Where to subvert the white snake

The wedding date was finalized without any suspense, and the date was set on the eighth day of the next month, which is an auspicious day for marriage in the almanac.

As the days approached, Susu finally suffered from the legendary pre-marital depression.

On the morning of the eighth day of the eighth day of the eighth month, the Xiaohonglou became lively like dumplings.Su Su, as a bride-to-be, bears the brunt of the storm.All day long, she only ate two pieces of hibiscus cake for breakfast, and then she was pushed around like a puppet, bathed, changed clothes, opened her face and made up... She was never even given a chance to catch her breath!

Su Su struggled to suppress the urge to leave behind, her face twitched and she let them do whatever they wanted, she had reached her limit.

"Young girl is so handsome, she looks like a fairy beauty after she is dressed up. Guaranteed that officer Xu will be very amazed when she sees it, and she won't let it go..." The nun who was putting on makeup sighed longingly.

Susu stared blankly at the distorted face in the bronze mirror, she could vaguely see the blush like a monkey's buttocks on her face, and the flaming red lips that were too intensely dyed with rouge...

Seeing her at this moment, Xu Xian was probably not surprised, but frightened...

If it wasn't for the affirmation that these nuns were born innocent, Susu would have to wonder if they had any grievances and entanglements with Xu Xian that made her look like this on purpose, so that the groom would be terrified and die in the bridal chamber~

The sound of beating gongs and drums came from outside the door.

The mother-in-law smiled so much that her face was full of chrysanthemums, she couldn't even find her eyes: "Miss, don't be nervous, the bride is here."

Susu twitched, which eye of yours saw her tense?

A few little girls came in from the makeup pavilion, and welcomed the old mothers out, saying that they were holding a banquet to entertain the monks, and asked the mothers to go to the wine too, and they would give out bonuses and silver plates later, so that they could make money Yes, by the way, you can also win some prizes.How can such a good thing be missed, the old nuns twisted their waists thick with buckets, held small handkerchiefs and poured out like a tide.

Susu's world suddenly quieted down.

She sighed and covered her eyes in the mirror.I really hope that when I open my eyes, the world can return to normal.

Her waist tightened, and she jumped in fright. As soon as she opened her eyes, she heard an ambiguous call from a young man who hadn't been seen for many days: "Susu..."

Su Su remained motionless, not believing what he would do at the critical moment.

Cen Biqing really didn't do anything out of the ordinary, just wrapped her waist around her from behind, leaned her pointed chin on her shoulder, their faces were close to each other, their blue hair entangled in a winding way, very beautiful.

Susu barely shook off the goosebumps all over her body, and said weakly: "That...Xiaoqing..."

A jade white index finger was pressed between her lips, "Don't make noise... let me hold you for a while... just for a while..." His ears were wet with his exhaled breath, and there was a strong coquettishness in his tone Meaning, subconsciously diluted a bit of ambiguity.

Susu gritted her teeth, let's hug her for a while~ She won't lose a piece of meat or anything!Don't suffer.

But this moment...wouldn't it be too long? !If this continues, is he going to hold her until she gets on the sedan chair?My God~ Does she still want to be famous?

When she was about to go crazy, the chin on the shoulders moved away, Susu's heart relaxed, but the strength in her waist suddenly turned, and she was pulled over unexpectedly, facing Cen Biqing directly.

The disparity in power was too great, Su Su couldn't break free, she was sweating profusely, she dared not speak out, for fear of offending this bad-tempered master.

Cen Biqing's fiery gaze swept across her cheeks silently, and when Susu's whole old face was about to burn, she said with disgust: "It's so ugly!"

Su Su: "..."

You really came to find fault~

Cen Biqing caressed her cheek with one hand, and looked at her very seriously: "I was not good-looking in the first place, but now I am even more vulgar and ugly with this painting..."

Susu: "!!"

"No matter how you decorate your appearance, you still look like this. You are not good-looking in the first place, you are vulgar, you are still old, your personality is not docile, you are always barking your teeth and claws without image, you are obviously stupid but you think you are smart, you always like Playing a little cleverly and thinking that others don’t know, always likes to slander me but doesn’t know how to hide my expression, slept with me for so long but didn’t even know whether I’m a man or a woman, there’s nothing redeeming about it…”

Hey Hey hey! !Are you enough you~

The young man sighed softly: "...you have to be careful by yourself in the future."

Uh~ The jumpiness of this topic is too big~

"Xiaoqing...that," Susu hesitated pointing fingers, looking at him cautiously, "that, are you really a man?"

The boy narrowed his eyes dangerously, "What do you think?"

"..." With such an exciting inside story, it's a pity that her sense of disobedience is not very great... It always feels like it should be so.This person is oriented towards femininity, suitable for men and women, if he is said to be a woman, she will never be surprised.If it's a man, I don't think it's surprising... Of course she won't tell him, in her mind, he is definitely a hermaphrodite...that is, the kind with ambiguous gender... The only thing that feels weird is, They did get a little too close, when she wasn't sure if he was a man or a woman.

"You..." She scratched her head in distress, and finally confessed the thoughts that had been suppressed in her heart for a long time, "Well, Xiaoqing, do you like me?" Please forgive her narcissism, but, he Treating her was indeed too intimate!Perhaps, this is the case among monsters, but... She just wants to be sure!

The boy was silent for a moment, "...why do you think so?"

Su Su replied honestly: "I also think it's impossible, after all, you also said that compared to you, I am indeed old and ugly, and I don't even know magic spells. It's better for you to look at yourself in the mirror than to look at me. Strong. But, you are too...too close to me, beyond the distance that should be kept between two people who are not familiar with each other. I think, Queen Mother Xi's will brought us two together, but, such a relationship We're just grasshoppers on a boat, there's no need for us to be so...intimate..."

The boy interrupted her: "...Auntie, you think too much..."

Is it?Sure enough, she was thinking too much... Susu lowered her eyes, she didn't know what mood she was in at this time, she seemed to be relieved, and she was also a little imperceptibly lost, probably the product of vanity disillusionment, "Uh, that's good... ..."

The boy's eyes flashed.In the next second, the young man held her face with one hand, and put his hand around the back of her head to fix her head. Under Su Su's surprised gaze, he quickly bent down and kissed the wet and soft piece.

Susu's head buzzed non-stop as if kicked by a donkey, ah!Didn't you say you didn't like her?Didn't it mean that she thought too much?What do you mean what do you mean? ? ? ! ! !

The young man tossed and sucked her lips, Susu's hands stretched across his chest desperately trying to resist, but this person was so hardened that he didn't move at all, Susu's fingers were rubbed red, he had no choice but to lose his armor, Soon it was attacked and defeated.She had no choice but to defend her chastity and bite her mouth tightly.The young man kissed her for a long time and didn't see her loosen in the slightest. He opened a pair of misty phoenix eyes in dissatisfaction, and suddenly pushed her body back. Susu staggered back a few steps and slammed into the wall hard, and the pain escaped unconsciously. .Taking advantage of this gap, the young man's tongue forcibly parted Su Su's jaw, stirring inside for a while, violently disturbing a pool of spring water...

Holding Wosi and wearing a red flower on her head, Xi Po, twisting her waist and hips, walked coquettishly into the dressing room, flung a vermilion handkerchief and said with a coquettish smile, "Bride, the auspicious time has come, it's time to get on the sedan chair..." But she saw that she was waiting for her. The married bride has already covered her hipa and is sitting in front of the dressing table and getting ready.

Xi Po thought to herself: You really are a married couple in a hurry, you can't even wait for such a long time, are you impatient to get out of the cabinet?

Susu naturally doesn't know what Xi Po is thinking, even if she knows, she doesn't care about it.Under Xipa, her cheeks were so red that it seemed like they were going to burn, her lips and teeth were still numb, and her lips were even more red and swollen. The spring spirit in her bright eyes had not faded, and the smoke was flowing, hazy and tactful.This appearance is for anyone to see, and the fact of stealing a man before marriage can be regarded as settled.

With her head covered and her head hanging down, Susu was supported by Xi Po to walk down the dressing room and out the door.There were quite a lot of people looking at the bride outside the door, and it was very lively. Although Susu couldn't see through, she could still see a pair of feet on the ground from under the hijab.

When the time has come, it is time for the bride to get on the sedan chair, and the joy is played.Li Gongfu stepped forward, held Susu's hand, and said emotionally, "Sister Susu, thinking that you are married as a wife today, you will be a wife in the future, you will be a mother in the future, and you will be another in the future." Grandmother, I am very pleased for my brother."

Congratulations to you wool~ You are sure you are not cursing her!Susu barely restrained herself from pulling her hand back...

Susu was supported by Xi Po and bent over to get on the sedan chair, but the sedan chair did not get up for a while, someone outside the sedan chair was trying to trick her, and she laughed and recited such a poem:

High-rise bead curtains hang jade hooks, and fragrant cars and BMWs arrive at the door.

Bonuses and bonuses are rewarded a lot, and wealth and prosperity will last forever.

Faintly heard Li Gongfu scolding with a smile: "You little bastards! You are trying to steal money! My sister got married today, so I don't care about you, I have to get it back some other day!..."

"Brother Li marrying a girl is a great joy, we just come here to ask for a lottery, how dare Brother Li ask for it back?"

"That's what I said! It's fine to be stingy at ordinary times, how can this married girl be shabby..."

Li Gongfu glared. "Nonsense, when did I stingy?!"

"Brother Li, don't care about our brothers... Aqi is just talking casually... However, this casual talk has touched our brothers' hearts... Hahahaha..."

Inexplicably, Su Su sighed with emotion: It's nice to be young...

It wasn't until the sedan chair disappeared at the intersection that Susu felt that the shadowy eyes on her body disappeared.

"Didn't you say you don't like me?! What is this now?!"

"I just want to know, what is it about you, who is old and ugly, that attracted Xu Xian and made him so determined to marry you?" The young man looked at her with an unbelievably serious expression.

"...Have you found out the answer?"

"...I think there is only one possibility."

"what?"

"...Xu Xian's vision is really bad."

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She leaned her body back and leaned weakly on the cushion at the back. Through the Xipa, she saw the pointed and protruding roof of the sedan chair, and covered her eyes with her hands.

Staggering along the way, I finally arrived at the Qingbo Gate. Susu was helped out of the sedan chair in a daze, stepped on the green cloth strips and was ushered in the door. Mr. Yin Yang on one side held a flower bucket containing five grains, beans, money, and fruits, and walked towards the door. Scattered away, a group of children dressed in brightly colored clothes and flowers on their heads scrambled to pick them up. Susu was helped by two women to avoid the children. Suddenly, she was hit by a colorful fruit, which really hurt a little. Secretly called to suffer.

After entering her husband's house and stepping over the saddle, Susu was led to the new house to "sit rich and noble".

After an appointment for a stick of incense, there was a commotion outside the door, and Susu clenched her fists tightly, knowing that it was Xu Xian who had returned.

Amidst the uproar, the hijab was picked up by the locomotive, Su Su was embarrassed, because the one who picked up the hijab was not Xu Xian, but... Li Gongfu, as a relative of the woman, Li Gongfu was extravagantly dressed today, and he was dressed in red and purple than her. The newcomer is even more festive!There is also a big red flower on her head...

Although men in this dynasty love to wear hairpins on their heads, but... anyway, the men around her are normal and don't have that bad habit~ So, Susu has never been used to this kind of thing~ I saw a manly look Li Gongfu dressed up in a feminine way, and she almost laughed when she was frightened.

It's really... so fucking talented!

As the other party of the newcomer, Comrade Xu Xian is also quite happy.

On this joyous day, Xu Xian was wearing... a green robe and a fringe of the same color... What is this?

Could it be that he has already foreseen so insightfully that he will be cuckolded in the future, so he can't wait~

After watching too many TV dramas, there will always be such a self-righteous illusion, stubbornly thinking that getting married = worshiping heaven and earth, second worshiping high hall, husband and wife worshiping each other, and sending them to the bridal chamber~

For Su Su, who is startled now, this is undoubtedly a tragedy...

Su Su lowered her eyebrows and was led to the front hall to pay homage to Gaozu and her relatives.After the ceremony, she held the sympathy knot in her hands sadly, and led Xu Xian back to the room =! = I can't figure it out, how can a lady like her do this kind of thing! ?

After paying homage in the new house, the ritual officer used a plate to hold gold, silver, and miscellaneous fruits, and spread the tent in the house.While sprinkled, he chanted:

Sprinkling the east of the tent, the curtain is deep and surrounded by candle shadows red, the good atmosphere is long-lasting, and the painting hall is full of spring breeze every day.

On the west side of the tent, the four corners of the brocade belt and tassels are low.

In the south of the tent, the qin and se and the singing and music are delayed, and the blue moon is like jade, and both embroidered belts are worn by men.

Sprinkle the tent to the north, add a new joy to the eyebrows, the hibiscus and the stalks are originally double, and the fairies of Guanghan are the guests of Toad Palace.

In the tent, there is a pair of jade hibiscus in the clouds, the brocade quilt is washed to become Xiangbo green, and the embroidered pillow is moved to amber red.

After the tent is sprinkled, all relatives and friends please come out, the husband and wife have a family, and the children and grandchildren will be happy.

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