After teasing the dog, he got fucked
Chapter 26
Gou Juanji firmly refuses to admit that he is broken in love.
After all, it has never been started, so why talk about falling in love?
He pushed away Panda, who was already in a melon-eating state, and rejected Maki's indifferent gossip.
At this moment, he just wants to go back to his dormitory, lie on the long-lost bed, and shut himself up for a while.
However, what Gou Juanji didn't know was that in the short ten minutes before he walked to the dormitory, the group chat had exploded.
[Pang Da is Fat Da: Huge news!Thorn completed the whole process of acquaintance-falling in love-breaking up in one month! 】
[Let me go back to China: ...Congratulations? 】
【Fu Hei: Senior Goujuan doesn't look like this kind of person. 】
[The spell is so expensive: I testify that it is true. 】
[Pang Da is Fat Da: Thorn admitted it! 】
[Fu Hei: Senior Goujuan, can you still say "wrong"? 】
[Pang Da is Pang Da: But he didn't say "wooden fish flower". 】
[Let me go back to China: Although I am a little skeptical, since Pan Da and Maki both said that, there must be some basis for it, right? 】
[Let me go back to China: So I think this is also possible. 】
[The curse tool is so expensive: You see, You Tai is very childish and can be taught. 】
[Let me go back to China: ... Well, Ruzi Kejiao seems to be using it incorrectly, right? 】
[The magic tool is expensive: nothing. 】
[Pang Da is Fat Da: Don't care about these details. 】
[Pang Da is Fat Da: Aren't you wondering who that person might be? 】
[Curse tools are expensive: I really want to see who can not like thorns. 】
[Pang Da is Fat Da: That is to say.Except for Youtai, Shuji has the best personality in the group.How can you not like him? 】
Just when Panda and Maki were singing together, the protagonist opened the door of the dormitory.
He drew the airtight curtains and lay down on the bed.
In the dormitory, only the mobile phone he threw on the pillow flickered.
Gou Juanji picked up his phone, and all he saw were gossips from his classmates.
He turned sideways, tapped the keyboard and began to reply.
[Fantuan Saigao: I'm not broken in love. 】
[Fantuan Saigao: I don't even have a relationship. 】
[Fantuan Saigao: She didn't even give me a chance to confess her love. 】
Seeing this, Pang Da scratched his head, and knocked twice on the door of Goujuuji's dormitory.
As he knocked, he was also thinking about the meaning of the words that the dog curled his hair in the group.
And Maki in the group replied to her own question as soon as she saw it.
[The spell is so expensive: Does she know you like her?Who is she? 】
[Fantuan Saigao: I don't know, but I think she knows. 】
Curly Thorn opened the door and let Pang Da enter his dormitory.
He motioned for the other party to take it easy, and at the same time replied in the group.
[Fantuan Saigao: I actually crossed the line myself. 】
crossed the line?There is only one possibility that such a word will be used.
Fu Heihui thought of a possibility.
But he failed to post this conjecture into the group.
Because his mobile phone was just taken by another person.
The white-haired man with a blindfold held a dessert spoon in his mouth, raised his legs, and flipped through today's chat records from beginning to end with his mobile phone.
"Oh, Ji also has someone he likes."
Gojo Satoru grabbed a handful of sugar cubes, first threw a few pieces into Fu Heihui's coffee, and then put the rest into his own cappuccino.
"The employer? I remember she was a beautiful woman."
As part of the mission information, the photo of Kokodo was also handed over to Gojo Satoru.
When he first saw this woman with exquisite makeup and a cold expression in the photo, Gojo Satoru felt that she looked familiar.
And there is no doubt that the beauty of the other party can be compared with oneself.
No matter who it is, once they see a beauty of this level, it is impossible not to leave any impression.
But Wujo Satoru still couldn't remember where he had seen her.
In the end, he could only convince himself that "all good-looking people are equally good-looking".
Apart from other things, judging from the appearance alone, it doesn't feel strange if it is this person.
But...the other party seems to be seven years older than Thorn, right?
Sibling love, no wonder the other party would refuse.
Just as Wujo Wutiao was about to reply with his mobile phone, Fu Heihui couldn't bear it and said, "That's my mobile phone."
"Yeah, wait a little longer."
Gojo Satoru responded casually, quickly entered the group nickname, and changed Fu Heihui's concise "Fu Hei" to "Smelly Face Little Sea Urchin Hui Keiko".
Then he used Fu Heihui's new nickname to post a sand sculpture emoji in the group.
After doing this, he returned the phone to Fu Heihui.
As soon as he got the phone, Fu Heihui first withdrew the emoticon package as quickly as possible, and then changed his group nickname back.
However, when he returned to the group chat, the first message he entered made him hold his forehead tiredly.
[Cosmic Invincible Thunderbolt Explosion Guy: Who took a screenshot just now?Send me a copy! 】
【Fat Da is Fat Da: Picture.jpg】
[Spells are expensive: Picture.jpg]
【Rice Ball Saigao: Picture.jpg】
When they were booing and raising seedlings, the second-year seniors who had even agreed on nicknames and arranged them in descending order also took action very neatly.
Seeing the "smelly-faced little sea urchin Keeko" with her own head on her head in the picture, Fu Heihui didn't know how many times she silently looked forward to Yi Gu Youtai's return home as soon as possible.
He picked up the black coffee and took a sip, completely forgetting the few cubes of sugar Gojo Satoru threw in just now.
In the sweetness that made people almost unable to open their eyes, Fu Heihui forcibly swallowed the supersaturated coffee solution with sugar, bringing the topic back on track.
[Fu Hei: So that person is the employer of Senior Gou Juan? 】
【Pang Da is Fat Da: Well, that's what Ji said. 】
[The magic tool is so expensive: it's easy to understand, right?That kind of woman knows that there is no shortage of people chasing after one look. 】
[Cosmic Invincible Thunderbolt Explosion Guy: But our spines are also very good. 】
[Cosmic Invincible Thunderbolt Explosion Handsome Guy: Thorn explains everything clearly first, and everyone will give you an idea together. 】
Seeing this, Fu Heihui had no choice but to raise his head and look at Gojo Satoru on the opposite side.
He asked sincerely, "Isn't it really a bad idea?"
The same question also appeared in the dog's heart.
But even if Wujo Satoru is unreliable, there are still other people's opinions that can be referred to.
Sitting at the table with Pan Da, he sorted out what he saw and heard in Yokohama, organized it into text and posted it in the group.
When he had just finished talking about what happened on the first day, Maki couldn't help but interject.
[The spell is so expensive: You are blinded by your beauty.No matter how you look at it, the girl named Yin was sent by her to test you, right? 】
[Fu Hei: Even in Yokohama, there should be few people who can casually pull out a gun. 】
[Cosmic Invincible Thunderbolt Explosion Handsome Guy: Huh?Didn't I say that?It seems to be written in the information that she is one of the five major cadres of the port mafia. 】
[Pang Da is Fat Da: Did Enlightenment say that?I don't remember. 】
[The magic tool is expensive: Did Wu ever say that?I don't remember. 】
[Fantuan Saigao: Did Enlightenment say that?I don't remember. 】
[Cosmic Invincible Thunderbolt Explosion Guy: Oh, it's not important, anyway, you all know now.Go on. 】
Gou Juanji told the following things one by one according to his words.
However, perhaps it was selfishness, he did not tell the fact that Miko Huming was the "Bai Ye You Meow" he wanted to meet.
He also remembered that she didn't seem to want to connect the two identities.
It wasn't until Gou Juanji finished talking about that night that everyone in the group came to their senses.
[The magic tool is so expensive: tell me again, what did you do? 】
[Let me go back to China: ... From this point of view, that lady has a good heart. 】
[Fu Hei: When encountering such a thing, it is more normal to refuse, right? 】
Even Pang Da, who was sitting next to the dog Curly Thorn, agreed: "At least now, it is certain that she is indeed a good person in this regard."
"Otherwise, she could have agreed to you and kicked you directly."
As an outsider, it's easier to sort out the brightest threads in this mess.
"Like mafia cadres or something, it should not be uncommon for lovers to come to your door."
Panda touched his chin.
"Since all her friends say that she likes Nian Xia, and you happen to meet the requirements, the only reason she disagrees is because you are not suitable."
If she doesn't care about Ji's future, of course she can do whatever she wants.
Anyway, it was just a few nights of fun.
With Mafia instincts, as her friend said, "she couldn't help but be moved."
and so……
Pang Da Lao patted the dog on the back with great relief: "At least it shows that in her eyes, you are different from those who are sent as playthings."
Kokodo also said something similar.
But it was much colder than what Panda said.
Gou Juanji thought of the phrase "you will never be included in these people" that she said against the light at that time, and felt that her hope became more and more bleak.
How can it be different from those people?
Are you going to be pushed out by her?
In comparison, he would rather not have this special treatment.
[Cosmic invincible thunderbolt guy: I understand the situation. 】
[Cosmic Invincible Thunderbolt Exploding Handsome Guy: The problem now is that Thorn is not sure what her attitude is, right? 】
[Cosmic Invincible Thunderbolt Explosion Guy: That's easy to solve. 】
Gojo Satoru finished typing the last bite of the chocolate cake.
[Cosmic Invincible Thunderbolt Explosion Guy: I will contact the port mafia and ask her if she wants to come to the High School of Conjuration to help teach spells. 】
Since the other party does not allow Suchi to stay in Yokohama, then find a reason that she cannot refuse and let her come to Tokyo.
Since Ji is the ideal type of Mikoto, as long as he can spend enough time together, is he afraid that he will not be able to catch up with others?
Gojo Satoru only felt that his plan was flawless.
He first opened up a new group chat, and brought Panda, Maki, and Huidu into it.
After changing the nickname of the small group to "Assist Squad", he returned to the large group to tell the dog to roll the thorns.
[Cosmic Invincible Thunderbolt Explosion Handsome Guy: Wait for me to set up a time with Principal Ye Moth, and then Thorn will be the person who knows her best to meet her. 】
[Cosmic Invincible Thunderbolt Explosion Handsome Guy: Of course, if Thorn succeeds in chasing her, please ask her if she wants to stay at the college to teach.Teaching is better than being a mafia. 】
[Cosmic Invincible Thunderbolt Exploding Handsome Guy: The last last, Thorn, come on! 】
The author says:
Now Gojo Satoru: Thorn, come on!
The next five enlightenments: spines, oil spills!
Other members of the assisting team: ...the face changes so quickly...
(Also, Wujo Wu, who only relies on mantra power to recognize people, is nothing, you deserve it for not being able to recognize my sister)
It's really fun to write mantras every day.
Immediately Gojo Satoru will be able to shoot himself in the foot.
Thinking about it this way makes me happier what's going on hhhhhhh
After all, it has never been started, so why talk about falling in love?
He pushed away Panda, who was already in a melon-eating state, and rejected Maki's indifferent gossip.
At this moment, he just wants to go back to his dormitory, lie on the long-lost bed, and shut himself up for a while.
However, what Gou Juanji didn't know was that in the short ten minutes before he walked to the dormitory, the group chat had exploded.
[Pang Da is Fat Da: Huge news!Thorn completed the whole process of acquaintance-falling in love-breaking up in one month! 】
[Let me go back to China: ...Congratulations? 】
【Fu Hei: Senior Goujuan doesn't look like this kind of person. 】
[The spell is so expensive: I testify that it is true. 】
[Pang Da is Fat Da: Thorn admitted it! 】
[Fu Hei: Senior Goujuan, can you still say "wrong"? 】
[Pang Da is Pang Da: But he didn't say "wooden fish flower". 】
[Let me go back to China: Although I am a little skeptical, since Pan Da and Maki both said that, there must be some basis for it, right? 】
[Let me go back to China: So I think this is also possible. 】
[The curse tool is so expensive: You see, You Tai is very childish and can be taught. 】
[Let me go back to China: ... Well, Ruzi Kejiao seems to be using it incorrectly, right? 】
[The magic tool is expensive: nothing. 】
[Pang Da is Fat Da: Don't care about these details. 】
[Pang Da is Fat Da: Aren't you wondering who that person might be? 】
[Curse tools are expensive: I really want to see who can not like thorns. 】
[Pang Da is Fat Da: That is to say.Except for Youtai, Shuji has the best personality in the group.How can you not like him? 】
Just when Panda and Maki were singing together, the protagonist opened the door of the dormitory.
He drew the airtight curtains and lay down on the bed.
In the dormitory, only the mobile phone he threw on the pillow flickered.
Gou Juanji picked up his phone, and all he saw were gossips from his classmates.
He turned sideways, tapped the keyboard and began to reply.
[Fantuan Saigao: I'm not broken in love. 】
[Fantuan Saigao: I don't even have a relationship. 】
[Fantuan Saigao: She didn't even give me a chance to confess her love. 】
Seeing this, Pang Da scratched his head, and knocked twice on the door of Goujuuji's dormitory.
As he knocked, he was also thinking about the meaning of the words that the dog curled his hair in the group.
And Maki in the group replied to her own question as soon as she saw it.
[The spell is so expensive: Does she know you like her?Who is she? 】
[Fantuan Saigao: I don't know, but I think she knows. 】
Curly Thorn opened the door and let Pang Da enter his dormitory.
He motioned for the other party to take it easy, and at the same time replied in the group.
[Fantuan Saigao: I actually crossed the line myself. 】
crossed the line?There is only one possibility that such a word will be used.
Fu Heihui thought of a possibility.
But he failed to post this conjecture into the group.
Because his mobile phone was just taken by another person.
The white-haired man with a blindfold held a dessert spoon in his mouth, raised his legs, and flipped through today's chat records from beginning to end with his mobile phone.
"Oh, Ji also has someone he likes."
Gojo Satoru grabbed a handful of sugar cubes, first threw a few pieces into Fu Heihui's coffee, and then put the rest into his own cappuccino.
"The employer? I remember she was a beautiful woman."
As part of the mission information, the photo of Kokodo was also handed over to Gojo Satoru.
When he first saw this woman with exquisite makeup and a cold expression in the photo, Gojo Satoru felt that she looked familiar.
And there is no doubt that the beauty of the other party can be compared with oneself.
No matter who it is, once they see a beauty of this level, it is impossible not to leave any impression.
But Wujo Satoru still couldn't remember where he had seen her.
In the end, he could only convince himself that "all good-looking people are equally good-looking".
Apart from other things, judging from the appearance alone, it doesn't feel strange if it is this person.
But...the other party seems to be seven years older than Thorn, right?
Sibling love, no wonder the other party would refuse.
Just as Wujo Wutiao was about to reply with his mobile phone, Fu Heihui couldn't bear it and said, "That's my mobile phone."
"Yeah, wait a little longer."
Gojo Satoru responded casually, quickly entered the group nickname, and changed Fu Heihui's concise "Fu Hei" to "Smelly Face Little Sea Urchin Hui Keiko".
Then he used Fu Heihui's new nickname to post a sand sculpture emoji in the group.
After doing this, he returned the phone to Fu Heihui.
As soon as he got the phone, Fu Heihui first withdrew the emoticon package as quickly as possible, and then changed his group nickname back.
However, when he returned to the group chat, the first message he entered made him hold his forehead tiredly.
[Cosmic Invincible Thunderbolt Explosion Guy: Who took a screenshot just now?Send me a copy! 】
【Fat Da is Fat Da: Picture.jpg】
[Spells are expensive: Picture.jpg]
【Rice Ball Saigao: Picture.jpg】
When they were booing and raising seedlings, the second-year seniors who had even agreed on nicknames and arranged them in descending order also took action very neatly.
Seeing the "smelly-faced little sea urchin Keeko" with her own head on her head in the picture, Fu Heihui didn't know how many times she silently looked forward to Yi Gu Youtai's return home as soon as possible.
He picked up the black coffee and took a sip, completely forgetting the few cubes of sugar Gojo Satoru threw in just now.
In the sweetness that made people almost unable to open their eyes, Fu Heihui forcibly swallowed the supersaturated coffee solution with sugar, bringing the topic back on track.
[Fu Hei: So that person is the employer of Senior Gou Juan? 】
【Pang Da is Fat Da: Well, that's what Ji said. 】
[The magic tool is so expensive: it's easy to understand, right?That kind of woman knows that there is no shortage of people chasing after one look. 】
[Cosmic Invincible Thunderbolt Explosion Guy: But our spines are also very good. 】
[Cosmic Invincible Thunderbolt Explosion Handsome Guy: Thorn explains everything clearly first, and everyone will give you an idea together. 】
Seeing this, Fu Heihui had no choice but to raise his head and look at Gojo Satoru on the opposite side.
He asked sincerely, "Isn't it really a bad idea?"
The same question also appeared in the dog's heart.
But even if Wujo Satoru is unreliable, there are still other people's opinions that can be referred to.
Sitting at the table with Pan Da, he sorted out what he saw and heard in Yokohama, organized it into text and posted it in the group.
When he had just finished talking about what happened on the first day, Maki couldn't help but interject.
[The spell is so expensive: You are blinded by your beauty.No matter how you look at it, the girl named Yin was sent by her to test you, right? 】
[Fu Hei: Even in Yokohama, there should be few people who can casually pull out a gun. 】
[Cosmic Invincible Thunderbolt Explosion Handsome Guy: Huh?Didn't I say that?It seems to be written in the information that she is one of the five major cadres of the port mafia. 】
[Pang Da is Fat Da: Did Enlightenment say that?I don't remember. 】
[The magic tool is expensive: Did Wu ever say that?I don't remember. 】
[Fantuan Saigao: Did Enlightenment say that?I don't remember. 】
[Cosmic Invincible Thunderbolt Explosion Guy: Oh, it's not important, anyway, you all know now.Go on. 】
Gou Juanji told the following things one by one according to his words.
However, perhaps it was selfishness, he did not tell the fact that Miko Huming was the "Bai Ye You Meow" he wanted to meet.
He also remembered that she didn't seem to want to connect the two identities.
It wasn't until Gou Juanji finished talking about that night that everyone in the group came to their senses.
[The magic tool is so expensive: tell me again, what did you do? 】
[Let me go back to China: ... From this point of view, that lady has a good heart. 】
[Fu Hei: When encountering such a thing, it is more normal to refuse, right? 】
Even Pang Da, who was sitting next to the dog Curly Thorn, agreed: "At least now, it is certain that she is indeed a good person in this regard."
"Otherwise, she could have agreed to you and kicked you directly."
As an outsider, it's easier to sort out the brightest threads in this mess.
"Like mafia cadres or something, it should not be uncommon for lovers to come to your door."
Panda touched his chin.
"Since all her friends say that she likes Nian Xia, and you happen to meet the requirements, the only reason she disagrees is because you are not suitable."
If she doesn't care about Ji's future, of course she can do whatever she wants.
Anyway, it was just a few nights of fun.
With Mafia instincts, as her friend said, "she couldn't help but be moved."
and so……
Pang Da Lao patted the dog on the back with great relief: "At least it shows that in her eyes, you are different from those who are sent as playthings."
Kokodo also said something similar.
But it was much colder than what Panda said.
Gou Juanji thought of the phrase "you will never be included in these people" that she said against the light at that time, and felt that her hope became more and more bleak.
How can it be different from those people?
Are you going to be pushed out by her?
In comparison, he would rather not have this special treatment.
[Cosmic invincible thunderbolt guy: I understand the situation. 】
[Cosmic Invincible Thunderbolt Exploding Handsome Guy: The problem now is that Thorn is not sure what her attitude is, right? 】
[Cosmic Invincible Thunderbolt Explosion Guy: That's easy to solve. 】
Gojo Satoru finished typing the last bite of the chocolate cake.
[Cosmic Invincible Thunderbolt Explosion Guy: I will contact the port mafia and ask her if she wants to come to the High School of Conjuration to help teach spells. 】
Since the other party does not allow Suchi to stay in Yokohama, then find a reason that she cannot refuse and let her come to Tokyo.
Since Ji is the ideal type of Mikoto, as long as he can spend enough time together, is he afraid that he will not be able to catch up with others?
Gojo Satoru only felt that his plan was flawless.
He first opened up a new group chat, and brought Panda, Maki, and Huidu into it.
After changing the nickname of the small group to "Assist Squad", he returned to the large group to tell the dog to roll the thorns.
[Cosmic Invincible Thunderbolt Explosion Handsome Guy: Wait for me to set up a time with Principal Ye Moth, and then Thorn will be the person who knows her best to meet her. 】
[Cosmic Invincible Thunderbolt Explosion Handsome Guy: Of course, if Thorn succeeds in chasing her, please ask her if she wants to stay at the college to teach.Teaching is better than being a mafia. 】
[Cosmic Invincible Thunderbolt Exploding Handsome Guy: The last last, Thorn, come on! 】
The author says:
Now Gojo Satoru: Thorn, come on!
The next five enlightenments: spines, oil spills!
Other members of the assisting team: ...the face changes so quickly...
(Also, Wujo Wu, who only relies on mantra power to recognize people, is nothing, you deserve it for not being able to recognize my sister)
It's really fun to write mantras every day.
Immediately Gojo Satoru will be able to shoot himself in the foot.
Thinking about it this way makes me happier what's going on hhhhhhh
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