When Miss Port Mafia enters the escape game

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There is no doubt that this weird proposal was knocked out by Nakahara Chuya with a punch.

"Is Zhong also jealous of me? Jealous that I can get close to beautiful girls." Osamu Dazai touched the bag on his head, still continuing to die.

"Are you sick? What is there to be jealous about?" Nakahara Nakaya has been single so far, and it is not entirely without his own reasons. "The time spent in contact with girls can accomplish a lot of work."

"Nakaya, why did you hit me?" Osamu Dazai blinked, showing a meaningful smile, "Are you also jealous of this girl? Are you jealous?"

Zhongya Zhongyuan: "???"

Nakahara Chuya: "I didn't use much force just now, did I? Why did your brain break down?"

"If it wasn't for this reason, why did you beat me, Chuya?" Osamu Dazai didn't feel that his previous behavior was an act of death.

Zhong Yuanzhong also rolled his eyes, and his tone was taken for granted: "Am I just watching you play hooligans? It's too much for a girl to do such a disrespectful thing without knowing it."

"But." Osamu Dazai also had his own reasons, "When the king kissed the princess in the fairy tale, he never asked the princess's opinion."

Zhong Yuanzhong also heard his words, inexplicably felt that it made sense, but: "Even in that case, the one on the bed is indeed the legendary Princess Sleeping Beauty, but are you a prince?

"Which country will let its weak heir go to slay the dragon?"

Zhongyuanzhong is also very well-founded.

"Who knows?" Osamu Dazai shrugged with a smile, "Because of love. Because I fell in love with the petite and charming princess, so even if I know the road ahead is difficult, I still want to be a little knight, hoping to wait for the favor of the goddess of fate one day." , and finally became the hero of Her Highness the Princess."

"...don't disgust me, thank you." Now Osamu Dazai and Nakahara Nakaya are standing separately on both sides of the bed, in order not to destroy the things on the bed, Nakahara Nakaya can only let Dazai Osamu this time.

Zhong Yuanzhong also rummaged around on his side, trying to find a more reliable method to wake up the princess on the bed, but unfortunately, he found nothing.

He raised his head and looked in the direction of Osamu Dazai. Before he could speak, Osamu Dazai understood what he meant: "Unfortunately, I don't have any clues here either."

"So the only way we know now is to wake people up with a kiss?" Nakahara Chuya stared, feeling a little annoyed, but after all there was no other way, he looked at Osamu Dazai and said, "Then try it."

"Try what?" Osamu Dazai seemed not to understand his tone, but his smile was a bit ugly.

"Try kissing." Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at him inexplicably, "It's not the first time you've done this kind of thing with a girl, you won't be shy, will you?"

"So, Chuya, do you want me to kiss a strange girl directly?" Osamu Dazai emphasized the pronunciation of the words kiss and strange.

"Huh? Isn't this the plan you came up with yourself?" Nakahara also felt that Osamu Dazai was getting more and more confused.

"No." Osamu Dazai flatly refused, "I don't want to now, I don't want to listen to slugs."

He is like a child who suddenly becomes self-willed.

"What are you doing? Why don't you want to?" Zhongyuan Zhong also looked speechless, "Didn't you still think he was beautiful before?"

"Don't you also think that it looks good? Why don't you try it yourself?" Osamu Dazai suddenly started the quarrel mode of elementary school students, "Didn't you think it was rude for me to do it just now?"

"It's not impossible for me to do it." Zhongyuan Zhong also began to think seriously, "But I am also a princess, right? Is there a setting where a princess can kiss a princess to wake her up?"

Hearing Chuya Nakahara's words, Osamu Dazai was stunned for a moment.Although Nakahara Chuya has basically accepted the super troublesome skirt after this journey, but based on Dazai Osamu's understanding of Nakahara Chuya, Nakahara Chuya will never admit that he is a "princess" in his next life.

Thinking back carefully, when Zhong Yuanzhong also suddenly and abnormally said that he was asked to kiss the person on the bed, it seemed that something was wrong with him.

Zhongyuan Zhongye is not a person who is easy to contradict what he says. What's more, as a good mafia who will help the old lady cross the road, Zhongyuan Zhongye's principles will not allow him to make such suggestions.

Now it seems that the Central Plains in front of him is completely wrong, and where did this wrong start?

It seems that when they started searching the bedside for clues that could wake the princess up, things got a little weirder.

Ah, by the way, obviously he and Chuya have always stood in the same direction.

"Maybe it's useful? Anyway, I won't do it. The more Spring Slug asks me, the less I will do it."

Osamu Dazai thought for a while, showing a typical rogue-style rogue, and at the same time he also walked in the direction of Chuya Nakahara.

Walking to Chuya Nakahara, Osamu Dazai originally wanted to touch the other person's cheek, but he thought of the possibility that this person might not be Chuya Nakahara at all, so he stopped.

He wanted to punch the opponent directly, but thought that the opponent might be Nakahara Chuya, and he couldn't harden himself.After all, it would be very painful for Zhongyuan Zhong to fight back.

In the end, he just avoided it, tapped the other person's forehead, and quickly withdrew his hand.

This click is enough, after being touched by Osamu Dazai, "Nakahara Chuya" immediately turned into a black shadow exactly like what Osamu Dazai saw in the mirror, and the black mist covering the opponent's appearance also quickly Disperse, revealing the face of the other party.

It was a handsome man with smoky purple eyes.

"Wow, it's actually a man." Osamu Dazai said in a disgusted tone, "It's fine if he's not a beautiful lady, but he's still a man taller than a slug."

Talking to divert the other party's attention, Dazai Osamu was also observing the room, he had already touched the other party's disguise, but Nakahara Chu hadn't appeared either.

fantasy?But it shouldn't be, this kind of non-physical ability should be invalid for him.

"You can't get rid of the illusion in yourself now." After Osamu Dazai took his hand away, the black mist enveloped the man again, he saw Osamu Dazai's intention, and said mockingly.

"Illusion?" Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows, and then his eyes moved, "Is it the effect of these flowers?"

Then it is not difficult to explain, his disqualification in the world is only effective for supernatural powers, such as poisonous plants, naturally it will not have any effect.

Just like the poisonous mushrooms he ate before, he could only wait for the effect to pass.

"Your Excellency has been hiding in the shadows and following us, right?" Osamu Dazai quickly recovered his composure, always holding the script with his hands, "I felt before that some shadows were very strange."

"Well, I followed, and then? Have you ever hit me?" Soi Ying answered very simply.

"Fighting and killing are what barbarians do. I'm a pacifist." Osamu Dazai said without guilt, "You have been following us, you must have asked us for help? Let me think about it, in this castle There was nothing to be concerned about, except the princess on the bed.

"You know the way to wake up the princess, and the method is very simple, just like the well-known fairy tales, all you need is a kiss from the prince.

"And I happen to be a prince, so you insisted that I kiss her.

"Aiya, speaking of which, the black little dwarf is really real. I have told the truth so clearly that he doesn't even believe it."

"Okay, let's get back to the point." Osamu Dazai smiled at the black shadow with obvious malice, "It's so pitiful. I can only hope for the help of others, and even watch others kiss my lover with my own eyes, but But I can only hide in the shadows."

"It's so pitiful." Dazai Osamu repeated, paused, and continued, with no emotion in his tone, "Cowards don't deserve love."

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