Sand sculpture apprentice dressed as black heart lotus

"If you have something to say, just say it. I've always treated you as my own sister. What can't I say?"

Thinking about it, Xiao Liuli felt that it was the same, so she wandered around for a while.After making sure that there was really no one else around, he pulled Xu Muyan mysteriously and said.

"Brother, let me tell you in secret. Yesterday, a disciple went down the mountain to buy some interesting things at the market in the world. They said it was the most popular in the world, but I couldn't understand it. I was afraid that Master would find out Now, can I let you go for a few days?"

When Xu Muyan heard the girl's tone, she felt that there must be something good, so she immediately slapped her face hard and was ready to refuse.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Liuli started to stalk him, tugging at his sleeve, begging him for a favor.

He also said that there will be a reward in the future.

Xu Muyan thought about it, and having multiple friends was not a bad thing, so he proposed to see what things needed to be kept first.

Unexpectedly, as soon as Xiao Liuli was taken out, Xu Muyan was completely dumbfounded.

A yellow leather book, with four large characters "Heaven and Earth" written on the front, opened the first page, and there was a picture of two people with their necks wrapped around their necks.

Xu Muyan hurriedly closed the book, waved his hands again and again and said, "No, no! As a decent disciple of a famous school, how can he read this kind of book? Take it away quickly, I can't read it!"

"Brother Xu, please do me a favor, just help me this time? Please, this book is not what you imagined, there are not many illustrations in it, it is full of dense words... Brother, good brother, please, If my master finds out that I'm a girl, watching this kind of thing in private, the master will definitely beat me to death."

As Xiao Liuli was talking, she began to clenched her fists and wiped her tears, and said sobbingly: "I have always treated you as my own brother since I was a child, and I have never asked my senior brother for anything. Didn't I just ask my senior brother to help me keep the money?" day, but the senior brother refused to do even such a small favor..."

Xu Muyan reprimanded lightly with a straight face: "You also know that you are a girl? How old are you this year, and you only watch this kind of stuff?"

"I'm fifteen this year, other disciples can read it, why can't I? As long as the mind is clean, everything is clean!"

Xu Muyan: "Even if you say that a flower blooms today, I won't help you."

"Since Senior Brother is so unfeeling, then I won't be polite."

Xiao Liuli changed her face faster than turning the pages of a book, she shed tears, and said with a red nose, "I'll tell Master Yu right now that you used to steal his clothes and pretended to be Master Yu, went to find Senior Brother Tan, and hugged him from behind. Go... ummmmm."

"Hush! Okay, I'll keep it for you for a few days! Keep your voice down, don't talk nonsense in front of my master!"

Xu Muyan was terrified, God knows if the original owner was a bad guy, how could he let Xiao Liuli know about this kind of thing.

After finally fooling people away, Xu Muyan held a small cup in one hand and a book in the other.

After much deliberation, I decided to deal with this small cup of rock sugar pear soup first.

Unexpectedly, Mr. Chongming was so kind to the little widow, and even thoughtfully asked someone to bring soup.

Xu Muyan had been coughing for several days, and it was better during the day, but at night he almost coughed up his lungs.

No one said that a whole bit of rock sugar Sydney would moisten his lungs.

Xu Muyan wandered around for a while, seeing that there was no one around, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and an evil thought suddenly arose.

The little widow bullied him so much, he should show the little widow some color.

Simply taking advantage of the fact that the little widow was still resting, Xu Muyan quietly opened the small cup, and the sweet pear fragrance was tangy to the nostrils.

His throat constricted violently, and he really didn't dare to drink secretly.

Then he took off his belt and urinated in without anyone noticing.

He didn't dare to pee too much, so he made a little bit, and took advantage of the opportunity to rinse his baby in it.

As soon as he thought that the little widow drank this pear soup with ingredients without knowing it, Xu Muyan only felt in a good mood, and the haze above his head seemed to dissipate.

Thinking about it, the little widow had to sleep for a while.

Xu Muyan put the small cup on the stone steps, and sat beside him, flipping through Xiao Liuli's book.

Turning to the second page, it really is densely packed with words.

When Xu Muyan was alive, he was not good at reading, and when he read such densely packed books, he suddenly felt a headache.

But being idle is also being idle, so I read on biting the bullet.

The more he looked at it, the more flushed his face became, and the more he looked at it, the more his blood spurted.

Damn it, the content in this book is actually very bold and unrestrained. It tells about the grievances and hatred between a famous Taoist orthodox man and a male cultivator of the Hehuan Sect.

There is no plot, anyway, starting from the second page, the book is full of unspeakable content.What's even more fucking coincidental is that the male cultivator of the Hehuan Sect is named Yulang.

Rounding off a name with Little Widow!

So much so that Xu Muyan looked at it and substituted the little widow into it by mistake.

For example, this passage: Yulang took the fairy lord's treasure last night, and when he woke up in the morning, he was kneeling on the couch, just like the prostitute in the Goulan courtyard, with her legs spread out for men to see.

A red rope as thick as a little finger was wrapped around her body, and her hands were tied together. Because she couldn't bear the pain, she wept softly, with tears streaming down her face, and she called out in multiple voices: "Master Immortal Master, please forgive me, this concubine will never dare again!" Already!"

The Immortal Master looked better than Pan An, pinched Yulang's chin from behind, looked at his embarrassment wantonly, and said with a sneer, "The bitch can't bear the pain anymore? Didn't you scream very happily last night?"

……

Xu Muyan's scalp felt numb, and he quickly turned a few pages back, and saw another paragraph:

Yulang knelt on the ground without a trace, with bright red palm marks on his cheeks. Under the persecution of the fairy master, he tremblingly grabbed the jade on the ground, and in front of all the immortals present...

Stop it, stop it!

Can't look any further!

Xu Muyan blushed when he saw that.

She thought to herself, I can't see it, Xiao Liuli actually peeps at such messy things on weekdays.

But looking at the pages of this book, it is still very new. I think Xiao Liuli hasn't read it yet, but just snatched it from his disciples and flipped through it for fun.

After all, Xiao Liuli's IQ is only that high, and even if she reads it, she probably doesn't understand it very well.

Xu Muyan's heart was pounding wildly, and he felt that keeping this thing was a disaster, and he had to get rid of it quickly.

Unexpectedly, he heard the sound of the palace door opening from the inside, and he was so frightened that he quickly hid the book in his arms.

Yu Lisheng's voice floated out from the hall: "Get out."

Xu Muyan bent down and picked up the small cup, took a deep breath, walked up the steps three times in two steps, and walked into the hall.

As soon as he entered the palace gate, Xu Muyan said: "Master, uncle asked Xiao Liuli to bring Sydney pear soup, saying that it is for master to relieve cough, master, drink it while it's hot!"

With a sincere face, Xu Muyan handed the small cup to Yulisheng, and said with a smile, "Master, please drink."

Unexpectedly, Yu Lisheng didn't answer, but stared at Xu Muyan with interest.

Just staring like this made Xu Muyan's hair stand on end, and he always had the illusion of blatantly running naked on the street.

So much so that Xu Muyan's teeth were chattering, and he held back so that he would not lose his composure on the spot.

"What did you just say? You say it again?"

"The apprentice just said, please use the soup, Master."

"Use the soup...bring it."

Slowly, the little widow raised her hand to take the small cup. His movements were very elegant, and his manner was impeccably upright. With his slender fingers, he pinched the lid of the small cup and lifted it up.

The aroma of the sweet rock sugar pears in the small cup overflowed immediately.

Xu Muyan thought fearfully, fortunately he was cautious and didn't dare to urinate too much in it, otherwise the little widow would sniff it out.

Even so, Xu Muyan was still very nervous, afraid that he would be exposed, so he quickly put on a low-browed and pleasing appearance, and stood obediently aside.

Beads of sweat rolled down the temple hair.

He didn't bother to raise his hand to wipe his sweat, he kept staring at the little widow from the corner of his eyes, and shouted frantically in his heart: drink, drink, drink the little widow to death!

I saw with my own eyes that the little widow picked up the small cup and slowly pressed it to her lips, making a gesture of wanting to drink soup.

Just when Xu Muyan thought that the little widow was about to fall into his trap, the little widow suddenly paused.

Suddenly, he flicked the lid of the small cup with his fingers, and flew straight towards Xu Muyan's face.

Xu Muyan reacted almost subconsciously, and quickly turned his head away.

The cover was made of ceramic, and when it hit the pillar behind it, it immediately shattered into debris.

Xu Muyan's heart skipped a beat, but he still hadn't realized what happened.Just then Yu Lisheng sneered: "Who allowed you to avoid it? Huh?" Jiao Tang Tuan Dui Jia Zhengli

"I...I..." The sweat on Xu Muyan's head became denser, his face turned pale, he tightened his robe with his fingers, and lowered his head, "I just reacted subconsciously...I...I was wrong, Master My lord, I shouldn't be hiding."

"Stand still, don't move, if you dare to move half a step, I will beat you to death on the spot today and feed you to the dogs."

Yu Lisheng's tone was very cold, and she ordered lightly, and then walked slowly to Xu Muyan with the small cup in her hand.

Close to his ear, whispered: "Mu Yan, did you do something in this little cup?"

"I didn't!" Xu Muyan raised his head suddenly, and said with a righteous face: "How could I do that kind of thing? I'm not such a sinister and cunning person! I will never harm others in private!"

His mouth was very tough, and his expression was very angry, pretending to be the real thing.

Yulisheng stared at him for a while, then nodded and smiled again: "Don't be nervous. Master is just joking with you. Don't you have an itchy throat? I didn't drink rock sugar water pear soup last night, and it just so happens that I am the head of the house today." Senior brother came over, so I told him to send someone to bring it over."

"Mu Yan, look, Master is not completely unreasonable, as long as you behave well, Master will treat you well."

Yulisheng smiled brightly, brought the small cup in front of Xu Muyan, and said softly, "Drink it, after drinking it, your throat won't itch anymore."

Xu Muyan: "..."

Who am I, where am I, what am I going to do.

This fucking is in the legend, lifting a rock to shoot yourself in the foot?