Sand sculpture apprentice dressed as black heart lotus

Damn little widow, give him a fox tail.

Xu Muyan had gnawed on a pig's tail before, and it was particularly difficult and not very tasty.On the contrary, the pig's ears are quite strong, and they gnaw loudly.

If you add some spicy peppers, sprinkle some coriander, and some wine with some peanuts, it will be perfect.

Now that he gnawed on the fox's tail without ordering side dishes, if he gnawed it raw, he had indeed made a lot of determination.

This fox has a big tail and hasn't been cooked before. His mouth is small, and he ate too anxiously, as if he couldn't keep up with reincarnation. He didn't have time to swallow, and his face was so swollen to an unbelievable degree that the corners of his lips were torn. Cracking pain.

After finally convincing himself to gnaw on the fox's tail, a thunder suddenly sounded in his ears.

"presumptuous!"

Yu Lisheng pulled out the protruding fox tail, he absolutely did not allow the little apprentice to eat anything without his permission.

Even if he brought it, that won't work.

"You really don't know how to live or die!"

Yu Lisheng pinched Xu Muyan's neck, dragged him in front of him forcefully, lifted him into the air, and said word by word: "Now I understand, how should I eat?"

Xu Muyan rolled his eyes from being pinched, his brain was starved of oxygen, and he couldn't think at all.

He thought angrily that he had done exactly what the little widow told him to do.

Why is the little widow still angry?

Could it be that he just ate and didn't swallow it?

It's so hairy, how can he swallow it! ! !

That thing is full of hair, why the fuck let him swallow it?

Just before he was about to be strangled to death, he was thrown out and fell back on the bed, coughing while holding his neck.

Xu Muyan coughed and said angrily: "I ate! I ate! I did everything according to your orders! Why is it not high?"

prosper? "

"Make it look so ugly!" Yu Lisheng raised her wet fox tail in disgust, frowned her pretty brows tightly, and said with a sneer, "You and I have already reached this level, which mouth should we use? What to eat, you haven't counted in your mind yet?"

Xu Muyan: "..."

To die, he really has nothing to tell.But after being reprimanded head and face, he knew it in his heart.

Looking up at the little widow's hand, the fox's tail was crumpled into a mess and wet.

Xu Muyan swallowed hard, patted himself on the back, and asked cautiously, "Do you use this?"

"What do you say?"

"I just don't know, that's why I asked." Xu Muyan said with an aggrieved face, "I'm not a roundworm in Master's stomach, how could I guess that?"

What is Master thinking? "

"You're just a human being, and you can't guess so many times wrong." Yu Lisheng sneered, staring at Xu Muyan's face with burning eyes and said: "Then according to you, it's the teacher's fault?"

"No...don't dare, don't dare." Xu Muyan didn't dare to say that it was the little widow's fault, and quickly waved his hands: "I didn't say that, and I definitely don't dare

Say so! "

"Since it's not the teacher's fault, it can only be your own fault! Why don't you eat it? What are you waiting for? Wait for the teacher to do it yourself and feed you to eat it

What? "

The little widow suddenly raised a voice, which made Xu Muyan tremble all over.

Subconsciously, she raised her hand to protect her head and face, and something was stuffed into her hand, which felt wet to the touch.

He raised his eyes, and it turned out to be the fox's tail that was wet by him just now.

"I'll give you ten counts of time to prepare. If you can't prepare well, let Shan Qinglu come over and feed you. How about you?"

"I don't think so..."

"Master! Don't count so fast! Master, Master, count slowly, count slowly! I'm untying my belt, Master!"

Xu Muyan was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, and hurried to untie his belt, but he couldn't die. Before he went to bed last night, he was afraid that the little widow would do something to him while he was asleep.

So he tied the belt with more than a dozen dead knots, and now it's all over, it can't be untied at all!

"Six, seven..."

Yulisheng saw Xu Muyan tie his belt like twists last night, so he deliberately made it difficult for him to get used to it, and continued counting slowly: "Eight,

Nine……"

"Master!"

Xu Muyan was in a hurry, a tree needs a skin in its lifetime, and a human needs a face in its lifetime.

Even though he was humiliated like that by the little widow, he still doesn't want to be humiliated by Shan Qinglu again!

In desperation, he didn't know which string in his mind was wrong, so he suddenly threw himself into the little widow's arms.

Stand on tiptoe and nibble on the little widow's lips!

He gnawed so hard that he completely blocked the little widow's mouth, forcibly preventing the little widow from continuing to report the number.

It has to be said that the little widow's lips are warm and soft, completely different from his temper.

Sure enough, no matter how indifferent a man is, his rectum is always warm.

No matter how cool Master is, his lips are warm and soft.

Yulisheng froze on the spot.

He never thought that one day, someone would dare to kiss his lips.He only felt his lips warm up, and he pressed Xu Muyan face to face.The distance between the two people is very close, and their lips and teeth are close to each other.There is a fresh smell of snow lingering at the tip of the nose.

As a result, Yulisheng was slightly taken aback for a moment.

Taking this opportunity, Xu Muyan tore off his belt, grabbed the fox's tail, and fumbled to put it on for himself.

Maybe it's because it's standing up and kissing the little widow on tiptoe, so wearing the tail is awkward and uncomfortable.

Xu Muyan swayed his legs like a fishing boat in a strong wind and waves. He put on his tail when the little widow suddenly pushed his shoulders.

He staggered, fell backwards, and fell onto the bed with a thud.

To die, in order to stop the little widow's mouth, Xu Muyan kissed him so hard that he wanted to bite the little widow's tongue with his teeth.

In a panic, Xu Muyan fluttered his hands and accidentally grabbed the little widow's treasure. Hearing a low muffled groan, the two of them fell down on the couch together.

Yulisheng's tall figure completely hid Xu Muyan under her body. Their chests were pressed against each other, and they could hear each other's heartbeat.After what seemed like 100 years, Xu Muyan remembered and let go of his mouth.

The moment he let go, he hugged the little widow's waist obediently, buried his face in his arms, and cried at the top of his voice: "I was wrong, I was wrong, I was wrong! Master, don't Hit me, I really know I was wrong! I was shameless, shameless, and stole my master! It was my fault, wearing a tail and dawdling, it was my fault, and I actually pulled the master down, It's all my fault! I just beg Master not to hit me!"

Yu Lisheng: "..."

This flurry of admitting his mistakes unexpectedly made him unable to deal with it.

Yu Lisheng's lips were numb, it was bitten by a small animal just now, when he licked it with his tongue, he could still taste a little bit of fishy sweetness.He said coldly: "Let go!" "No, no! Once I let go, Master will definitely come over with a whip to beat me, I can't let go!"

Xu Muyan was terrified of being beaten, Master's whip hurt him too much.

Originally, his whole body had been whipped, and he hadn't healed yet, and if he was to be whipped head and face, he would definitely die of pain.

He was afraid of being beaten, especially by the little widow.

When the little widow beat him, she didn't show any mercy at all. She beat him shamelessly, just like beating something that didn't cost money.

In order not to be beaten, Xu Muyan mustered up his courage, stuffed himself tightly into the little widow's arms, and hugged the little widow's waist with both hands.

enough.

The legs of the little widow are sandwiched between the two legs, like a dodder flower, entangled with the little widow tightly.

Even if he died, he would take the little widow with him.

Xu Muyan admitted his mistake very quickly, but in his heart he scolded the little widow all the time.

Yulisheng took a deep breath and said after a long time: "I won't hit you, I haven't finished counting ten."

"Is it true?"

Xu Muyan didn't quite believe it, and felt that it was not true when the words came out of the little widow's mouth.

Yu Lisheng nodded affirmatively, "It's absolutely true."

"Then... Master, give me a poisonous oath? Just say, just say, you promise that after Mu Yan lets go of his hand, you will never hit Mu Yan with your hands, otherwise you will be gutted,

There were five thunders and bangs in the sky, and he would not die well. "

Yulisheng laughed and said: "I promise for the teacher, after Mu Yan let go of his hand, he will never hit Mu Yan, otherwise his stomach will be pierced, and the sky will be struck by lightning, which will not be good."

die. "

In this way, Xu Muyan let go of his hands in doubt.

Unexpectedly, she released the little widow, and the little widow stretched out her hand to catch him.

Xu Muyan was so frightened that he fell off the bed with a somersault, and the little widow grabbed hold of him by the back collar, and with a sound of tearing, he tore off his outer garment.

Xu Muyan dodged in embarrassment while yelling: "Didn't it be agreed that you will never hit me?! How can you go back on your word?!" It's the whip!"

Yu Lisheng whipped up with a backhand whip, and just as he was whipping it onto the table, there was a bang, and the table was ripped apart.

Xu Muyan, who was hiding behind the table, was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he secretly scolded the little widow for being vile, insidious and cunning.

While running around the house in embarrassment.He ran ahead, and the little widow chased after him.

Wherever the whip was whipped, not a single piece of armor was left, and the ground was in a mess.

"I was wrong, wrong, Naruto^"

With tears in his eyes, Xu Muyan grabbed the bedpost, cautiously poked his head and said, "I admit defeat."

Yulisheng stood on the other side of the bed, upon hearing this, she sneered, rolled up her whip and tapped the ground in front of her, said with a half-smile, "Then lie down by yourself."

"I've already surrendered, why do I still want to fight?" Xu Muyan's eyes widened in astonishment, and he shook his waist, showing the fox tail to Yu Lisheng, "Look, look, the fox tail is all on, and , Master only counted to nine at that time, I did not exceed the time limit."

The more he spoke, the more cautious he became, and he began to feel guilty.

Because she was too scared, she ignored one point, that is, Yulisheng has cultivated well, and catching him is like playing with him.

He can be imprisoned with a single wave of spiritual power, there is no need for cats and mice to be chased after one another.

It was clearly to give him a chance to take the initiative to come over and beg for mercy.