Sand sculpture apprentice dressed as black heart lotus

What?

Block the sword?

when? !

It is no longer popular to do good deeds without leaving your name.

When Xu Muyan raised his head, he saw the little widow's stinky face like a hundred dead husbands, and immediately said in astonishment: "Don't... don't be impulsive! Have something to say

Say, a gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands! "

"Who allowed you to reach out and take it?"

Yulisheng knocked down the candy zongzi clutched in Xu Muyan's hand, slammed him in the eye, and threw him heavily onto the barrier.

"Are you a stray dog? You want what others give you? Do you want Master to put an iron chain around your neck and take you for a walk all over the mountain?" "You...you are sick You must have a serious illness in your mind!"

Xu Muyan's teeth chattered in fright, didn't he agree to Qing Leng Shizun?

Who gave him such a sick and delicate master?

So sick... who the fuck let him out?Psychiatric hospitals don't care?

How long has this phenomenon been happening?Will it be passed from person to person?

"pick it up."

"What... what?"

"Pick it up," Yu Lisheng let go of the shackles on him, pulled away and pushed the person away, and said condescendingly, "Zongzitang, pick it up, all of them."

"Are you afraid that you have some serious illness? You asked me to pick up the candy, so I took it! Just now you knocked over the candy again, and you let me pick it up?"

Xu Muyan's eyes widened, and he pointed at his nose angrily: "You think I'm so easy to bully? Let me tell you, I'm not frightened by others, don't think that you slept with me, and I just cried and cried for death. Like a bitter woman, let me tell you, dreaming!"

After a pause, his face was full of righteousness, he straightened his back and said, "I won't pick it up even if I die! Even if you kill me, I will... okay, okay

Heck, I'll pick it up, pick it up, put the sword away, it's scary. "

Yulisheng raised his sword against the upright part of the young man, and said with a smile: "For many years, no one has dared to insult me ​​like this in person. Xu Muyan, I like your mouth very much, and this one that can talk Tongue."

Xu Muyan hunched over, not daring to breathe.

I thought to myself, does the little widow have some kind of schizophrenia?How can you change your face faster than turning the pages of a book?

It was the first time he had heard that some people liked to be scolded.

Sui Qing wondered, could it be that the little widow, who looks bright and clear on the surface, is actually a little tsundere?

"Actually, I still have a lot to say that I haven't scolded outside."

Xu Muyan knelt on the ground, picked up the snow-covered zongzi candies one by one, and held them in the palm of his hand. He secretly glanced at Yu Lisheng's face and whispered:

"If, you like, then I can scold for three hours in a row, and every sentence is not repetitive."

"Oh, is it?"

Yulisheng seemed to be a little interested, half bent down, raised his hand to pinch Xu Muyan's chin, forcing him to look at her.

"Are you really Xu Muyan?"

Xu Muyan was startled, his pupils trembled violently, and his teeth chattered wildly.

"The answer is teacher, who are you?"

What should he say?

Yes, or no?

This is a tough question.

Xu Muyan's heart was beating wildly, and he didn't know which nerve was wrong, so he replied, "I'm not Xu Muyan, I'm Master's furnace."

With just this one sentence, Yu Lisheng's face softened slightly, as if he was pleased by him, she nodded and said: "Very well, I was going to whip you another twenty lashes, I never thought you would be so obedient."

After hearing this, Xu Muyan heaved a sigh of relief, thinking that he finally didn't have to be whipped anymore.

If he continued to suffer, his peach seam would be completely gone.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he relaxed, he was directly forced to kneel on the ground by the master, his rear hips were as high as Mount Everest, and his lower back was as deep as a basin.

The little widow behind her bullied her, pressed him step by step, and pinned him to the ground, as if she was treating the lowest prostitute in the Goulan courtyard.

With one free hand, he grabbed Xu Muyan's long hair tightly, forcing him to raise his head high like an animal, revealing the young man's delicate, smooth, and somewhat red Adam's apple.

"Who allowed you to pick it up? You picked up the dirty things that fell on the ground...Mu Yan, Mu Yan, look at you, how happy you are to eat, master's treasure

Isn't it tens of millions of times better than your brother's rice dumpling candy? "

Xu Muyan felt that the little widow had something wrong with her mind.

Obviously, it was the little widow who forced him to reach out for the candies, and it was the little widow who forced him to pick up the zongzi candies that fell on the ground one by one.

If you move a little slower, there will be a burst of fierce, merciless whipping.

And fuck it, whip him with both whips.

No matter how hard Xu Muyan's bones were, they were a little bent.

Unable to hold back the force, he panted heavily, and the hands that grabbed his hair were released, his head and face fell heavily on the ice, and the hot sweat met the ice and snow, and it immediately melted into ice water.

Xu Muyan's head and face were covered with paste, and even his snow-white shoulders were soaked with ice scum.

Xu Muyan's vision was hazy, he only felt that his cheeks were sticky, he thought it was snow water, and didn't care.

He didn't react until he smelled the sweet smell, and when he fell, blood came out of his nose.

A big slender snow-white hand casually touched it, and when it felt sticky, Yu Lisheng was taken aback for a moment, and then said with a smile: "It's really a good disciple of the teacher, a gentleman keeps his body upright, even if he bleeds, he doesn't shed tears. very good."

Xu Muyan's mind was dizzy, and he was so rough that he was in a trance.

For a moment, it was not clear whether the little widow was praising him or hurting him.

The only thing she knew was that the little widow didn't stop for a moment, even though Xu Muyan's nosebleeds stained the ice and snow under her body red, she refused to stop.

"Students who are punished into the Xuanbing Cave for self-reflection are not allowed to eat according to the rules of the Kunlun sect. I think the brother of the sect master means that he will imprison you for half a month. You have never fasted and there is nothing in your stomach. Don't you want to eat?" Hungry to a pile of bones?"

"Mu Yan, Master doesn't want you to die, at least not right now."

"Look, your belly," Yu Lisheng pressed down on his apprentice's bulging round belly maliciously, and said amusedly: "The elder is nine-year-old with a clear color, and the autumn water is the god jade as the bone. The younger is five years old and eats cows." , all the guests turned back."

"Qing Lu's appearance is handsome, and I like it even when I see it as a teacher. It's no wonder that you are fascinated by him."

"It's a blessing to be able to eat. Master is also happy that you are so greedy."

Xu Muyan thought melancholy, why is it that the little widow still has the leisure to compose poems and odes with him at such a time?

The gentle Pi Po speaks elegant words on his mouth, but underneath the Pi Po is an evil spirit, and his every move is an atrocity.

How can there be such a bad person in this world?

"...Why don't you cry?"

Yu Lisheng frowned, a little displeased, and slapped his apprentice's back heavily, leaving bright red fingerprints.

"You will only cry in front of your senior brother, won't you?"

Xu Muyan ignored him.

His mouth was frozen shut and he couldn't speak at all.

I just feel that all the strength in my body has been drained by life.

I didn't even have the energy to cry.

I don't know how many times he was humiliated by the master, Xu Muyan's eyelids were covered with a thick layer of blood scabs, and he vaguely sensed that the master pulled away and left.

Just when he thought it was finally over.

A big hand suddenly clamped his chin tightly, twisted it casually, and took off his chin.

Xu Muyan couldn't even utter a cry of pain, his face swelled up.

I couldn't open my eyes, my eyes were blood red.

He couldn't see his surroundings clearly at all, the removed jaw was so numb that he couldn't feel any pain, only the vomiting sensation in his throat from time to time reminded him——

The little widow is forcibly commandeering his lips and tongue!And without his permission!

Xu Muyan thought painfully and angrily, if he could go home one day, he swore that he would never read Lu Ding Wen again in his life! ! !

When he met a person surnamed Yu, he turned around and ran away!Never look back!

"...It's boring, it's like a dead fish."

This is Yu Lisheng, that is, his master, after cruelly humiliating him, his evaluation of him.

Then with a puff, the warm liquid splashed onto Xu Muyan's head and face.

After going through so many things, he certainly wouldn't be so foolish as to think that these were the regretful tears of the little widow.

He is going home.

There was nothing he couldn't do to go home and see his poor old mother for the last time!

Xu Muyan comforted himself silently, but if he couldn't bear it a little, he would make a big mess.

Those who have achieved great things since ancient times must have an unknown history of heartache and tears.

In ancient times, Goujian, the king of Yue, lived hard and tasted courage, and Murong Chong and his sister served her husband together.

Now there is him, Xu Muyan, in order to go home, to serve his teacher with his body.

In a daze, Xu Muyan remembered what his stepbrother Wang Bazizi had said to him in the past:

"You don't have any other prospects, but you have a good face. With your appearance, it is not a problem to hang a card for 10 yuan a night."

There is also his old drunkard, pulling his hair and scolding: "You lose money! Just like your mother, with a bad face! Want money to see a doctor? Think beautifully! Go out and sell your ass, the money is not worth it!" Just here? I still need to teach you this?"

As well as his poor old mother, her eyes were red from crying while hugging him: "Yanyan, the rest of my mother's life can be counted on you!"

"Mother......"

The young man was limp on the ground, as if lying naked in a crystal clear swamp.

Ruddy and shiny lips touched lightly, muttering something.

"What did you say?"

Yulisheng was dressed neatly, seeing the young man on the ground talking nonsense, she subconsciously listened.

"You speak louder?"

"Mom...dammit!"

Yu Lisheng: "..."

He stood up with a numb expression, and returned to his former appearance of being white-clothed and snow-free.

Staring condescendingly at the young man at his feet for a moment, he suddenly curled his lips into a sneer: "You don't know how to live or die!"

Then, she took out three copper coins from her sleeves, Yulisheng squatted down, pushed Xu Muyan's snow-white legs aside, and said with a low laugh: "There is no pie that falls out of thin air, the money that should be given, master." A copper plate is worth a lot of yours."

As he said that, he cruelly and viciously sealed the three copper plates into the small red clay furnace.