Sand sculpture apprentice dressed as black heart lotus

But as soon as this idea came up, Xu Muyan slapped himself uncontrollably.

pull down.It seems that God forbids him to have any wrong thoughts about Yulisheng.

Since God doesn't let him do it with real swords and guns, can it be done with another thing?

There are many ways to get the body to heat up by itself, for example... Xu Muyan's eyes turned to the unfinished ginger soup on the table.

If ginger soup is poured from Yulisheng's place, are you afraid that his body will not be hot?

Xu Muyan felt that the method was very feasible, and his brain was really smart.

But here comes the problem again, what if Yulisheng wakes up midway, what should I do?

With Yu Lisheng's temper, why can't he be cut into pieces and fed to wild dogs?

Just as Xu Muyan was struggling, he glanced out of the corner of his eye and suddenly saw something strange under Master's clothes.

Immediately got closer, and said suspiciously: "It's strange, what's going on here, master... what the hell!"

Master actually got up!

Having made this discovery, Xu Muyan jumped up from the bed suddenly, and the back of his head hit the bed frame with a bang.

Xu Muyan only felt that his eyes suddenly went dark, his ears were buzzing, and he couldn't see or hear anything clearly.

Yulisheng woke up with the opportunity and happened to be on Xu Muyan's body, and all he could see was the young man's delicate and immature face, those beautiful Ruifeng eyes, and he was at a loss at the moment.

"Mu Yan?"

"Well?"

Xu Muyan was in a daze, his eyelids felt heavy, and he wanted to doze off, but he couldn't tell the difference between the sky and the earth.There was also an unidentified whining sound from his mouth.

"Mu Yan?"

Yulisheng raised his hand to probe the back of Xu Muyan's head, and found a big bulging bump, so he knew that he was confused, and said: "Forget it, wait until you wake up, and then settle the score."

"Well?"

Xu Muyan stared in a daze, and couldn't tell who the other party was. There was only one thought in his mind, and that was how to make Master's body warm up quickly.

So he was bold, and asked very seriously: "Do you know how to heat up your body quickly?"

Yu Lisheng didn't really want to talk to the villain, so he got up slowly and straightened his clothes, and then kicked him under the bed unceremoniously.

Unexpectedly, Xu Muyan was so bold that he bumped into him suddenly, hugged Yu Lisheng's arm tightly with both hands, and said with a raised face, "Beautiful brother, do you know Yu Nu?"

"What did you say?!" Yu Lisheng's face darkened in an instant, his handsome facial features became ferocious, he gritted his teeth and sneered, "How dare you say it again?"

"Do you know Yu Nu? I want to find him."

Xu Muyan didn't understand, so the big bump on the back of his head was getting bigger and bigger, and his mind was also in a daze, shaking his head and thinking, not very clear-headed.The speech is also a bit upside down.

Yu Lisheng said coldly: "What do you want him for?"

"I'm looking for him... looking for him... By the way, what am I looking for him for?"

Xu Muyan looked at a daze, and suddenly couldn't remember why he was looking for "Yu Nu". After thinking for a long time, he said: "I remember, I want to find him, let him... let him..."

"Let him what?"

"Let him bear me a child!"

As soon as these words came out, Yu Lisheng's complexion became more gloomy, her narrow and deep eyes gradually narrowed into long black lines, and her whole body exuded a strange murderous aura.

Xu Muyan still didn't notice it, and said to himself: "I must let him give birth to me."

He wanted to go home, he dreamed of it.

As long as he and Yu Nu raise the eyebrows, love each other for a lifetime, and get a child out, he should be able to go home.

"Why?" Yu Lisheng sneered, and said in a mocking tone: "What ability do you have to let him give birth to you? How old are you, do you know how to let a man have children?"

"I'm already big!"

Xu Muyan untied his belt like a stupefied young man, took out his thing in front of Yu Lisheng, and said very confidently: "Look! I'm really big! You patience!"

Yu Lisheng: "..."

What he said just now clearly refers to Xu Muyan's age.A child who is only 17 years old and has no hair yet knows what is love and what is love?

Too lazy to care about like a fool, Yu Lisheng raised his hand and pushed him off the bed, and said with a cold face: "You really have no shame at all, I punish you to kneel here all night, when you think it over, get up again! "

bang.

Xu Muyan rolled off the bed unpreparedly, and fell on the back of his head again so as not to die.

Originally, he was knocked out of his mind, but this time his mind became more and more confused, and he couldn't understand Yu Lisheng's words at all, and all the scenes in his mind were all the scenes in the original text of how evil disciples bullied their masters and destroyed their ancestors.

And, he thinks he can too!

"It's the other way around, damn it, dare to hit me!"

Xu Muyan rubbed the back of his head, stood up staggeringly, and then, under Yu Lisheng's gaze, punched and kicked the air, muttering: "Give you a face? Give you a face? How dare you hit me?" Me! You don't know what will happen to you in the future!"

Yu Lisheng didn't want to argue with him at first, but after hearing this, he said again: "Oh? Then what do you think will happen to me in the future?"

"If you can't live, you can't die!"

Xu Muyan's mind is not clear now, but if he is so clear-headed, he would never dare to say that.

"You will be imprisoned and chained to a gallows!"

"To be played around day and night!"

"Everyone regards you as a cauldron! Despise you, ruin|destroy you, ruin you!"

What Xu Muyan said was all the development of the story in the original text, and Yu Lisheng's expression became more and more ugly when he heard it. He suddenly got up and got out of bed, and grabbed Xu Muyan's neck.

Slamming the person on the stone pillar behind him, Yu Lisheng said coldly: "How do you know this? Who told you, tell me!"

"Cough cough cough."

Xu Muyan was pinched up, his legs were not connected to the ground, and he was swaying in the air. He actually wanted to say, "But I will never treat you like that", but before he could say that, he was pinched I was speechless.

"Okay, the apprentice I have raised for more than ten years is actually exactly the same as those people outside. I think my skin is nothing special, and I don't want to covet my disciples so much."

Yu Lisheng laughed suddenly, but the corners of her eyebrows and eyes did not stretch a little, and the smile did not reach her eyes. She said in a deep voice, "You also want to try what it's like to be treated like a furnace? That's good, Master will make it happen." you."

Throwing him onto the bed, Xu Muyan's waist and abdomen hit the edge of the bed, causing his body to bend like a shrimp, and he didn't even have time to breathe out the pain.

As soon as the back was cool, the last layer of fig leaf was picked up by a long sword.The jade ring ruler rolled to the ground with a snap, and Yu Lisheng stood not far behind him holding the long sword.

Seeing Xu Muyan struggling to get up, he drew the scabbard with his backhand to his lower back.

Just like that, Xu Muyan's waist completely softened, he knelt down on the edge of the bed, grinned, and burst into tears.