Where to subvert the white snake

When Qing Yu and Bai Lian came to apologize, Su Su felt that she was not calm at all.

Bai Lian's demeanor is ethereal and pure, she is graceful and graceful like a fairy when she is quiet, gentle and amorous when she smiles, she looks more like the real Bai Suzhen than this Xibei girl.

Herring is innocent, lively and clever like the little girl next door, and its appearance is close to the green snake in Susu's mind.It was because of this selfishness that Susu first chose them.In order to be able to win with one blow this time, she even took out her trump card!Completely let Herring Bailian act according to the script of The Legend of the White Snake.

Xu Xian, who came back from gathering herbs, encountered a shower in summer, and when he hurriedly ran under the willow tree, he met two beautiful women under the tree who were also sheltering from the rain.

One borrows the umbrella, one returns the umbrella, and another one that has been cultivated for a hundred years can cross the same boat, and can sleep together after a thousand years of cultivation. Before leaving, the woman sends an umbrella to each other, and from then on, because of this umbrella, the two are firmly implicated. together.

It's a perfect start to this scene.

What a perfect and classic setting!

What a vulgar and warm plot!

How did it fail? !

Susu paced back and forth irritably, and suddenly glanced at the two goblins still kneeling in front of the screen: "Get up first, don't kneel down. Here, there are stools over there, sit on your own."

Herring and Bai Lian didn't even raise their heads, they said in unison: "I dare not."

Susu pulled her hair even more irritably, feeling depressed, and she couldn't get angry at the beauty, so she had to pretend to be a tiger, and said with a sullen face: "Do you want to sit by yourself, or do you want me to invite you to sit?"

Herring and Bailian looked at each other, thanked her, and sat down on the spring stool at one side, just next to each other.

It's really sisterly love~ Susu pulled a spring stool, sat down opposite them, propped her chin, and pressed her fingers on the table: "Now, can you tell me what happened? "

Bai Lian lowered her eyelids in silence, Herring was more active, her eyes rolled back and forth, looking at Bai Lian, then at Su Su, after a long time of deliberation, she said shyly: "Xu Xian...has an umbrella."

Susu: "...and then?" What an ecstasy reason, God, please give her a thunderbolt to kill her~

Herring peeked at her face carefully, and she didn't seem to want to blame her, so she boldly said: "The situation has changed, so sister Bailian and I had to change our way, and lied that we didn't bring an umbrella, and told Xu Xian help."

Susu nods her head, is she quite capable of adapting? But, after Dailuo's lesson... it seems that there is no hope for this kind of thing, right?Susu asked: "Then Xu Xian, can I lend you an umbrella?"

Herring shook his head, thought for a while, and nodded again.

"...What do you mean?" She doesn't know much about body language~

"He didn't borrow it at first." Thinking of this, Herring looked a little angrily, the little beauty was really shy and cute with this expression.

Uh~ at first? "Then what happened later?" Su Su threw a brick in time.

"Later, I held him back and refused to let him go. Maybe he couldn't stand our request, so he agreed."

Su Su's eyes brightened.

"My sisters and I were thinking about Miss Susu's instructions, so I asked him for the address of my residence, so that I could take this opportunity to return the umbrella..." Thinking of the fire, Herring's breathing suddenly became rapid, and he clenched his fists tightly. Scarlet slapped the table angrily, straightened up, and gave Su Su a fright.

Su Su held her breath, no matter how pure a monster is, it is still a monster~ "What did he do?" Obviously it would not be a good thing~

It's just that Susu couldn't think of it~

Herring screamed in grief and anger: "He actually said, don't bother, the girl will pay me fifty cents directly, and this umbrella will belong to the girl." The lifelike expression exactly imitated Xu Xian's shameless form nine out of ten.

"How can there be such an expensive umbrella! This guy is clearly cheating money!" Su Su clapped the case.

Girl, that's not the point, okay~

Herring glanced at her, "That's what I said at the time..."

Er~ "Then what did he say?"

"He said that the girl can also wait for the rain to stop before leaving. Watching lotuses in the rain is also an elegant thing."

Really shameless. "Then did you buy it?"

Herring looked at the sky, speechless.

Bai Lian, who had been silent all this time, nodded her head slowly.

Susu felt that her heart was becoming more and more fragile, and asked with difficulty: "And then?"

Herring turned his face away, pouted and remained silent.Bai Lian took a deep look at her, and said calmly, "Then, he took up another umbrella and left..."

Su Su: "..."

TAT~Which normal ancient man would carry two umbrellas with him?

This guy is really abnormal!

……

When Cen Biqing pushed the door and entered, Susu was lying on the bed weakly.

Regarding his rare "politeness", Susu raised her head and opened her mouth to tease: "Oh, Miss Xiaoqing, why did she suddenly want to go to the front door today?"

The footsteps that were originally moving forward paused, Cen Biqing's gaze penetrated the screen, saw the figure on the bed, and walked towards her with the toes of his boots pointing, the two wooden doors behind him closed automatically without wind, and slowly closed with a "squeak" After getting up, he walked around the screen with his hands behind his back, and walked towards the bed.

"Susu is not happy?"

Ask knowingly!Would anyone be happy if they were about to die for a job they didn't like? !Snorting, looking at the person in front of the couch, Susu moved inward habitually, making room for him to lie down.

Cen Biqing looked at her unconscious movements, curled up his lips, turned over on the couch, and lay down beside her unceremoniously, "Xu Hanwen is not a simple person."

Nonsense~Which simple person would commit crimes at the hands of Queen Mother Xi?Su Su rolled her eyes and ignored him.

"...But he is only a human being after all." It is impossible for a human being to escape the eyes of the world.

so what?Susu barely raised her eyelids, waiting for his next words.

Cen Biqing propped his chin sideways, looked at Susu and said: "He and Xu Jiaorong have been dependent on each other since childhood, the elder sister is like a mother, maybe he will listen to Xu Jiaorong's words."

Please speak more directly in the future... She is relatively slow, such a roundabout topic will damage her poor brain cells~

Susu buried her face in the soft brocade quilt, and asked in a muffled voice, "...when?"

Cen Biqing's deep eyes locked on her, and then moved away the moment she raised her head to look at each other: "Xu Jiaorong will leave tomorrow to go to Lingyin Temple to offer incense."

Tsk, tomorrow?In the end, he still didn't escape.

Susu glanced at him depressedly, and Qiqi Ai Ai asked the most distressing question: "Actually, I have no experience in seducing people."

Cen Biqing: "..."

Susu sat up and pointed her fingers, "You say, if I don't do anything, the possibility of waiting for Xu Xian to fall in love with me is less likely?"

Cen Biqing twitched, and said euphemistically: "I'm afraid it's... a little low..."

Su Su asked persistently: "Perhaps Xu Xian is used to eating fresh seafood, so he may fall in love with my porridge and side dishes if he is not careful! ... Maybe, he has a unique aesthetic... Didn't you say that, Song people?" Are they all bland in taste? Look at me, how bland I look!...What do you think, Xiaoqing?"

Xiaoqing thought about it: "...Maybe."

Susu immediately slumped her shoulders in discouragement, smashing the jar. "You're so weak, it's fine if you don't give me any advice, and you still hit me like this! I'm very disappointed! Anyway, I've decided, I'll just stay at his house and drag him to death. If he still doesn't meet the girl he likes by then , then marry me directly... If you don't agree, then you can do it yourself, don't worry, I will definitely not hinder you..."

"……what ever."

"Xiaoqing, tell me, if we are so conscientious, if we still fail, will the Queen Mother of the West still blame us?"

"...what do you say?"

"Don't ask me, how would I know?!"

"...Then I don't know either."

"how could you do this!"

"..."