me, the protagonist

The blond man didn't say anything, but the extras had already started to apologize to them: "Master, let's keep our voice down. Did I bother you, right, right—"

Seeing Sakura Yamabuki staring at them with wide eyes, he couldn't speak any more.

Unlike the introverted disciples, the blond man quickly glanced over the three of them, only pausing on Yamabuki Sakura for a while, and quickly handed out his business card with just the right enthusiasm:

"Is anyone troubled by this matter? If you don't mind, you can come to me to discuss it."

Sakura Yamabuki looked down at the business card.

The blond man's name is "Ling Huan Xinlong", and he seems to be running a full-time "spirit removal" firm by himself.

Gojo Wu and Xia Youjie looked at each other.

"In a sense, they are peers."

Unlike the magic world, which desperately conceals its existence, there are such people in society.

Claims to have a strong "inspiration" and can predict the future or expel evil spirits.Except for a very few people with real talents and real learning, most of them are bluffing liars.

Gojo Gojo threw the business card on the table with a glance.

Linghuan doesn't have any magic power on him, so he is a liar out of ten.The "dragon suit" sitting across from Linghuan is a bit interesting.

However, he seems to have been deceived by an adult. After realizing that his teacher does not have "spiritual ability", he will leave by himself.

who cares?

"No, thank you."

Xia Youjie didn't intend to have a deep conversation either.

Of course he could also see that Ling Huan was an ordinary person.

Gojo Satoru doesn't need him to worry about it, but he needs to remind Shanbuki not to be deceived.

Xia You put the business card on the table, and continued to order to call Yamabuki Sakura's attention:

"Yamabuki, we want some more—?"

It was completely dark and it was raining outside.

The speed of new customers entering the store slowed down, seeing Toru Amuro at the bar making an "OK" gesture, Sakura Yamabuki couldn't wait to sit opposite Shintaka Ninghuan.

She asked nervously and excitedly: "Is this strange story you said scary? How scary? Will it make me unable to sleep at night after listening to it?"

She lived alone, and she was too scared to move in the stairwell at night.

"..." Linghuan Xinlong showed a confident smile: "As long as my master Linghuan is around, there will be no ghosts!"

"Super beautiful girl."

The two people at the next table: "..."

Xia Youjie: Do you call yourself "Master"?

Gojo Satoru: No way, no way?No one really believes it, right?

"Really? Great!"

Sakura Yamabuki was moved by a reliable adult man, and a white rose bloomed from the decorative buds on the table: "Can you describe it in a very plain, not scary language at all? I'm curious!"

She widened her beautiful pink eyes, which were shining brightly.

The store was suddenly unbelievably quiet.

As if a hurricane with countless cherry blossom petals swept across the store, the decorative welcoming pine, tabletops, floors and even the shoulders of each customer were covered with soft cherry blossoms.

The refreshing fragrance hits the sky and covers the sky, the stars in the sky fall down, and the raindrops in the puddles return to the clouds.

The store seems to have dropped into Alice Wonderland, immersed in an uncanny atmosphere, completely hijacked by high-spirited teenage girls.

"No one can deny her request."

Under such a shock, when Linghuan came back to his senses and was about to answer, the two male high school students at the next table suddenly got up and sat down at this table.

Xia Youjie sat down beside Ling Huan, and said with a smile, "Actually, we want to hear it too."

Gojo Satoru pulled up a chair and sat beside him, wearing sunglasses and crossing Erlang's legs.He didn't speak, just raised his chin.

"speak."

Fortunately, he was handsome, and apart from being a bit in need of a beating, he looked quite imposing.

Of course, a mature social person, Ling Huan Xinlong, would not care about high school students.

He thought to himself that high school students are really attractive now, and he still had a nice smile on his face, talking nonchalantly.

There are many versions of "Mary's Phone" depending on the details, but it generally tells a story:

A little girl abandoned her doll.

After that, there was a rainy day, the adults all went out, and when the little girl was alone at home, the phone rang suddenly.

The little girl picked up the phone, but the other person hung up after saying only one sentence:

"I'm Miss Mary, and I'm at your door right now."

"...The girl thought it was a prank, so she ignored it, but soon the phone rang again."

"I'm Miss Mary, I'm coming in now."

The girl was a little nervous this time, she specially left the bedroom to check, the door was indeed locked well.

But the phone rings again:

"I'm Miss Mary, and I'm at your bedroom door."

"...The little girl looked at the bedroom door, it was also tightly closed." Linghuan said vividly: "But I don't know if it's an illusion, the girl always feels like someone is standing outside under the crack of the door."

"The girl's hand holding the phone receiver was sweating, and her heart was beating harder and harder. At this moment, the phone rang again."

"The girl picked up the phone and put it to her ear. The phone said—"

""I'm Miss Mary, and I'm behind you.""

"This is your meal, please slow—"

"!!"

Amuro came to deliver the food, just walked over and put the plate on the table.

Before he could finish his polite words, he saw Sakura Yamabuki, who had just been concentrating on what she was listening to, tremble suddenly, and then desperately burrowed under the table.

"what's the situation?"

Toru Amuro grabbed Sakura Yamabuki by the collar to prevent her from being rude in front of the guests.

Several people on the table stood up, retracted their legs, and even hid in the corner.

Such a beautiful girl, no one has the nerve to let her hide under his desk.

"Sanbuki, are you alright?"

Xia Youjie frowned, trying to comfort her.He saw that she was listening with great interest just now, and thought she was interested, but he didn't expect her to be so timid.

Feeling helpless for a moment, I don't know what to say.

Gojo Gojo laughed, and quickly took out his phone to record this precious scene.

Just after taking two pictures, they were blocked by ruthless iron hands.

Gojo Satoru looked up, Toru Amuro said, "I'm sorry for this customer, taking photos is not allowed in this shop."

Gojo Satoru groaned, and put the phone away unhappily.

At this time, Sakura Yamabuki poked her head out from under the table and asked, "Excuse me, are you done? Are there any more?"

Look at her posture, if she still wants to hear it.

Hide under the table and huddle up to listen.

Linghuan Xinlong: "...It's gone."

He dared not speak any more.

"Oh, all right then."

Sakura Yamabuki got out from under the table a little disappointed, and tidied up a little.

Toru Amuro reminded her before leaving: "Don't listen if you're really scared, be careful that someone takes pictures."

In addition to Gojo Satoru, although some customers left the store, there are still fans of Yamabuki Sakura, and she wants to maintain her idol image.

Sakura Yamabuki nodded gratefully.

In fact, this strange talk has been going on for a long time, and it can be seen from the time when it was still a home phone.

The incident in Yokohama this time started when someone kept receiving unknown calls on their mobile phones. The only difference was that the other end of the phone didn't say anything, and would hang up by itself after a few seconds.

And more than once, someone would call me over and over again.

More people received such calls, and this strange talk became popular again, and it was even trending before.

"It's dangerous for you to live in Yokohama," Linghuan Xinlong took out a leaflet and slapped it on the desktop, and began to introduce professionally:

"If you are afraid, I have a few despiritual packages here that you can take a look at."

In addition to the spirit... there is a fucking set meal?

The combination of familiar and unfamiliar nouns directly made the two super conjurers dumbfounded. Looking at the gaudy leaflet, they didn't know what to say.

A large line on the leaflet reads: "Experience the removal of spirits, dedicated to weakening the spirits possessing you"

Linghuan Xinlong didn't feel that the eyes of the people next to him were wrong, and he introduced his business incessantly:

"Trial package A can get rid of 20%, serious package B can get rid of 50%, full-strength package C can get rid of 99%.*"

"There is an event now, if you introduce friends, you can weaken it by 5% more, and there will be a price discount."

Linghuan glanced at the two DKs next to him with ulterior motives, and asked Yamabuki Sakura earnestly: "How about it, which set meal do you need... What are you pulling me for?"

The boy named Longtao talked about Linghuan, and looked at what Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu were talking about with his master.

Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu were completely speechless now.

For the first time, they knew that exorcism could be accurate to a percentage.

20.00% but tell them how to get rid of it?

Is the teeny head* (fourth-level spell spirit) left with its head or body on the client?

Besides, package C plus friend discount, it will be 104% exorcism.

What about the extra [-]%?Did the client post a piece of meat upside down?

Gojo Satoru felt that it would be a waste to listen to this liar exorcist for another second, so he stood up and was about to leave, but he heard Yamabuki Sakura say:

"Then I want set meal C!"

At this time, she seemed rich and powerful, and she didn't feel distressed anymore.He also came to invite friends: "Jie, would you like to come together, there are discounts!"

"Jie doesn't go, only fools buy this thing."

Gojo Wu glanced at the flyer, and said disdainfully: "I advise you not to buy this useless thing."

Linghuan Xinlong not only has a suit and leather shoes, but also has a business card and leaflets, and seems to have appeared on a TV show. In Yamabuki Sakura's heart, he is a completely reliable image of an adult.

Much more believable than an idle high school student.

So before Linghuan could speak, Yamabuki Sakura was reluctant, and said with disgust: "What do you know about exorcism?"

Gojo Satoru:? ? ?

He doesn't understand?

Does anyone know better than him? !

The author says:

* Anime original lines

(Wujo Wujo's First Experience in Life