neatly.

Qiao Annian stepped forward and asked with concern, "What's the matter? Are you tired from shopping?"

When Qiao Annian asked the question, the special notification tone he set also rang.

"Did you see the latest Weibo I posted?"

As soon as Qiao Annian heard the special notification tone, he knew that the child had become richer.

Xiaolou's Weibo is basically a series of perennial grass. Up to now, he has posted only a handful of Weibo. Therefore, Qiao Annian guessed that Xiaolou would suddenly update his blog because he saw his Weibo.

Sure enough, the child let out a "huh".

Qiao Annian sat down beside the child, "Let me see what happened to you."

Qiao Annian took out his phone from his pocket, "Your little baby is online @乔安年: "He deserves it. "

At first, Qiao Annian didn't understand what the word "children" meant, but after taking another look, he realized it instantly, and was immediately overjoyed.He touched the child with his elbow: "Bao, to be honest, you really have a bit of a sense of humor. If you go to a talk show, the effect will definitely explode—"

Just focusing on Xiaolou's expressionless and funny face can definitely remove the unexpected contrast effect.

Before Qiao Annian finished speaking, he saw the child carrying the bag on the ground, and asked sharply, "What's wrong? Did someone recognize us?"

He Nanlou: "It's not me, it's you."

He has not appeared in public for many years, and it is impossible for netizens to recognize him.

Qiao Annian has never posted his personal photos online in the past few years, but he has not changed much from before, and he is still easy to be recognized.

Qiao Annian got up quickly: "Then let's go."

He said hurry up, and the person ran ahead, and he didn't mean to take some shopping bags on the ground away.

He Nanlou: "..."

...

The two of them had almost finished their shopping, and they sat on the waiting chair to rest for a while, Qiao Annian decided to bring a bunch of trophies and return home.

Qiao Annian pressed the wrong elevator and pressed it to the first floor. When they walked out of the elevator holding the child's hand, he realized that he had pressed the wrong button.

Qiao Annian was going to go back to the elevator again, but was attracted by the jewelry in a gold shop diagonally opposite.

The jade bracelet on his mother's wrist is quite old, but unfortunately it was accidentally broken when cleaning up the house a few days ago.I have been wearing another jade bracelet on my wrist for the past few days, but the color is obviously not better than the previous one.

Qiao Annian asked the child: "I want to buy a jade bracelet for my mother, will you wait for me here, or come with me?"

He Nanlou: "Together."

Qiao Annian didn't fancy the jade bracelet he wanted to buy in this store, but

I saw one at another store.

But he didn't know the size of his fucking wrist, he didn't know how big a jade bracelet to buy, so he made a note of the style, and decided to bring his mother over to choose together later.

It's closer to the exit, but farther away from where they parked. Qiao Annian took all the bags from the child's hand and said, "I'm going to drive, just stand here and wait for me. I'll drive later." Come out and call you."

There is no need for two people to carry a big bag and a small bag.

He Nanlou: "No, you go drive, I'll wait for you here."

At the exit here, there is an empty booth with a long bench to sit on.

Qiao Annian: "Okay. I'll try to hurry up."

Qiao Annian went to drive.

About two or three minutes later, He Nanlou received a call from Qiao Annian.

"I drove out. There happened to be a parking space on the side of the road. My car was parked on the side of the road. Come out."

He Nanlou carried the bag and walked out.

Qiao Annian got out of the car and trotted over.

He Nanlou: "Why don't you wait in the car?"

Qiao Annian smiled and took the bag from the child, "Aren't I worried that it's inconvenient for you to be alone?"

"My God? What's that up there?"

"Is it a person? Is it a person?"

"My God!"

Qiao Annian heard the discussions from the people around him, and subconsciously looked up.

He only saw an afterimage in front of his eyes, and in the next second, his wrist was pulled, and he ran forward a few steps.

There was a "bang" sound behind him, and the heavy object fell to the ground, which was close to the bang of an explosion.

There were piercing screams all around.

"It's a human!!!"

"It's a human!!! Someone jumped off the building!!!"

"Someone jumped off the building!!! Hurry up, call 120."

"Call 120 quickly!!! Hurry up!"

When Qiao Annian was held tightly in He Nanlou's arms, he was a little dazed.

For a few seconds, Joannian's ears didn't hear anything.

After several seconds of sound, his hearing and sense of smell slowly returned to normal.

His nose smelled pungent and other disgusting smells, and Qiao Annian suddenly realized what the afterimage he had glimpsed a few seconds ago was.

Realizing that Xiaolou was protecting him in his arms just now, Qiao Annian quickly raised his head, "Little, Xiaolou, are you alright?"

The voice trembled.

He Nanlou pursed his lips tightly, shook his head slowly, and said in a tense tone, "I'm fine. How about you?"

"I'm fine. Xiaolou, you, you're covered in blood!!!"

Not only He Nanlou was covered in blood, but Qiao Annian was also covered in blood.

He Nanlou: "It's not mine."

Qiao Annian turned his head subconsciously, covered his eyes with one hand, and said in a stern voice, "Let's get out of here first."

Qiao Annian bit her lip, "Yes."

Qiao Annian tried his best not to tremble when speaking: "First, don't go to the car, first, go to Xiaojie's house first. I'll, I'll call Xiaojie to see if he's at home."

He and Xiaolou need to change clothes, otherwise the car will be stained everywhere, Xiaolou definitely can't bear it all the way.

Now that they are in this situation, the hotel will definitely not charge them.

Xiaojie's parents are not at home recently, his home is nearby, within walking distance, it is ideal to go to Xiaojie's house.

He Nanlou had no objection to this.

Qiao Annian called Luo Jie and asked him to go downstairs and wait for him at the security guard.

Brothers for so many years, when Luo Jie heard that Qiao Annian's tone was not right, he didn't ask anything on the phone, but just said, "At home,

Just come here with Xiaolou, I will go downstairs and wait for you now. "

Even though Luo Jie could tell that Qiao Annian's tone was wrong on the phone, when he saw that the two of them were covered in blood, and there was still something sticky on their bodies, he was stunned.

After a few seconds, "Fuck, what are you two doing..."

Qiao Annian's face was pale, he and He Nanlou held hands tightly, "Don't ask, can you take me and Xiaolou to take a shower first?"

Even at this moment, Qiao Annian's tone still couldn't be heard as anxious, which invisibly stabilized Luo Jie's mood.

Luo Jie had no choice but to hold back his full stomach for the time being. He nodded his head and said very crisply: "Let's go."

The owner did not need to register with the security guards to bring people up in person, which is why Qiao Annian asked Luo Jie to come down to pick him up and He Nanlou himself on the phone.

At this moment, the sun has not set yet, the weather is hot, there are no people in the community, only occasionally one or two cars drive past the three of them.

Luo Jie's house is a villa, so there is no need to take the elevator, which also prevents Qiao Annian and He Nanlou from being bumped into by other residents, causing unnecessary misunderstanding or panic.

Luo Jie unlocked the door with his fingerprints.

"Here, slippers."

"Aren't you throwing away the bag in your hand?"

"Is it convenient to find us a bucket? I'll put it in the bucket first. I just bought it today. It's a pity to throw it away."

"You fucking...is this the time?"

"It cost a lot of money."

"You can shut up."

I still found a bucket, and Qiao Annian put the bags in his and He Nanlou's hands into the bucket.

"Let me ask you, do you two go in to take a shower together, or take a shower separately? There are bathrooms upstairs and downstairs in my house."

"Let's separate."

"Then, you two, who goes up and who goes down?"

On the sofa, Lu Zehan and Luo Chu heard the conversation coming from the door, and got up to say hello to He Nanlou and Qiao Annian. Realize right away that now is not the time to say hello. "The condition of Xiaolou's body is worse. Xiaolou should wash it downstairs. Xiaojie, take Annian upstairs."

Lu Zehan quickly made arrangements.

Qiao Annian also felt that Xiaolou's situation was worse than his, so he gratefully thanked Lu Zehan.

Luo Chu: "Why are you thanking me now? I'll take Xiaolou to the bathroom on the first floor."

"Then I will trouble Brother Luo Chu."

Qiao Annian thanked Luo Chu, turned his head, and looked at the child beside him who hadn't said a word since entering the room: "Go take a bath with Brother Luo Chu first, and when you turn around, I'll come over after taking a shower." Looking for you. Can you be alone...?"

Qiao Annian was a little uneasy.The reason why he said to take a shower separately was because the separation efficiency is the greatest, and the two of them smell a bit strong now, if they take a shower together, the smell will be too strong.

He Nanlou nodded.

Qiao Annian promised again: "I'll come downstairs to find you soon after I finish the rush."

He Nanlou: "Yes."

Lu Zehan: "You can wear Luo Chu's clothes for Xiaolou, Xiaojie, take your clothes for Anian."

Luo Jie: "Yes. Brother Zehan, I know."

Luo Chu took He Nanlou to the bathroom on the first floor, while Lu Zehan went to Luo Chu's bedroom to get He Nanlou clothes that Luo Chu hadn't worn.

Luo Chu turned on the software on his phone and let the sweeping robot clean the entrance and the blood stains on the ground.

Qiao Annian smelled disgustingly bloody. After taking a shower, he cleaned the Luo family's bathroom before going downstairs.

Qiao Annian noticed that the hallway and the floor of the living room had been cleaned up, and it was obvious at a glance that they had been tidied up.

he is embarrassed

He said to the three people in the living room: "Xiaojie, Brother Zehan, Brother Luo Chu, I have caused you trouble this time."

"Isn't it just to lend you a place, what's the trouble?"

Luo Jie frowned, wondering and the boy was too embarrassed to express his worry: "It's you and Xiaolou, what's going on? What's wrong with you two, why are you covered in blood?"

Luo Chu: "Don't ask."

Just as Luo Jie wanted to ask his brother, why didn't he let him ask, Luo Chu handed him the phone.

Luo Jie took the phone——

A video was playing on the phone. Luo Jie saw the clothes worn by the two boys in the video and recognized Qiao Annian and He Nanlou.

The speed of landing at high altitude is very fast.

Even watching the video, Luo Jie only saw a figure falling from the sky, and the next second, there was a loud bang.

Luo Jie's eyes widened in disbelief: "Fuck! You two today...you..."

Looking at Luo Jie's reaction and the screams of passers-by in the video, Qiao Annian guessed what video Luo Jie was watching.

He nodded with a wry smile: "Well, if Xiaolou hadn't reacted quickly enough, the two of us might have died."

Xiaolou covered his eyes, but he could still see from the corner of his eye, the bloody body was very close to them.

If it wasn't for Xiaolou pulling him forward quickly, they might also become heavy numbers in news reports similar to falling from a building.

Luo Jie just watched the video, and was scared to death.

He really couldn't imagine how An Nian and Xiaolou managed to make it to his neighborhood in the shortest possible time when they thought of calling him, and how they walked all the way to his neighborhood under the strange eyes of passers-by.

Qiao Annian was talking to Luo Jie and the others, and subconsciously looked in the direction of the bathroom on the first floor: "Has the small building not come out yet?"

Lu Zehan replied, "Not yet. I'm also a little worried. Do you want to go see him?"

Qiao Annian immediately said, "I'll go and have a look."