When Miss Port Mafia enters the escape game

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"What are you wearing, Chuya?" The 16-year-old Osamu Dazai looked disgusted, he rushed to Chuya Nakahara, and made fun of himself without hesitation.

"It's just ordinary clothes." The 16-year-old Zhong Yuan frowned, he obviously didn't get the point of his partner's inexplicable attack, "It's not like you didn't see me wearing it."

"Ah, that might be too hot on the eyes, so I'll delete it from my memory." The young Osamu Dazai clicked his tongue twice.

The boy Zhong Yuanzhong also exploded in an instant: "Ha, are you still proud of your aesthetics that hasn't changed a set of clothes for a hundred years? And those bandages, why don't you just live there if you want to become a mummy so much? Inside the pyramids in Egypt? Oh, I know, you can't afford it."

While the two 16-year-olds, still full of impulsiveness and vigor, bickered energetically, the two 22-year-old mature adults also started their conversation.

Nakahara took a look at Osamu Dazai's clothes first: "You didn't choose this clothes, did you?"

"Well, it's suitable for Chuya." Dazai Osamu answered with a smile, "Is it the way Chuya likes it?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Should I match clothes with styles I don't like?" Nakahara didn't accept Dazai Osamu's teasing at all, and continued the topic he cared about very straightly, "Even if you met, 16 I was shopping when I was [-] years old, and I don't think I would take you to buy a new set of clothes so directly."

Osamu Dazai is used to it, he calmly took over the topic of Chuya Nakahara, not disappointed: "Ah, this, there is a little accident..."

Nakahara listened quietly to Osamu Dazai's narration, and concluded: "In short, it was because you were in mid-air when you came to this world, and you didn't react for a while, so you fell into the river?"

Regarding Osamu Dazai's statement, Nakahara didn't really believe it: "If you say that you fell into the river and found that the river is very clear and suitable for jumping into the river, the credibility is even higher."

"I'm telling the truth, Chuya." Osamu Dazai also knew that Nakahara Chuya would not just believe in such an accident, because he had really done the kind of thing that Nakahara Chuya said too many times, " I don't need to lie about this kind of thing, didn't you, Chuya, not be in the sky when you came here?"

Hearing Dazai Osamu mention this, Nakahara Chuya's expression changed subtly. He fell silent and briefly stated his first experience of coming to this world.

After Osamu Dazai listened, the expression management on his face gradually lost control.

When he heard that Nakahara Chuya gave the 16-year-old himself a chance to be hugged by a princess, the corners of his raised lips drooped a little.

When he heard the 16-year-old himself outputting a meal to Zhong Yuanzhong, his gentle expression gradually became stiff.

As his 16-year-old self spoke about gems, his expression cracked a little.

Osamu Dazai: Take the book and go to her. After killing her, she will be gone. He can't do anything. He needs to calm down.

Nakahara didn't take Dazai Osamu's change of expression to heart either. After finishing the summary of the previous story, he continued to bring up the business: "Have you also received the main task? Is it also gem trading and finding the mysterious crystal?"

Osamu Dazai had always paid attention to Chuya Nakahara's words, and when he heard this, he agreed with a "huh".

"That's good. After listening to what I just told you, do you have any thoughts?" Nakahara Zhongya continued to talk about business.

"Based on the information we have so far, your handling methods are basically the best you can do." Previously, because he was worried that his 16-year-old self would be caught off guard by some coquettish manipulations, Osamu Dazai listened carefully all the time, " For the rest of the arrangement, the results will not be known until the people who have been placed come back."

They chatted a few more words and saw that the two teenagers next to them were still arguing. The 22-year-old Nakahara Chuya and Dazai Osamu were a little dazed. Are they so energetic at this age?

Osamu Dazai stepped forward, and seemed to be reconciling and said: "At this time, it's almost time for dinner, thank you for buying me clothes, Chuya, may I treat you to dinner?

"The two of you are standing together. It seems a bit confusing if I both call you Chuya. Can I call you Chuya-chan?"

The young Nakahara Naka was also shocked by this overly intimate and nasty address, and even the adult Nakahara Naka next to him was shocked by this appellation, and looked at Osamu Dazai with complicated eyes.

But after thinking about the special situation at present, coupled with the deliberate guidance of Osamu Dazai, the young Nakahara Chuya didn't think of the titles "Chuya-kun" and "Nakahara-san" for a while, and the adult Nakahara Nakahara because of being with Dazai To rule the current complicated relationship, I didn't think of this.

Therefore, the young Zhongyuan Zhong finally accepted the title with some uncertainty: "It should be, yes."

As he said that, he also glanced at his adult body, and seeing that the other party did not object, he nodded and confirmed the general: "Well, yes."

Anyway, for the grown-up Osamu Dazai, his perception is still very good, and it's okay to call him a little more intimate.

The young Dazai Osamu's expression froze, and he glanced at his adult body with some horror, always feeling that this guy had a strange attitude towards Chuya Nakahara.But no matter where it was weird, this guy's behavior just now made him unhappy.

Unlike the slow Zhongyuanzhong, he was aware of this guy's hostility towards him almost immediately.

Although I don't know why his adult body is targeting him, but coincidentally, he just doesn't like him very much either.

"I don't dare to agree with this title." The young Dazai Osamu satirized himself mercilessly, "You are me too, I don't want people to think that I am a strange uncle when I grow up, you will never think that you brought me No one can recognize you without glasses, right?"

"No." The adult Osamu Dazai obviously has a higher rank, "It seems that Chuya and I have a good relationship, and no one will misunderstand it.

"Also, if it's compared with a gloomy and weird kid, I think others might not recognize it."

Saying that, Osamu Dazai, who is now about 1.8 meters tall, glanced down at his juvenile body.

"They...why do they scold themselves? Although they are right..." The young man was also a little at a loss, he really couldn't understand this kind of operation that hurt the enemy one thousand and self-defeating eight hundred.

"Probably because... he is Osamu Dazai." Even adults don't understand this operation, but he still knows the answer to this question.

The teenager also thought about it, and he felt that this answer was very reasonable.

"Your hat is not bad." After a moment of silence between the two, the adult also spoke first, "Is it from the handmade hat shop in the commercial street?"

"You also know this store?" The young man also heard this topic, and instantly felt relieved, "Yes, it's from that store. The top hats in this store are really beautiful. If there wasn't an accident on the way, I would Will have a good time there."

"It's okay, you will have a lot of time to go shopping in the future." Nakahara Zhong also comforted him, and answered his question sideways, "The store is still open six years later, and the business is good.

"However, I also went to look at it when the store was just opened, but I didn't find your top."

"Maybe there is a time difference. It took me a lot of time to fish him out of the river." The young man also guessed.

"Then this guy is rare to be useful sometimes." The adult also commented, "He caused you a lot of trouble afterwards, right?"

"No, he is very cooperative with my actions." Among the teenagers, Osamu Dazai was used to being an old mother, and he didn't feel anything wrong with what the adult said. He comforted the other party in turn, "Your hat Also very good."

"Thank you, this hat also belongs to that store." The adult Nakahara Nakaya nodded reservedly, "You can go and see it in the summer after."

After chatting for a while, the young man also felt that the aesthetic, temperament, and personality of the grown-up self were very suitable for him. The only regret was...

The teenager also looked at the height difference between the future him and the present him, and sighed.

The grown-up also knew why he sighed, pursed his lips, and said shyly, "I'm still growing."

He is only 22 years old, and he can still grow when he is 25 years old.

The teenager also nodded in approval.

"Give up, it's impossible." The young Osamu Dazai just finished a wave of mutual harm with adults, saw this scene, and said mercilessly, "Generally speaking, after the age of 20, the height growth is very fast. It's difficult."

Hearing these words, the adult Osamu Dazai covered his face while the two Central Plains were instantly angry.

Facing this wave, he really didn't know what expression to show. On the one hand, he gloated that the young man's body was so deadly that he ruined the goodwill of the two Zhongye at once, and on the other hand, he was hurt by the other party's self-injury. Saddened by Di Wubai's actions.

But the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up, especially after seeing the boy Dazai Osamu was finally beaten up by the unbearable boy Zhong.

Faced with Nakahara Chuya who was blown up, Osamu Dazai always has countless ways to appease him, just like an experienced shit shoveler who provokes his own cat owner every day, but still has a way to suck the cat.

The young Dazai Osamu casually said a few more important business matters, and diverted the attention of the two Chuyas.

The adult Osamu Dazai, who was watching this scene beside him, had mixed feelings: Chuya... too easy to deceive, too easy to coax.

But after thinking about it, if Zhongyuan Zhong is not so easy to deceive and so easy to coax, it is very likely that he will be greeted by a literary genre that is very popular at the moment-chasing wives and crematoriums.

Seeing that the incident just now has passed, the young Osamu Dazai also showed a sweet smile to the adult, with his immature face, he looks like a little angel:

"Speaking of which, if both of you are named Dazai, it would be inconvenient for you to call me Brother Chuya, right?

"You might as well call me to treat it."

"Cough, cough, cough." The adult Osamu Dazai choked on his own saliva, he never thought that his juvenile body could be so shameless.

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Dazai Dazai: Come on, break your head