Sand sculpture apprentice dressed as black heart lotus

Based on Xu Muyan's understanding of the little widow, everyone in the world is sorry for him, but at least Mr. Chongming is sorry for him.

Even close relatives, brothers and sisters may not be able to take care of one another for decades.

But the little widow laughed and said: "Kill! Why can't you kill him? Is he some kind of special person? There is no one in this world, I can't kill him, no one is an exception!"

Xu Muyan shouted in his heart, lunatic, lunatic, this widow must be crazy, to say such insane things!

If I knew this earlier, why didn't Lord Chongming stab this ugly thing to death with a single sword?

So fucking annoying!

Xu Muyan was furious, blushing and glaring at the little widow.

"However, after all, he treated me kindly, you said, invite him to join, okay?"

Yu Lisheng's icy fingers ran through Xu Muyan's smooth and long black hair, and the smile didn't reach his eyes: "Your style on the bed is more charming than the girls in the Goulan courtyard. Who wouldn't like it?"

After Yu Jian circled the twelve peaks of Kunlun Mountain five times, Xu Muyan softened like noodles.

Yu Lisheng sneered: "I told you to practice more, but you have to listen, it's so useless."

Xu Muyan panted heavily.

I wondered, why is the little widow so powerful?I don't know what to eat to grow up.

Fortunately, after going around five times, Yu Lisheng fell to the ground with his sword.

He didn't let go of Xu Muyan, and directly lifted Xu Muyan up like he was pissing.

Step by step, he brought the person to the back kitchen.

Now that the night is quiet and the curfew has passed, there will be no disciples walking in the mountains.

Therefore, Yuli Sheng was bold enough to take the person to the kitchen, and then said: "Do it yourself, I will give you time to stick an incense stick."

Xu Muyan said angrily: "Then let me go first, if you don't let me go, what am I going to do?"

"Snow pear soup with rock sugar, how do you make it?"

"Peel a pear first, cut the pear into small pieces, put it in a pot with sugar cubes, and then boil it in water."

"So that's how it is---" Not only did Yu Lisheng not let go of him, but he became more reckless and said with a smile, "Are you using xx to cut pears, or xx

Soup? "

Xu Muyan was about to go crazy, he slapped the little widow's arm, and said angrily, "I'm not going to die anymore, can't it be okay if I don't die?"

"No, don't toss about in vain."

Yulisheng smiled and told him, "If you don't do it, I don't mind as a teacher. Now I drag you to Shan Qinglu's room and let him see with his own eyes how you were bullied."

Xu Muyan: "..."

A hero does not suffer from immediate losses.he does!

Peeling and dicing is not difficult, as long as you have hands.

Just be on guard, the little widow will do evil suddenly from time to time.

Xu Muyan gritted his teeth the whole time, peeled the pear clean, and cut it into even small pieces.

Yu Lisheng poked his head from behind, glanced casually, and asked a little strangely: "Are you good at cooking?"

"True, I can do anything."

"Can understand everything? Can understand anywhere?" Yu Lisheng said with some astonishment: "I doubt it as a teacher, what are you implying as a teacher?"

Xu Muyan was annoyed, he chopped the chopping board with a knife, gritted his teeth and said, "Will you let me cook properly!"

"Xu Muyan, do you dare to be so presumptuous because my teacher has taken a good look towards you recently?"

Yu Lisheng suddenly raised his hand, as if to slap him, causing Xu Muyan to quickly lower his body, raise his hand to cover his face, and said in a repeated voice: "Master, don't hit, don't hit, it's Mu Yan's mistake. Master has been too kind to me recently, so I drifted away."

"Now? Can you recognize who you are?"

"Now I understand."

Xu Muyan glanced at the little widow behind him from the corner of his eyes, and after a long time, he thought about his choice of words: "The pears are finished, and they're already in the pot. Next, we need to light a fire."

Yu Lisheng nodded, and said quite naturally: "You were born."

"... Master is holding me like this, I can't make a fire... No, no, I mean, I am very happy that Master is holding me like this,

I'm just worried that when the fire is lit, the sparks will splash on Master's body.If it is burnt or scorched, disciples cannot afford it. "

"I'm just afraid that Shizun will be hurt. I'm just caring for Shizun. There's no other meaning."

After Xu Muyan endured several times, he finally knew how to answer in front of the little widow.

As the saying goes, if you reach out and don't hit a smiling person, he kneels down and licks it like this, how can the little widow continue to hit him?

But the fact is, the little widow can fight on.

With a slap, his head was crooked.

Xu Muyan only felt a sharp pain in his cheek, and then became numb.

"Smiling so viciously, you shouldn't be thinking, how is it like cutting a pear, chopping up your teacher with one knife?"

Yu Lisheng sneered, clamped Xu Muyan's chin, and forced him to look at her: "You smile so seductively, who are you trying to seduce?"

Xu Muyan: "..."

Damn it, little widow, how can she not be soft and hard?

It stands to reason that the little widow should stroke the donkey like this, but he has already stroked the donkey, why didn't it work?

Is it not enough to lick?

"Master, how dare this disciple, unlike other meng langs, who only covet master's beauty, this disciple just wants to be by Master's side."

"Go and light a fire."

Yulisheng sounds quite useful, but he just thinks his apprentice's red body looks good.

After he slapped Xu Muyan, he wanted to injure him with his backhand.But after all, I held back.

Pressing Xu Muyan's waist, he pulled away and left, tidying up his clothes casually, seeing that Xu Muyan was also tidying up, so Yu Lisheng laughed mockingly: "Aren't you wearing obscene pants? "

Xu Muyan ignored him, and pulled down his outer skirt, just enough to cover his legs.

Things like lighting a fire are a piece of cake for him.

He took out an open flame talisman, and urged it with the remaining sliver of spiritual power, and the fire talisman popped out in a flash.

There is plenty of firewood in this small kitchen, and no one will notice if you use a few.

Only then did Xu Muyan set up the fire, and when he looked up, he saw the little widow standing aside, staring at him with burning eyes.

Neither of the two spoke again, and the atmosphere was as strange as death.

After the rock sugar pear soup boiled, Xu Muyan added several cubes of sugar into it while it was still hot.

Stir in the pot with a big spoon until the sugar cubes have completely melted before wiping the sweat off his forehead with his sleeves.

Looking back, I saw the little widow's eyes, and then stared straight at the rock sugar pear soup in the pot.

Xu Muyan cautiously asked from the side: "Master, do you want to have sex too?"

"How can such a vulgar thing fit into the mouth of a teacher?"

Yu Lisheng flicked his sleeves and tied his hands behind his back, looking quite handsome and graceful like an outsider.

Xu Muyan let out an "oh", filled a bowl for himself, then blew on it, and was about to die.

He also felt two fiery gazes above his head staring at him.

Stare at him like a thorn in his back.

Under such fiery eyes, Xu Muyan always felt as if he was standing naked on a busy street.

So much so that he couldn't go on at all, swallowing his saliva with great difficulty, Xu Muyan raised his head, and asked in a low voice: "Master, are you...are you

Do you want me too? "

Yu Lisheng said: "I don't want to."

"Oh."

Xu Muyan lowered his head to drink the soup again, and the next moment, the feeling of thorns on his back came quickly again.

With a mournful face, he raised his head and asked again: "Master, do you really want to eat? If you want to eat, the disciple will serve you a bowl. You always stare at me, and I feel hairy..."

"Master is not afraid."

Yu Lisheng insisted that he was not happy, but his eyes were fixed on the bowl in Xu Muyan's hand.

Xu Muyan thought hard about what the problem was.

A light flashed in Leng Buding's head, and he suddenly understood.

The little widow must have wanted to, but he was very stubborn and refused to admit it.

He didn't say what he wanted, but just stared straight at it. He couldn't do it himself, and he didn't allow others to do it.

Leaving aside other things for the time being, just the character of the little widow, if she was put in another place, she should be pinched and strangled to death when she was young.

Xu Muyan pondered, the little widow follows the donkey, everything must be smoothed down.

Although he had never smoothed the donkey's hair, he had smoothed the dog's hair.

Coaxing a little widow should be like coaxing cats and dogs, right?

Xu Muyan made up his mind that if he wanted to deceive the little widow's feelings, he had to get along with the little widow first.

Even if it is pretending, you have to put on a look.

After hesitating again and again, he passed the bowl over: "Master, it's cold, Master can take a bite."

Yu Lisheng glanced down and said expressionlessly, "I don't care."

"Master, this is the first time this apprentice cooks for Master. Although they are some vulgar things, they have a good heart. I want to show my heart by this. I will obediently listen to Master's words in the future."

Xu Muyan said these words against his will, and after he finished speaking, he wanted to spit it out.

Yu Lisheng said: "What crooked idea are you playing?"

"I don't dare, Master has been staring at me the whole time, so I must know that this soup is fine."

Persevering, Xu Muyan raised the bowl in his hand, looked up at the little widow, and said sincerely, "Master, this pear soup with rock sugar is sweet, and it's delicious. Master, please taste it, and you'll be fine." Small mouth?"

Yulisheng was a little moved.

He has been fasting for many years, and he hasn't tasted anything for a long time. Usually, he doesn't even drink water.

Looking at the expectant boy in front of him, he suddenly became interested in trying it.

And by chance, he leaned over, pressed his lips against the rim of the bowl, and pecked lightly.

Sweet, very sweet.Sweet but not greasy, the faint pear fragrance spreads between the lips and teeth.

It turned out that this was the taste of sweetness, Yulisheng looked a little dazed, he hadn't tasted sweetness for many years, he almost forgot what sweetness was like.

He has suffered for many years, but the sweetness is only for a moment, and it is fleeting.

"Master, is it sweet?"

Xu Muyan looked at the little widow expectantly, and thought to himself, if he had known that the widow would piss, he should have spit in secretly, how angry.

But on the surface, he pretended to be innocent, looked at Yulisheng with admiration and dependence, and called him Master.

Yulisheng couldn't help smiling slightly.

Just for a moment, it was like a flash in the pan, the ice and snow had just melted, and even the pale face seemed to be coated with a faint brilliance, and the whole person became much gentler.

Xu Muyan rarely saw the little widow smile.

Even when the little widow smiled, it was that kind of sneer that made people shudder when they saw it.